Hotels/Motels/Resorts

Some Good Information About Buying/Owning A Timeshare

Posted on March 10th, 2015 · Hotels/Motels/Resorts · 4 Comments »

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* Some Good Information About Buying/Owning A Timeshare.

Just read the below article…on dailyfinance.com.

Found it really informative!

Thought I’d share…
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Timeshares: Fabulous Opportunity or Financial Trap?- on dailyfiance.com.

By Maryalene LaPonsie

Why spend $150,000 on a vacation home when you could get one for $20,000? That’s part of the premise of timeshares. By combining forces with other buyers, you can get a second home for a fraction of the price you’d pay as a solo buyer. Not to mention, you might get a better property with more amenities than anything you could afford otherwise.

All About Timeshares

A timeshare is a property that you share with others. Often you’re a deeded owner, and your portion of the property can be passed along in an estate or sold as with any other piece of real property. Traditionally, timeshare holders have been allotted a specific week or weeks in which they can use the property.

Nowadays, many timeshares tend to be more flexible when it comes to your accommodations. You’re still a deeded owner, but rather than giving you a specific unit to use at a specific time, you may be allowed to change your vacation week from year to year. Others call themselves “vacation clubs” and dole out points that can be redeemed at other units or resorts owned by the same developer.

On its consumer website Vacation Better, the American Resort Development Association touts a timeshare as being a way to prepay future vacations at today’s prices. The association notes the average timeshare costs about $20,000, and, depending on where you vacation, that could end up being a bargain compared with a lifetime of hotel costs.

Here’s the rub: The purchase price is only a portion of the cost of the timeshare. Annual fees help pay formaintenance costs, property taxes and other expenses related to the property management. And yes, those costs can increase over time.

Why You Should Always Buy a Timeshare from a Current Owner

Those maintenance fees are why you should always purchase a timeshare from a current owner rather than buying directly from a developer. You see, some people are desperate to get out from under those annual fees. Their kids may be grown; their job may be downsized; they may have developed a health condition that limits travel. And yet those annual fees won’t stop coming. And selling a timeshare isn’t easy.

As a result, some owners may be willing to sell their timeshares for pennies on the dollar, especially if you’ll help cover the closing costs. Yes, that’s right. There are closing costs. This is a property sale, after all. In addition to paying for a title transfer, you may also find some resorts charge their own transfer fees, which can tack thousands more onto your price. All those extra fees are part of the reason you don’t want to simply bid on the first penny auction you see for a timeshare. Even if the auction price is practically nothing, you could still find yourself on the receiving end of a big bill.

5 Places to Find Cheap Timeshares

If you’re convinced a timeshare is right for you, you can check out these websites to pick one up at a fraction of the original price. •TransActionRealty.
•MyResortNetwork.
•RedWeek.
•Timeshare Users Group Marketplace.
•eBay.
After spending far too much time browsing the listings on these websites, my verdict is that eBay auctions, although inconsistent, tend to be the easiest to understand and the most complete in terms of laying out what you get and what you’ll be paying. However, not all auctions are created equal, and certainly some of what is posted on the site appears vague or even shady.

The runner-up is the Timeshare Users Group, known as TUG, which has easy-to-scan listings that make it simple to find timeshares with the right number of rooms at the right price. Don’t forget to check out the bargain basement for $1 timeshares. At its Bargain Deals forum, people are literally giving away their timeshares. Really.

12 Questions to Ask Before Buying One

Regardless of whether you’re taking a freebie timeshare off someone’s hands or paying thousands for one, you’ll want to know answers to all these questions before completing the transaction. •What are the annual maintenance fees?
•When are annual fees next due?
•Historically, how often have maintenance fees at this timeshare increased?
•Am I locked into a specific week?
•If the timeshare is “floating” and allows reservations for various weeks during the year, am I locked into a certain season?
•Do I have to use a specific unit on the property or can I pick my room/building?
•What amenities are included during my stay at the timeshare?
•Are there extra fees I’ll need to pay for certain services?
•If a points system is used, how many points are needed to reserve a week?
•Can I use my points at multiple resorts?
•Who pays the closing costs if I buy the timeshare?
•If I later decide to sell or give away my timeshare, does the resort charge a transfer fee?
Above all, don’t make a rash decision when jumping into a timeshare and don’t go into debt for one either. Make it a property you’re sure to love forever, because that’s how long you’ll have it, unless you can find someone else willing to take it off your hands, which, as you’ll see in the next section, isn’t always easy.

