Humor!
* Humor!
An elderly couple went to the doctors because they were concerned about memory loss. The doc put them through some tests. He told them they didn’t have to worry too much yet, but it would help if they wrote things down.
That afternoon they were sitting on the front porch enjoying the lovely June weather. The husband decides to get a bowl of ice cream and asks his wife if she would like one too.
She says, “ I would love a bowl of ice cream, but you better write it down.
“Naw – I don’t have to write it down. How would you like chocolate syrup with your ice cream?”
”I would love chocolate syrup, but you’d better write it down.”
“Don’t need to. How hard can it be? ice cream with chocolate syrup. How about nuts and whipped cream on top?”
“That sounds delicious. I’d love that, but you’d better write it down.”
”Nope. How hard can it be? Ice cream, chocolate syrup, nuts and whipped cream. I’ve got it.”
So he goes into the kitchen and she hears him rattling around for a bit. Pretty son he comes out with two plates of bacon and eggs.
She says, “I told you to write it down. You forgot the toast!”
