* National Pizza Day.

I am sure all you guys know that February 9th is National Pizz Day!

Well if you don’t -there are plenty of promos, deals etc. out there!

* Humor!

A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!

But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooop! A torso popped out!

The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, “Take another drink! Take another drink!” The bartender shook his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms popped out!

The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, “Take another drink! Take another drink!” But the bartender ignored the whole affair.

By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs popped out.

The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.

The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, “He should have quit while he was a head.”

* SUPER BOWL LX.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats got no special – viewing plans for this one!

We’ll be home in Boca Raton watching the game- I’m thinking that some-time during the game a “pizza joint delivery” from where I don’t know will show up!

Enjoy the game!

By the way, who do you guys think will win?

Originally posted on 1/23/26.

* PETER FOGEL’S “TIL DEATH DO US PART …YOU FIRST!”

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching- whether you’re Single, Divorced, or Married you gotta go see National Touring Headliner Comedian Peter Fogel’s …

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE SHOW WILL START AT 3PM!

Event
Peter Fogel’s “Til Death Do Us Part… You First!” Directed by Academy Award Nominee CHAZZ PALMINTERI
LIMITED TIME OFFER! SPECIAL VIP PRICING $20 OFF Use Promo Code 20off at checkout!

A HYSTERICAL EVENING of LAUGHS for Single, Devoted or Divorced Couples

Eternal Bachelor, Peter Fogel, in his 50’s, and has MAJOR commitment issues.

Its the holidays, and Fogel is looking forward to a romantic evening with his girlfriend. Instead, she dumps him. Distraught and confused, and sensing his own mortality, he revisits the scene of all of his romantic disasters.

Fogel Admits The longest relationship I’ve ever had in my entire life is with T-Mobile!

And, with that decision, he brings you his autographical tale of a comedians Quixote quest to finally search for the one woman who can transform his life with his hysterical multi-media solo show, TIL DEATH DO US PART…YOU FIRST! directed by Academy Award Nominee & Three-Time Emmy Award Winner CHAZZ PALMINTERI
(A Bronx Tale, Bullets over Broadway, The Usual Suspects)

From the trials and tribulations of love and marriage to online dating, Fogel mixes his signature wit with riotous relatable characters and takes us on a whirlwind comedic journey of searching, finding and eventually surrendering to his soulmate!

TIL DEATH DO US PART…YOU FIRST! is “Men are From Mars/Women are From Venus” meets “Defending the Cavemen!”
Young or old, divorced or married if you’ve ever been single (and that’s everyone) and want to experience (again) the feeling of finding that special person to spend the rest of your life with, then you’ll want to fasten your seat belt for 75 minutes of non-stop laughs with Peter Fogels TIL DEATH DO US PART…YOU FIRST!

Originally posted on February 6th, 2026.

* Beginnings – A Celebration of The Music of Chicago.

Thought -you guys might like to know…

Just got 2 tickets in Section A/Row H- from good friend Marty Katz who has a really bad head cold!

Tickets: casinodaniabeach.com

This contest started on 2/6/26. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 McDonald’s Gift Card.

Real simple story, Jeff Eats got a $10 McDonald’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any McDonald’s location (mcdonalds.com for locations/ menu/ prices/info).

* Chuck Negron, lead singer on ‘Joy to the World’ and other Three Dog Night hits, has died at 83.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats met him twice- no question in our minds, Chuck Negron was one of Rock N Roll’s greatest lead singers!

Our condolences to his family and friends.

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Although “Joy To The World” was Three Dog Night’s biggest hit, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ favorite Three Dog Night hit is “ONE”!

Enjoy…

This contest started on 2/4/26. This contest has a wunner.

* Win A $10 Gilbert’s 17th Street Grill Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Gilbert’s 17th Street Grill Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Gilbert’s 17th Street Grill, 1821 Cordova Road, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33316 (954) 768-8990.

Check gilberts17thstgrill.com for menu, prices, info.

Posted June 24, 2009
***** Gilbert’s 17th Street Grill, 1821 Cordova Road, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33316 (954) 768-8990.

Got a real good “mom & pop” American-diner joint for you…Gilbert’s 17th Street Grill.

The menu is not large…but has enough soups, salads, burgers, sandwiches, grilled items and desserts…so nobody’s gonna starve. A recent outing netted me a cheeseburger, bbq ribs and a philly cheesesteak sandwich…everything was delicious and priced just right. Nothing fancy here, just real good food. Take a look at the joint’s website www.gilberts17thstgrill.com for menu/prices/details.

Gilbert’s is open Monday-Saturday 11am-9pm. The joint is closed on Sunday.

Originally posted on July 17th, 2025