Kitchenetta, 2850 North Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33306 (954) 567-3333.

Kitchenetta is an Italian Restaurant…I have to tell you, that I have eaten at this joint exactly 3 times and each time had the exact same results…the food is absolutely delicious…but the service is so bad, that you really don’t enjoy the food…The wait-staff and the kitchen for some unknown reason can’t work together, like bringing out all of the appetizers at the same time/bringing out all of the entrees at the same time…in addition, the wait-staff doesn’t even know how to perform even such basic chores, as refilling water glasses and bread baskets without being asked…to put it bluntly, the wait-staff absolutely stinks.

Kitchenetta is an absolutely gorgeous “super modern” stainless steel joint…It is housed in a free standing building and has inside and outdoor patio seating… A  poster at “yelp.” described it as a “Jetson” looking joint, which really describes the decor perfectly.

Like I said before, Kitchenetta’s food is terrific…individual pizzas, pastas, meatball appetizer…name it and it’s delicious…the only problem being, is that your meatball appetizer may show up when the folks you are eating with are already on dessert.

Like I said before…I did Kitchenetta 3 times…that’s it for me. I hate being aggrevated when I eat out.

Kitchenetta has a big following…I guess some people are more forgiving than I am…so if you want to try it, call ahead for a reservation. The joint does lunch and dinner 7 days a week.

*****  Char- Hut, 2601 North University Drive, Sunrise, Florida 33322 (954) 749-0671.

Char-Hut is a  South Florida fast-food “burger” chain…that currently has 4 locations, Davie, Sunrise, Tamarac and Pembroke Pines. The food is absolutely incredible…burgers, hot dogs, pork, chicken, sausage, tuna, french fries, onion rings…the chain has a cult-like following…Over the years, I have eaten in every one of Char-Hut’s joints and not one of them is within 20 miles of my home.  Check Char Hut’s website  www.charhut.com for menu/pricing/details. Just so you know, Char Hut has all kinds of “meal combination specials” and its prices are no more expensive than the big fast food chains.

Char-Hut does lunch and dinner 7 days a week. Guranteed, after you eat at Char-Hut, you will be a member of the CULT.

        Fuddrucker’s, 14532 SW 5th Street, Pembroke Pines, Florida 33027 (954) 436-9011.

Last night I ate dinner at a recently opened Fuddrucker’s in Pembroke Pines. By the way, there are also 4 other South Florida locations…Hialeah, Orlando, Miami and Wellington. Fuddrucker’s website is www.fuddruckers.com where you can check menu/pricing/details.

 For those that don’t already know, Fuddrucker’s is a national hamburger chain. In addition to burgers, this joint has chicken, fish, salads, baked goods.  

Fuddrucker’s is an order-at/pickup-at counter operation.

The Pembroke location is an absolutely gorgeous store…it must be at least 8,500 sq feet…it is done-up in a rock n roll/1950’s diner decor with pictures/posters of famous musicians all over the joint. There are a few arcade games scattered throughout the store. There is booth and table seating inside…there is also outdoor patio seating. The store has “tons” of employees manning the counters, kitchen and cleaning.

Last night the food wasn’t too good…”well done” ordered burgers came out “raw.” The french fries were limp and absolutely tasteless. The onion rings were over- fried and were as hard as a rock. The grilled chicken breast sandwich was okay, but nothing great. At least, the chocolate chip cookies were fresh. By the way, figuring on spending about 10 bucks a head for a “meal” and beverage.

I’ll bet you that this joint cost at least $1,500,000-$2,000,000 to build…

You would think, that after spending a fortune in money to build and run a joint…that you would make sure that your food was top-notch, but it isn’t even close.

The guys at Fuddrucker’s should learn from the guys at Five Guys Burgers & Fries how to build-staff-run a burger joint.

*****  Fratelli’s Italian Restaurant, 1684 South Federal Highway, Delray Beach, Florida 33483 (561) 243-4800.

Fratelli’s is a red sauce Southern Italian joint. What makes Fratelli’s a “beautiful thing” is the fact that it is located a couple of feet away from Regal Cinemas (1668 South Federal Highway) in Delray Beach. Fratelli’s food is one-notch above the stuff served in the “small-local-chains” that dot the South Florida landscape…I am not going to name names…Sal’s, Rotelli’s, Bilotti’s.

Fratelli’s pizza, pasta and meat-fish-veal-chicken entrees aren’t half bad. Over the past years, I must have done Fratelli’s and a movie at least 5 times. With gas well over 4 bucks a gallon, I think you know exactly where I am going with this Fratelli’s writeup.

In all seriousness, Fratelli’s food is quite decent.

Fratelli’s is open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner.

*****  Philomena’s Italian Subs and Pastas, 906 South Powerline Road, Pompano Beach, Florida 33069 (954) 917-7778.

Philomena’s is an absolute 9 table hole in the wall…Before you go there, call for directions, or have a real good GPS unit in the car…or run a MapQuest. Don’t even attempt to eat dinner at this joint unless you have a reservation.

An elderly Italian lady, Philomena owns Philomena’s (that figures)…The menu in this Southern Italian joint is ever changing…but she does some amazing things in the pasta, fish-meat-veal-chicken entree departments.

Philomena’s is open Monday-Friday 11am-4pm for lunch. In addition to eat-in, the joint does a tremendous amount of takeout…people absolutely go nuts for the subs and takeout pastas.

