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GRAPES & SYRIAN REFUGEES

Posted on November 20th, 2015 · American · 22 Comments »
  • GRAPES & SYRIAN REFUGEES.

If someone handed you a bunch of grapes and said, “Here’s a bunch of grapes, I’m not sure, but a couple of the grapes may be poisonous”- would you eat any of the grapes?

 

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I didn’t think so!

The President of the United States should start reading food blogs.

ChineseFast Food

Chef Tai’s (Boca Raton)

Posted on November 20th, 2015 · Boca Raton Chinese Fast Food · No Comments »

***** Chef Tai’s, 4810 Northwest Boca Raton Boulevard, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 998-7887.

Was just by Federal Highway and Yamato Road and saw a huge tractor-trailer unloading a shipment of cars- all with New York license plates.

To save you “car owners” the time & effort of writing Jeff Eats…

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Chef Tai’s (Boca Raton)
Posted on December 24th, 2014 · Boca Raton Chinese Fast Food

***** Chef Tai’s, 4810 Northwest Boca Raton Boulevard, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 998-7887.

Christmas Day 2014 + 2 Reformed Jews formerly from Brooklyn = Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats giving the nod to Chef Tai’s this year.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about here, I give up!

Jeff Eats’ 11/30/2010 Chef Tai’s “review” is reprinted down below.

For those of you who may not be familiar with Chef Tai’s…it’s a “mom & pop” takeout only Chinese joint, located in a big old-huge crappy strip center and it makes delicious stuff.

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Posted November 30, 2010
***** Chef Tai’s, 4810 Northwest Boca Raton Boulevard, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 998-7887.

Chef Tai’s is a Chinese takeout-only joint in Boca Raton…surprise-surprise (courtesy Gomer Pyle), it is located in a “bombed-out” shopping center- that you probably wouldn’t drive into in a million years. That said…Chef Tai’s makes some delicious stuff. I heard about Chef Tai’s about 5 months ago– have gotten food four times…haven’t been disappointed even once.

Delicious- egg rolls, fried dumplings, bbq ribs, general tso’s chicken, roast pork fried rice, shrimp with black bean sauce, pepper steak.

You can check menu/prices at www.bocamenus.com.

Based on Jeff Eat’s patent-pending “Brooklyn Chinese Food Taste Test”- I gotta give Chef Tai’s a top-notch rating. Trust me on this, the food is really good.

Chef Tai’s is open Monday-Saturday 11am-9pm, closed on Sunday

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Win 2 Tickets To Opening Night- December 4, 2015 To: 4 Ever ’50s (Willow Theatre at Sugar Sand Park- Boca Raton)

Posted on November 20th, 2015 · Boca Raton Deals Music/Events/Other · 25 Comments »

This article first appeared on November 15, 2015.

* Win 2 Tickets To Opening Night- December 4, 2015 To: 4 Ever ’50s (Willow Theatre at Sugar Sand Park- Boca Raton.

Jeff Eats got 2-Tickets for the 25th reader to post a “comment”…one comment per day/per email-IP Address. If 25 comments aren’t received by December 2, 2015- #24, 23, 22, 21 so on an so forth will be the winner!

The Skinny:

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4 Ever ’50s (Willow Theatre at Sugar Sand Park- Boca Raton)

Willow Theatre at Sugar Sand Park ( 300 S. Military Trail Boca Raton, FL 33486 )

The entertaining quartet known as The 4 Guyz travels back through time to the happy days of the ’50s and ’60s, where four-part vocal harmonies ruled the pop charts and bobby soxers and greasers roamed the malt shops. A lighthearted, interactive musical revue that has been running for more than 10 years in the Midwest and now makes its South Florida debut, 4 Ever ’50s pays tribute to the doo-wop days with comic patter and a lineup of hit songs. You’ll hear all the top hits, from upbeat favorites like “Duke of Earl,” “Rock Around the Clock” and “At the Hop” to romantic ballads, including “Blue Moon,” “Sixteen Candles” and more.

ChineseFast Food

Gary Woo Express (Boca Raton)

Posted on November 19th, 2015 · Boca Raton Chinese Fast Food · 4 Comments »

***** Gary Woo Express, 9874 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 483-8889.

Was just by- Yamato Road & 441 in Boca Raton. Saw a gigantic tractor-trailer “unloading” a ton of cars- all with New York license plates!

