Bedner’s Farm Fresh Market, 10066 Lee Road, Boynton Beach, Florida 33473, (561) 733-5490.

Let me start by saying that although Bedner’s has been around since 1960-and the Jeff Eats Family has lived in South Florida since 1991…Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have only “been” to Bedner’s twice-April 5, 2014 and today, August 30, 2014…

Here’s the skinny, as far as a being a year-round-green market, this joint stinks.

No fooling here- for Mrs. Jeff Eats on TWO OUTINGS to have found not one fruit, vegetable, baked item to buy says-something. Trust me, the lady is the consummate shopper and for her to tell me that Publix has better quality/less expensive/better selection “stuff” tells this boy all he needs to know!

Just for the record, on Saturday and Sunday- food truck Porky and Beth’s BBQ
(reviewed 4/5/14) is on Bedner’s premises- that’s why we were at Bedner’s today-picking up dinner.

Look! I know -the joint has been around for 54 years…all I can tell you is “what” I think and I think that if you want top notch fruits, vegetables, baked goods, juices- this ain’t the place to get them! You wanna pick strawberries or do a hayride with the kids-I get it!- but as for “table” food, nope!

Now you know and I know that Jeff Eats is just “my” opinion- so if you care to look into Bedner’s further…bedners.com.

***** Time To Eat Diner, 716 US Highway 1 North, Tequesta, Florida 33469, (561) 747-4263.

The only difference between Tequesta’s -Time To Eat Diner and the New York/New Jersey diners that many of us grew up-on…is that Time To Eat is open Monday-Saturday 7am-10pm and Sunday 7am-9:30pm and the New York/New Jersey joints were/are open 7 days a week 24 hours a day.

With the above in mind, let me tell you that Jeff Eats absolutely loved Time To Eat Diner…if we forget its business hours…THIS IS A REAL DINER!!! Perfect-diner food, diner decor, diner service, diner prices.

Rather than Jeff Eats telling you about Time To Eat Diner’s’ in house baked pies/cakes, all day breakfast, Greek dinner specials, chunky chicken salad on toasted rye-go check timetoeatflorida.com and take a gander at its menu…it sure looks like A REAL DINER MENU to me.

Time To Eat Diner is the real deal.

Like I said 5 seconds ago, Jeff Eats loved this joint.

* Andrew Dice Clay Tickets.

Jeff Eats was looking to catch some Dice tickets…

Look at the warning attached to the tickets.

Like-I don’t know what the guy’s act is all about.

I say there is way too much consumer protectionism in this country-today,

If you think Jeff Eats is off base here…the next time a drug commercial comes on your tv, listen to the announcer’s warning about possible side effects…the freaking warnings literally take up more air-time than the info-about the product does. Just think, a guy looking for a 4-hour erection faces possible blindness, death, brain damage, kidney failure etc. for “some” fun!

Finally, this morning I read that a class action lawsuit was commenced against Whole Foods Market claiming that its Greek Yogurt brand label -listed a sugar content something like 6/times lower than what the product actually contained. Nothing for nothing, if the “Church/Temple/Mosque” of many “healthy eaters” out there ain’t telling the truth- does any of this so-called consumer protectionism really amount to a hill of beans -anyway?

AND while I’m ranting, do you actually believe that you need all of those tests your doctor orders up for you? Betcha a buck, a good number of those tests are just “running up the tab” and others are run to “protect” the doctor just in case you decide to sue his or her ass off-one day.

Any way back to Andrew Dice Clay tickets,

Too much info out there…
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Andrew Dice Clay at Vinyl Hard Rock

WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE, ADULT SATIRE AND STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE UNDER 18 WILL BE ADMITTED. NO REFUNDS GIVEN BASED ON SHOW CONTENT. The ticket prices includes a 10% Live Entertainment Tax as assessed by the state of Nevada. ONLY the card holder with photo ID and the credit card used for purchase can pick up tickets. Non-professional cameras allowed, no detachable lenses. No audio/video recorders or tablets are allowed. Customers accept all customary risks associated with live entertainment. Due to security requirements, backpacks, wallet chains, spiked accessories, and bags/purses larger than 8.5′ x 11′ will not be allowed in the venue. Vinyl is a non-smoking venue. Electronic smoking devices are not allowed.
Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas NV US
Aug 29, 2014 9:00:00 PM

* Showtime’s Best of South Florida 2014!

