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Friday Night Sound Waves (Fort Lauderdale)

Posted on June 15th, 2015 · Fort Lauderdale Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* Friday Night Sound Waves.

I believe this is known as…Your Tax Dollars At Work- or something like that!

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From,
MyFortLauderdaleBeach.com

The City of Fort Lauderdale Parks & Recreation Department, through a funding grant from the Beach Business Improvement District, is pleased to launch its new Live Music Series, Friday Night Sound Waves, featuring some of South Florida’s best musical talents performing an eclectic range of genres including jazz, blues, big band swing, indie rock, salsa and classic Americana.
Set against the magnificent backdrop of Fort Lauderdale Beach, the Friday Night Sound Waves Summer Music Series takes place every Friday night from 5:30 – 8:30pm, June 5 through August 7, at the Fort Lauderdale Beach Hub located at Las Olas and A1A.
Multi Award-Winning South Florida based band, Joel DaSilva and the Midnight Howl, open the 2015 Friday Night Sound Waves free concert series at the Hub at Las Olas and A1A, June 5, 2015 from 5:30-8:30pm. Featuring a unique sound that will have you kicking up your heels and swinging in the sand, the slick vintage Rockabilly band is sure to add their own style of Chicago Blues ‘Cool’ to the Fort Lauderdale Beach scene.
Free to the public, and geared toward area locals, global visitors, the young and young-at-heart, guests are encouraged to don flip-flops and set up a beach chairs in the sand to take in the ocean breezes and spectacular sights and sounds. Complimentary beach blankets and an information kiosk on nearby restaurants, live music venues and attractions will be onsite as well.
All artists and times subject to change. Please visit www.MyFortLauderdaleBeach.com for the most up-to-date information about the event as well as hotel packages and area restaurant specials and additional live music venues on Fort Lauderdale Beach.

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BuyVia (buyvia.com)

Posted on June 15th, 2015 · Deals · No Comments »

* BuyVia (buyvia.com).

Jeff Eats knows that like me- a ton of you guys like to get “deals” on stuff…

With that in mind, take a look at BuyVia (buyvia.com)…the site has “deals” on everything from smartphones to toilet paper at Publix.

Play this site right and you’ll never-ever have to leave your house…and as a fringe benefit, you’ll save on your water bill- because you won’t have to shower as much as you did- when you actually went out and socialized with other human beings!
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DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 6/14/15- Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue- Miami)

Posted on June 14th, 2015 · American BBQ Dish Of The Week Miami · No Comments »

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***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 6/14/15)

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

BEEF BRISKET & PULLED PORK COMBO PLATE
$16.75 (comes with 2-sides)

Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue
204 Northeast 1st Street
Miami
(305) 377-2877
sparkysroadsidebarbecue.com
Latest Review: 11/16/11

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If you wanna eat some real-dynamite smoked bbq stuff in a hole-in-the-wall joint…then you gotta eat at Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue. Everything Sparky’s makes is delicious, with the beef brisket and pulled pork being absolute must orders!

Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, Sparky’s is one of the best bbq joints down here in Sunny South Florida!

Sparky’s is a definite must try.

Printed down below, Jeff Eats’ 11/15/11 “review.”

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Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue (Miami)
Posted on November 16th, 2011 · American BBQ Miami
***** Sparky’s Roadside Barbecue, 204 Northeast 1st Street, Miami, Florida 33132 (305) 377-2877.

Absolutely loved this “hole in the wall” 48-seater bbq joint in Miami. Absolutely nothing fancy going on here, so your tee shirt/shorts/Crocs-sneakers-sandals ensemble is a go.

Sparky’s menu isn’t huge, but definitely gets the job done. The joint also has something like 12 million micro-brews for you beer drinkers out there.

You can check menu/prices at www.sparkysroadsidebarbecue.com.

A recent outing had me doing…corn nuggets, baby back ribs, pulled pork, beef brisket, bbq chicken, waffle fries, macaroni & cheese—the bbq “not too smokey” just like I like it (you-all, do know that I’m originally from Brooklyn, not Memphis)…to break this down a bit more, I enjoyed the ribs and chicken—that said, the pulled pork and brisket were grandslams…the mac & cheese was good, same for the corn nuggets—but no match for the waffle fries which were outrageously delicious.

Like I said before–loved this joint…definitely one of the better bbq joints that I’ve been to down here in South Florida.

Sparky’s is open Monday-Friday 10:30am-9pm and Saturday-Sunday noon-9pm.

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Shane Duncan Band

Posted on June 13th, 2015 · Music/Events/Other · 4 Comments »

* Shane Duncan Band.

Seemingly, the older Jeff Eats gets- the more accepting of Country Music I become!

