* Humor!

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was
completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.
The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow’s butt, blew into the tube until the cow’s eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks and the farmer went home happy.
About a. week later, the cow’s eyes were crossed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of the problem himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow’s butt.
The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow’s butt and started to blow.
“What are you doing?” asked the horrified farmer.
“Well, I wasn’t gonna use the side that YOU put your mouth on.”

This contest started on 4/10/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Josie’s Ristorante Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Josie’s Ristorante Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Josie’s Ristorante, 1602 South Federal Highway, Boynton Beach, Florida 33435, (561) 364-9601.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at Joseiesristorante.com.

Posted on June 21st, 2008

***** Josie’s Ristorante, 1602 South Federal Highway, Boynton Beach, Florida 33435, (561) 364-9601.

Josie’s Ristorante is a “mom and pop” Southern Italian Red Sauce Joint. You know the drill, soup or salad, garlic rolls, entree and a side of pasta…pizzas, subs, calzones and strombolis. Prices are neighborhood pizzeria prices…Veal parmigiana $17.99 etc.

Over the years, I have eaten at Josie’s something like 10 times…the food is real good. I especially like Josie’s interior/atmosphere, it looks like an old bar circa 1960 with dark wood tables and booths and bar area. There is also an out-door dining patio. This is a real easy going joint, so tee shirts/shorts are a pretty common site here.

Last night I ate dinner at Josie’s. I “sampled” the veal parmigiana, veal marsala, and zuppa di pesce…everything was right on the money!

If you live in Josie’s neighborhood, this is a good joint to know about…

Josie’s is open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner.

Originally posted on January 16th, 2024.

* The Return Of Michael D’Amore.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are huge Fans!

Tickets Just Went On Sale…

The Return Of Michael D’Amore

Tuesday, April 9th, 2024 (7pm)

Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road #10 Boca Raton, Florida 33434
Phone: 561.483.9036
Box Office: (Tickets: $38-43) bocablackbox.com)/ check goldstar.com for discount tickets

Just a taste…

This unrehearsed performance was recorded a few years ago at Kings Point Golf & Country Club in Delray Beach as Michael D’Amore walked out of the venue’s theater to greet the crowd in the lobby!

From bocablackbox.com:

Singer and songwriter Michael D’Amore was born in upstate N.Y. and raised and resided in New Jersey for most of his life. Coming from a musical family, it wasn’t a surprise that his passion would eventually become his livelihood.

For 35 years, Michael has been a professional entertainer hailing from The New York metropolitan area. Michael’s performances cover several genres with special attention devoted to harmony, which is one of his passions.

Michael currently performs as a one man show showcasing the very best of the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s and more. He is also a member of The Capris and proud to sing lead on the their hits “There’s A Moon Out Tonight” and “Morse Code Of Love” for music fans around the world. In his career, he has had the pleasure of being part of JT Carter’s Crests, (JT is the original Bass vocalist and founding member of The Crests) a Blue-Eyed soul show partnering him with Blues Hall of Famer Angel Rissoff and proud to have played keyboards and sing behind Jim Yester, original and founding member of The Association. Most recently Michael was featured on the PBS special Doo Wop Pop and Soul produced by TJ Lubinsky.

In recent years he has opened for and shared the stage with groups such as The Stylistics, Lou Christie, John Cafferty, The Loving Spoonful, Tony Orlando, Kenny Vance and the Planotones and so many groups he has admired over the years.

In 2012, his CD “In Harmony” was met with great success. “This is a labor of love and such a great source of pride.” In Harmony was special because Michael played and sang every part on this CD which was something he always wanted to do. In 2017 he completed his “My Favorite Melody” album in honor of his daughter which is still available today and an expected My Favorite Melody Vol II to be released soon. Most recently Michael was awarded the 2021 Top-Ten award for best New Country Song for his composition “Substituted Reality.”

Michael continues to strive for perfection in his craft and will always measure his level of success by the number of smiles in his audiences.

This contest started on 4/9/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Wendy’s Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Wendy’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Wendy’s location (wendys.com for locations, menu, info).

This contest started on 4/8/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Krispy Kreme Doughnuts location. You can check krispykreme.com for locations/info.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 4/7/24- Krispy Kreme Total Solar Eclipse Doughnut).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

KRISPY KREME TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE DOUGHNUT
($1.29- Original Glazed doughnut dipped in black chocolate icing, sprinkled with silver sprinkles, piped with a buttercreme made with OREO cookie pieces, and topped with an OREO® cookie​)

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
1240 West Hillsboro Boulevard
Deerfield Beach
(754) 600-5167
krispykreme.com
Latest Review: N/A

Yesterday, I bought a dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, and I gotta tell you guys, the Original Glazeds (as always) were awesome and the Total Solar Eclipses were out-of-this world!

You guys can check krispykreme.com for retail locations/info.

From krispykreme.com:

Available April 5th thru April 8th, 2024

OUT OF THIS WORLD DOUGHNUTS
Total Solar Eclipse
On Monday April 8th, a rare total solar eclipse will cast a shadow over parts of the U.S. – it’s a rare event that needs a rare sweet treat to help Americans celebrate this phenomenon! We’re partnering with OREO® to create a brand-new doughnut that will totally eclipse your taste buds!
TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE DOUGHNUT
Original Glazed® doughnut dipped in black chocolate icing, sprinkled with silver sprinkles, piped with a buttercreme made with OREO® cookie pieces, and topped with an OREO® cookie​.

