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Humor!

Posted on February 1st, 2024 · Hotels/Motels/Resorts Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* Humor!

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in.”

“Okay,” said Forest. “I hope it’s not too hard. I’ve already been through a test. My momma used to say, ‘Life is like a final exam. It’s hard.’ ”

“Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are.”

1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?”

2) How many seconds are in a year?

3) What is God’s first name?

“Well, sir,” said Forest, “The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’? Today and Tomorrow.”

St. Peter looked surprised and said, “Well, that wasn’t the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer.”

“The next question,” said Forest, “How many seconds are in a year? Twelve.”

“Twelve?” said St. Peter, surprised and confused.

“Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …”

St. Peter interrupted him. “I see what you mean. I’ll have to give you credit for that one, too.”

“And the last question,” said Forest, “What is God’s first name? It’s Andy.”

“Andy?” said St. Peter, in shock. “How did you come up with ‘Andy’?”

“I learned it in church. We used to sing about it.” Forest broke into song, “Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own.”

St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, “Run, Forest, Ru

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Win A $10 Dumpling King Gift Card (Pembroke Pines, North Miami Beach)

This contest started on 2/1/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Dumpling King Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Dumpling King Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at:

Dumpling King, 2064 North University Drive, Pembroke Pines, Florida, 33024, (954) 362-4966.

Dumpling King, 237 NE 167th St North Miami Beach, FL 33162, (305) 654-4008.

You guys can chicken menu/prices/info at dumplingkingonline.us

Posted on June 4th, 2023

***** Dumpling King, 2064 North University Drive, Pembroke Pines, Florida, 33024, (954) 362-4966.

Got a real good fast food Chinese joint for you guys to check-out, Dumpling King in Pembroke Pines.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday afternoon, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Dumpling King and the joint’s food totally blew us away! Order at counter/ food delivered to table, inside table seating, reasonably priced flavored bubble teas – boiled/ fried/ steamed dumplings – appetizers – soups- dips- entrees- noodles menu.


Let’s wrap Dumpling King up by saying, that if this joint was a drop closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode, we definitely would be real steady customers/ that the joint is open Monday, Wednesday-Sunday 11am-9pm closed on Tuesday/ that in addition to its Pembroke Pines’ location, Dumpling King has a joint in North Miami Beach and that Dumpling King is an absolute must try.

You guys can chicken menu/prices/info at dumplingkingonline.us.

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INVINCIBLE- A Glorious Tribute To Michael Jackson/ Friday, February 2nd, 2024 8pm/ The Casino @ Dania Beach (Dania Beach)

Originally posted January 29th, 2024.

* INVINCIBLE- A Glorious Tribute To Michael Jackson.

Hearing tremendous things about this show!

Just picked-up 2 rickets!

From casinodaniabeach:

Tickets:($36.50-$75.00) casinodaniabeach,com

The Casino @ Dania Beach
301 E Dania Beach Blvd
Dania Beach, Florida 33004

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The Dirty Doors- A Tribute To The Doors/ Saturday, August 31st, 2024 (8pm) @ Arts Garage (Delray Beach)

* The Dirty Doors- A Tribute To The Doors.

Tickets Just Went On Sale!

Just picked-up 2 tickets!

The Dirty Doors – A Tribute To The Doors

Saturday, August 31st, 2024 (8pm)

Arts Garage, 94 Northeast 2nd Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33444, (561.450.6357)

Tickets: artsgarage.org ($49.00 – $54.00 including fees)

from artsgarage.org:

The Dirty Doors perform the songs of The Doors accurately and energetically. This four-piece band faithfully recreates the magic of a Doors concert in sound and stage presence with all the classic hits like “Light My Fire,” “Riders On The Storm,” “Hello, I Love You,” and “L.A. Woman” for audiences everywhere.

PERFORMER BIO:
The Dirty Doors (AKA Night On Fire) celebrate the energy, excitement, and passion of the timeless music of The Doors like no other tribute band.
With an intoxicating sound, provocative and uncompromising songs, and the mesmerizing power of singer Jim Morrison, The Doors had a transformative impact on popular music and popular culture.

Based in Atlanta, The Dirty Doors faithfully recreate the magic of a Doors concert in sound and stage presence with all the classic hits like “Light My Fire,” “Riders On The Storm,” “Hello, I Love You,” and “L.A. Woman” for audiences everywhere.

