This contest started on 7/25/25. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Beauregards Fine Meats & Butcher Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Beauregards Fine Meats & Butcher Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 GiftCard is good at Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery, 497 Northeast 20th Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 409-4783.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at beauregardsfinemeats.com.

Posted on September 26th, 2025.

***** Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery, 497 Northeast 20th Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 409-4783.

Got a real good butcher shop for you guys to checkout, Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell you guys, yesterday afternoon, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery and the joint’s food absolutely killed! Order/pickup at counter, small handful of tables/counter seating, reasonably priced beef/pork/poultry, handful of lunch sandwiches, sides/prepared food menu.

Let’s wrap-up Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery by saying, that Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats loved this joint, no bs- its pastrami on rye was one of the best pastrami sandwiches that we’ve ever eaten, real nice selection of quality beef/pork/poultry, open Tuesday – Saturday 10:30am-6:00pm/closed on Sunday & Monday, its home baked chocolate chip cookies are an absolute must- get, you can check menu/prices/info at beauregardsfinemeats.com.

* Legendary Wrestler Hulk Hogan Dead at 71.

One of these days I will tell you guys- the when/where/how in 1989 I jumped on Hulk Hogan’s back and he screamed- “You just scared the shit out of me.”

What can I say- HE was one of the primary reasons that PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is a multi billion dollar business today!

Rest In Peace

This contest started on 7/23/25. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Patsy’s Pizzeria Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Patsy’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Patsy’s Pizzeria, 114 Plaza Real South, Boca Raton, Florida 33432,(561) 334-2553.

Posted on June 7th, 2025

***** Patsy’s Pizzeria,114 Plaza Real South, Boca Raton, Florida 33432,(561) 334-2553.

Got a real good Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Patsy’s Pizzeria in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, last night, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Patsy’s Pizzeria and the joint’s food absolutely killed! For you guys who maybe wondering- Patsy’s Pizzeria (which opened 2 months ago in Boca Raton) is owned by the same family that has owned the legendary Patsy’s Pizzeria located in Harlem (NYC) since -1933. Indoor and outdoor patio tables, full eat at liquor bar, reasonably priced appetizers/ salads/ pastas/ coal oven pizzas/ heros/ entrees/ desserts lunch and dinner menus.

Let’s wrap-up Patsy’s Pizzeria by saying, delicious reasonably priced food/ super pleasant service / really cool looking modern decor make it a must try… Just between you guys and me, the joint’s coal oven pizza is right up there with the best in Florida!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at patsyspizzeriaflorida.com.

Patsy’s Pizzeria is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK- Sunday- 7/20/25- China Express.

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

ROAST PORK WITH PORK FRIED RICE
($9.05)

(on right side)

China Express
5748 West Flagler Street
Miami
(305) 639-8281
Chinaexpresslogo.com
Latest Review: 9/15/14

One of the best Chinese take-out joints in Florida! Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you that China Express’ food is off the chart delicious. The only problem that I have is that the joint is in Miami and Jeff Eats and Mrs Jeff Eats reside in Boca Raton!

Posted on September 15th, 2014

***** China Express, 5748 West Flagler Street, Miami, Florida 33144, (305) 639-8281.

China Express is a Chinese takeout joint. Its got 3 tables- but takeout is the game.

The other day Jeff Eats had “some” business to take care of -right by China Express…so I picked-up egg rolls, pork fried dumplings, honey garlic chicken, pepper steak, shrimp with lobster sauce, shrimp chow mein, roast pork fried rice–and made it a working lunch at my friend Michael’s office.

Real easy to score this joint…everything was delicious, the portions were huge, cheap prices.

You can check menu/prices/other info at chinaexpressmiami.com.

Like I said 2 seconds ago, this is a takeout joint-so it won’t play for 98.89% of you. For the other 1.11% of you-you now know where to get some real solid Chinese takeout.

Right about now, some of you guys are “thinking” hey Jeff pretty skimpy review. To you guys I say, Chinese takeout, delicious food, huge portions, cheap prices-by my friend Michael’s office…and if you insist, the fried pork dumplings and honey garlic chicken were worth the trip alone (which Jeff Eats had to make anyway)-down to Miami.

