***** Pagoda Pork Egg Rolls.

Break out the Clearasil, ’cause Jeff Eats got a real good one for you guys…Pagoda Pork Egg Rolls.

Bought a package yesterday in Walmart for $2.97, “cooked” the egg rolls in a microwave for 75 seconds and I gotta tell you, Pagoda’s Pork Egg Rolls were as good if not better than most of the Chinese joints’ pork egg rolls that I’ve been telling you about for the past 10 or so years! Trust Jeff Eats on this one, off the chart delicious!

Just so you know, Pagoda’s frozen egg roll/wonton/potsticker/rangoon lineup is only available in Florida at Walmart and Winn Dixie stores!

Like I said 2 seconds ago, I microwaved the suckers- that said, if you “insist” on complicating things…

from pagodasnacks.com
PAGODA® Pork Egg Rolls
America’s #1 Pork Egg Roll*–now with Sweet Chili dipping sauce!

Real, flavorful ingredients like tender pork, freshly-cut cabbage, carrots, celery and onions, and authentic seasonings combine to create the big Asian tastes you love.

PREP INSTRUCTIONS
FOR FOOD SAFETY AND QUALITY COOK BEFORE EATING TO AN INTERNAL TEMPERATURE OF 160°F. PREPARE FROM FROZEN STATE

Conventional Oven: Preheat oven to 425F. Remove egg roll(s) from carton and inner wrapper. Place egg roll(s) on foil lined baking tray and place on top oven rack. Heat for 20 to 21 minutes. Let stand 2 minutes before serving. (Caution: Tray and product will be hot)

Deep Fry: Preheat oil to 375F. Remove egg rolls from carton and inner wrapper. Place egg rolls in fryer basket and fry for 7 to 7-1/2 minutes. Let stand 3 minutes before serving.

Microwave Oven: (1100 Watts) Based on 1 egg roll. Remove egg roll from carton and inner wrapper. Roll egg roll loosely in paper towel. Microwave on high for 1 to 1-1/4 minutes. Let stand 1 minute before serving.

Place sauce packet(s) in lukewarm water until thawed.

Refrigerate or discard any unused portion.

* Beehive The 60’s Musical.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats saw Beehive (different cast) a few years ago in New York City- and loved the show!

If you’re into Arthea Franklin, Lesley Gore, Janis Joplin, Tina Turner, The Chiffons, The Supremes- you’ll love this musical journey of female lead 60’s hits set to play the Crest Theatre, January 27-29, 2017!

from oldschoolsquare.org

Beehive the 60’s Musical
CREST THEATRE
51 N. Swinton Avenue
Delray Beach, FL 33444
Phone: 561.243.7922

A colorful salute to the women who made the music of the 1960’s so special.

Friday January 27, 2017 8:00 pm
Internet ticketing will be available Thursday, September 1, 2016 at 10:00 am. Call the Box Office at (561) 243-7922 ext. 1 to purchase tickets.
Saturday January 28, 2017 2:00 pm
Internet ticketing will be available Thursday, September 1, 2016 at 10:00 am. Call the Box Office at (561) 243-7922 ext. 1 to purchase tickets.
Saturday January 28, 2017 8:00 pm
Internet ticketing will be available Thursday, September 1, 2016 at 10:00 am. Call the Box Office at (561) 243-7922 ext. 1 to purchase tickets.
Sunday January 29, 2017 2:00 pm
Internet ticketing will be available Thursday, September 1, 2016 at 10:00 am. Call the Box Office at (561) 243-7922 ext. 1 to purchase tickets.

* Surf Party- A Tribute To The Beach Boys.

Jeff Eats just scored 2 discount-tickets on goldstar.com- for Surf Party- A Tribute To The Beach Boys which is set to play the Boca Black Box on Saturday, August 6th at 8pm.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have seen Surf Party a handful of times and I am telling you-if you close your eyes, you’d swear that Beach Boys- Mike Love, Al Jardine, Brian Wilson, Carl Wilson, Dennis Wilson and Bruce Johnston are on that stage!