Anyway,

A few weeks ago- at the Seminole Casino Coconut Creek- I caught South Florida based- the Shane Duncan Band in action and I gotta tell you that this country cover/originals band was/is absolute dynamite- the real deal!

Mark my words, this quintet has a real shot at “national headliner” status!

Not trying to be flippant or nothing- but for right now, you can watch the Shane Duncan Band (usually for free)- “pay its dues”- at clubs/bars/festivals/casinos/resorts/events all over South Florida. Check shaneduncanband.com for schedule/video/audio/info.

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, I’ve seen tons of bands in my day and this Shane Duncan Band is something real special.

Go see them! Very very-impressive!

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Jeffrey Ross (Magic City Casino- Miami)

Posted on June 12th, 2015 · Miami Music/Events/Other · 3 Comments »

* Jeffrey Ross.

Unless you’re from Mars, Venus, Uranius- you know who Jeffrey Ross is …

Ross’ appearances- on Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roasts are legendary…

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you- one of the funniest comedians working the circuit today. Ross can go blue or clean- and either way- have you crying from laughter.

Real simple…

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are going…and you should too!

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JEFFREY ROSS
Event Date: Saturday, July 11, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Facility: Stage 305
PLEASE NOTE:
– YOU MUST BE 21 OR OLDER TO ATTEND THIS EVENT.

Tickets: $30 & $75 at magiccitycasino.com
– Tickets for VIP Tables must be purchased in quantities of 4. These tickets are $75 each for a total of $300 per table. Please enter 4 in quantity box when purchasing a VIP Table.
– Purchase of a VIP Table includes a bottle of champagne.
– VIP Tables are located around the stage.
– Show will be performed at Stage 305.

Magic City Casino
450 Nw 37th Ave, Miami, FL 33125
Cross Streets: Between NW 4th St and NW 4th Ter
Neighborhoods: Flagami
(305) 649-3000
magiccitycasino.com
Open:
Sunday-Thursday 10am-4am
Friday-Saturday 10am-5am
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About The Roastmaster
Called “an heir apparent to such old-school masters as Buddy Hackett and Rodney Dangerfield” by the New York Times, Jeffrey Ross is feared and revered for his appearances at celebrity roasts. He also stars in a stand-up DVD, Jeffrey Ross: No Offense, as well as an award-winning documentary about his time entertaining U.S. troops in Iraq, Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie. Jeff divides his time between New York, Los Angeles, and the road.

A Message From The Roastmaster General
My name is Jeffrey Ross, but I am commonly known as the Roastmaster General. I’m not entirely sure how I got this title, but it has stuck and I am proud of it. Most stand-up comics are self-deprecating. I’m all-deprecating. Sure, I occasionally make fun of myself — but I specialize in making fun of others. I’m what is commonly known as an insult comic. Diss is my life.

I never planned on making fun of people for a living. It happened by accident. In fact, my whole life has been a series of happy and not-so-happy accidents that have transformed me into the black belt in busting balls that I am today. I like being known as the meanest man in comedy, but I must admit that it’s a blessing and a curse. It’s not a bad way to make a living, but every now and then somebody wants to kill me.

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Walmart’s Glazed Donuts

Posted on June 12th, 2015 · American Breakfast Desserts Fast Food · 6 Comments »

* Walmart’s Glazed Donuts.

There is an old French saying (then again, maybe it’s an old German saying) “Any port in a storm.”

With that in mind, even though “they”” aren’t your-so called gourmet-donuts…Walmart’s Glazed Donuts at $3.98 for a baker’s dozen are welcome in Jeff Eats’ kitchen -anytime day or night!

Trust me on this one, at roughly 30 cents a piece this is “good stuff.”

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Music/Events/Other

No Limit Hold’em Tournament (Mardi Gras Casino- Hallandale Beach)

Posted on June 12th, 2015 · Hallandale Beach Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* No Limit Hold’em Tournament.

I don’t know about you, but every so often Jeff Eats finds him watching tv-“poker” programs.

With that in mind, I’m gonna use $360 of my bar mitzvah money- and on June 27, 2015 see if my-tv-watching taught me anything!

I’m in…

If you are interested in getting beat…

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My Vegan Heart: How Changing My Diet Changed My Life

Posted on June 11th, 2015 · Music/Events/Other · 7 Comments »

* My Vegan Heart: How Changing My Diet Changed My Life.

Jeff Eats just read the “below” story on everydayhealth.com.

Got two questions for “its” author:

If what you say is so…Then why did GOD create all of these freaking cows, pigs and chickens not to mention the George Foreman Grill?

If you are as healthy as you claim to be…Why do you look like death warmed over?
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My Vegan Heart: How Changing My Diet Changed My Life

By Everyday Health Guest Contributor

Published Jan 15, 2014

Thomas Larson

By Thomas Larson, Special to Everyday Health

Thomas-Larson

After my third heart attack in five years, I became a vegan, or a plant-based eater. Then I wrote about it in my book, The Sanctuary of Illness: A Memoir of Heart Disease, which tells the journey of my having gone from a non-recovery recovery to healing after those near-fatal trials,which finally forced me to change my diet.

