Originally posted on January 31, 2024.

* The Dirty Doors- A Tribute To The Doors.

Tickets Just Went On Sale!

The Dirty Doors – A Tribute To The Doors

Saturday, August 31st, 2024 (8pm)

Arts Garage, 94 Northeast 2nd Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33444, (561.450.6357)

Tickets: artsgarage.org ($49.00 – $54.00 including fees)

from artsgarage.org:

The Dirty Doors perform the songs of The Doors accurately and energetically. This four-piece band faithfully recreates the magic of a Doors concert in sound and stage presence with all the classic hits like “Light My Fire,” “Riders On The Storm,” “Hello, I Love You,” and “L.A. Woman” for audiences everywhere.

PERFORMER BIO:
The Dirty Doors (AKA Night On Fire) celebrate the energy, excitement, and passion of the timeless music of The Doors like no other tribute band.
With an intoxicating sound, provocative and uncompromising songs, and the mesmerizing power of singer Jim Morrison, The Doors had a transformative impact on popular music and popular culture.

Based in Atlanta, The Dirty Doors faithfully recreate the magic of a Doors concert in sound and stage presence with all the classic hits like “Light My Fire,” “Riders On The Storm,” “Hello, I Love You,” and “L.A. Woman” for audiences everywhere.

BAND MEMBERS:
Reed Barrickman – Vocals
Matt Boehnlein – Guitar
Geoff Lewis – Keyboards
Eric Sanders – Drums

* Humor!

Originally posted on August 12th, 2024.

* Pavilion Grille Presents – William Cintron.

This one is for all you guys out there who like to follow Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ “social” calendar…

Just made dinner reservations to see William Cintron at the Pavilion Grille, 301 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, 33431, (561) 912-0000.

Trust Jeff Eats on this one- William Cintron is one of South Florida’s top- doo wop/50’s/60’s/70’s tribute artists!- and the Pavilion Grille is a dynamite looking bar-restaurant (located in the atrium of an office building) with a reasonably priced American Style menu that definitely works!

You guys can check menu/prices/reservations/info at paviliongrille.net.

Just a taste…

Originally posted on July 10th, 2024.

* Sommore The Queen of Comedy aka The One Chandelier.

TICKETS JUST WENT ON SALE!

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, Sommore is an absolutely brilliant blue comedian!

Do Not Miss This Show!

Sommore The Queen of Comedy aka The One Chandelier

Friday, August 30th, 2024 7pm & 9:30pm
&
Saturday, August 31st, 2024 7pm & 9:30pm

The Studio At Mizner Park
201 W Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida 33432
Box Office: 561-203-3742
Tickets: thestudioatmiznerpark.com ($35-$50)

From: sommore.com…

About Sommore

Sommore reigns as the undisputed “Queen of Comedy.” This trendsetting, highly-acclaimed veteran entertainer is widely considered one of America’s top comedic female entertainers. With a winning combination of class and sass, Sommore offers audiences a hilarious, yet piercing look at today’s issues from a woman’s perspective. She is frank and fearless in her routines, tackling topics that range from the mundane to the controversial with wit, intelligence and style. Praised by critics, respected by her peers, and adored by a diverse fan base, she performs her stand-up act to sold-out audiences across the country, and she is among the top-grossing stand-up comediennes in the United States and abroad. Oprah Winfrey proclaimed her “a force to be reckoned! with in the new millennium.”

* Humor!

A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything.
They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick, and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and brought it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time for him to know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents.

“When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

“Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls, but what about all this money? Where did it come from?”

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.””

This contest started on 8/29/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Wendy’s Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Wendy’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 5 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Wendy’s location (wendys.com for locations, menu, info).

Originally posted on August 27th, 2024.

* Exclusive Online Presale- Jerry Seinfeld.

Not a fan but Mrs. Jeff Eats is- so I guess Jeff Eats will be there!

Tickets: Ticketmaster.com
Password: CARS

By the way, I’ve heard before- “Are you a man or a mouse? Come on, Squeak Up.”

This contest started on 8/28/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Burger King Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Burger King Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 5 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Burger King location (burgerking.com for locations, menu, info).

This contest started on 8/27/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 McDonald’s Gift Card.

Real simple story, Jeff Eats got a $10 McDonald’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 5 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any McDonald’s location (mcdonalds.com for locations/ menu/ prices/info).

* Humor!

Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!’

The old man said, ‘There is no way you can guess my age!’

One of the Grandmas said, ‘Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.’

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.

Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.

Then they all said in unison, ‘You’re 87-years-old!’

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, ‘How in the world did you guess my age?’

Slapping their knees, high-fiving, and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed…

‘We were at your birthday party yesterday!’