If you wanna go…

Surf Party- A Tribute To the Beach Boys
Saturday, August 6, 2016 (8pm)
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road #10
Boca Raton,FL 33434
Box Office: 561.483.9036
Tickets: bocablackbox.com. goldstar.com (discount tickets)

* Who Would’a Thunk They Had The Same Mother!

* JOHN OFFERDAHL’S BROWARD HEALTH GRIDIRON GRILL-OFF FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL.

Not too much to say other than, year in and year out-John Offerdahl’s Broward Health Gridiron Grill-Off Food & Wine Festival has been an absolutely amazing phenomenal event!

This is definitely a “must go to”…

** MEDIA ADVISORY **

TICKETS NOW ON SALE FOR JOHN OFFERDAHL’S BROWARD HEALTH GRIDIRON GRILL-OFF FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL

WHAT: Food and football will collide at the John Offerdahl’s seventh annual Broward Health® Gridiron Grill-Off Food & Wine Festival. Attendees will taste signature grilled dishes created by top local chefs and Miami Dolphins legends. Guests will also have the chance to enjoy live music, a cornhole competition, the Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey Tailgate Challenge and a silent auction. Tickets are now available at www.gridirongrilloff.com.

WHEN: Saturday, November 12
12 p.m. – 4 p.m. (Early VIP& LUXE Access)
1 p.m. – 4 p.m. (General Admission)

WHERE: Pompano Beach Amphitheater
1806 NE 6 Street
Pompano Beach, FL 33060

COST: $85 General Admission Ticket
$125 VIP Ticket (provides one-hour early access to the Gridiron Grill-Off)
$200 LUXE Ticket (provides one-hour early access to the Gridiron Grill-Off, access to the Sponsor Suite, an exclusive meet and greet with John Offerdahl and an autographed football by John Offerdahl)
(must be 21 years old and over)

WHY: Event proceeds will benefit Offerdahl’s Hand-Off Foundation and its mission to “Feed the Needs of Kids in Crisis.”

FOR MORE
INFO: This tribute to football, food and charity, is sponsored by Broward Health and presented by Walgreens. To find out more, visit www.gridirongrilloff.com.

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Judges Choice
Tickets are now on sale for the seventh annual John Offerdahl’s Broward Health® Gridiron Grill-Off Food & Wine Festival, set for Saturday, November 12.

(Pictured: The 2015 Judge’s Choice Champion team, comprised of former Miami Dolphins running back Troy Stradford and Chef Greg McGowan of Pelican Landing at Hyatt Regency Pier Sixty-Six, are joined by Miami Dolphins cheerleaders, Chef Allen Susser and John Offerdahl)

***** Pepperidge Farm Garlic Texas Toast.

Real simple tale to tell you guys, last night at 8pm Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats while shopping at Walmart for- lemon pepper rotisserie chicken and fresh ears of corn also purchased (for the first time) a $2.34 package of Pepperidge Farm Garlic Texas Toast. When we got home- Jeff Eats threw 4-frozen slices into the pop-up toaster and I gotta tell you that 2 minutes later- the piping hot Garlic Texas Toast was absolute dynamite!- as were the chicken and corn!

Like I said 2-seconds ago, a real simple tale to tell…

If you like garlic bread, Jeff Eats can’t even imagine- your not enjoying Pepperidge Farm Garlic Texas Toast!

You can check pepperidgefarmcom for retail outlets/info.

For you non-math majors out there, last night’s meal cost a grand total of $4.33 (chicken $2.50, 2 ears of corn $.66, 4 slices of toast $1.17)!

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Posted on April 2nd, 2016
* $2.50 Walmart Lemon Pepper Rotisserie & Traditional Chickens.

Way-back on February 11, 2016 Jeff Eats told you guys about-how delicious Walmart’s Rotisserie Chickens were. That tale is reprinted down-below!

