*****  Vari Asian Crazy Buffet, 2030 Palm Beach Lakes Boulevard, West Palm Beach, Florida 33409 (561) 6161-9288.

Vari Asian is a Chinese-buffet-joint. It has 2 locations, 1 in West Palm Beach and 1 in Tampa.

I recently had an an absolutely terrific dinner at the West Palm Beach location. First let me tell you, that this joint ain’t a dump…it is an upscale-decorated restaurant with a full liquor bar…but your tee shirt/shorts ensemble will do just fine. In addition to something like 9,000,000 Chinese soups, salads, appetizers, entrees and desserts (I am assuming that pistachio, vanilla and chocolate ice cream are Chinese food), there is a huge sushi-selection…the joint also has a habachi grill and wok station. Trust me, the food is very good… far superior to most of the local Chinese eat-in/take-out joints in South Florida.

Vari Asian Crazy Buffet is open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner.  Depending on the day of the week…Prices range $9.99-$15.99 for lunch and $17.99-$19.99 for dinner.

*****  Mitch’s Westside Bagels Too, 19575 State Road 7, Boca Raton, Florida 33498 (561) 483-2331.

Got a real good bagel-joint for you…Mitch’s Westside Bagels Too in Boca Raton. Great place for hot-fresh bagels, breakfast stuff, salads, wraps, deli meats, sandwiches, burgers…throw in handful of flat-screen tvs, pleasant wait-staff, reasonable prices and you pretty-much got the picture.

Now for you folks in Coral Springs…old Mitch has another joint called, Westside Bagels Drive Thru & Eatery, 5906 Coral Ridge Drive, Coral Springs, Florida 33076 (954) 755-4600. Haven’t been to the Coral Springs joint, but I’m “gonna” guess that this location in addition to eat-in also has a drive thru.

For menu/prices check www.mitchswestsidebagels.com. Both joints do breakfast-lunch 7-days a week.

*****  YOLO, 333 East Las Olas Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33301 (954)523-1000.

Last night I caught comedian, Jackie Mason’s show at the Broward Center. The next time he “comes around” don’t make the same mistake. Oh Jackie…time to retire. Anyway…before the show, had dinner at a relatively new ( 4 months old) “American Style” restaurant named YOLO…which is short-hand for You Only Live Once.

At this juncture let me send you to YOLO’s website www.yolorestaurant.com for menu/photos/details.

Got to this joint at 6:10pm and its inside & outside bars were PACKED…great looking-stylish 25-35 crowd. So if you are 25-35, you now know about Fort Lauderdale’s latest hot-spot.

Now for the rest of us, let’s talk FOOD (all of a sudden, I’m writing like Jackie Mason talks)…In addition to a couple of “specials” the menu consisted of 5-appetizers, 5-salads, 5-sandwiches, 10-entrees and 5-desserts. My “taste-test” consisted of meatball sliders, California spinach salad, beef tenderloin, rotisserie chicken and bbq pork ribs…I will tell you, that the ribs were some of the best that I have eaten “down-here” in South Florida and if the meatball sliders weren’t 4 bucks a pop, I could have eaten 6 of them…they were absolutely dynamite. The California spinach salad was delicious… large enough for 2. The rotisserie chicken and beef tenderloin were good, but not in the same league as those ribs or sliders. By the way, the entrees came with 2-sides…I had mashed potatoes and cole-slaw, they were just fine.

If you check this joint’s website, you will find photos…so you’ll know that this is a real-sharp…modern-decor joint. Personally, I found the lighting a bit too dark…but the super-modern bathrooms are gorgeous.

Let’s wrap this one up. Great looking joint. Very good food. Very good service. Price-point…Appetizers $6-$11…Salads $8-16…Sandwiches $11.50-$17.50…Entrees $16-30…Sides $4…Desserts $7.

YOLO does lunch and dinner 7-days a week.

