* Humor!

A sound guy, a light guy, and a tour manager are standing on stage waiting for the band to get back from the hotel. The sound guy sees something under the drum riser and tells the light guy to go get it. The light guy reaches under there and pulls out a lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out, looks around, and says “Three guys, three wishes. What do you want?”. The light guy says “I want to be on a tropical island with a beautiful woman!”. POOF! He’s off to his island. The sound guy says “I want to be on a tropical island with 10 beautiful women, $10 million, and a steakhouse!”. POOF! He’s off to his island. The genie looks at the tour manager and says “Well, what do you want?” The tour manager says “I want both of those guys back here in 10 minutes!”

Originally posted on October 1st, 2026.

* Michael D’Amore Upcoming Public Events.

Just got the below “schedule” from my dear friend Michael D’Amore.

For years, I have been telling you guys about Michael- phenomenal singer!

Just a taste…

This impromptu performance was recorded a few years ago at Kings Point Golf & Country Club in Delray Beach as Michael D’Amore walked out of the venue’s theater to greet the crowd in the lobby!

Humor!

A couple meets in heaven and fall in love. They decide they want to get married and spend eternity together in Paradise. They go to God, and tell Him they want to get married. God says,”You’re in heaven, there is no need to get married. Spend all your time together if that’s what you want.” The couple is very insistent about getting married, and finally God says, “OK, come back and see me in five years.” The couple says five years is a long time to wait, and God replies, “This is heaven for eternity, five years is nothing.” Five years pass and the couple returns to God, and tell Him they still want to get married. God summons a priest, and the marriage is performed. A number of years pass, and the couple realizes they made a mistake – they should never have gotten married, and they aren’t getting along well together. They go back to God and tell Him they made a mistake, should never have gotten married, and want to get a divorce. God says, “Absolutely not, no divorces.” The couple says, “But why God, we don’t love each other and can’t bear the thought of spending eternity together. Why can’t we get a divorce?” God says, “Listen, it took me five years to find a priest up here. How long do you think it’s going to take me to find a lawyer?”

***** Jan Mei Chinese Takeout & Delivery, 8905 West Oakland Park Boulevard, Sunrise, Florida 33351, (954) 749-0699.

Got a really-really good Chinese takeout/delivery joint for you guys to checkout, Jan Mei Chinese Takeout & Delivery in Sunrise.

Real short tale to tell, this past Sunday (9/27) Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats were over-at our friends Jimmy and Susan’s Sunrise home and Jimmy said to me, “Sue just ordered some Chinese- take a ride with me to get it.” So off we went with Jimmy’s credit card for a 10 minute drive, ending up at Jan Mei Chinese Takeout & Delivery a no frills/ no food pictures on the walls / no table seating/ order-pickup at counter Chinese food takeout joint that I had never heard of before the Jimmy-drive!

All I can tell you guys, the food was absolutely delicious- right up there with some of the best stuff Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have enjoyed here in Florida!

Trust me on this one, this joint is a homerun must try…

Jan Mei Chinese Takeout & Delivery business hours:

Monday
Closed
Tuesday
11:30 AM – 9:30 PM
Wednesday
11:30 AM – 9:30 PM
Thursday
11:30 AM – 9:30 PM
Friday
11:30 AM – 10:00 PM
Saturday
11:30 AM – 10:00 PM
Sunday
3:00 PM – 9:30 PM

Originally posted on July 26th, 2026.

* I PLAY ROCKY

This coming November, 2026- all of us will once again be going to the movies…

* Exclusive Online Presale- CHICAGO 60th Anniversary.

The legendary band puts on a great show…

For you guys who maybe wondering- trumpeter Lee Loughnane is the only original member currently touring with the band!

TICKETS: Ticketmaster.coms
PASSWORD: PARK

This contest started on 9/29/26. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 2nd Street Bagels & Deli Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 2nd Street Bagels & Deli Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair! The winner will be notified by e-mail.

The $10 Gift Card is good at 2nd Street Bagels & Deli, 134 Northeast 2nd Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33432, (561) 210-7020.

Posted on April 10th, 2025

***** 2nd Street Bagels & Deli, 134 Northeast 2nd Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33432, (561) 210-7020.

Got a real good bagel deli joint for you guys to checkout, 2nd Street Bagels & Deli in Boca Raton.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday afternoom Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” 2nd Street Bagels & Deli and its stuff blew us away! Order/pickup at counter, handful of inside and outside tables/ inside window counter seating/ reasonably priced full boat- all day breakfast/lunch menu-open 7 days a week 6:30am-3pm.

Let’s wrap up 2nd Street Bagels & Deli by saying – that its delicious- boiled baked bagels/ black and white cookies/ pastrami/ cream cheeses/ muffins/ cookies/ pastries/ sandwiches / salads/ burgers makes it an absolute home run-must try joint!

Originally posted on May 29th, 2026.

* The Bronx Wanderers/ February 12th & 13th, 2027/ The Studio At Mizner Park.

Tickets just went on sale…

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you- these guys are an absolute must see..

The Studio At Mizner Park
201 W Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida 33432
Box Office: 561-203-3742
Tickets: thestudioatmiznerpark.com ticketmaster.com

This contest started on 9/25/26.This contest has a winner.

* Win 2 Tickets To See- THE DREAM CONCERT CELEBRATING TWO LEGENDARY PERFORMERS PAUL ANKA AND BOBBY DARIN/ Wednesday, February 17th, 2027 @ Kings Point Golf And Country Club in Delray Beach.

Jeff Eats got 2 $31 Tickets to give to one of you guys for- THE DREAM CONCERT CELEBRATING TWO LEGENDARY PERFORMERS PAUL ANKA AND BOBBY DARIN/ Wednesday, February 17th, 2027 @ Kings Point Golf And Country Club (Delray Beach).

The game- the first 75 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

* Humor!

An elderly couple went to the doctors because they were concerned about memory loss. The doc put them through some tests. He told them they didn’t have to worry too much yet, but it would help if they wrote things down.

That afternoon they were sitting on the front porch enjoying the lovely June weather. The husband decides to get a bowl of ice cream and asks his wife if she would like one too.

She says, “ I would love a bowl of ice cream, but you better write it down.

“Naw – I don’t have to write it down. How would you like chocolate syrup with your ice cream?”

”I would love chocolate syrup, but you’d better write it down.”

“Don’t need to. How hard can it be? ice cream with chocolate syrup. How about nuts and whipped cream on top?”

“That sounds delicious. I’d love that, but you’d better write it down.”

”Nope. How hard can it be? Ice cream, chocolate syrup, nuts and whipped cream. I’ve got it.”

So he goes into the kitchen and she hears him rattling around for a bit. Pretty son he comes out with two plates of bacon and eggs.

She says, “I told you to write it down. You forgot the toast!”