* Corey Kahaney.

Look! You know and I know that- Jeff Eats knows his stuff…if he (I) didn’t, you guys wouldn’t be “pondering” over every syllable I (he) utter(s)…

With that in mind,

I AM TELLING YOU TO GO SEE CORY KAHANEY…one of America’s funniest clean comedians!

Take My Advice – I’m Not Using It! with Cory Kahaney
FAU – Wimberly Library, Boca Raton, FL
Mon, Mar 2, 2015 07:00 PM
Tickets, $13 GA- fauevents.com
Appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and Later with Carson Daly. Shes also made appearances on The View, HBO and Showtime. NBCs Last Comic Standing, where host Jay Mohr called her performance flawless. Other television credits include her stand-up special, Comedy Central Presents, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and Politically

*****DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 2/22/15)

One of Jeff Eats’s favorite menu items…

CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH (toasted rye)
$8.95

NY’s Big Apple Deli
14432 North Biscayne Boulevard
North Miami Beach
(305) 940-0128
nysbigappledeli.com
Latest Review: 8/23/11

Real simple…

NY’s Big Apple Deli makes an absolutely delicious chicken salad on toasted rye. Just between you and me, this joint is one of the best New York Kosher Style Delis in South Florida. You know what a must try is?- Sure You Do!

* Ronnie Milsap.

Jeff Eats has never-seen the guy.

Just bought 2-tickets.

Time to “see” if- Country Western Music is all that it’s cracked-up to be!

Ronnie Milsap –
Parker Playhouse
Thursday, March 5, 2015 at 7:30 PM

With 40 number-one hits, six Grammys and more
than 35 million albums sold, Ronnie Milsap remains
one of the most beloved crossover artists of all time.

A Country Music Hall of Fame inductee and the recipient of eight
Country Music Awards, Milsap dominated both pop and country radio
for three decades with his trademark baritone voice, country-soul
vibe and unforgettable songs including: “Day Dreams About Night
Things,” “(There’s) No Gettin’ Over Me,” “I Wouldn’t Have
Missed It for The World,” “Smoky Mountain Rain”
and “Any Day Now.”

BUY NOW: ticketmaster.com.

* Three Dog Night.

One of Rock N Roll’s all-time great bands, Three Dog Night has 5- March, 2015 Florida dates… and Jeff Eats is telling you that the band is as good today as it was during its 1969-1975 “run” which netted something like 25 Billboard Top 40 Hits…

Jeff Eats doesn’t really have time to go into a ton of-detail…Three Dog Night started out with 3-lead singers, Danny Hutton, Cory Wells and Chuck Negron. A number of years ago, Hutton and Wells had a falling out with Negron-who left the group. Today’s Three Dog Night has Hutton and Wells -with Negron currently doing a terrific solo act-on the Oldies’ circuit.

Trust Jeff Eats, today’s Three Dog Night is awesome.

If this type of music is your bag, go see them…I promise you that you won’t be disappointed! The group will blow you away!

By the way, just this very minute Jeff Eats picked-up 2-$50 tickets for the Isle Casino show…

For tickets/info threedognight.com.

Mar 06 Isle Casino Pompano Beach, FL
Mar 07 Circle Square Commons Ocala, FL
Mar 09 Van Wezel Performing Arts Hall Sarasota, FL
Mar 10 Florida Theatre Jacksonville, FL
Mar 12 Private Event Lake Buena Vista, FL

* Restaurant.com- Specials.

Just this minute Jeff Eats got this internet “deal” to buy this “thing” from Restaurant.com.

I’m thinking…better Restaurant.com should stick with selling discount “meal deals” than merchandise!

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* Kid Rock Presents: First Kiss: Cheap Date Tour.

Two dates in Florida.
Thursday, 7/16/15 Coral Sky Amphitheater, West Palm Beach.
Saturday, 7/18/15 MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheater, Tampa.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are planning on “doing” WPB…we are huge Foreigner fans!

You can catch tickets starting on 2/24/15 at concerts.livenation.com

***** The Pastrami Club. 5240 North University Drive, Lauderhill, Florida 33351, (954) 748-0001.

Here’s another “out of sight out of mind” joint for you…The Pastrami Club in Lauderhill.

Not gonna name names, but The Pastrami Club is one of but-a small handful of South Florida joints that come even close to being a New York Kosher Style Deli…

If you live in Pastrami Club’s neighborhood (which Jeff Eats doesn’t)- you now know where you can catch a good-deli fix! For reference, yesterday afternoon- a corned beef on rye/pastrami on rye/french fries/Dr. Brown’s cream soda- perfectly hit the spot! By the way, I would’a got a potato knish, but I’m on a diet-and while I’m on the subject of corned beef, you need some fat in the meat for taste, you guys who order lean/or extra lean are just eating sandpaper!

