* 911 WE WILL NEVER FORGET.

* Exclusive Online Presale – The Beach Boys- Sounds of Summer Tour/ Hard Rock Live.

Although there is only one original left, namely Mike Love- you’ll still have a great time!

Tickets: Ticketmaster.com
Password: AROUND

Originally posted on September 8th, 2025.

* Exclusive 0nline Presale – Mike Tyson presents Return of The Mike/ Hard Rock Live.

I guess $20,000,000 wasn’t enough for losing to Jake Paul. Tyson is now planning on fighting Flyod Mayweather Jr. in 2026 AND entertaining you guys with some funny stories at the Hard Rock Live on Sunday, December 14th, 2025.

Jeff Eats is a pass on this one – if your’e not…

Tickets: Ticketmaster.com
password: ROUND2

* Humor!

A Father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”
The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
“God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.”
The next day the grandmother died.
“Holy crap” thought the father, “This kid is in contact with the other side.”

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.”
He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!!”

* Good Vibrations.

Definitely one of the best Beach Boys tribute acts in the business.

Tickets go on sale for non-residents on 9/8/25 at 9am.

Originally posted on July 30th, 2025

* Willie C’s Love Train.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are huge Willie Cintron fans!

We will definitely be at this show…

Tickets go on sale for non-residents on 9/8/25 at 9am.

Just a taste of Willie’s vocal range…

* Humor!

A man is riding through the desert on a horse. He comes across a dog dragging himself through the sand.

The dog notices them and calls out “Oh help me, please! I’ve been lost in this desert for days and I’m dying of thirst! Please, help me!”

The man leaps off his horse, pulls out his canteen and rushes to the dog. He pours water into a cup and offers it to him, who begins to quickly lap it up and saying “Oh God bless you, sir! You saved my life!”

As the dog drinks, the man thinks this over, saying “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”

The horse says “Yeah, me either…

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* Mark Volman, Turtles and Flo & Eddie Co-Founder and Singer on ‘Happy Together,’ Dies at 78.

Very sad news…

Just learned that Mark passed away yesterday…

All I can say is I don’t know anyone who doesn’t know the words…

Mark, RIP!

Originally posted on September 3rd, 2025.

* Joey Diaz- Saturday, September 6th, 2025 8pm/ Hard Rock Live.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are huge fans of Comedian- Joey Diaz!

Just picked up 2 tickets!

Tickets: casino.hardrock.com/hollywood/events

Joey Diaz
Tickets starting at $50
Saturday, September 6 | 8:00PM
Hard Rock Live
Joey Coco Diaz, widely regarded as one of the most authentic voices in comedy, is bringing his storytelling to theaters across the country, captivating audiences with his explosive energy and unforgettable presence.

His stand-ups have been showcased in Netflix’s The Degenerates and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, with his acclaimed full hour special Sociably Unacceptable streaming now on Amazon.

Most recently seen as mobster Buddha Bonpensiero in the Sopranos prequel film, and The Many Saints of Newark, Diaz has also delivered scene-stealing performances in hit shows and films including, Brooklyn NineNine, The Longest Yard, Spider-Man 2, and Everybody Hates Chris.

He is also a regular guest on the massively popular podcast, “The Joe Rogan Experience”. Diaz’s brutally honest but wickedly funny stories brought him to the New York Times best seller list in his 2023 book, “Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage”. His live performances are unpredictable and hilarious.
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Here’s a Jeff Eats’ tale about Joey Diaz…

Posted on February 21st, 2014

* Sebastian Maniscalco & Joey Coco Diaz.

Jeff Eats just wanted to mention to you guys–that two of the funniest comedians currently working the comedy-club circuit are coming to Fort Lauderdale’s IMPROV…if you like to laugh so hard that-you cry…make it your business to see…

Joey Coco Diaz–March 27-29, 2014.
Sebastian Maniscalco–April 10-12, 2014.

Check www.ftl.improv.com for schedule/videos/tickets/other info.

A couple of final thoughts–Jeff Eats has seen both acts and as mentioned earlier they are both…VERY FUNNY! Diaz works-blue and Maniscalco works-clean. The IMPROV site has videos of both Diaz and Maniscalco-so you can see for yourself what Jeff Eats thinks-is funny. Now, we could get into the whole Joe Pesci- GoodFellas’ funny thing… but we won’t- so if you are so inclined- you can run that “So you think I’m funny” scene in your own head.

***** DiGiorno Frozen Pizza, Classic Crust Cheese.

And you guys didn’t think that old- Jeff Eats could cook…

Pizza $4.67
Big Handful of 21oz Hormel Original Pepperoni slices- that Mrs. Jeff Eats had lying -around in the refrigerator
Preheated Oven 400°F
Baked for 20 minutes

DELICIOUS!

Yesterday afternoon- I purchased the pizza at Walmart Supercenter, 16205 South Military Trail, Delray Beach, Florida 33484, (561) 495-8127. Mrs. Jeff Eats didn’t remember where she bought the pepperoni from (like I said) it was lying around in the refrigerator- but best guess, same Walmart Supercenter.

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, Dynamite!

You guys can check Florida retailers/ product info at goodnes.com.