* SOPHIE, TOTIE & BELLE.

Got a something real good for you guys…

SOPHIE, TOTIE & BELLE which is set to run at the Weisman Delray Community Center, 7091 West Atlantic Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33446 (561) 558-2100 from April 10th-May 31st…

Years ago, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats saw the Fort Lauderdale production of- SOPHIE, TOTIE & BELLE and I gotta tell you that this Musical Comedy was an absolute home-run!

Jeff Eats knows that casts-change…so we’ll have to see how 2015’s does- BUT- based on the “script” alone, I’m thinking this is gonna be a real good-one!

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are gonna pick up- a pair of tickets…

Printed down below is the “DRAMA” surrounding this latest production and how you can get tickets.
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SOPHIE, TOTIE & BELLE

Re-Scheduled Run April 10th – May 31st!
at the beautiful Weisman Delray Community Center
7091 West Atlantic Ave (between Jog & Hagen Ranch)
Because the Show MUST GO ON!

Tickets are, once again on sale NOW for this INCREDIBLE production celebrating

SOPHIE TUCKER, TOTIE FIELDS and BELLE BARTH!

Unfortunately, our former space at Delray Square became unsafe for our audiences and, as most of you know, it took us several weeks to find a new venue that is both conveniently located for our customers (we are literally just a few short minutes up the road) and had the facilities to house

ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR MUSICAL-COMEDIES EVER TO PLAY S. FLORIDA!

Our 2000 production moved directly from Ft. Lauderdale to Theater4 off-Broadway!

SOPHIE, TOTIE & BELLE is a riotously funny musical based on a fictional meeting between legendary & ground-breaking female performers, Sophie Tucker, Totie Fields and Belle Barth.

With a full-out belt score & some of the best comedic material ever written (mind you, Belle Barth, referred to as the female Lenny Bruce was not for the shy or prudish among us), this delightful musical promises to be among the most fun you will have this season!
An R-rated Act Made in Heaven!
The playhouse is rollicking like the old Miami Beach clubs that Fields and Barth frequented, and Tucker was known to visit. – Sun-Sentinel

For Those Who Wish to Purchase Tickets:

Our Box Office is open for telephone orders from 10am until at least 5pm EVERY DAY … please call us at at

(561) 880-0319

Tickets are $37.50 with discounts for parties of 10+

Performances are
Wednesdays – Saturdays at 8pm,
Sundays at 2pm
For those already holding tickets:
Although we are calling patrons in order of the performance date, you need not wait for our call. If you wish, call us at:
(561) 880-0319
….and we will be delighted to assign and mail new tickets to you in the same general location as your original seats either for the performance you originally chose, or any other based upon availability.

* Sleight Of Mouth With Justin Willman.

Like comedy? Like magic?

Don’t miss Justin Willman- the guy absolutely kills.

The show airs tonight-(actually it’s tomorrow morning) at 12:30am!

***** Publix Old Fashioned Naturally Flavored Lemonade.

Nothing for nothing, Jeff Eats absolutely loves a nice-ice-cold glass of lemonade.

Over the years, I’ve literally tried all of the ready-to-drink brands…like, Newmans’ Own, Tropicana, Country Time, Minute Maid, Simply Lemonade, Whole Foods 365 Organic…

Just between you and Jeff Eats, Publix Old Fashioned Naturally Flavored Lemonade-holds its own against-most of the competition.

The play here, a gallon of Publix fetches $2.99 and on the right-day… IF- YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FOR FREE!

Lemonade drinkers…you now know what Jeff Eats drinks!

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 4/5/15)

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

CHEESEBURGER & FRENCH FRIES
($7.50)

HiWay Burger
12 Southeast 5th Avenue
Delray Beach
(561) 243-6460
hiwayburger.com
Latest Review: 5/29/12

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you that the fast food flat-top grilled cheeseburger that HiWay Burger cooks-up is an absolute homerun…same goes for its hand-cut fresh French fries! Just between you and me, HiWay’s stuff easily holds its own against the big boys -who shall remain nameless (Five Guys, BurgerFi, Shake Shack). For you guys who for some unknown reason don’t like hamburgers, HiWay has a Veggie Burger and a Fried Chicken Sandwich.

* Easter Sunday -Festival Flea Market Mall.

The joint is open tomorrow 9:30am-6pm.

***** The Taco Lady, 71 North L Street, Lake Worth, Florida 33460, (561) 588-3638.

If you wanna eat off-the-chart delicious fast food (order at the counter/pickup at the counter) tacos, quesadillas, enchiladas, burritos. other Mexican stuff- in an absolute hole-in-the-wall joint…then you gotta eat at The Taco Lady in Lake Worth.

Trust Jeff Eats, The Taco Lady with its handful of tables is a homerun!

The Taco Lady is open Sunday 2pm-7pm, Monday-Saturday 11am-9pm.

You can check menu/prices/info at thetacolady.net.