I really enjoyed this joint. On this particular Friday Night it had “great energy” and very good food. Oh, to be 25-35 again!!!!

*****  Carving Station Buffet, 720 US Highway 1, Lake Park, Florida 33403 (561) 842-7791.

Let’s talk buffet…found a really good “all you can eat” American-style buffet for you…Carving Station Buffet in Lake Park. Take a look at this joint’s website at www.carvingstationbuffet.com for menu/prices/photos/details. Breakfast runs $6.49 (includes coffee)…Salad bar (only) lunch runs $5.79…Lunch runs $7.79…Dinner runs $9.39. Just so you know, that “all you can eat” doesn’t include desserts which go for $2.69 each and beverages which will run you $1.89 a pop (free refills). One other item, the joint is open 365 days a year for lunch and dinner and only does breakfast on Saturday and Sunday.

Gourmet food? Now let’s not get stupid here…but, for a cheap-buffet joint, the food is very good. “Nice” selection…things like, turkey, ham, lamb, roast beef, fried chicken, broiled fish…soups, salads, breads. Trust me, you will find plenty of things to stuff your face with.

Like I said, “nice” selection…decent enough food. Very clean. Very pleasant wait-staff.

Every so often, joints like this are a real-nice change of pace from your full-service restaurants. If you enjoy eating 10 strips of bacon and 6 sausage links with your eggs, Carving Station can handle you very nicely.

  Trevini Ristorante, 150 Worth Avenue, Palm Beach, Florida 33480 (561) 833-3883.

Trevini is an “upscale-white table cloth” Italian joint located on Worth Avenue in Palm Beach.

Trevini’s food is OK…check-out its menu/prices/photos at www.treviniristorante.com. Big problem here…way, and I do mean way overpriced. Don’t believe me?…now we aren’t talking “family style” portions here…fettucine bolenese $25.95, tortellini soup $7.95, shrimp fradiavolo $33.95, chicken francese $27.95, side of sauteed spinach $9.95.

Like I said before, the food is OK…mind you nothing great here, I have tasted better and I have tasted worse…The joint is open for lunch Monday-Saturday 11:30am-2:45pm and for dinner Monday-Sunday 5:30pm-10:30pm.

The rent on Worth Avenue must be a killer…

*****  Casa Maya Grill, 301 SE 15th Terrace, Deerfield Beach, Florida 33441 (561) 570-6101.

Got a real good-cheap Mexican joint for you…Casa Maya Grill in Deerfield Beach. Absolutley nothing fancy here…just, good food, big portions and a menu loaded with burritos, tacos, enchiladas and fajitas … with the most expensive item in the whole joint running 14 bucks. For menu/prices check the joint’s website at www.casamayagrill.com.

A recent outing had me “sampling”  some very good…shrimp fajitas, spinach enchilada, grilled steak and grilled chicken taco.

Got one problem with Casa Maya… while eating, had a flashback to 1966 and saw myself getting ready for the NYS Spanish Regents Exam…scary stuff. To this date…still have dreams (nightmares) about that Spanish teacher, Mr. Cohen (go figure) and how he was going to fail me, unless I passed the Regents.

Anyway…Casa Maya is open for lunch and dinner…Monday-Friday 11:30am-10pm and Saturday-Sunday noon-10pm.

*****  Peppino’s Italian Restaurant & Pizzeria, 1290 North Military Trail, West Palm Beach, Florida 33409 (561) 681-6575.

Peppino’s is a ” neighborhood-mom & pop–red sauce”–Italian joint. Operative word here NEIGHBORHOOD…like you live or work in Peppino’s neighborhood.

Peppino’s food, shall we say… is quite good. The menu is loaded with appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, pizzas, subs and chicken-seafood-meat entrees. This joint isn’t exactly trying to cure cancer here…You know the drill…the entree comes with soup or salad, pasta side and garlic knots. The most expensive entree runs 15 bucks and a large pizza is going to run you $11.