Long story short, since that tale appeared, I have literally been telling anyone and everyone who would listen about these slices of toastchickens.

Anyway, a few days ago a Walmart cashier (Linton Boulevard & Military Trail- Delray Beach store) told me that every day at 8pm the $4.99 rotisserie chickens are marked down to $2.50 a piece. When those chickens are sold, the next freshly made batch are priced at the “regular” $4.99 price. Just so you know, last night at 8:02pm Jeff Eats purchased 4- Walmart lemon paper rotisserie chickens and the cashier charged me 10 bucks- so I know the lady (cashier) spoke the truth…interestingly, nowhere in the store is this “markdown” advertised in print, this is simply a “word of mouth” situation! The one caveat to the $2.50 “tale”- Jeff Eats isnt sure if this markdown is a company-wide policy or just limited to the store I mentioned- the bet here, it’s in all-stores, but like I just said, I’m not sure!

Let’s close this one out by telling you that Walmart’s lemon pepper and tradional rotisserie chickens are dynamite!

As for the $2.50 “tip”- don’t say that Jeff Eats never gave you nothing!

Posted February 11, 2016
* Walmart’s Lemon Pepper Rotisserie & Traditional Rotisserie Chickens.

Got a real simple story to tell you guys…

For years, Jeff Eats’ very dear friend Roy has been telling me that Walmart’s Lemon Pepper Rotisserie and Traditional Rotisserie Chickens were sensationally delicious- and for years Jeff Eats has paid his very dear friend Roy no mind!- That is until yesterday at 3:46pm when Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats just happened to notice a 7 person line waiting at the deli-counter in the Walmart located on Military Road & Linton Avenue in Delray Beach for Lemon Pepper Rotisserie and Traditional Rotessire Chickens which were coming-off 2- huge rotisserie grills. To make a long story short, in the span of 4 minutes Jeff Eats counted 12 1 lb. 13 oz. $4.99 birds being “snatched up” -with two (1 Lemon, 1 Traditional) of them finding their way into Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ shopping cart!

Let me wrap this one up for you guys, Jeff Eats’ very dear friend Roy was absolutely right Walmart’s Lemon Pepper Rotisserie and Traditional Rotessire Chickens were sensationally delicious. For you guys “into” Costco, Publix, Winn Dixie, Whole Foods, Boston Market trust Jeff Eats when I tell you that “their” rotisserie chickens are no match for Walmart’s Lemon Pepper Rotisserie and Traditional Rotessire Chickens. Now you guys and Jeff Eats both know that “taste” is a subjective thing- what you like -I may hate and vice versa, so do what you’d like with the above Walmart Chicken Information!-and those of you with any sense of good taste can thank Jeff Eats later!

* Burger Beast’s Croqueta Palooza.

Just in case you guys want to know where Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are gonna be on Friday, August 19th from 7pm-10pm…

No bs here- this guy Burger Beast (burgerbeast.com) really knows how to throw “these” kind of events…tons of great food and drink, plenty of entertainment!

For tickets/info burgerbeast.com.

from burgerbeast.com

21 years of age or older to attend.

General Admission (7-10PM) – $35: Eat & sample all 14 of the Croqueta Competitors, all 6 of the Frita Showdown Competitors plus Desserts, Soft Drinks, Water, Cafecito.

* Rick Corso “Found at Sea”.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats just picked-up a pair of tickets for- Rick Corso “Found at Sea” at the Boca Black Box on Friday, August 5th (8pm).

Real simple tale to tell you guys, Rick Corso is a very funny “clean” comedian currently working America’s comedy club/casino/convention/cruise ship circuit. Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have seen Corso’s stand-up act and it- absolutely kills!

Not quite convinced as to how funny Rick Corso is?- checkout the videos at rickcorso.cm.