The Taco Lady Menu
BREAKFAST BURRITOS – $5.50
Egg, Potato and Bacon
Egg and Sausage
Egg and Chorizo
Potato and Bacon
Ranchero (Egg, Cilantro, Onions, and Bell Peppers)
Egg, Bacon, Sausage and Potato $7.50
APPETIZERS / APERITIVOS
Chips and Salsa $5.50
Nachos with Cheese $7.50
Nachos/Meat, Beans, Cheese $9.50
Nachos (fully loaded) $10.50
Quesadilla with Cheese $6.50
Quesadilla/Cheese, Meat, Salad $8.50
Taco Salad/Chips $9.50
A LA CARTE / SOLOS
1 Hard Shell Taco/Meat or Beans $3.00
1 Soft Shell Taco/Meat or Beans $3.50
1 Taquito/Meat or Beans $2.50
1 Double Decker/Meat or Beans $3.75
ENCHILADAS (2) $7.50
Meat, Cheese or Bean
Covered w/ Sauce, Cheese and Salad
TAMALES (2) $7.50
Covered w/ Sauce, Cheese and Salad

STUFF
A Bowl of Stuff $7.00
Bowl of Rice and Beans (small) $3.00
with Salad $3.50
Bowl of Rice and Beans (large) $4.50
with Salad $5.00
Toppings: – Lettuce – Tomato – Onion –
Cheese – Salsa – Sour Cream
Meat Choices: – Beef – Chicken – Pork
– Shredded Beef
Rice Choices: – Yellow – Mexican – Brown
– White
Bean Choices: – Refried or Black
BURRITOS
Regular Burrito: Meat, Rice and Beans $10.00
(inside or outside) w/ salad
Mini Wet: Filled/Meat, Rice, Beans, covered $8.00
with Sauce, Cheese and Salad
El Grande Wet (same as above): with Red and/or Green Sauce $10.00
The “Big Daddy” (5 lbs) $40.00
Meet the Challenge (ask your server)
Veggie Mini Burrito w/ Salad $7.00
Veggie Regular Burrito w/ Salad, Rice and Beans $8.00
Veggie Wet Burrito Grande w/ Salad, Rice and Beans $8.00

TACOS
Hard Shell Tacos
2 for $5.75
3 for $7.75
4 for $9.75
With Rice & Beans Add $3.00
Soft Shell Tacos
2 for $6.75
3 for $9.75
4 for $12.75
With Rice & Beans add $3.00
MIX YOUR TACOS
1 Hard Shell/ 1 Soft Shell $6.25
2 Hard Shell/ 1 Soft Shell $8.75
2 Soft Shell/ 1 Hard Shell $9.25
With Rice & Beans add $3.00
TAQUITOS: (Soft Corn)
2 for $4.75
3 for $6.75
4 for $8.75
With Rice and Beans Add $3.00
SIDE DISHES
Rice and/or Beans in a Container
1/2 lb. $2.50 1 lb. $4.50 2 lbs. $8.00
Salsa 1/2 lb. $2.50 1 lb. $5.00
Hot Salsa 1/2 lb. $5.00 1 lb. $10.00

BEVERAGES
Canned Soda or Water $1.25

COMBINATION PLATE
1 Soft Shell Taco, 1 Hard Shell Taco,
1 Tamale, 1 Enchilada, Rice, Beans and Salad $14.00

DINNER PLATES

Fish tacos every Friday
Meat, Rice, Beans, w/ Salad and 2 Tortillas $10.00
Quesadilla Dinner w/ Rice, Beans and Salad $10.00
Enchilada Dinner:
2 Enchiladas w/ Rice, Beans and Salad
Red or Green Sauce or Both $10.00
Tamale Dinner:
2 Tamales, Rice, Beans and Salad $10.00

* American Pop 60’s.

No ifs ands or buts…one of Florida’s best -60’s American Rock n Roll cover bands…and it’s a free concert!

Hooters, 2240 Northwest 19th Avenue, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 391-8903.

Jeff Eats is gonna take a shot here and assume that you guys know what type of a joint Hooters is…for those of you who have been living on Mars for the past 20 years or so- national sports bar chain, full bar, tons of tvs, waitresses in short shorts/tank-tops, mediocre food. Give or take, there are something like 460 locations in the United States- with a load of them in Florida. Best guess here, including last night- maybe I’ve eaten in a-Hooters something like 6 times in my entire lifetime!

Real fast story,

Last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats ate in the Boca Raton joint for the first time…chicken Caesar, breaded wings (garlic parmesan, bbq), cheeseburger sliders, French fries, onion rings, chicken quesadilla, pulled bbq pork sandwich, blackened mahi sandwich and all I can tell you is that everything was MEDIOCRE. No fooling here, every item was just BLAND. Trust me, I know that the word “bland” means all kinds of things to people- but for what it’s worth, everything- literally had no taste- if that makes sense to you? Just so we are straight with each other- the previous 5 times that I had eaten at a-Hooters- were “passable” meals-but nonetheless passable- last night’s meal which by-the-way was the first at the Boca joint- absolutely stunk!

Now onto the waitresses…in Jeff Eats’ case- the waitress angle- its sort of like window shopping with a cancelled credit card…or something like that!

If you are still interested, you can check menu/prices/locations/info at hooters.com.

To wrap it up, Jeff Eats isn’t particularly looking forward to there being a #7 Hooters’ outing!

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* A Passover-Easter Joke.

A group of American Roman Catholic Priests decide to challenge a group of American Rabbis to a golf match.

In setting up the match, the Cardinals realize that none of them really knows how to golf, so they cook-up a plan to have the Pope ordain Tiger Woods as a Cardinal and- add him to their team.

The match is held and later that evening the Pope calls the Cardinals to see how they did.

“So, how did it go?” asked the Pope.

One of the Cardinals replied, “Well, it went alright. We
played pretty good, but we lost.”

“How could you lose? You had Tiger Woods as your secret
weapon” gasped the Pope.

The Cardinals replied, “Tiger lost to
Rabbi Greg Norman!”

* Party City Miami Heat Tickets Contest.

For all of you guys who still think that “they” still got a shot at making the Playoffs…