Just so you know, Philomena’s is open for dinner only on Friday and Saturday…the joint is open from 5:30pm and usually closes around 10pm…the game here, is Philomena’s tries to get 2 dinner seatings during the evening, something like 5:30pm to 7:45pm and then 8pm to 10pm (or whenever you finish eating). In any event, “nobody rushes nobody” while they are eating.

Philomena’s has a grand total of 9 tables, so you sort of get friendly with total strangers while you are eating…The last time I was there (late seating), Philomena had her boom-box blasting 1960’s music and for something like an hour, the entire joint was singing and dancing to The 4 Tops, The Temptations, Leslie Gore, just to name a few…I had no idea that my friend Barry sounded like Smokey Robinson.

Philomena’s food is terrific. Like I said before, the menu constantly changes…maybe you’ll get lucky and Philomena’s will be serving stuffed grilled porkchops,  baked ziti with meatballs, rice balls and fried cheesecake. Trust me, it’s all good.

Philomena’s decor is American Gangster Movie Posters-Pictures.

This is a joint that you have to try. Terrific food. Terrific ambiance. Terrific service. Figure a soup to nuts dinner…around 45-50 bucks a head.

One final note, Philomena is from the old school…cash only!!

    Moonlite Diner, 6201 North Andrews Avenue, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33309 (954) 938-1116.

The Moonlite Diner is a faux 1950’s free-standing-stainless steel diner. Inside the joint has the obligatory red vinyl booths, checkerboard floor and counter seating. I have to tell you, that over the past 5 years or so, I have eaten in the Moonlite Diner exactly 4 times…the food is not half bad…the problem with this joint or maybe it’s just me, is that I get the sense that the joint isn’t clean. For some reason, whenever I have been in the Moonlite I just feel as if it is covered in a thin coat of grease. Maybe I am crazy, but that’s the story.

Moonlite does breakfast-lunch and dinner 7 days a week…Sunday-Thursday 6am-midnight and Friday-Saturday 6am-2am. It’s got the full range of diner stuff. Like I said before, the food isn’t half-bad…but that greasy feeling prevents any further visits by me.

*****  Ellie’s 50’s Style Diner, 2410 North Federal Highway, Delray Beach, Florida 33483 (561) 276-1570.

Ellie’s name says it all…a 1950’s diner. It’s not a real 1950’s relic, but when you are inside you’ll really enjoy the fountain-counter, booth seating, formica tables, juke box and black and white checkerboard floor…not to mention a full diner menu that is loaded with appetizers, soups, salads, burgers, sandwiches, meat-fish-chicken entrees…there also plenty of ice cream, pies and cakes.

Ellie’s food is DINER FOOD…This is not a gourmet restaurant. Over the years, I have eaten at Ellie’s something like 10 times. Great place for a greasy burger (meant as a compliment) and french fries…tuna fish on rye toast…meatloaf…hopefully you get the picture.

Take a look at Ellie’s website at www.elliescatering.com for menu/pricing/and a virtual tour of the joint.

By the way, attached to the “diner” is a full catering facility…I have been to two catered affairs, one was a 1950’s themed  50th birthday party for 100 and the other was a wedding for something like 150 and both parties were sensational.

Ellie’s does breakfast, lunch and dinner…Sunday-Thursday 8am-9pm and Friday-Saturday 8am-10pm.

If you wear saddle shoes you will look real stupid…but tee shirt/shorts will be just fine.

*****  Il Mulino, 1800 East Sunrise Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33304 (954) 524-1800.

Il Mulino is an absolutely fabulous red sauce Southern Italian Restaurant. Its decor is a bit more upscale looking than your typical joint, but you will be just fine in your tee shirt/shorts ensemble.

Take a look at Il Mulino’s website www.ilmulinofl.com for menu/pricng/and other details.

Il Mulino’s menu runs the full gamut of appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, pizzas and fish-chicken-veal-meat entrees.

Trust me on this, Il Mulino’s stuff is excellent. It’s prices are no more than your favorite neighborhood joint. Just so you know, Il Mulino has an absolutely huge following. Over the years, I must have eaten at Il Mulino at least 10 times and every  dinner outing was packed with people waiting to get in.

Il Mulino is open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner…11:30am-11pm.

Keep this joint on your “must try” radar. It is heads and shoulders above the “local” joints that dot South Floirda’s red sauce landscape.

*****  Deli Den, 2889 Stirling Road, Hollywood, Florida 33312 (954) 961-4070.

The Deli Den is a Hollywood Florida “institution.” This “kosher style” deli which does breakfast-lunch-dinner 7 days a week, has been around something like a million years and has a heavy-duty following. This joint also has a very large takeout and catering business.

Deli Den’s food is terrific…great corned beef, brisket and pastrami…not to mention, knishes and potato pancakes. If you are a fan of “kosher style” stuff, you will be a Deli Den fan. By the way, Deli Den is no more expensive than your favorite South Florida bagel joint.

Like I said before, Deli Den does breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Deli Den is one of the best “kosher style” delis in South Florida. Give it a try.

       Renegade Barbeque Company, 5720 Seminole Way, Hollywood, Florida 33314 (954) 797-5943.

Renegade is located just outside the Hard Rock Hotel/Casino in Hollywood.

The first time I ate there was about 2 years ago…the food (chicken and ribs) was absolutely horrendous…a bunch of over-smoked crap.

I tried the joint again last week…the food was absolutely horrendous…a bunch of over-smoked crap.

Well at least Renegade is consistent.

 Stay away.