5 Tips for Selling Your Timeshare

At one point, the working title for this article was “Timeshares: Just Say No.” If you’re one of the people struggling under $1,000-plus annual maintenance fees, you know exactly why. The resale market for timeshares is horrendous, with TUG estimating the average resale price being about 30 to 50 percent of the original cost. For those giving away their properties, the depreciation rate is obviously even more.

If you’re thinking of parting ways with your timeshare, here are a couple of tips and suggestions. •Watch out for scams. List your timeshare for sale practically anywhere and get ready for the scam emails and calls to come rolling in. Typically, these come from “law firms” or brokers who claim to be able to get you out of your timeshare in exchange for a hefty fee. Never pay anyone a hefty upfront fee; it’s almost never legit. A second tactic is a version of the old Nigerian scam. You’ll have someone interested in buying the timeshare, but they’re going to send you a big check. You need to cash it and then forward a portion of the money to someone else. Don’t do it. Scam, scam, scam.
•Ask if your resort has a deed back program. Although not the norm, some resorts would rather have the timeshare deed back than see you sell it on the resale market. You might need to track down someone higher up the food chain than the customer service rep to tell you whether you can deed back your timeshare. In addition, the resort might require you to pay the next year’s maintenance fees before they’ll accept it. When doing a deed back, work directly with the resort. Don’t trust third parties who promise to do it for you in exchange for a fee.
•Consider a timeshare exchange. Maybe you still like the idea of a timeshare, but your current property is no longer a good fit for your family or lifestyle. You can use sites like RedWeek to exchange weeks with other timeshare owners. You could also see if your resort offers any programs that let you change your timeshare property. Again, be prepared for fees.
•Rent rather than sell. For most timeshares, there’s no reason why you can’t rent out your unit during your allotted week. Since most timeshare resorts are at desirable locations, this could be a win-win. You could get enough for your unit to cover some or all of the annual fees, and the renter could get bargain priced vacation accommodations. But you might want to do a little due diligence on your renter first because you could be on the hook for any damage they cause during the stay.
•Price to sell. As a final bit of advice, keep your selling price reasonable. You’re not going to get $10,000 for the timeshare you bought five years ago for $12,000, especially not when others are practically giving theirs away. Do a search for similar units and destinations and then price yours below the other listings. If you’re really desperate, consider covering the closing costs or transfer fees, too.

Music/Events/Other

Parents Reunited With Kidnapped Daughter 17 Years Later

Posted on March 9th, 2015 · Music/Events/Other · 8 Comments »

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* Parents Reunited With Kidnapped Daughter 17 Years Later.

Jeff Eats just read the below story on dailymail.com.

Do me a favor and read the last paragraph of the story- and tell me, who is crazier, the kidnapper or the biological mother?
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Parents Reunited With Kidnapped Daughter 17 Years Later

South African mother is reunited with her daughter nearly 18 years after she was snatched from her arms in a hospital.

According to the Daily Mail, the teen daughter of 37-year-old Celeste Nurse is back in her rightful home after being kidnapped by a woman disguised as a hospital employee.

Back in 1997, Celeste had fallen asleep with her three-day-old daughter Zephany, but as she dozed off a woman dressed as a nurse plucked the newborn and raised her as her own. The woman apparently had just had a stillbirth, and even her husband believed Zephany was their own.

For the past seventeen years, Celeste and her husband, Morne, celebrated Zephany’s birthday in the hope that one day she would return. Turns out, she was only a couple of blocks away. Even crazier, Zephany was friends with her own biological sister, Cassidy.
One day Morne spotted the two girls together and instantly knew who it was.
“I saw this girl and immediately had a burning sensation in my chest,” he told the Daily Mail. “It was my daughter there and fell in love with her when I saw her. […] It was a feeling of confusion, connection, love, attraction, everything in one.”
He took a photo of the girl and brought it to Celeste, who recognized her at once. The parents, who are divorced, did some amatuer detective work and found a picture of the woman Zephany believed was her mother, and witnesses to the 1997 kidnapping were able to positively identify her as the culprit. Police administered a DNA test which confirmed the connection.
The kidnapper is now on trial, and Zephany (who goes by a different name that hasn’t been released) is in the care of child welfare authorities.