China Express is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.

* Legendary Singer- Connnie Francis has passed at age 87.

I met Connie something like 50 years ago- and had the pleasure of serving with her on the boards of two Rock N Roll oriented charities. GREAT SINGER and one of the nicest – kindest people I have ever met!

Just a quick side story, for years Connie would sit in the audience at the Boca Black Box in Boca Raton- checking out the “music talent” without any fanfare at all!

This contest started on 7/17/25. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $10 Jet’s Pizza Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Jet’s Pizza Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Jet’s Pizza location (jetspizza.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

This contest started on 7/15/25. This contestt has a winner.

* Win A $10 Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen, 19785 Hampton Drive, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 245-7011.

Check menu/prices/info at auntluluspizza.com.

Posted on March 15th, 2021.

***** Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen, 19785 Hampton Drive, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 245-7011

Got a real good “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joint for you guys to check-out, Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell- last night, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen (located in a requisite bombed-out South Florida strip center) and I gotta tell you guys- that the joint’s food was- delicious! Inside table seating/ small handful of outdoor tables, reasonably priced menu featuring appetizers/ soups/ salads/ pizzas/ calzones/ strombolis/ hot & cold subs/ wings/ entrees/ desserts/ other stuff!

Like I said 2- seconds ago, the joint’s food was absolutely delicious…

Last but surely not least, Aunt Lulu’s wait and back of the house staff was off-the-chart good! Despite the masks, dine-in orders and loads of take-out orders, the crew was extremely competent and super-pleasant in taking care of business!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at auntluluspizza.com.

Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen is open 7 days a week 11am-10pm.

This contest started on 7/14/25. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Brooklyn Dough With A Hole Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Brooklyn Dough With A Hole Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Brooklyn Dough With A Hole, 935 3rd Avenue North, Naples, Florida 34102, (239) 231-3159.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at brooklyndough.com.

Posted on August 25th, 2023.

***** Brooklyn Dough With A Hole, 935 3rd Avenue North, Naples, Florida 34102, (239) 231-3159.

Got a real good bagel joint for you guys to check-out, Brooklyn Dough With A Hole in Naples.

Real simple tale to tell, yesterday- Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Brooklyn Dough With A Hole and we all-agreed that its food killed! Order/pickup at counter, indoor table seating/ small handful of outdoor tables, reasonably priced 20+ bagel selection/ cream cheeses/ spreads/ salads/ meats/ toppings/ breakfast bagel sandwiches/ hot & cold bagel sandwiches/ coffee menu.

You guys know or should know by now, that this food reviewing “gig” is purely a subjective call- You know, what I like, you may hate and vice versa! With that in mind, I am telling you, that Brooklyn Dough With A Hole’s in-house hand rolled/kettle boiled/baked bagels rank right up there with the best- that I’ve had here= in Florida!

Brooklyn Bagel With A Hole is open Tuesday-Friday 6:30am-12:30pm/ Saturday-Sunday 6:30am-noon, closed Monday.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at brooklyndough.com.

***** Tillamook Neapolitan Ice Cream.

Got a really short tale to tell you guys, yesterday afternoon while “roaming” the aisles of The Fresh Market located at 5540 North Military Trail, Boca Raton, Florida 33496, (561) 994-2221) I “discovered” the below pictured Tillamook Neapolitan Ice Cream $8.99- 1.5 Quarts and knew that I had to have it! Don’t ask me why I picked this brand/flavor, because I just don’t know…

Anyway, you guys know or should know by now that this food reviewing “situation” is purely a subjective call- with that in mind, I am telling you that this Neapolitan Ice Cream is absolute dynamite and that you gotta try it!

Like I said 13 seconds ago, I got mine at The Fresh Market – you can check Tillamook.com for Florida retailers/ product information.

For you guys who maybe wondering, the chocolate absolutely killed with the strawberry and vanilla very close behind with a tie for second place!

* Humor!

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble..

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.’

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news..

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.’

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‘I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable.’

The operator shakes his head. ‘How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word ‘comfortable?’

The brunette explains, ‘My sister’s blonde. The word is big.

She’ll read it very slowly… ‘com-for-da-bul.’