I was already a vegetarian, a “right” eater — or so I thought. That earlier journey began thirty years ago, while reading Francis Moore Lappe’s ground-breaking book Diet for a Small Planet. I was shaken to the core by the scale of factory farming and clear-cutting of Central American rain forests by McDonalds and other fast-food corporations.

Back then, like tens of thousands of my fellow climate-conscious, meat-is-murder, animal-sparing Californians (I wish I could say Americans), I renounced all sides of beef, bird, and goat. But not their edible byproducts — those tasty commodities like chicken eggs, whole milk, Swiss cheese, vanilla yogurt, and deep-dish pizza.

Yes, I ate right for the sake of the animal’s corporeal life but not for the sake of the planet’s: animal waste is the number one source of methane, scourge of global-warming. I was also not eating right for the sake of my arteries.

But by becoming vegan, I underwent a metamorphosis. I gave up every quarter of the cow for one simple–albeit less-than-obvious–reason: dairy is the devil.

How do I know?

Consider how my traumas and treatments unraveled.

Heart attack #1 — angioplasty, three stents, and a statin drug save me.

Heart attack #2 — angioplasty, one stent, increased exercise, more drugs and higher doses save me.

Heart attack #3 — angioplasty, two stents, more drugs . . . save — no. Stop! Why do my arteries keep occluding? Why do I keep getting saved but not getting better?

I renewed my study. I found books and a couple movies on plant diets for heart patients. I consulted two lipidologists who ordered detailed blood panels and targeted with supplements the bad strains of cholesterol that continually clogged me.

And, finally, I learned this truth: my arteries inflame at those passageways where lipid deposits jelly-up as vulnerable plaque, that is, plaque likely to burst and block — because of two things. First is my dairy-rich diet and my inability (not that I’d ever really tried) to quit eating eggs and cheese. Second is the spongy cast of my arteries. These are gene-bred from my father, which for him, my older brother, and me guaranteed that we Larsons accrue sludgy pustules of cholesterol in our coronaries, just as Tim Russert and James Gandolfini did (to name two spectacular falls). Thereby, we were more susceptible to cardiac arrest (a.k.a., sudden death) than most Americans.

So, could it be any clearer that the only thing left for me to do, in addition to interventional treatment, exercise, and drugs, was to give up dairy and eat plants? No animal protein. Just plants. Which I did.

What do plants offer?
1.No cholesterol and no casein, artery-closers extraordinaire
2.Easily assimilated nitrous oxide, key to arterial self-repair
3.Plenty of protein that’s nutritionally more beneficial than protein from animals
4.Soluble fiber for bowel regularity
5.A stomach-pleasing ban on hard-to-metabolize fat
6.Enhanced sexual potency in males and females
7.Less end-of-life disability
8.Prevention of some cancers

I did ride a rough road from veggie to vegan. In addition to their initial canyon-ledge terror, my heart attacks were confusingly mild and harsh. Mild because each attack, for which I rushed myself to the nearest hospital (it’s smarter to call 911), was less grave than the preceding one, which made me think I was getting better. The statin drug, post-number-one, helped defuse the severity as well. Harsh because the infarctions came three times — carpet-bagging relatives who wouldn’t leave — which meant I was not getting better and my healing regimen was not rooting out the cause. This further said that at the rate I was going, I was never going to improve.

However, I did improve — but only after I discovered that what went in my mouth made me sick and kept me sick. I improved, dramatically, after I cut out the cow.

A plant-based diet is a friend with many benefits — I rarely have angina or other chest pains. I dropped thirty-five pounds; I don’t count calories; I don’t diet. I seldom suffer heartburn, so I don’t think it’s masked angina (I used to). I can drink red wine; my LDL is super low (46) as is my total cholesterol (106) and my arteries are less inflamed than they were. My sex life has been reborn with a fit, desirous partner. And while I do have the occasional fatigue-ridden day, it’s probably my old plaques, packed in during my dairy days, still seeping into, and gumming up, my stented coronaries.

I’ll trade that last misfortune for all the other post-vegan advantages.

THOMAS LARSON: Journalist, critic, and memoirist, Thomas Larson has been a staff writer for the San Diego Reader for fifteen years. His books include The Memoir and the Memoirist and The Saddest Music Ever Written: The Story of Samuel Barber’s “Adagio for Strings.” He is also a creative nonfiction instructor at Ashland

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Tanzy Restaurant (Boca Raton)

Posted on June 11th, 2015 · American Boca Raton Italian Pizza · 2 Comments »

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***** Tanzy Restaurant, 301 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida 33432, (561) 922-6699.