Celeste has no ill will towards the woman who stole her baby. She told the Daily Mail she would like to “thank her for taking care of her daughter and raising her to be a kind, clever, beautiful, young woman.”

Music/Events/Other

Live From South Florida…It’s Saturday Night! (Hilton Fort Lauderdale Marina- Fort Lauderdale)

Posted on March 9th, 2015 · Fort Lauderdale Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* Live From South Florida…It’s Saturday Night!

Over the years-Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have attended this charity-event numerous times.

Very worthwhile charity, great event!

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats will be there!

For tickets/info-gildasclubsouthflorida.org.

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Live! From South Florida… It’s Saturday Night!

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Hilton Fort Lauderdale Marina
1881 SE 17th Street
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33316

Cocktail Reception 6:30pm
Hors D’oevres & Silent Auction
Dinner, Live Auction &
Comedy Show 8:00pm

Number of Tickets
1 Ticket $150.00 USD 2 Tickets $300.00 USD 3 Tickets $450.00 USD 4 Tickets $600.00 USD 5 Tickets $750.00 USD 6 Tickets $900.00 USD Baba Wawa Table Sponsor $1,500.00 USD Lisa Loopner Sponsor $3,000.00 USD Emily Litella Sponsor $5,000.00 USD Roseanne Roseannadanna Sponsor $7,500.00 USD

This hilarious night of comedy will feature

Brian Hicks

Brian Hicks’ fresh upbeat style makes him one of Chicago’s most sought after stand-up comics. He has been honing his craft for the past 13 years and has performed at comedy clubs and concert venues all across the United States. In 2013, Brian won the prestigious Comedy 10K, featuring 72 of the best comics from around the country. He has shared the stage with Daniel Tosh, Kevin Nealon, Craig Ferguson, Gilbert Gottfried, Norm Macdonald, Rob Snieder, and Tommy Chong.

Stephen Thomas

Stephen Thomas has delighted audiences across the globe with his honest and pointed material for nearly two decades. The only back-to-back champion of The World Series Of Comedy, he has appeared on multiple television shows both in the United States and abroad, and his “Here’s The Thing” sports humor commentary is heard by 2.2 million listeners weekdays on The Nick Bonsanto Radio Show. Stephen has made a dozen trips overseas for the military, including numerous times in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Mediterranean/Greek

Taverna Opa (Delray Beach, Hollywood, Miami, Orlando)

Posted on March 8th, 2015 · Delray Beach Mediterranean/Greek · 5 Comments »

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***** Taverna Opa, 270 East Atlantic Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33444, (561) 303-3602.

Got a real good Greek joint for you guys…Taverna Opa in Delray Beach.

Just so you know, there are 4 Taverna Opas (all owned by the same guy)- 1 in Delray Beach, 1 in Hollywood, 1 in Miami, 1 in Orlando…for our purposes- the one Jeff Eats is talking about is the Delray Beach spot.

Anyway, last night…

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats were “there” to celebrate Niece Jeff Eats’ 16th birthday…Brother Jeff Eats and Sister-in-Law Jeff Eats threw an absolutely great party with something like 18 15-16 year olds and 20 adults- and yes Brother Jeff Eats picked-up the check! The party ran from 7:30pm-11pm, was a non-stop eating, drinking and dancing affair- and “no” the 15-16 year olds didn’t DRINK!

Taverna Opa has indoor and out-door patio seating, the dining room has a full service bar area…on Friday & Saturday nights, there is dj music, dancing on the bar top/tables and a pro-“belly dancer” in attendance…”they” don’t throw plates, but the joint’s paper napkin bill must be off the chart. On the music front- Greek stuff, disco music, EDM. Putting Friday & Saturday nights aside, Taverna Opa is open 7 days a week (no music) from 11am-11pm.