Just got this email from reader KSR…

Jeff,
Did you see today’s Sun Sentinel?
Its Showtime Magazine has a ‘Best of South Florida 2014′ story that has listings for things such as Best Cocktails, Best Coffee Shop, Best Seafood, Best Pizzeria, Best Burgers, Best Desserts, Best Brewpub.
What do you think of the list and its winners?
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KSR:

Just finished reading Showtime’s “Best of South Florida 2014” article…

As a steady Jeff Eats’ reader you know that I kinda think that BEST LISTS are silly. You know and I know, that “taste” is a totally subjective thing, so what I like you may hate and vice versa.

Back- to Showtime’s “list”…I will tell you, that here and there Showtime has some pretty strong-picks…but then again, here and there it’s so far off the mark, that it’s laughable. Like I said, “taste” is subjective!

Finally, Jeff Eats can’t tell you if Showtime got it right or wrong or even close on categories such as “Best Gay Bar”-“Best Drag Bar”-Best Gay Event”-“Worst Bathrooms”-nothing personal or anything-but the first 3-listed categories are out of my bailiwick and as for the 4th-when I gotta go, I gotta go!

Thanks for reading…

* PGA Pig Out Gourmet Food Truck Expo & Custom Car Show.

Back on August 7, 2014 Jeff Eats told you guys about an up-coming event, PGA Pig Out Gourmet Food Truck Expo & Custom Car Show set for Sunday, August 31, 2014 from noon-4pm. That “article” is reprinted below.

Just wanted you guys to know that Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats will be there.

For what it’s worth, Jeff Eats has been to a number of PGA-events and these-“guys” really know how to run an event. Guaranteed, there will be great food, great music, terrific vendors, great drink, cool cars. Like I just said 1 1/2 seconds ago, PGA knows how to do events “right.”

If you haven’t already got plans- pick up a ticket and as they say “Come On Down” or maybe it’s UP or maybe Sideways in your case–to PGA Pig Out Gourmet Food Truck Expo & Custom Car Show. Just a heads up, check goldstar.com for discount tickets.

Finally, Jeff Eats will be wearing a logoed Jeff Eats black polo shirt. I got no problem-with you coming up to say “hello” unless you are a disgruntled reader, disgruntled restaurant owner, disgruntled band member, serial killer, or mass murderer.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are really looking forward to this ONE!
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August 7, 2014.
PGA Pig Out Gourmet Food Truck Expo & Custom Car Show.

Jeff Eats just received the following press release from PGA National Resort And Spa.

Just wanted you guys to know that Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats-as my Great Aunt Alva use to say – “God be willing”…plan to be at the Pig Out.

Not to sound like a shill or nothing, but PGA really knows how to run events like this.

The bet here… Gonna be a great Sunday Afternoon!
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PGA National to Host Labor Day Weekend ‘Gourmet Food Truck Expo’
Event Benefits Wounded Warriors of South Florida, Features Top Area Gourmet Food Trucks, Custom Car Show, Live Music
(PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla.) — PGA National Resort & Spa announces its “Gourmet Pig Out” featuring the finest culinary fare from select area food trucks on Sunday, August 31, 2014 (noon – 4 p.m.).

The family-friendly afternoon additionally features an exotic car display, vendor village, gourmet offerings from Whole Foods Market, and live music from The Replay. General admission tickets ($40 in advance, $50 at the door) include a hearty menu item from each of a collection of the most popular local gourmet food trucks in the area. V.I.P. tickets ($60 in advance or $70 at the door) include all tastings as well as access to unlimited tastings at the Adult Beverage tent and 30 minute early access. The Heineken Tasting Pavilion for VIP ticketholders will offer unlimited tastings of bourbons, whiskeys and beers. Kids’ tickets allowing them a children’s option at each truck are $20 for children 10 and over plus a fun kids zone will be a new addition to the event.

For more information and tickets visit: www.pgapigout.eventbrite.com.

A portion of the proceeds benefits Wounded Warriors of South Florida and its noble cause of empowering injured service veterans. August 31st in appreciation of our Military, Active and Retired Military personnel can enjoy a room rate starting at $89 per night including one ticket (resort fees, and taxes additional). Two free tickets to the “Gourmet Pig Out” are included with a two-night stay. Call 888.974.3885 for reservations.

