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Humor?

Posted on January 28th, 2026 · Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* Humor!

I rexently spent $60,500 on a registered Black Angus bull. I left him with the herd, but he only ate grass and didn’t look at any of the cows.

I started to think I had paid more than he was worth. Anyway… I asked the veterinarian to come and check him.

He told me the bull was very healthy, maybe a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once a day.

The bull started impregnating the cows in two days… all my cows! He even broke the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the vet gave him… but they taste like mint.

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Win A $10 Beauregards Fine Meats & Butcher Gift Card (Boca Raton)

This contest started on 1/27/26. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Beauregards Fine Meats & Butcher Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Beauregards Fine Meats & Butcher Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 GiftCard is good at Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery, 497 Northeast 20th Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 409-4783.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at beauregardsfinemeats.com.

Posted on September 26th, 2025.

***** Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery, 497 Northeast 20th Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 409-4783.

Got a real good butcher shop for you guys to checkout, Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell you guys, yesterday afternoon, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery and the joint’s food absolutely killed! Order/pickup at counter, small handful of tables/counter seating, reasonably priced beef/pork/poultry, handful of lunch sandwiches, sides/prepared food menu.

Let’s wrap-up Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery by saying, that Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats loved this joint, no bs- its pastrami on rye was one of the best pastrami sandwiches that we’ve ever eaten, real nice selection of quality beef/pork/poultry, open Tuesday – Saturday 10:30am-6:00pm/closed on Sunday & Monday, its home baked chocolate chip cookies are an absolute must- get, you can check menu/prices/info at beauregardsfinemeats.com.

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Win A $10 Wingstop Gift Card

Posted on January 26th, 2026 · American Contests Deals Fast Food Wings · 29 Comments »

This contest started on 1/26/26. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Wingstop Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Wingstop Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any of Wingstop’s 151 Florida locations.

Check menu/prices/locations/info at wingstop.com.

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BOD/HOA

Posted on January 25th, 2026 · Music/Events/Other · 16 Comments »

Originally posted on September 4th, 2015

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* BOD/HOA.

A recent e-mail to Jeff Eats.

Jeff,
My husband and I have lived in the ________________ CC for over 30 years.
Never in all that time, did we ever have trouble with our neighbors in our local subdivision.
In the past few years a number of new people have purchased homes and moved in and are now trying to change the way things have been done for over 30 years.
Out of a BOD of 7 they now hold 4 of the seats.
They have absolutely no idea as how things work and want to spend a fortune of money on all kinds of so called improvements that we don’t really need.
Since they have 4 of the 7 they have a pretty good shot of getting their way.
I know that awhile back that you did a story on BODs and HOAs and how they don’t really know what they are doing.
Could you republish that story for me?
I would also like your thoughts on how best to stop these aggressive know nothings.
Thanks,
CVR
______

CVR:

The “story” you mentioned is reprinted down below.

Jeff Eats (jeffeats.com) really isn’t the right place/source-for the advice that you are looking for.

Believe me, I know as to exactly where you are coming from. I’ve heard- your “problem” way too often, as a matter of fact, Jeff Eats has had similar issues with my own-South Florida “community”…

That said, if you really don’t like what the BOD is “cooking up”- I would suggest that you/and your like minded neighbors talk to a real sharp attorney…trust me, there are many monkey wrenches that your BOD may not want to deal with.

Best of luck,

Thanks for reading…
_________

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COUNTRY CLUBS, CONDOS, CO-OPS, NEIGHBORHOODS…BOD & HOA
Posted on September 29th, 2014 · Music/Events/Other

* COUNTRY CLUBS, CONDOS, CO-OPS, NEIGHBORHOODS…BOD & HOA.

Jeff Eats has been down here in sunny South Florida for over 22 years…you-know the land of Boards of Directors and Home Owner Associations.

Let me ask you guys something and you be honest…

Hypothetically speaking-If you needed triple heart bypass surgery would you let the Chairman of the Board of IBM who was a graduate of Harvard College, Harvard Law School and the Wharton School of Business with a BA in accounting, JD degree and a Masters & Doctorate in Calculus perform the operation for nothing?

___________(fill in answer).

Then why the hell do you guys entrust the operation of your Country Clubs, Condos, Co-ops, Neighborhoods to some guy or gal who is- some retired NYC school teacher, retired owner of a dry cleaning chain, housewife, retired shoe salesman, president of a men’s clothing chain?