To save you “car owners” the time-effort of writing Jeff Eats…

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Posted December 23, 2012
***** Gary Woo Express, 9874 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 483-8889.

Got an absolutely terrific Chinese-takeout joint for you…Gary Woo Express in Boca Raton.

Just so you know, Jeff Eats originally “reviewed” this joint on August 19, 2009…suffice it to say, I loved its food back in 2009. Anyway, about 8 months ago new owners took over and to their credit, the food they are “banging-out” is even better than the original stuff. Trust me on this one, Gary Woo Express is right up there with the best Chinese restaurants that Jeff Eats has tried down here in South Florida.

When you check menu/prices at www.garywooexpress.com- in addition to loads of Chinese stuff you will find a huge Japanese menu. For the record, Jeff Eats, didn’t try any of the Japanese items, but if the Japanese food is as good as the Chinese stuff was—Gary Woo Express will be a joint where you can get both-delicious Chinese and Japanese takeout. Just so you know, Gary Woo Express has a couple of tables inside and a handful outside—but this joint is basically a takeout.

Applying Jeff Eats’ 1950’s Brooklyn Jewish Taste Test…sampled items included— won ton soup, tomato egg drop soup, egg rolls, pan fried pork dumplings, bbq ribs, general tso’s chicken, sweet & sour pork, pepper steak, shrimp in lobster sauce, chicken lo mein, roast pork fried rice. The result…Gary Woo Express is one of the best Chinese-takeoout joints that Jeff Eats has tried down here in South Florida. No kidding around, every item “tried” was delicious. To be perfectly honest with you, Jeff Eats’ original plan was to put the “dishes” in some sort of pecking order- but they were all dynamite–so I’ didn’t bother. For you wise-guys out there, No!–Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats didn’t eat “all” that food all by ourselves in one sitting…The fact of the matter, the taste test was conducted in 2-parts…some of the food was picked-up on a Thursday night and some was picked up on Saturday night—so there!

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If I got one bitch here, I found the prices a drop- on the high side. No big deal–no second job needed…but the prices were definitely higher than the local competition.

Before I run…if you decide to try Gary Woo Express–when you get to the joint, you’ll find a “menu-rack” outside the front door. The takeout menus in the rack–have coupons and you can use them “right away”— Now that I’m thinking, the coupon that I used saved me 10% off my entire order. The point of all this yapping—use the coupons to off-set the higher-prices I detected.

Gary Woo Express was a “huge” find.

I am telling you, this joint is right up there with best of breed.

Gary Woo Express is open Monday-Friday 11am-10pm and Saturday-Sunday 2pm-10pm.

Music/Events/Other

Bobby Collins (Boca Black Box- Boca Raton)

Posted on November 19th, 2015 · Boca Raton Music/Events/Other · 3 Comments »

This article first appeared on October 30, 2015. Just wanted to mention to you guys, that the Boca Black Box just added a 10pm show…and- if you move fast, there are a handful of discount tickets for that show at goldstar.com. I also wanted to mention that in addition to his 2- shows at the Boca Black Box (Boca Raton) on 11/20/15, Collins has a 11/19/15 show scheduled at the The Palm Beaches Theatre in Manalapan (tickets: theatre.pbifilmfest.org) and a 11/21/15 show scheduled at the Aventura Arts & Cultural Center in Aventura (tickets: aventuracenter.org)- you guys should also check goldstar.com for discount tickets.

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Posted October 30, 2015
* Bobby Collins.

One of America’s funniest “clean” comedians is set for Friday Night, November 20, 2015 at the Boca Black Box, 8221 Glades Road, Boca Raton.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have seen Collins 3- times and the plan is to see him again on 11/20/15…

If you haven’t seen Bobby Collins, just go- you will absolutely love him!

Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, Collins has a huge fan base- so I’m thinking SRO for this one!

You can catch tickets at:

Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Rd #10, Boca Raton, FL 33434
(561) 483-9036
bocablackbox.com

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Comedian Bobby Collins has an ability to truthfully translate the human condition. Through precise physical timing and impeccable audience insight, he has honed his talents while performing from hole in the wall clubs to sold out theaters. His true dedication to his craft is what keeps his vibrant shows consistently sold out.

