* Humor!

A traveling salesman texted his wife he’d be home the next evening. He arrived on time, only to find her in bed with another man. Clueless as how to deal with the situation, the aggrieved guy stormed to his father-in-law’s house to give vent to his anguish before deciding on the next step

“Calm down, son,” the father-in-law said coolly. “There’s got to be a reason. Let me look into it. Meanwhile, grab your favorite drink from the bar.”

“After some time, the father-in-law returned, chuckling. “Didn’t I tell you, she had a good excuse? SHE DIDN’T GET YOUR MESSAGE”.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK- Sunday- 8/3/25- The Fat Donkey Ice Cream & Fine Desserts.

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

CAPPUCCINO CHIP
($5.68-2 scoops/cake cone/ cappuccino ice cream filled with liquid chocolate chips)

The Fat Donkey Ice Cream & Fine Desserts
247 Minutemen Causeway
Cocoa Beach
(321) 652-3126
thefatdonkey.com
Latest Review: 3/20/17

The Fat Donkey is an absolute must try!

If the Cocoa Beach location doesn’t work for you- The Fat Donkey currently has 3 other Florida locations- Cocoa Village, Harbour Village, Sarasota.

Posted on March 29th, 2017
***** The Fat Donkey Ice Cream & Fine Desserts, 247 Minutemen Causeway, Cocoa Beach, Florida 32931, (321) 652-3126.
About a week or so ago, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” The Fat Donkey Ice Cream & Fine Desserts in Cocoa Beach and I gotta tell you guys- that it’s one sick joint! Literally a 2-minute walk from the beach, this walk-up window ice cream “stand” with no inside seating- outside benches turns out some of the most delicious- homemade scooped ice cream, soft serve, water ices, sorbets and baked desserts that Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have eaten in Florida during the past 25 years!

Like I said a few seconds ago, The Fat Donkey is one sick joint! Trust Jeff Eats on this one, if you’re into delicious scooped ice cream/soft serve/water ices/sorbets/baked desserts- you’re absolutely-positively gonna love this joint!

You can check menu/prices/info at thefatdonkey.com.

The Fat Donkey Ice Cream & Fine Desserts is open Sunday-Thursday 1pm-10pm, Friday-Saturday 1pm-10:30pm.

***** Pega Grill, 15 East Flagler Street, Miami, Florida 33131, (305) 808-6666.

Got a real good Greek joint for you guys to checkout, Pega Grill in Miami.

Short tale to tell, last night Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Pega Grill and its food was off the chart delicious! Inside table seating, no frills decor, reasonably priced full boat lunch/ dinner menus.

Let’s wrap-up Pega Grill by saying, delicious food/casual vibe/reasonable prices spell winner for me!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at pegagrill.com.

Pegal Grill is open:
Mon–Fri: 10:00 AM–4:00 PM
Saturday: 10:00 AM–3:30 PM
Closed: Sunday

This contest started on 7/29/25. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 The Pizza Spot Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 The Pizza Spot Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at The Pizza Spot, 601 Southwest 12th Avenue, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33312, (754) 779-7788.

Posted on October 15th, 2024

***** The Pizza Spot, 601 Southwest 12th Avenue, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33312, (754) 779-7788.

Got a real good wood fire pizza joint for you guys to check-out, The Pizza Spot in Fort Lauderdale.

Real simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats amd Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” The Pizza Spot and the joint’s food absolutely killed! Order/pickup at outdoor window, outdoor canopy covered tables/counter seating, reasonably priced appetizers/ salads/ hot subs/ slices-whole pie pizza/ beer & wine menu.

Let’s wrap-up The Pizza Spot by saying, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats loved the joint! Delicious food! Just so we are straight, there is no indoor seating, there are no waiters or waitresses. The menu- handful of appetizers/ salads/ hot subs and loads of pizzas.

The Pizza Spot is open Tuesday-Wednesday 11:30am-7:30pm, Thursday-Friday 11:30am-8:30pm, Saturday noon-8:30pm, Sunday noon-7:30pm.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK- Sunday- 7/27/25- 2nd Street Bagels & Deli.

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

LARGE BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE
($3.25)

2nd Street Bagels & Deli
134 Northeast 2nd Street
Boca Raton
(561) 210-7020
Latest Review: 4/10/25
This joint is an absolute must try!

Posted on April 10th, 2025

***** 2nd Street Bagels & Deli, 134 Northeast 2nd Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33432, (561) 210-7020.

Got a real good bagel deli joint for you guys to checkout, 2nd Street Bagels & Deli in Boca Raton.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday afternoom Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” 2nd Street Bagels & Deli and its stuff blew us away! Order/pickup at counter, handful of inside and outside tables/ inside window counter seating/ reasonably priced full boat- all day breakfast/lunch menu-open 7 days a week 6:30am-3pm.