If you’d like tickets…

Rick Corso “Found at Sea”
Friday, August 5, 2016 (8pm)
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road #10
Boca Raton,FL 33434
Box Office: 561.483.9036
Tickets: bocablackbox.com. goldstar.com (discount tickets)

from bocablackbox.com

The Show

“Found at Sea” is a hilarious comedy show starring comedian Rick Corso.

Plenty of jokes, stories, impressions and music about life on land and cruise ships. Rick constantly performs on nearly every cruise line including the world’s largest ships where he is currently a huge favorite. He’s rarely on land so we took this opportunity to have him bring his comedy along with his friends and other ship favorites Comedy Juggler Billy Prudhomme and Comedian Carl Guerra to the Boca Black Box for one night only.

Bio

Originally from New Jersey, now a South Florida Resident, Rick Corso spent twenty-two years as a Los Angels comedian. He’s made over thirty national television appearances, was selected as one of Showtime’s Comedy Club All-stars and also picked to be a member of Comedy Central’s “The A-List. ” He moves smoothly in and out of characters and some lively impressions. His excellent use of his voice and his body combined with well-written material make his stage personalities freshly funny and a far cry from the stale stereotypes employed by many stand-ups.

* Whole Foods Market Launchies Free Lunch Giveaway For Back-To-School.

Jeff Eats just received the below pr-email!

Based on what’s in- Whole Foods Market’s Lunch, I’m thinking that Whole Foods Market is looking for America to raise a bunch of pussies!

Whatever happened to…

By the way, you do know that Whole Foods Market’s corporate motto is “Whole Foods, Whole People, Whole Planet”- based on Jeff Eats shopping experience with Whole Foods Market- its corporate motto should be, “Whole Foods, Whole People, Whole Planet, Whole Wallet!

Anyway…

WHOLE FOODS MARKET® LAUNCHES FREE LUNCH GIVEWAY FOR BACK-TO-SCHOOL

Florida stores offer 100 free lunches per store for first day of school

FLORIDA (August 2, 2016) – To help Florida families prepare for the new school year, Whole Foods Market stores across the state are hosting a Back-to-School complimentary lunch program on the Sunday before classes begin. The first 100 registered children (ages 12 and under) per store will receive a free Whole Foods Market lunch ready for the first day of school.

Whole Foods Market team members are making sure kids get off to a smart start with an array of healthy lunch selections including sliced turkey and cheese or a hummus & veggie option, served with a banana, Back to Nature chocolate chip cookies and a juice box. Like everything sold at Whole Foods Market, these wholesome lunches are free of artificial sweeteners, colors, preservatives and hydrogenated fats.

To ensure kids head into the new year with strong immune systems, stores are also including Alive! Kids multi-vitamin, EO Sanitizing packets, Nordic Gummies and Vitamin C supplements in each lunch package.

All 26 Florida stores will participate and lunches can be picked up on the following dates:

Sunday, August 7, 2016 at Noon

Carrollwood, Clearwater, Destin, Tampa

Sunday, August 14, 2016 at Noon

Altamonte Springs, Boca Raton, Jacksonville, Naples, Orlando, Palm Beach Gardens, Tallahassee, Wellington, West Palm Beach, Winter Park

Sunday, August 21, 2016 at Noon

Aventura, Coral Gables, Coral Springs, Davie, Downtown Miami, Fort Lauderdale, North Miami, Pembroke Pines, Pinecrest, Pompano Beach, Sarasota, South Beach

Online registration is required to participate in this event. Registered guests can bring their ticket into their selected store to redeem for the lunch bag; children must be present on day of pickup. One lunch per child (12 years or under). While supplies last. Selection varies.

To register for a free Back-to-School lunch, please visit: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/whole-foods-market-florida-back-to-school-lunch-giveaway-tickets-26547946623

To find the nearest Whole Foods Market, please visit: http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com.

* 29th Annual Dancin’ in the Streets.