Guests will have the chance to experience PGA National’s own gourmet iTRUCK offering tasty finger foods including Short Rib Mac and Cheese, Blazing Buffalo Bites, and its signature Parmesan White Truffle Fries.

iTRUCK periodically serves as the “92nd Hole” for the resort’s five outstanding golf courses, caters local affairs and occasionally joins major festivals throughout Broward and Palm Beach counties.

For those seeking accommodations, PGA National is offering a special “Stay the Night” rate of $169 including two tickets. Call 855.661.1050 for reservations.

“The Gourmet Pig Out is the perfect way to enjoy the awesome food trucks of our area and as well the exciting debut of iTRUCK,” says Donald Young, PGA National’s Executive Chef. “Come have a great Sunday afternoon and help support the Wounded Warriors and its wonderful work with our South Florida veterans.”

The “Gourmet Pig Out” sponsors include Palm Beach Gardens Medical Center, Palm Beach Children’s Hospital, Gourmet Truck Expo, Whole Foods Market, Heineken, Yelp, and Localdines.com

For more PGA National Resort & Spa information: www.pgaresort.com or call 561.627.2000.

* And People Thought She Was Just A Dumb Blond!

Just got the following email from long time reader Sheryl M.

Jeff,
And People Thought She Was Just A Dumb Blond!
The lady was really a smart cookie.

* Judy Tenuta.

Can you keep a secret? Jeff Eats has been Judy Tenuta’s “sex slave” since 1987.

The legendary comedian is set for 2-shows at the Mardi Gras Casino Friday, October 24/8pm & Saturday, October 25/8pm. Tickets are 20 bucks and can be purchased online at mardigrascasinofl.com. Just between you and me, Gold Star Events (goldstar.com which was reviewed on 8/26/14) has some $7.50 tickets in its inventory-so if you really want to go…

Printed below is Judy’s “background” info-from the Mardi Gras website.

Jeff Eats is a huge fan-looking forward to seeing her -October 25th.

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Judy Tenuta is the most famous person who has ever lived…and if you don’t believe it, just ask her. Judy is a triple threat in the sense that she has strong stage, television, comedy and film credits with a large fan base. She has appeared in” The Vagina Monologues”, “Menopause the Musical” both in LA and Chicago, and she’s had her own stand-up specials on Showtime, HBO and Lifetime. Judy was the first female stand-up comic to win “Best Female Comedian” at the American Comedy Awards and is a two-time Grammy nominee for her comedy CD’S, “Attention Butt-Pirates” and “Lesbetarians!” and “In Goddess We Trust”. That same year, she became the national spokesperson for a series of Diet Dr. Pepper commercials. The self-described “Love Goddess” and “Aphrodite of the Accordion” has made hundreds of guest and co-hosting appearances on such popular TV shows as “The View”, “Late Night with David Letterman”, “Larry King Live”, “Entertainment Tonight”, and “Comics Unleashed”. Judy’s stand-up routine is appropriately described as outrageous, mind-blowing comedy. She recently became an ordained minister, and converts her audiences to her signature religion, “Judyism”. A strong advocate for gays, children and women’s issues, the fun-loving feminist preaches that all women should be worshipped as “Love Goddesses!” Some of Judy’s roles include: an ex-show girl turned wedding chaplain on General Hospital, a snobby judge on “Corey in the House” and a featured role in the teen comedy hit, “Material Girls”, starring Hillary and Haley Duff and directed by Martha Coolidge. Judy also produced and starred in her own film, “Desperation Boulevard” about a former child star who stops at nothing to make a comeback. Judy costars with Bruce Villanch in the Indie film, “Sister Mary”…. so watch out, Meryl Streep!

Judy just completed 2 Independent flims: Judy plays Zania, a menacing, aging actress in the recently screened independent film, “Going Down in LALA Land”. Judy just completed the role of an overly zealous, in your face Mother of the star high school pitcher, in the soon to be released, independent film “Gibsonberg”, based on a true story.

* Let’s Play Nostalgia!

Who here remembers this stuff?

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* John Offerdahl’s Broward Health Gridiron Grill-Off Food & Tailgate Festival.

Just a quick observation,

The older Jeff Eats gets, the more-I become just like my Great Uncle Sammy Ginsberg (on my mother’s side)–for some reason, I find myself REPEATING-and- REPEATING and REPEATING things.