For our purposes let’s call Tanzy Restaurant an Italian restaurant/with plenty of American stuff. The joint is located in Mizner Park in Boca Raton and is owned/operated by iPic Entertainment which operates the 11 screen movie theater at the same location.

Real simple tale on this one…

Last Tuesday night (6/9)-Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats were invited to attend a Media Dinner…first things first, everything that we ate/drank was “comped”…also in attendance- give or take 25-of South Florida’s most influential food bloggers and various reporters/critics. Jeff Eats didn’t do a full name check, but I did see the Sun Sentinel’s food critic- Susan Bryant- so be on the lookout for a Tanzy story probably sometime next week. Also spotted, a number of writers who work for those- free glossy magazines (that you never ordered) that you get in the mail-and that you read (well, at least in Jeff Eats’ case) in the toilet -usually concentrating on the back-pages’ charity event photos-seeing if you know anyone!

As for the outing,

Tanzy is an absolutely gorgeous restaurant…full bar area, flat screen tvs (do they still make fat screen ones?) The joint kinda looks upscale, but trust Jeff Eats, it’s cool enough to easily handle your tee shirt/shorts/flip flops. In the 3-hours (7pm-10pm) that us-Eats were there- the restaurant was very busy and the crowd was all-ages wearing all types of garb! By the way, Mrs. Jeff Eats said to tell you guys- actually I guess it’s you gals, that Tanzy’s ladies room is one of the best looking that she has ever been in! So, Caitlyn Jenner- take note!

Printed down below is the Media Dinner Menu…tons of different dishes to try. No bs-here, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “sampled” every food-item and I gotta tell you that other than the braised angus beef short ribs the food was right on the money…just so you know those short ribs, reminded Jeff Eats of my late mother-in-law’s pot roast, shall we say, not a good situation!- Mrs. Jeff Eats kinda begrudgingly agreed!

Like I said before, Media Dinner…so you’ll have to decide for yourself if Tanzy’s menu/prices work for you! Jeff Eats’ “menu review” (tanzyrestaurant.com)- says everyone in your party will find what to eat at a reasonable price!

Let me wrap this up for you, unless Tanzy’s GM pulled off some massive scam, like “getting” the-delicious food and super attentive wait-staff from another restaurant… Tanzy is definitely a winner.

Tanzy Restaurant is open Monday-Thursday 11:30am-10pm, Friday 11:30am-11pm, Saturday 11am-11pm, Sunday 11am-10pm.

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Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlor to Announce the Winner of the Broward 100 Ice Cream Contest- The “Scoop of The a Century” (Dania Beach)

* Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlor to Announce the Winner of the Broward 100 Ice Cream Flavor Contest- The “Scoop of the Century.”

The Broward County Office of Public Communications “asked” for some help-to spread the word about this event…so in the interest of doing its fair share of public service, Jeff Eats is printing the “below” pr-release! Between you guys and Jeff Eats, the whole thing seems a bit lame to me- but hey- what do I know? Personally, I’m thinking- 100th Anniversary, that at the least, the contest-winner should be getting 25 Kitchen Sinks for-4 over the next year!- and for all those who show up to sample Broward 100 ice cream- a $100 credit for psychiatric care -for running to Jaxson’s for a-sample in the first place!-unless the sample being handed out is-shall we say 100 gallons!

Lame or not-lame, you guys do know that Jeff Eats is a big Jaxson’s fan (check reviews) and that I am just fooling with you- about the need for psychiatric care…sure I am!

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MEDIA ADVISORY
What:
Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlor to Announce the Winner of the Broward 100 Ice Cream Flavor Contest. The “Scoop of the Century” will make its debut.

When:
Tuesday, June 16th
10AM

Where:
Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlor and Restaurant
128 S. Federal Highway
Dania Beach

Details:
Broward County is celebrating its 100th birthday. For the last several weeks, Jaxson’s Ice Cream Parlor has conducted a contest on Facebook asking followers to tell them what the new Centennial ice cream flavor, Broward 100, should taste like. More than 200 ideas were submitted and evaluated by a team of reviewers at Jaxson’s.

The winner will receive an infamous Jaxson’s Kitchen Sink dessert for 4. Broward 100 ice cream will be available at Jaxson’s and during Duende, the Broward 100 grand finale weekend October 2-4, 2015.

Next Steps:
Tuesday evening, June 16th, between 5-8PM the public is invited to come to Jaxson’s for a free sample of Broward 100 ice cream. Please help us communicate this invite to the community.

Media Contacts:
Jerry Smith, Jaxson’s General Manager, 954-923-4445, jerryjaxson@hotmail.com
Shelly Turetzky, Broward County Office of Public Communications, 954-357-6994, sturetzky@broward.org