Now no offense intended to you board members…but what do most of you guys know about…construction, bank financing, booking bands, maintenance, home owner rights, contracts, hiring contractors, décor design, landscaping?

______________(fill in answer).

Quick story, in my neighborhood one of the sub-divisions was missing the letter “S” from its entrance-way sign. In the time it took the HOA to get the “S” replaced, GL Homes probably built 5,000 homes in Delray Beach from scratch.

Trust me I know the BOD and HOA game and if you ask me…it’s a real dumb game.

Once again, no insult intended to you board members, but did you ever notice that by in large- the really top-guys in your communities DON’T GET INVOLVED AND AREN’T ON YOUR BOARDS? Wanna know why?-because they don’t want to get involved (especially for no compensation) with a bunch of yentas (Google if necessary) who actually think that they can out negotiate Comcast, and build entrance ways without having formal construction or engineering backgrounds.

I know, I know, that the “rules” say someone has to do it…just ask yourself, what makes you qualified to be that SOMEONE?

Finally, all Jeff Eats knows, is that if you ain’t on a BOARD…your neighbors won’t hate your guts because- 1. you raised the dues, 2. you hired a crap comedian, 3. you fined them for speeding, 4. you fined them for flying a US Flag, 5. you got the Club/Condo/Co-op into a lawsuit, 6. you hired a crooked contractor, 7. the complimentary bagels at the gym suck, 8. you violated Federal law as it pertains to service animals, 9. you ticketed them for parking in the street over night, 10. you signed an absurd lopsided contract with some property management company…

When you lived in that 6 story apartment building on Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn, you paid your rent and bitched to Leo The Super to make repairs and waited every 3-years for a new paint job. Now that you’ve moved to Sunny South Florida…many of you in essence became the “landlord”-that you grew up hating your whole lives.

Okay, done with that rant…but I will close by telling you. that ANYONE WHO SITS ON A GRIEVANCE COMMITTEE IS A FOOL…and I am dead serious here!

America’s entire justice system is based on fairness to all parties- and there is no way in HELL that neighbors who KNOW each other-can judge each other fairly!…and you can take that to the bank!

As Jeff Eats’ grandmother Grandmother Jeff Eats use to say…”YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR” and “CHEAP IS CHEAP

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Win A $10 Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante Gift Card (Boca Raton)

This contest started on 1/24/26. This covntest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante, 7491 North Federal Highway, Boca Raton. Florida 33487, (561) 852-9290.

Posted on March 2nd, 2023

***** Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante, 7491 North Federal Highway, Boca Raton. Florida 33487, (561) 852-9290.

Got a real good “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joint for you guys to checkout- Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante in Boca Raton.

Long story short, last night Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante and the joint’s food absolutely killed! Handful of inside & outside tables/ inside counter seating, no frills pizza joint decor, reasonably priced appetizers/ pizzas/ pastas/ hot & cold heros/ entrees/ desserts/ daily specials/ beer & wine menu, open Tuesday-Thursday 11:30am-9pm/ Friday-Saturday noon-10pm/ closed Monday.

Just so you know, Bella Amici’s food totally blew Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats away! I gotta rate this joint right up there with the best “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joints that we have eaten at in Florida. Just so we are straight- if you’re looking for fancy schmancy- Bella Amici is absolutely-positively not going to work for you! I’m talking here- tee shirts/shorts/flip flops, pizzas, pastas, mussels marinara, lasagna, wings, fried calamari, strombolis, heros, antipasto salad, garlic knots, tartufos, endless Coca Cola refills and loads of napkins!

Let’s wrap Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante up by saying- you can check menu/prices/info at bellaamiciboca.com.

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Win A $10 Patsy’s Pizzeria Gift Card (Boca Raton)

This contest started on 1/23/26. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Patsy’s Pizzeria Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Patsy’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Patsy’s Pizzeria, 114 Plaza Real South, Boca Raton, Florida 33432,(561) 334-2553.

