I was on a plane …
… looking out the window when the pilot goes, “this is your captain speaking. We’re currently cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet and we’ll reach our destination in four hours. So sit back and enjoy your flight.”
The pilot puts down the microphone but forgets to turn it off. He turns to his co-pilot and says, “do you know what I could go for right now?”
The co-pilot goes, “what?” The pilot goes, “I could really go for a BJ and a cup of coffee.”
Hearing this at the back of the plane, the flight attendant starts running up towards the front to let the captain know that the microphone is on.
Out of nowhere, someone from the back of the plane shouts out, “Don’t forget the coffee!”
Simple tale to tell, yesterday afternoon I spotted the below pictured $6.99 1/2 gallon of Blue Bell Coffee Ice Cream at Publix Super Market, 5050 Champion Boulevard ,- (Polo Club Shoppes), Boca Raton, Florida 33496, (561) 994-8350 and decided to give it a shot.
Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, absolutely delicious!
1
You guys can check bluebell.com for product info/retail locations.
This contest started on 6/14/26. This contest has a winner.
* Win 5- $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Cards.
Jeff Eats got 5- $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Cards to give to one of you guys…
The game- the first 75 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $10 Gift Cards are good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).
* The Happy Daze Rock Band/ Sharkey’s Bar & Grill/ Saturday, January 7th, 2027 7pm.
Just a heads up, The Happy Daze Rock Band is one of the best 50s, 60s, 70s cover bands in the business! Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you- these guys are about as good as it gets…
Hearing some terrific things about Sharkey’ s Bar & Grill’s full boat sports bar menu and entertainment schedule.
Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and a bunch of our friends are gonna be there.
You guys can check out
Sharkey’s Bar & Grill…
10365 Royal Palm Blvd. Coral Springs, FL. 33065
sharkeysfl@gmail.com
(954) 341-9990
In previous tales- I’ve mentioned that on Fridays The Fresh Market has a $5 a lb baked chicken wing deal (Naked, Buffalo, Honey BBQ, Teriyaki and Garlic Parmesan). Trust Jeff Eats on this one- All of the flavors are delicious with the Garlic Parmesan being totally awesome!
Mrs. Jeff Eats just picked up – mixed 3lbs at The Fresh Market, 5540 North Military Trail, Boca Raton, Florida 33496, (561) 994-2221).
You guys can check thefreshmarket,com for locations/info.com.
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for an orientation session. They are all asked the same question: “When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first guy responds: “I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man”.
The second guy says: “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow”.
The third guy thinks for a while and then replies: “I guess I’d like to hear them say ‘Look – he’s moving’
Literally 10 minutes ago, Mrs. Jeff Eats told me that we will be celebrating July 4th with 7 of her girlfriends, their husbands and God only knows who – else at Galuppi’s 4TH OF JULY BLOCK PARTY. Having been married for 51 years, I said- great and she said that the 8 ladies had reserved tables and had everything else covered…
For event info/reservations/tickets Galuppis.com
Galuppi’s
1103 North Federal Highway
Pompano Beach, FL 33062
Info: (954) 785-0226
My name is Jeff. I was born and bred in Brooklyn, New York. Since 1991, I have lived in South Florida and have eaten in so many restaurants down here, that I now consider myself to be a food expert.
More About Me »
1