Let’s wrap up 2nd Street Bagels & Deli by saying – that its delicious- boiled baked bagels/ black and white cookies/ pastrami/ cream cheeses/ muffins/ cookies/ pastries/ sandwiches / salads/ burgers makes it an absolute home run-must try joint!

* TELL ME THAT DAVID LETTERMAN IS ALL THERE!

Do some research on PARAMOUNT GLOBAL (PARA $13) it is being acquired by Skydance
Media. A ton of controversy surrounding the deal which is expected to close on 8/7/25.

Like I just said, do your own research- I am a buyer!

NY POST 7/26/25
Letterman hurls fiery rant at CBS over ‘Late Show’ cancellation

This contest started on 7/25/25. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Beauregards Fine Meats & Butcher Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Beauregards Fine Meats & Butcher Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 GiftCard is good at Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery, 497 Northeast 20th Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 409-4783.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at beauregardsfinemeats.com.

Posted on September 26th, 2025.

***** Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery, 497 Northeast 20th Street, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 409-4783.

Got a real good butcher shop for you guys to checkout, Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell you guys, yesterday afternoon, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery and the joint’s food absolutely killed! Order/pickup at counter, small handful of tables/counter seating, reasonably priced beef/pork/poultry, handful of lunch sandwiches, sides/prepared food menu.

Let’s wrap-up Beauregards Fine Meats & Butchery by saying, that Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats loved this joint, no bs- its pastrami on rye was one of the best pastrami sandwiches that we’ve ever eaten, real nice selection of quality beef/pork/poultry, open Tuesday – Saturday 10:30am-6:00pm/closed on Sunday & Monday, its home baked chocolate chip cookies are an absolute must- get, you can check menu/prices/info at beauregardsfinemeats.com.

* Legendary Wrestler Hulk Hogan Dead at 71.

One of these days I will tell you guys- the when/where/how in 1989 I jumped on Hulk Hogan’s back and he screamed- “You just scared the shit out of me.”

What can I say- HE was one of the primary reasons that PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is a multi billion dollar business today!

Rest In Peace

This contest started on 7/23/25. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Patsy’s Pizzeria Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Patsy’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Patsy’s Pizzeria, 114 Plaza Real South, Boca Raton, Florida 33432,(561) 334-2553.

Posted on June 7th, 2025

***** Patsy’s Pizzeria,114 Plaza Real South, Boca Raton, Florida 33432,(561) 334-2553.

Got a real good Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Patsy’s Pizzeria in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, last night, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Patsy’s Pizzeria and the joint’s food absolutely killed! For you guys who maybe wondering- Patsy’s Pizzeria (which opened 2 months ago in Boca Raton) is owned by the same family that has owned the legendary Patsy’s Pizzeria located in Harlem (NYC) since -1933. Indoor and outdoor patio tables, full eat at liquor bar, reasonably priced appetizers/ salads/ pastas/ coal oven pizzas/ heros/ entrees/ desserts lunch and dinner menus.

Let’s wrap-up Patsy’s Pizzeria by saying, delicious reasonably priced food/ super pleasant service / really cool looking modern decor make it a must try… Just between you guys and me, the joint’s coal oven pizza is right up there with the best in Florida!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at patsyspizzeriaflorida.com.

Patsy’s Pizzeria is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK- Sunday- 7/20/25- China Express.

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

ROAST PORK WITH PORK FRIED RICE
($9.05)

(on right side)

China Express
5748 West Flagler Street
Miami
(305) 639-8281
Chinaexpresslogo.com
Latest Review: 9/15/14

One of the best Chinese take-out joints in Florida! Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you that China Express’ food is off the chart delicious. The only problem that I have is that the joint is in Miami and Jeff Eats and Mrs Jeff Eats reside in Boca Raton!

Posted on September 15th, 2014

***** China Express, 5748 West Flagler Street, Miami, Florida 33144, (305) 639-8281.

China Express is a Chinese takeout joint. Its got 3 tables- but takeout is the game.

The other day Jeff Eats had “some” business to take care of -right by China Express…so I picked-up egg rolls, pork fried dumplings, honey garlic chicken, pepper steak, shrimp with lobster sauce, shrimp chow mein, roast pork fried rice–and made it a working lunch at my friend Michael’s office.

Real easy to score this joint…everything was delicious, the portions were huge, cheap prices.

You can check menu/prices/other info at chinaexpressmiami.com.

Like I said 2 seconds ago, this is a takeout joint-so it won’t play for 98.89% of you. For the other 1.11% of you-you now know where to get some real solid Chinese takeout.

Right about now, some of you guys are “thinking” hey Jeff pretty skimpy review. To you guys I say, Chinese takeout, delicious food, huge portions, cheap prices-by my friend Michael’s office…and if you insist, the fried pork dumplings and honey garlic chicken were worth the trip alone (which Jeff Eats had to make anyway)-down to Miami.

China Express is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.