BAND MEMBERS:
Reed Barrickman – Vocals
Matt Boehnlein – Guitar
Geoff Lewis – Keyboards
Eric Sanders – Drums

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Win A $10 Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza Gift Card (Delray Beach)

This contest started on 1/31/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza, 15200 South Jog Road, Unit A3, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 908-2466.

Check menu/prices/info at ah-beetz.com.

Posted on August 1st, 2022

***** Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza, 15200 South Jog Road, Unit A3, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 908-2466.

Got an absolutely dynamite coal fired pizza joint for you guys to checkout, Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza in Delray Beach.

Real simple tale to tell, last week Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” (1 eat-in/ 1- takeout) Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza (which opened something like 3 months ago) and its food totally- blew us away! The no-frills joint has 2- tables (for 4) inside and a handful of tables outside. Reasonably priced pizzas/ calzones/ salads/ wings menu.

Now, you guys know, or should know by know- that this food reviewing “gig” is purely a subjective call…what I like, you may hate and vice versa!

With that in mind, I gotta tell you that the coal oven-pizzas/ calzone/ chicken wings, salads that we ordered- rank right-up there with the best that we’ve eaten here in Florida!

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza is an absolute must try joint!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at ah-beetz.com.

Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza is open Tuesday-Saturday 11am-9pm/ Sunday 1pm-8pm, closed on Monday.

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Win A $10 Famous Phil’s Sub Shop Gift Card (Plantation)

This contest started on 1/30/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Famous Phil’s Sub Shop Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Famous Phil’s Sub Shop Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Cards is good at Famous Phil’s Sub Shop, 107 North State Road 7, Plantation, Florida 33317, (954) 587-3940.

Posted on January 24th, 2017.

***** Famous Phil’s Sub Shop, 107 North State Road 7, Plantation, Florida 33317, (954) 587-3940.

If your’e into off-the-chart delicious subs, then you gotta give Famous Phil’s Sub Shop in Plantation a try!

The joint has been around since 1979, is cash only, has no seating whatsoever, makes delicious subs/salads and is open Monday-Thursday 11am-8pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-9pm, Sunday 11am-5pm.

Just so that there is absolutely no misunderstanding here, this is a takeout only joint, your credit card ain’t gonna work at Famous Phil’s and your gonna pickup outrageously delicious stuff to eat in your car/home/office/girlfriend’s or boyfriend’s apartment, whatever the case maybe/cousin’s body shop/so forth and so on!

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “did” Famous Phil’s yesterday- and trust me when I tell you, this joint is turning out top-notch stuff!

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Win A $10 Packy’s Sports Grill Gift Card (Boca Raton)

This contest started on 1/30/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Packy’s Sports Grill Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Packy’s Sports Grill Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The Gift Card is good at Packy’s Sports Grill, 11379 West Palmetto Park Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33428, (561) 482-0052.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at packyssportsgrill.com.


Posted on September 20th, 2022.

***** Packy’s Sports Grill, 11379 West Palmetto Park Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33428, (561) 482-0052.

Got a real good sports bar for you guys to check-out, Packy’s Sports Grill in Boca Raton.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and eight long time “Brooklyn” friends “discovered” Packy’s Sports Grill and I gotta tell you that its food was absolute dynamite! Inside table/booth/hi-top seating, outside patio table/hi-top seating, separate full liquor bar, loads of tvs inside and outside, pool table, reasonably priced appetizers/ salads/ sandwiches/ wings/ soups/ burgers/ entrees/ desserts menu, super pleasant staff, events calendar- food & booze specials/ live music/ karaoke/ poker/ outdoor car shows.

Let’s wrap Packy’s Sports Grill up- by saying that Packy’s real good food, reasonable prices, terrific staff, no frills decor and no fancy schmancy anything, make it a winner!

You guys can check menu/ prices/ events schedule/ info at packyssportsgrill.com.

Packy’s Sports Grill is open:

Monday- Wednesday
11:30 AM – 12:00 AM (Next day)

Thursday
11:30 AM – 1:00 AM (Next day)

Friday- Saturday
11:30 AM – 2:00 AM (Next day)

Sunday
11:30 AM – 10:00 PM

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Win 2- $20 Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar Gift Cards (Boca Raton)

This contest started on 1/27/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2- $20 Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar Gift Cards.

Jeff Eats got 2- $20 Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar Gift Cards to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 40 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Cards are good at Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar, 6000 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 418-6688/ and all other Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery locations.