A native New Yorker, Collins possesses a confidence and genuine everyman likeability that can only be earned. He knows what it’s like to work a day job, in order to pursue a dream. He’s flipped his share of burgers, as well as signing on as a substitute high school history teacher, to pay the bills – all the while performing in comedy clubs at night.

Realizing his dream has given Bobby the opportunity to tour with titans of entertainment like Frank Sinatra, Cher, Julio Iglesias and Dolly Parton. As a professional stand-up comedian, he’s worked alongside friends, Chris Rock, Ray Romano and Drew Carey, as well as many others. Rosie O’Donnell specifically requested that Bobby take over as host for Stand-Up Spotlight. Collins is widely regarded as a “comic’s comic.”

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Santino’s Pizza-Pasta (Pembroke Pines)

Posted on November 18th, 2015 · Italian Pembroke Pines Pizza · No Comments »

***** Santino’s Pizza-Pasta, 18267 Pines Boulevard, Pembroke Pines, Florida 33029, (954) 441-0080.

Santino’s Pizza-Pasta is an “out of sight, out mind” mom & pop-red sauce Italian joint.

Jeff Eats first told you guys about Santino’s on December 13, 2013-and the truth be told, I hadn’t been back- until last night.

Long story short…

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats did dinner- and I am telling you guys that the veal parmigiana, cheese pizza and chicken marsala that we shared, were all right on the money!

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Let me wrap this one up for you…

Good food, reasonable prices, pleasant service, nice size portions- makes Santino’s Pizza-Pasta a joint that Jeff Eats wishes was in Boca Raton (that’s where I live) than in Pembroke Pines (that’s where it’s located)!

If you guys live or work anywhere near Santino’s- give it a shot… I’m thinking you’ll really enjoy the food!

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Santino’s Pizza-Pasta (Pembroke Pines)
Posted on December 13th, 2013 · Italian Pembroke Pines Pizza

***** Santino’s Pizza-Pasta, 18267 Pines Boulevard, Pembroke Pines, Florida 33029, (954) 441-0080.

“Look what they did to my boy. Look what they did to Santino!”

Anyway…

Got a real-good- Pembroke Pines’ “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joint for you…Santino’s Pizza-Pasta. You can check menu/prices/photos/other stuff at www.santinospizzapasta.com.

Now, straight up I’m telling you that…Santino’s Pizza-Pasta has definitely not reinvented the wheel-here! With that in mind, Jeff Eats really enjoyed the large pizza ($12.95)-gnocchi with meat sauce ($11.75)-veal marsala ($14.95)-zuppa di pesce ($20.95) that made their way to the Eats’ table. Throw in the fact, that all of the entrees came with a house salad/or soup, pasta side and delicious garlic rolls and you gotta-know that Jeff Eats was an extremely happy camper.

Santino’s is what I call a no-brainer…tons of good solid red sauce stuff and loads of Coca Cola (ice tea or is it iced tea?- in Mrs. Jeff Eats’ case) for tops 50 bucks a couple…and of course, your tee shirt/shorts ensemble will be in fashion.

Santino’s Pizza-Pasta is open Monday-Thursday 11am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm, Sunday 1pm-10pm.

Music/Events/Other

Good Vibrations- Starring MICKY DOLENZ, FELIX CAVALIERE, MARK FARNER, STEVE AUGERI, JOHN CAFFERTY (The Pavilion at Old School Square- Delray Beach)

Posted on November 18th, 2015 · Delray Beach Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

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* Good Vibrations- Starring MICKY DOLENZ, FELIX CAVALIERE, MARK FARNER, STEVE AUGERI, JOHN CAFFERTY.

The show was just announced.

Jeff Eats just checked the box-office and EVERY SEAT IS AVAILABLE!

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, you “old rockers” out there will love this concert!