A recent taste-test had me sampling, sausage parmigiana sub, veal parmigiana, veal marsala, shrimp scampi, pizza, manicotti, pasta fagiolli and those garlic knots. Like I said before, quite good for a neighborhood joint. By the way, the service is as friendly as can be.

Now…if you live in Peppino’s neighborhood, you have a real good joint to eat-in/take-out from. Peppino’s is open 7 days a week 11am-9pm.

*****  Clarke’s, 840 Front Street, Miami Beach, Florida 33139 (305) 538-9885.

Let’s start this one off, by immediately sending you to Clarke’s website at www.clarkesmiamibeach.com. where you will find menu/price/photos about what some would call an Irish Pub…

Let me put it to you this way…Clarke’s in no way, shape or form is anything like most of South Florida’s Irish Pubs which usually have borderline-horrendous food. For sure, Clarke’s has the “requisite” shepherds pie, bangers & mash, corned beef & cabbage and fish & chips…but that’s where any similarity with these other joints end.

Clarke’s has very-good food. Clarke’s is a great looking-upscale  joint. Clarke’s has great service. Clarke’s prices are NOT local-pub prices, but you won’t need to get a second job to eat there.

I recently had dinner at Clarke’s and “taste-tested”…cheeseburger, shrimp scampi, chicken curry, crab cakes, grilled pork chops, french fries and onion rings…everything was right on the money, with that cheeseburger being in the “terrific” category.

The next time, one of your buddies wants to “do” the Irish Pub thing…you know where to go. Clarke’s is open Monday-Friday 11:30am-midnight, Saturday 5pm-midnight and Sunday 11am-11pm.

*****  Gables Diner, 2320 Galianos Street, Coral Gables, Florida 33134 (305) 567-0330.

There are diners and then there diners…first, you got the “truck-driver diner.” Close your eyes and I am sure that you can conjure-up a pretty good version of this type of joint…if you are having trouble, think counter-service, seedy looking and charmingly surly waitresses…Then, you got diners that I call “yuppie diners.” If you are still here, go to Gables Diner’s website www.gablesdiner.com and you will find menu/details/photos of an “excellent” example of a yuppie-diner…full bar, gorgeous wood tables and booths, modern artwork, “tad too pricey” menu…For sure there are hybrids between the two diner-types, but that’s a whole other story for another day.

Anyway…Gables Diner is a great place for breakfast, lunch or dinner. The joint is open Sunday-Thursday 8am-10:30pm and Sunday 8am-11:30pm. I recently did lunch and a “taste-test” of chicken pot pie, country fried chicken, bacon cheeseburger, crab cakes and caesar salad…had me looking forward to trying this joint out for both breakfast and dinner. I am telling you, the food is really good.

Now let’s talk “prices”…the prices are not truck driver diner prices…no $2.99 breakfast specials…no 1/2 sandwich & soup $5.99 deals. If you check Gables’ website, there are breakfast-lunch-dinner menus/prices. Nothing that’s going to send you to the poor-house…but I just wanted you to know, that this ain’t a bargain-basement joint.

To sum this joint up…a menu packed with delicious breakfast stuff, appetizers, soups, salads, pizzas, pastas, burgers, sandwiches, meat-chicken-seafood entrees and desserts. Great decor. Good service. Yuppie-diner prices.

*****  Lakeside Diner, 7028 Charleston Shore Road, Lake Worth, Florida 33467 (561) 432-0018.

Found you guys another terrific diner…Lakeside Diner in Lake Worth. The joint is open 7 days a week 7am-2:30pm. Dynamite “hole in the wall” for breakfast, salads, soups, burgers and sandwiches.  Good food. Big portions. Reasonable prices. Very pleasant service.

One big problem here…God forbid you want a burger after 2:30pm…no can do.

Anyway…If you live or work in Lakeside’s neighborhood, you now know where to go for diner-food.