Check menu/ prices/ locations/ info at maggiemcflys.com.

Posted on January 24th, 2024

***** Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar, 6000 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 418-6688.

Got a real good American Style/sports bar for you guys to check-out, Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and four other couples “discovered” Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar and the 3-month old joint’s food absolutely killed! Indoor table/booth/hi-top & outdoor patio table seating, full liquor bar, loads of tvs, reasonably priced full-boat menu of appetizers/ salads/ wings/ burgers/ sandwiches/ pizzas/ entrees/ desserts.

Like I said 3.7 seconds ago, the joint’s food absolutely killed!

Let’s wrap up Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar by saying, that the joint has a humongous menu (I guarantee you- that everyone in your party will find what to eat), that the joint is really cool-looking, that the joint’s food is dynamite, that the joint is open Monday-Thursday 11am-11pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-midnight/ Sunday 10am-11pm/Sunday Brunch 10am-2pm, that you definitely want to try Maggie McFly’s Local Craft Eatery & Bar, that you can check menu/prices/info at maggiemcflys.com/brunch-menu-boca-raton-florida.

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Win A $20 Burtons Grill & Bar Gift Card (Boca Raton)

Posted on January 29th, 2024 · American Boca Raton Contests Deals · 24 Comments »

This contest started on 1/27/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 Burtons Grill & Bar Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 Burtons Grill & Bar Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at all Burtons Grill & Bar locations.

You can check burtonsgrill.com for menu/prices/locations/info.

Posted on November 27th, 2017

***** Burtons Grill & Bar, 5580 North Military Trail, Boca Raton, Florida 33496, (561) 465-2036.

Got a real good American-Style joint for you guys to checkout, Burtons Grill & Bar which opened 6-weeks ago in Boca Raton.

Great looking free-standing building restaurant which seats something like 300 featuring an open kitchen/ a full liquor bar/ table & booth seating/ a menu loaded with reasonably priced- appetizers, soups, salads, sandwiches, entrees, paleo dishes, vegetarian dishes, gluten free dishes, desserts.

Like I said 2 seconds ago, Burtons Grill & Bar opened 6-weeks ago in Boca Raton- that said, this joint isn’t Burtons owners’ first rodeo in that they also have 13 other Burtons Grill & Bars spread-out over Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Hamphshire, Virginia, South Carolina and North Carolina!

Long story short, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and two other couples did-dinner at Burtons and I gotta tell you, its food and service were right on the money! Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, unless my hearing is going- during and after the meal I didn’t hear even one single bitch about “anything”- so Jeff Eats is kinda thinking that Burtons Grill & Bar has a winning formula figured out!

Let me wrap Burtons Grill & Bar up for you guys- by telling you that the joint is open Monday-Thursday 11:30am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 11:30am-10;30pm, Sunday 11:30am-9pm- and you can checkout menu/prices/info at burtonsgrill.com.

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DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 1/28/24- Heritage- Fort Lauderdale)

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 1/28/24- Heritage).

One of Jeff Eats favorite menu items…

SAUSAGE + BROCCOLI RABE PANINI
(($22- grilled sweet Italian sausage, sautéed broccoli rabe + sharp provolone)

Heritage
903 Northeast 5th Avenue
Fort Lauderdale
(954) 635-2335
heritageftl.com
Latest Review: 7/10/23

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, you guys absolutely positively want to try this joint!

Posted on July 10th, 2023

***** Heritage, 903 Northeast 5th Avenue, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33304, (954) 635-2335.

Got a real good Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Heritage in Fort Lauderdale.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday afternoon Jeff Eats, Mrs Jeff Eats and 4 friends “discovered” Heritage and the joint’s food and service totally blew us away! Inside table/ booth/ bar seating, full liquor bar, open kitchen, reasonably priced menu of appetizers/ salads/ pastas/ pizzas/ paninis/ desserts.

Now you guys all know, or should know by now, that this food reviewing “gig” is purely a subjective call- you know, what I like, you may hate and vice versa! With this in mind, I am telling you guys that Heritage’s food is dynamite and that the joint is an absolute must try.

Let’s wrap Heritage up by saying that you can check menu/prices/info at heritageftl.com, open Wednesday-Sunday 11:30am-3pm/5pm-11pm/ closed Monday/Tuesday and once again, it is an absolute must try!