With that in mind, back on June 4, 2014 I told you guys about- Gridiron Grill-Off set for November 8, 2014…rather than repeating what I told you back on June 4, 2014- all I can tell you is that this charity event is going to be off-the shelf! Celebrities, Sports Stars, Great Food, Great Music, Great Drink–all I can tell you is that this charity event is going to be off- the shelf!

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats will be there, will be there, will be there-and you should be there too, and you should be there too!-I know, enough already with the repeating bit! ok-ok-ok.

Finally, you can buy tickets/other info at gridirongriller.com.
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*John Offerdahl’s Broward Health Gridiron Grill-Off Food, Wine & Tailgate Festival.
June 4, 2014
Just got the first “official” PR piece for John Offerdahl’s “big” annual charity event.

You can read the details below.

If you are/were a Dolphin’s fan and have 85 bucks to spend–you would be “silly” not to go this 1pm-4pm outdoor PARTY!

Jeff Eats has been to past John Offerdahl’s Gridiron Grillers and the food, drink, entertainment–were as good as it gets!
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DATE ANNOUNCED FOR “JOHN OFFERDAHL’S BROWARD HEALTH®

GRIDIRON GRILL-OFF FOOD, WINE & TAILGATE FESTIVAL” ON NOVEMBER 8
POMPANO BEACH, FL (June 4, 2014) – “John Offerdahl’s Broward Health® Gridiron Grill-Off Food, Wine & Tailgate Festival” will score big when it returns on Sat., Nov. 8 from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. at the Pompano Beach Amphitheater, 1806 N.E. 6th Street, Pompano Beach. The 5th annual culinary showdown benefitting recognized charities will pair Miami Dolphins legends with top local chefs to prepare signature dishes, plus feature the best in food, wine, music and more.
“We are thrilled to bring this exciting showcase of food and fun to South Florida once again,” said John Offerdahl, event founder and former Miami Dolphins All-Pro Linebacker. “This will be the fifth year in a row that fans can enjoy this charitable event where football, food and charity collide to feed the needs of kids in crisis.”
Part of the success of this event is the fan interaction with Miami Dolphins legends paired with South Florida’s top chefs. These teams will create winning dishes for all to sample, such as last year’s “Judge’s Choice” recipe, Santorini Grilled Octopus, prepared by Miami Dolphins “Undefeated Team” Guard #64 Ed Newman and Chef Peter Boulukus of YOLO and “People’s Choice” award-winning dish, Bacon and Bleu Rib-Eye, created by Dolphins legend Safety #47 Glenn Blackwood and Chef Victor Franco of Oceans 234. Grill-Off attendees will taste these culinary masterpieces paired with a selection of Gallo wines, vote for their favorite grill recipe and look on as judges select the winning team. This year’s participating Dolphins players and chefs will be announced at a later date.
100% of event net proceeds will benefit Offerdahl’s Hand-Off Foundation, which directs funds to agencies that “Feed the Needs of Kids in Crisis,” including 4KIDS of South Florida, HOPE South Florida, Here’s Help, Florida Restaurant & Lodging Association, Miami Dolphins Foundation and Taste of the NFL.
Tickets for the Gridiron Grill-Off are $85 each, which includes access to Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey Tailgate Zone and the Southeast Toyota Cornhole Stadium. Tickets go on sale Tuesday, July 15 and can be purchased at www.gridirongrilloff.com.
This tribute to football, food and charity is sponsored by Broward Health and in part by Walgreens.

* How Come No Starbucks In Israel?

Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwatt, Lebanon, Morocco, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emigrates- they all got Starbucks stores…

How come there are no Starbucks in Israel?

Jeff Eats thinks…

Starbucks is scared sh@tless of an Arab Boycott of its Mideast stores.

Just so we are straight, Starbucks had 7-stores in Israel but closed them in 2003. The Company’s position on those closings was- that it was purely a business decision based on its inability to successfully work with its Israeli based business partner. My “call” is just my opinion, but my business contacts in Israel told me that back in 2003 Starbucks conveniently found a way to exit the market. These same sources said to check the “people” who own the Arab operation. The sources said that the Arab-operator is super powerful/connected and Starbucks just played it safe by abandoning the Israeli market.

Like I said 2 seconds ago, Jeff Eats doesn’t “buy” Starbucks’ reason…

Anyone care to discuss?