For the party…food was served family style. By the way, the below list maybe missing some “dishes”- Jeff Eats does do a “mean” Sirtaki- so while I was up- stuff might have slipped past my tastebuds!

Greek salad,
tzatziki
pita bread
melitzanosalata
meatballs
baby-back ribs
fried calamari
broiled lamb chops
broiled lobster
beef kebob
chicken kebob
shrimp kebob
roast chicken
spanakopita
mousaka
assorted cupcakes by Jodi’s Cupcakes & More (see 2/24/13 “review’)

On the food front, give or take a “dish” here and there the stuff was right on the money! If there was an obvious weak link, it was the pita bread-nothing terrible, but Jeff Eats has had better! I also thought that the baby-back ribs were kinda light in the meat department and bland. For you guys who like “pecking orders”- the lamb chops, lobster and meatballs were home-runs! On the service front, Taverna Opa is extremely well run. The waiters and bus-folks did a great job in keeping the food and drink flowing to our two huge tables. Like I said a few seconds ago, the music was non-stop as was the dancing- and I gotta tell you, I didn’t see one person in the joint- not having a good time!

Didn’t see the “bill”- but when you check tavernaopa.com you’ll find Taverna Opa’s menu/prices in-line with- most of the Greek joints in the area.

Chinese

DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 3/8/15)

Posted on March 8th, 2015 · Boynton Beach Chinese · 2 Comments »

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***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 3/8/15)

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

SWEET & SOUR PORK
$14.50

China Dumpling Restaurant
1899 North Congress Avenue
Boynton Beach
(561) 737-2782
chinadumplings.com
Latest Review: 6/23/08

Jeff Eats is a huge China Dumpling fan.

I singled out the joint’s sweet & sour pork-to get the conversation going…all I can tell you, is that Jeff Eats has eaten there numerous times and the joint has never-ever disappointed me!

I rate China Dumpling as one of the best American-Brooklyn-Jewish-Chinese Restaurants circa 1957 down here is sunny South Florida.

Seriously, if you haven’t eaten there- it’s a must try!

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Zinburger Wine & Burger Bar (Boca Raton)

Posted on March 7th, 2015 · American Boca Raton · 15 Comments »

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***** Zinburger Wine & Burger Bar, 6000 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 393-3252.

Literally, Zinburger Wine & Burger Bar, has been in the “making” for over a year at The Town Center at Boca Raton.

You guys- if you like, can read Jeff Eats’ past “stories” about this growing upscale gourmet burger chain (it currently has 10 units)…if not, not! Just so you know, it’s a full service joint, inside/outside patio seating, full bar area and plenty of flat screen tvs…

Here’s the tip…Zinburger Wine & Burger Bar in Boca Raton- is finally gonna open on Tuesday, March 10, 2015…and I am telling you, that its burgers, salads, sides, shakes. desserts are off-the chart delicious…the joint is an absolute must try.

Check zinburgereast.com for menu/info.

Music/Events/Other

Rocky LaPorte (Side Splitters Comedy Club- Tampa)

Posted on March 7th, 2015 · Music/Events/Other Tampa · No Comments »

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* Rocky LaPorte.

The comedian-that Jeff Eats’ “knows” should have won NBC’s 2014- Last Comic Standing has a rare handful of Florida appearances in the hopper…

You wanna see a hilarious “clean” comedian- you go see Rocky LaPorte!
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Event Details
This event is running from 9 April 2015 until 12 April 2015. It is next occurring on 9 April 2015.
•Upcoming Dates: • 9 April 2015
• 10 April 2015
• 11 April 2015
• 12 April 2015
SIDE SPLITTERS COMEDY CLUB
12938 N Dale Mabry Hwy,
Tampa, FL 33618
(813) 960-1197

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Delray Marketplace (Delray Beach)

Posted on March 6th, 2015 · Delray Beach Music/Events/Other · 12 Comments »

* Delray Marketplace.

This center’s location- STINKS!

Other than- the movie theatre and a handful of restaurants- the bet here, is that Delray Marketplace’s retail-tenants are sucking wind, big time!

Anyway,

Orange Sunshine, Big City Dogs and Viva Classic Rock- are all kick-ass bands…they can play!