Not exactly sure as to why Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have never “done” Dancin’ in the Streets before…

Just purchased 2-General Admission Tickets and 2-Tickets to see The Outlaws at The Lyric Theatre.

from StuartDancinInTheStreets.com

The Downtown Stu­art Busi­ness Asso­ci­a­tion has announced the 2016 lineup of musi­cal acts for the 29th Annual Dancin’ in the Streets! The largest street party and music fes­ti­val on the Trea­sure Coast will take place on six stages with over twenty bands from 3 p.m. — mid­night on Sat., Aug. 20 in Down­town Stuart.

Anchor­ing the fes­ti­val will be national head­lin­ers The Out­laws in a lim­ited seat­ing spe­cial per­for­mance at The Lyric The­atre. Round­ing out this year’s lineup will be Ben Prestage, Pub­lic Sounds Col­lec­tive, Nou­veaux Honkies, The Humdingers and JessLee on stage one. Stage two includes The Sierra Band, Sis­ter Baby, Nashville record­ing artist Raquel Ren­ner and the Ram­blers, Ladies of Soul and Relapse Band. Bryce Allyn Band, Smok­ing Sec­tion, Morn­ing Fatty and Moska Project will per­form on stage three. Tony Solomon and Full­house Enter­tain­ment present local ama­teurs and up and com­ers on stage four. And stage five includes per­form­ers Cas­sidy Diana, Chris King, 10k Hours, Deal James and Sum­mer Gill, Sting Assas­sins and Ryan & Friends.

“Every year Dancin’ in the Streets brings incred­i­ble energy and fun to His­toric Down­town Stu­art,” said event chair Bill Moore. “This year promises to con­tinue the tra­di­tion and deliver an amaz­ing evening of live music, danc­ing, tal­ent and com­mu­nity spirit.”

Lim­ited tick­ets for this spe­cial indoor per­for­mance by head­liner The Out­laws will be avail­able start­ing in July at The Lyric The­atre box office and online at www.lyrictheatre.com. Gen­eral admis­sion tick­ets will be avail­able start­ing in July at Sea­coast Bank loca­tions in Mar­tin, St. Lucie, Palm Beach and Indian River Coun­ties, at Sneaky Tiki, and at Kilwin’s Choco­late and Ice Cream in Down­town Stuart.

Every year, the streets of Down­town Stu­art shut down and the com­mu­nity comes out for a day of live musi­cal per­for­mances, food, drinks, ven­dors, kids activ­i­ties and of course – danc­ing in the streets! It all began in the Sum­mer of 1987, when a call was made to com­mu­nity lead­ers from the Stuart/Martin Cham­ber of Com­merce to brain­storm a fundrais­ing event that would keep the newly estab­lished Stu­art Main Street pro­gram alive. Twenty-nine years later, Down­town Stu­art is still Dancin’ in the Streets! Today, the event is pre­sented by the Down­town Busi­ness Asso­ci­a­tion of Stu­art and Stu­art Main Street. It con­tin­ues to be Down­town Stuart’s biggest fundrais­ing event, draw­ing thou­sands of peo­ple to the area each year. Funds from Dancin’ in the Streets sup­port down­town revi­tal­iza­tion efforts like out­door din­ing, the River­walk expan­sion, and free com­mu­nity events includ­ing Hob­gob­lins on Main Street, Rock’n River­walk and Christ­mas on Main Street. In the past decade alone, Dancin’ has brought nearly 65,000 peo­ple down­town and raised almost a half-million dollars.

The event also sup­ports vol­un­teer groups from com­mu­nity non-profits. In 2015 con­tri­bu­tions were made to the Humane Soci­ety of the Trea­sure Coast, the Stu­art Police Explor­ers Pro­gram, Road to Vic­tory Mil­i­tary Museum, House of Hope and Mar­tin Volunteers.

Dancin’ in the Streets is spon­sored by Coast 101.3, Cour­t­house Com­mons, LLC, Bud Light, Sea­coast Bank, The Boat House, and Mulligan’s Beach House. For more infor­ma­tion, visit StuartDancinIntheStreets.com or facebook.com/stuartdancininthestreets.