Posted on June 7th, 2025

***** Patsy’s Pizzeria,114 Plaza Real South, Boca Raton, Florida 33432,(561) 334-2553.

Got a real good Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Patsy’s Pizzeria in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, last night, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Patsy’s Pizzeria and the joint’s food absolutely killed! For you guys who maybe wondering- Patsy’s Pizzeria (which opened 2 months ago in Boca Raton) is owned by the same family that has owned the legendary Patsy’s Pizzeria located in Harlem (NYC) since -1933. Indoor and outdoor patio tables, full eat at liquor bar, reasonably priced appetizers/ salads/ pastas/ coal oven pizzas/ heros/ entrees/ desserts lunch and dinner menus.

Let’s wrap-up Patsy’s Pizzeria by saying, delicious reasonably priced food/ super pleasant service / really cool looking modern decor make it a must try… Just between you guys and me, the joint’s coal oven pizza is right up there with the best in Florida!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at patsyspizzeriaflorida.com.

Patsy’s Pizzeria is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.

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Humor!

Posted on January 22nd, 2026 · Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* Humor!

PADDY’S LAST WILL –

Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Boston!

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He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a video- recorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:

“My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Newton.”

“My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Lexington.”

“My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City Center in Winchester .”

“Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties in Back Bay.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy’s wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, ” Mrs O’Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property”..

“Property?”, his wife replies. “The bastard- had a window cleaning route.”

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Publix Bakery Oatmeal Raisin Cookies- 24 Count- $6.19 (Boca Raton)

Posted on January 22nd, 2026 · American Boca Raton Breakfast Desserts Fast Food · 4 Comments »

***** Publix Bakery Oatmeal Raisin Cookies- 24 Count- $6.19.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do – yesterday, I ate all 24 cookies while watching all 10 Episodes of LANDMAN Season 2 on Paramount+.

Trust Jeff Eats on this one- absolutely delicious!

Publix Super Market
5050 Champion Blvd (Polo Club Shoppes)
Boca Raton, Florida 33496
(561) 994-8350

You guys can check publix.com for retail locations/ product information.

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Win A $10 Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant Gift Card (Palm Beach Gardens)

Posted on January 21st, 2026 · Chinese Contests Deals Palm Beach Gardens · 21 Comments »

This contest started on 1/21/26. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $ 10 Gift Card is good at Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant, 4367 Northlake Boulevard, Palm Beach Gardens, Florida 33410 (561) 799-9883.

Check menu/prices/info at unclejoeschinesefood.com.

Posted on December 24th, 2015

***** Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant, 4367 Northlake Boulevard, Palm Beach Gardens, Florida 33410 (561) 799-9883.

Just in case you guys were wondering- following the Old Jewish Christmas Eve Custom… tonight- Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats, Son Jeff Eats and a whole bunch of friends- will be “dining” at Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant in Palm Beach Gardens!

By the way, if you haven’t been to this joint- GO! Jeff Eats has been eating there for years and the food is dynamite!

Merry Christmas!

Posted August 1, 2008

***** Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant, 4367 Northlake Boulevard, Palm Beach Gardens, Florida 33410 (561) 799-9883.

If you live in the Palm Beach Gardens’ area, I got a real good Chinese joint for you…Uncle Joe’s Chinese Restaurant. No frills decor…No frills prices. Very good Chinese food…The joint passed my… wonton soup/egg roll/spare ribs/pan fried dumplings/roast pork fried rice/sweet and sour chicken/moo shu pork/shrimp in black bean sauce/pineapple chunks test with flying colors.

You can check menu/prices at unclejoeschinesefood.com

By the way, I drove a total of 69.4 miles (from my home to Uncle Joe’s) round-trip to eat at this joint. Call me a wild and crazy guy, but the food was worth the ride.

Uncle Joe’s is open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner.

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Humor!

Posted on January 21st, 2026 · Music/Events/Other · No Comments »

* Humor!

An 84 year-old man had one true love—fishing.

One day, while sitting in his boat, he heard a voice say,

“Pick me up.”

He looked around, confused, but saw no one.

Then he heard it again, “Pick me up!”

He glanced down into the water and spotted a frog floating on the surface.

He asked, “Are you talking to me?”

The frog replied, “Yep! I’m talking to you. Pick me up, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. I’ll make all your friends jealous because I’ll be your bride!”

The man stared at the frog for a moment, reached over, gently picked it up, and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog, a bit annoyed, said, “What are you doing? Didn’t you hear me? I said, kiss me, and I’ll be your beautiful bride!”

The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said,

“Eh, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”

With age comes wisdom!