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Casa Do Pao Brazilian Bakery (Boca Raton)

Posted on March 6th, 2015 · Boca Raton Breakfast Desserts Fast Food Latin · 3 Comments »

***** Casa Do Pao Brazilian Bakery, 22829 North State Road 7, Boca Raton, Florida 33428, (561) 852-8390.

For years, Jeff Eats has been hearing terrific things- about Casa Do Pao…I must have driven past the joint something like 2,003,452 times…yesterday I stopped in to see what this Brazilian Bakery was all-about…

First things first, printed right-below is Casa Do Pao’s “biography” which I lifted- off its website- casadopaoboca.com- it should give you some idea as to what this joint thinks it’s all about.

“In June of 2005, we opened the doors of Casa do Pão Brazilian Bakery, where we specialize in all kinds of bread, cakes, pastries and more. We make home-style food with love and care, providing our customers with a variety of delicious baked or fried Brazilian empanadas, fresh made sandwiches, salads, desserts and countless other tasty treats. You’ll find that our extremely skilled professional staff uses only the highest quality fresh ingredients, preparing traditional Brazilian dishes as they would in their own homes for their families.
When you walk inside Casa do Pão (which means House of Bread, in Portuguese) you instantly feel like you’re in Brazil. The flavors found in our authentic comfort foods will transport you to a country kitchen in our beautiful homeland.
Casa do Pão offers a variety of mouth-watering options for any occasion; whether it’s breakfast pastries and coffee, a light lunch, quick snack, or even catering for your parties and events. Come in and try one of our award-winning fresh fruit cakes or the irresistible “coxinhas” (chicken croquets) and experience the traditional flavors of Brazil right here in Boca Raton.
Casa do Pão is a family owned and operated Brazilian bakery in Boca Raton, top quality traditional Brazilian food and rock bottom prices!”
(561) 852-8390
22829 N. State Rd. 7,
Boca Raton, FL 33428
Sunday: 7:00 – 6:00
Monday: 6:00 – 9:00
Tuesday: 6:00 – 9:00
Wednesday: 6:00 – 9:00
Thursday: 6:00 – 9:00
Friday: 6:00 – 9:00
Saturday: 6:00 – 9:00
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Now, as for Jeff Eats’ “visit”…

In addition to breads, pastries, cakes and desserts- Casa Do Pao’s menu has all kinds of reasonably priced stuff like sandwiches, salads, empanadas, quiches, juices…real simple concept here- order at the counter and either head home or wherever with your bag(s)-or sit at one of a handful of tables that the joint has…for what it’s worth, Jeff Eats “tried” (some stuff was eaten there, other stuff was taken-out for home “consumption”)-cheeseburger, chicken empanada, shrimp empanada, four cheese empanada, beef empanada, spinach quiche, cappuccino cake, cheese bread, mozzarella cheese croquet, chocolate cake, chicken potato bread- and I enjoyed most of the items-ordered. Just so we are straight with each other, some “items” were much stronger than others- for example, I thought that the shrimp and four cheese empanadas killed- while the chicken empanada and mozzarella cheese croquet were just fair. Now, you know and Jeff Eats knows that my “calls” are purely subjective and for all we know, you may have hated that shrimp empanada and your lactose intolerance made that four cheese empanada a no-no for you!…that’s why you guys gotta try Jeff Eats’ joints out for yourselves…and post comments if so inclined!

Long story short,

A bit of a mixed bag here for Jeff Eats- but I wouldn’t hesitate giving it another shot…by the way, you don’t need to speak Portuguese to go there (but trust me, it wouldn’t hurt to know the language).

Music/Events/Other

Mario Cantone Live! (Parker Playhouse- Fort Lauderdale)

Posted on March 5th, 2015 · Fort Lauderdale Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* Mario Cantone Live!

Jeff Eats has been a huge Mario Cantone fan- since 1987 when the comedian/actor hosted the syndicated children’s tv program Steampipe Alley.

Cantone makes a rare South Florida appearance…Saturday, June 13, 2015 at 8pm, at the Parker Playhouse, Fort Lauderdale.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats will be there…just picked-up 2 tickets at ticketmaster.com.

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