***** 365 Whole Foods Market – Honey Mustard Pretzel Braids.

Got a real good snack for you guys to checkout, 365 Whole Foods Market – Honey Mustard Petzel Braids.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday afternoon Daughter Jeff Eats needed a ride over to Whole Foods Market, 1400 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33431 (561) 447-0000 and while she shopped, I “discovered” the below pictured 7oz- $4.99 bag Honey Mustard Braid Pretzels and I am telling you guys these things are absolutely addictive!

You guys can check wholefoodmarkets.com for locations/product info.

Remember, like pistachio nuts, you won’t be able to eat just one!

* Beautiful Loser The Bob Seger Tribute Presents Nine Tonight.

Jeff Eats got 2 tickets for tonight’s show- the first 20 reader-comments posted will be in the drawing!

The Casino @ Dania Beach
301 E Dania Beach Blvd
Dania Beach, Florida
Tickets: casinodaniabeach.com

Retail Value $40.50 per ticket!

From casinodaniabeach.com:

Loser: A Tribute to Bob Seger
Performing Nine Tonight in its Entirety – Plus the Best of Live Bullet

Get ready for a night of unforgettable rock ‘n’ roll as Beautiful Loser, takes the stage to perform the legendary 1981 live album Nine Tonight from start to finish. This powerhouse album, recorded during Seger’s iconic live shows, features hits from his most celebrated studio albums — including “Hollywood Nights,” “Old Time Rock and Roll,” “Against The Wind,” “Night Moves” and many more.

But that’s not all — the band will also deliver highlights from Bob’s earlier fan-favorite live album Live Bullet, bringing the full Seger live experience to life.

Don’t miss this chance to relive one of rock’s greatest live albums – performed the way it was meant to be: LIVE. LOUD. AND FULL OF HEART.

Beautiful Loser is made up of 9 professional musicians with diverse but accomplished musical backgrounds, from Kentucky, Indiana, New York, Maryland and a few from right here in Florida. They all share the same love for the music of Bob Seger and that is evident as they re-create the music in an authentic and passionate way.
Add to this mix of talented band members the voice of Ken Hurley as Bob Seger. A veteran of the South Florida music scene (and of the Marines), Ken has earned a reputation as being a soulful singer with a great voice capable of singing anything and while that is true, it is when he sings what he really loves, that is really something special!

* 911 WE WILL NEVER FORGET.

* Exclusive Online Presale – The Beach Boys- Sounds of Summer Tour/ Hard Rock Live.

Although there is only one original left, namely Mike Love- you’ll still have a great time!

Tickets: Ticketmaster.com
Password: AROUND

Originally posted on September 8th, 2025.

* Exclusive 0nline Presale – Mike Tyson presents Return of The Mike/ Hard Rock Live.

I guess $20,000,000 wasn’t enough for losing to Jake Paul. Tyson is now planning on fighting Flyod Mayweather Jr. in 2026 AND entertaining you guys with some funny stories at the Hard Rock Live on Sunday, December 14th, 2025.

Jeff Eats is a pass on this one – if your’e not…

Tickets: Ticketmaster.com
password: ROUND2

* Humor!

A Father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”
The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’
The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,
“God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.”
The next day the grandmother died.
“Holy crap” thought the father, “This kid is in contact with the other side.”

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.”
He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!!”

* Good Vibrations.

Definitely one of the best Beach Boys tribute acts in the business.

Tickets go on sale for non-residents on 9/8/25 at 9am.

* Humor!

A man is riding through the desert on a horse. He comes across a dog dragging himself through the sand.

The dog notices them and calls out “Oh help me, please! I’ve been lost in this desert for days and I’m dying of thirst! Please, help me!”

The man leaps off his horse, pulls out his canteen and rushes to the dog. He pours water into a cup and offers it to him, who begins to quickly lap it up and saying “Oh God bless you, sir! You saved my life!”

As the dog drinks, the man thinks this over, saying “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”

The horse says “Yeah, me either…

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* Mark Volman, Turtles and Flo & Eddie Co-Founder and Singer on ‘Happy Together,’ Dies at 78.

Very sad news…

Just learned that Mark passed away yesterday…

All I can say is I don’t know anyone who doesn’t know the words…

Mark, RIP!

Originally posted on September 3rd, 2025.

* Joey Diaz- Saturday, September 6th, 2025 8pm/ Hard Rock Live.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are huge fans of Comedian- Joey Diaz!

Just picked up 2 tickets!

Tickets: casino.hardrock.com/hollywood/events

Joey Diaz
Tickets starting at $50
Saturday, September 6 | 8:00PM
Hard Rock Live
Joey Coco Diaz, widely regarded as one of the most authentic voices in comedy, is bringing his storytelling to theaters across the country, captivating audiences with his explosive energy and unforgettable presence.

His stand-ups have been showcased in Netflix’s The Degenerates and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, with his acclaimed full hour special Sociably Unacceptable streaming now on Amazon.

Most recently seen as mobster Buddha Bonpensiero in the Sopranos prequel film, and The Many Saints of Newark, Diaz has also delivered scene-stealing performances in hit shows and films including, Brooklyn NineNine, The Longest Yard, Spider-Man 2, and Everybody Hates Chris.

He is also a regular guest on the massively popular podcast, “The Joe Rogan Experience”. Diaz’s brutally honest but wickedly funny stories brought him to the New York Times best seller list in his 2023 book, “Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage”. His live performances are unpredictable and hilarious.
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Here’s a Jeff Eats’ tale about Joey Diaz…

Posted on February 21st, 2014

* Sebastian Maniscalco & Joey Coco Diaz.

Jeff Eats just wanted to mention to you guys–that two of the funniest comedians currently working the comedy-club circuit are coming to Fort Lauderdale’s IMPROV…if you like to laugh so hard that-you cry…make it your business to see…

Joey Coco Diaz–March 27-29, 2014.
Sebastian Maniscalco–April 10-12, 2014.

Check www.ftl.improv.com for schedule/videos/tickets/other info.

A couple of final thoughts–Jeff Eats has seen both acts and as mentioned earlier they are both…VERY FUNNY! Diaz works-blue and Maniscalco works-clean. The IMPROV site has videos of both Diaz and Maniscalco-so you can see for yourself what Jeff Eats thinks-is funny. Now, we could get into the whole Joe Pesci- GoodFellas’ funny thing… but we won’t- so if you are so inclined- you can run that “So you think I’m funny” scene in your own head.