Printed down below is Jeff Eats’-May 3, 2008 “review” for The Pastrami Club…
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May 3, 2008
***** The Pastrami Club
5240 North University Drive
Lauderhill, Florida 33351
(954) 748-0001

The Pastrami Club is open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. The Pastrami Club (which has been around since 1985), is one of the “best” New York “Kosher Style Delis” in South Florida. Over the years I have “fressed” on this joint’s pastrami, corned beef, turkey (off the frame) and brisket sandwiches and loved each and every bite.

Cardiologists tell you to stay away from joints like this… last week I saw mine stuffing his face with a fatty corned beef on rye with a potato knish. “Do as I say, don’t do as I do.”

I am telling you, that you “gotta” try this joint. The combination of great food and “old” deli decor (red booths and formica tables), will remind you of what delis are “suppose to be all about.”

Check-out this joint’s website at www.pastramiclub.com for menu/prices.

End of story.

* The Israelis Are Gonna Handle This Anyway!

Read the below story in the Washington Free Beacon.

None of this matters anyway…because The Israelis Are Gonna Handle This Anyway!

While Jeff Eats is on the subject of Islamic Terrorism…you guys ever see that movie The Manchurian Candidate?

I’ll have a real good joint for you guys to checkout tomorrow!

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Top Iranian nuke negotiator ordered to stop screaming at Kerry
By Adam Kredo
·Published February 19, 2015·
Washington Free Beacon

Iran’s foreign minister and lead negotiator in nuclear talks with the United States has been ordered by the Islamic Republic’s Supreme Leader to stop shouting and yelling at Secretary of State John Kerry during negotiating sessions.

Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif told his country’s state controlled media in a recent interview that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has instructed him to stop yelling at Kerry and other top U.S. officials during the talks.

Reports about Zarif’s temper first emerged in the Iranian press last November, when the United States and Iran agreed to extend talks through June of this year.

Zarif is said to “frequently shout at Western diplomats” with such force that bodyguards have been forced to enter the negotiation room.

During one incident described by Iranian officials to the press, European Union Foreign Policy Chief Catherine Ashton, a chief western negotiator, admitted that Zarif had been shouting, and she had gotten used to it.

Abbas Araqchi, an Iranian diplomat who is also a member of the negotiating team, is reported to have said in an interview that during past negotiations in Geneva, Zarif “shouted” at Kerry and spoke to him in a manner “unprecedented” in the history of U.S. diplomacy.

Zarif appeared to cop to this behavior during a recent interview with the state-controlled Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA), according to an independent translation of the report provided to the Washington Free Beacon

***** Zona Fresca.

Just this minute, Jeff Eats received the below e-mail from Lexi Robinson who “handles” pr-for Zona Fresca here in South Florida.

Yes Lexi! your pr-story can be covered by the Jeff Eats blog…

Interesting to note, back on 12/3/2008 Zona Fresca only had 2- Florida locations (see review) and today it has 7 Florida locations…I guess somebody else- besides Jeff Eats really likes Zona Fresca’s food!

You can find Zona Fresca store addresses at zonafresca.com.

HERE’S LEXI’S E-MAIL:

From: Lexi Robinson
Subject: Blog Request – National Margarita Day at Zona Fresca

Message Body:
Hello,

On February 22nd, Zona Fresca will be selling ZonaRitas (margaritas) for only 22
cents each. In addition, throughout the month of February, they will be selling
margaritas for only $2.22 each. I have a press release and jpg I can email you
that have all the details. I was wondering if this could be covered on your
blog.
Thanks!
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Zona Fresca (Fort Lauderdale & Plantation)
Posted on December 3rd, 2008 · Fort Lauderdale Mexican Plantation

***** Zona Fresca, 1635 North Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33305 (954) 566-1777…1095 South University Drive, Plantation, Florida 33324 (954) 370-3332.

If “fast-food” Mexican stuff like… burritos, tacos, quesadillas, nachos and totillas are your game… then you have to try Zona Fresca which runs circles around Taco Bell. For right now, there are only 2 locations…Fort Lauderdale and Plantation…Take a look at this joint’s website www.zonafresca.com for menu/prices.

Zona Fresca is open 7 days a week from 11am-9pm.

* Dennis Tufano.

Jeff Eats has seen Dennis Tufano in concert- and I gotta tell you, this guy puts on one hell of a show…

If you live in the Ormond Beach area…