The Skinny:

Good Vibrations- Starring MICKY DOLENZ, FELIX CAVALIERE, MARK FARNER, STEVE AUGERI, JOHN CAFFERTY
Sunday, January 10, 2016 – 6:00PM
The Pavilion at Old School Square
51 N Swinton Ave, Delray Beach, Florida 33444
Info: (561) 243-7922 facebook.com/events/1041710655862710/
Tickets: ($40, $55, $65, $125) gimmelive.com/?c=67

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The Michael Jackson Legacy Tour-starring William Hall (Pompano Beach Amphitheater- Pompano Beach)

Posted on November 18th, 2015 · Music/Events/Other Pompano Beach · 2 Comments »

This article originally appeared on October 13, 2015. Since that date, Jeff Eats has “run” two contests for Free Tickets…Long story short, 4 of you guys will be joining Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats at the show- courtesy of the Pompano Beach Amphitheater. Finally, I just wanted to mention that I just checked goldstar.com and groupon.com and both have a handful of discount tickets available, so if you wanna- see The Michael Jackson Legacy Tour- starring Michael Hall do what you gotta do!

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Posted October 13, 2015
* The Michael Jackson Legacy Tour-starring William Hall.

Loved- Liked- Michael Jackson?…

Jeff Eats is telling you, YOU MUST SEE THIS SHOW!

You will swear that Michael Jackson is on that stage!

Saturday, November 21, 2015 (7:30pm)
The Amp (Pompano Beach Amphitheater)
1806 Northeast 6th Street
Pompano Beach, Florida 33060
(954) 519-5500
information: pompanobeacharts.com
Tickets: $25-$65- ticketmaster.com

There is no doubt in Jeff Eats’ mind that The Michael Jackson Legacy Tour-is gonna be a SRO affair!

To see how good this show is- mmec.com/variety-acts/the-legacy-tour.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are definitely down-for this one!

Fast FoodMusic/Events/Other

Eat to the Beat on Mainstreet – Food Truck & Music Festival (Palm Beach Gardens)

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* Eat to the Beat on Mainstreet – Food Truck & Music Festival.

This should be a real good one.

Loads of food trucks (Burger Time Food Truck, CheeseZilla, Conch Shack, Crave-It, Dawgs & Wiches, Dolce Gourmet Cupcakes, Ice Cream Express, It’s A Cubano B, Parabas Grill, The Sinful Sandwich Company, Spring in – Roll Out Food Truck, Sweet Daddy’s BBQ, Mobstah Lobstahs) and 3- very hot bands (FLow Tribe, Spam Allstars,Magic City Hippies)!

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Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats (as my Grandma Anna use to say- “God be willing”)- will be there!

The Tale:

November 21, 2015
Saturday 4:00 PM – 9:00 PM
Mainstreet at Midtown
4801 PGA Boulevard
Palm Beach Gardens, Florida

Block party music & food truck festival Eat to the Beat on Mainstreet coming to Palm Beach Gardens

Thirteen food trucks, three bands and five hours of dancing, eating, drinking and fun are coming to Palm Beach Gardens! Mainstreet at Midtown is thrilled to announce the first ever Eat to the Beat on Mainstreet Food Truck and Music Festival. The festival, sponsored by JFK Medical Center and Kolter Homes, is free and open to all ages.

Eat to the Beat on Mainstreet will feature some of the hottest bands in the southeast. Miami-based Spam Allstars and Magic City Hippies will kick off the evening, followed by headliner Flow Tribe, coming all the way from New Orleans.

A selection of the Palm Beaches premier gourmet food trucks have been chosen to serve an eclectic array of tasty treats and cold drinks, including gourmet lobster rolls, hot dogs, conch, burgers, ice cream, BBQ, Cuban dishes, beer, wine, cocktails and more.

The festival will feature an open area with fun activities and entertainment for the kiddos. ABC Circus’ stilt walker-juggler-unicyclist extraordinaire, Paul Anderson will perform from 4:30-6:30 p.m., while Fun Parties by Heather will provide face painting, glitter tattoos and balloon twists from 4-9 p.m.

For further event information, visit www.facebook.com/events/888106491243281/.

You can check-out the bands at:

Flow Tribe (New Orleans) www.flowtribe.com
Spam Allstars (Miami) www.spamallstars.com
Magic City Hippies (Miami) www.magiccityhippies.com

American

FREEDOM FRIES

Posted on November 17th, 2015 · American · 6 Comments »

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* FREEDOM FRIES:

To the People of France:

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ALWAYS STANDS WITH ITS FRIENDS AND ALLIES!