* FOUR BY FOUR- A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO THE BEACH BOYS, THE BEATLES, BEE-GEES, AND MOTOWN.

Just picked-up 2 tickets for this one…

FOUR BY FOUR- A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO THE BEACH BOYS, THE BEATLES, BEE-GEES, AND MOTOWN

Thursday, April 18th, 2024 (7pm)

Lillian S. Wells Hall at The Parker
707 Northeast 8th Street
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33304
Box Office: 954.462.0222
Tickets Online: parkerplayhouse.com ($49-$64)

From parkerplayhouse.com:

A stellar cast of FOUR exciting performers present the legendary hits of FOUR of the most iconic musical styles in pop music history.

The dynamic stars of FOUR BYFOUR perform these instantly recognizable classic pop songs in fully staged and choreographed production numbers.

Informative and often humorous banter ties all of this extraordinary music together for an evening of feel-good, raise-the-roof entertainment!

This contest started on 4/6/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Granger’s Grille Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Granger’s Grille Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Granger’s Grille, 215 NE 6th Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33483, (561) 276-7881.

You guys can check menu/info at grangersgrille.com.

Posted on July 10th, 2017

***** Granger’s Grille, 802 Southeast 5th Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33483, (561)276-7881.

Do you guys know what scarily good means? Well, Granger’s Grille in Delray Beach is scarily good.

Real quick story…

Hole in the wall with scarily good American-Style food located at 215 Northeast 6th Avenue, Delray Beach after 23 years was forced to move- because the landlord sold the building it was in. A few months later (January, 2017) the “former” hole in the wall re-opened 3-times larger at 892 Southeast 5th Avenue, Delray Beach serving the same scarily good American-Style food!

All Jeff Eats can tell you guys, is that if you’re into absolutely dynamite burgers/ wings/ bbq ribs/ fried zucchini/ onion rings/ French fries/ tuna salad/ chili/ fried chicken/ onion soup/ meatloaf so-on and so forth, portions that could choke a horse, super reasonable prices and a staff that can’t do enough for you- Granger’s Grille is a must try for you!

You can check menu/info at grangersgrille.com.

Granger’s Grille is open Sunday noon-8pm, Monday-Friday 11:00am-9:30pm.

Posted on January 6th, 2016

***** Granger’s Bar & Grill, 215 NE 6th Avenue, Delray Beach Florida 33483, (561) 276-7881.

Let’s call Granger’s “a story that bears repeating”…

Jeff Eats has been eating at Granger’s for years and I gotta tell you, the joint’s food always kills!…great burgers, wings, meatloaf, barbecue ribs, salads, onion rings, soups, French fries, sandwiches- you name it- and this no frills American-Style hole in the wall-makes it just right!

Granger’s Bar & Grill is an absolute must try!

I love this joint! Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, you will too!

You can check menu/prices at grangersgrille.com.

Granger’s Bar & Grill is open:

Mon + Tue + Thur 11AM – 9PM
Wed + Fri 11AM – 9:30PM
Saturday 11:30AM – 9PM
Sunday 12PM – 8PM
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Posted on February 9th, 2008

***** Granger’s Bar & Grill, 215 NE 6th Avenue, Delray Beach Florida (561) 276-7881.

Granger’s is a 38 seat bar-grill located on Federal Highway. The joint has something like 10 seats at the bar and a handful of booths and tables…one waitress-one busgirl-3 in the kitchen and that’s the whole shooting match. By the way, the waitress and busgirl are also the bartenders. The bathrooms are out-houses in the parking lot.

Granger’s food is absolutely great. Appetizers, burgers, salads, main dishes everything is delicious. How that little kitchen bangs out so much delicious food is beyond me, but in the 30-40 times that I have eaten at Granger’s everything was right on the money.

I am telling you, that this little joint is a MUST for you. Wear tee shirt/shorts so you don’t look stupid. The joint is open Monday-Saturday for lunch and dinner. The prices are also dirt cheap and if you are there on a Saturday Night you have to try the brick of meatloaf that is one of this joint’s specialities.

***** Moxies, 201 East Las Olas Boulevard, Unit B1, Fort Lauderdale, Floria 33301, (954) 666-6861.

Got a real good American/sports bar for you guys to check-out, Moxies in Fort Lauderdale.

Real simple tale to tell, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and our “old” Brooklyn friends, Mike and Lois/ Artie and Joanne/ Jack and Anna discovered Moxies and the joint’s food was right on the money! Two floors- inside table/booth seating/ covered outdoor patio table seating, multiple eat-at full liquor bars, tvs galore, reasonably priced appetizers/ soups/ salads/ pastas/ burgers/ entrees/ desserts/ brunch/ Monday-Friday 3pm-6pm happy hour menus.

Let’s wrap-up Moxies by telling you, that Moxies currently has 50 locations in Canada and 6 locations in the United States (1-Miami, 1-Fort lauderdale, 1-Tampa), its food is delicious, real good service, reasonable prices, cool-modern decor, ranks right up there with the best American/sports bars in Florida, that you can check menu/prices/locations/info at moxies.com and that our “old” Brooklyn friends picked-up the check- so it was an absolutely perfect evening!

Moxies is open:
Sunday-Tuesday 11am-midnight
Wednesday-Thursday 11am-1am
Friday-Saturday 11am-2am

Originally posted on August 31, 2023.

* Vanilla Fudge/ Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ Boca Black Box.

Tickets Just Went On Sale!

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are gigantic fans!

THIS WILL BE A SRO EVENT!