***** Albie’s SUB FACTORY, 16775,North Miami Avenue, North Miami Beach, Florida 33169, (786) 520-3527.

Short and real sweet tale to tell you guys…

Yesterday Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and Daughter Jeff Eats ate lunch at Albie’s SUB FACTORY in North Miami Beach and I gotta tell you, this hole in the wall, obligatory “bombed out” strip center location, order/pickup at the counter counter sub joint is off the chart and- I do mean off the chart terrific! No ifs, ands or buts, definitely one of the best sub joints that Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and for that matter Daughter Jeff Eats have eaten in down here -in currently beyond belief freaking hot & humid South Florida!

Like I said 2 seconds ago “hole in the wall”- maybe 14 seats! So don’t plan on doing no-big bar mitzvah or confirmation parties there!

Let Jeff Eats wrap (pun intended) Albie’s SUB FACTORY up for you- you gotta try it!

Albie’s is open Monday-Friday 8am-8pm, Saturday 10am-5pm, closed Sunday.

* Jeff Laub.

The below-article first appeared on August 8, 2016. Jeff Eats just picked up a pair of tickets on goldstar.com for Jeff Laub’s upcoming August 25th Boca Black Box show. All I can tell you guys- Laub’s act is absolutely hysterical!

Posted on August 8th, 2016 ·

* Jeff Laub.

National headlining comedian -Jeff Laub returns to the Boca Black Box on Thursday, August 25, 2016 (8pm)…Laub’s Standing Room Only- March 3, 2016 and June 25, 2016 Boca Black Box appearances demanded Round #3!

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, Jeff Laub is one of the funniest-“clean” comedians currently working America’s comedy club/casino/convention/country club circuit!

If you like to laugh, you go see Jeff Laub!

The Skinny:

Jeff Laub
Thursday, August 25, 2016 (8pm)
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434
Box Office: (561) 483-9036
Tickets: bocablackbox.com (check goldstar.com for discount tickets)

from bocablackbox.com
Jeff Laub is a Brooklyn, NY native who writes and performs his totally original material in comedy clubs, country clubs and on cruise ships the world over. He’s been featured on Fox News, and appeared on the Showtime Showcase and the MDA telethon. Jeff has also opened for stars of stage and screen such as Oscar winner Joel Grey, Tony Orlando, Melissa Manchester, Lou Rawls.

from jefflaub.com

Jeff Laub is a funny guy. Some people are tall. Some people are brilliant. Some people are beautiful. And some people are naturally funny. It’s what you are. It’s what you do. Lebron dunks, Martha cooks and Jeff Laub makes people laugh. He’s always been funny. He was funny in P.S. 99, Midwood High School and especially in Brooklyn College, where he once starred in Country Fair as a character based on his comedic idol, Don Rickles.
But funny isn’t always funny. After spending too much time cracking up his Pi Lam fraternity brothers, Jeff bombed on his calculus and chemistry finals, abruptly putting an end to his mother’s dream of her “tatala’s” future dental career. So Jeff switched his major to Television Production and there was no looking back. He earned a Masters degree in Speech & Theater and Television Production and landed the best job of his life, working as a Page on the Dick Cavett Show. Earning $1.70 an hour and pocketing an extra 30 cents a day that was supposed to go towards shirt dry cleaning, Jeff spent each day meeting and watching the greatest entertainers, in the world, including comedy legends such as Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Bill Cosby and Robert Klein. But married life beckoned, and even Jeff Laub couldn’t live on $1.70 an hour forever, even in a $101 a month rent control apartment on Ocean Avenue.
So he landed a job in the game show business, utilizing his Masters Degree expertise by typing questions on blue index cards and fetching tea for Bill Cullen (Bill preferred Red Rose, by the way). Eventually, Jeff worked his way up to writer and Producer on such shows as “Three On a Match,” “Winning Streak,” “Shoot For the Stars” and the Emmy Award winning “10,000 Pyramid” starring Dick Clark. Things were looking up, so Jeff moved to Wantagh, Long Island with wife Ellyn and baby girl Heather.
He then created “The ShowBiz Quiz,” which resulted in a development deal with NBC. But Jay Leno said he wanted the time slot, so the show never got on the air.
Jeff soon branched out and pioneered the Instructional Video genre as writer and co-Executive Producer of “Watch Your Step” and the VIRA award winning “The Incredible Magic of Magic.” Unfortunately, it was 1979, and only six people in American owned VCRs, so the profits were slim to say the least. But he kept himself afloat by writing and starring in sketch comedy on “The Showtime Showcase,” hosted by Tom Kennedy. Son, Cory arrived and the Laub family unit was now complete.
Soon the Corporate world beckoned, and Jeff became the number one writer and outside creative consultant for Pepsi-Cola Company, writing and producing hundreds of speeches, roasts, song parodies and multi-media presentations for sales meetings and bottler conventions all over the U.S. for over 12 years. But he was tired. And New York was cold. Still funny, but cold and tired. So Jeff Laub sold the house on Long Island, packed up the wife and two kids and moved to south Florida.
He really had no choice, did he? Brooklyn…to Long Island…to Florida. That’s the Appalachian Trail for Jews and Italians.
Then, one day, Jeff discovers the open mic comedy show at Borders Bookstore and it hits him. “Finally…a job where I can always be funny and only have to work an hour a day.” The rest is history.
Jeff Laub performs year-round at comedy clubs, country clubs, hotels, casinos, synagogues, churches, corporate functions and on cruise ships all over the world.
He’s had the pleasure of opening for such stars as Oscar winner Joel Grey, Tony Orlando, Lou Rawls, Hal Linden, Lucy Arnaz and Sally Kellerman.
One of Jeff’s key strengths is his versatility and skill in adapting his style and material to any audience setting. With his razor sharp wit and ad-libbing ability, he’s received rave reviews whether he’s performing his “R” rated late night comedy club shows or headlining for 2000 senior citizens at an adult retirement community. Hopefully, you’ll have a chance to catch Jeff’s act soon. But don’t wait too long. He hasn’t totally given up on that dental career. Are you listening, Ma?

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 8/21/16).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

PAGODA PORK POTSTICKERS
$2.97 (10 pack)

pagodasnacks.com
Latest Review: None

Jeff Eats recently bought a package of (10)-frozen Pagoda Pork Potstickers at Walmart for $2.97, “cooked” up 5 of the potstickers in a microwave for 90 seconds and I gotta tell you, Pagoda’s Pork Potstickers were as good if not better than most of the Florida-Chinese restaurant pork potstickers that I’ve been telling you about for years! Trust Jeff Eats on this one, these suckers were absolutely delicious!

Just so you know, in Florida- Pagoda Pork Potstickers are only available at Walmart.

Checkout pagodasnacks.com for more info about Pagoda Pork Potstickers.

* Two Reasons Why Jeff Eats Is Not Kosher Nor A Vegetarian.

If you guys got a minute or two, give me the names of your favorite Florida rib joints!

* Great Watermelon Giveaway (Keller Williams Realty- Boynton Beach).

The below- article first appeared on August 12, 2016.

Anyway, today is the big day!

Jeff Eats is “hearing” that bus loads and bus loads and bus loads of people from the area’s “55 and over” communities are planning on attending the event!😜

Posted on August 12th, 2016

* Great Watermelon Giveaway.

Jeff Eats just got this e-mail.

Trust me, I know that a sales-pitch is gonna be involved!

Hopefully the watermelon that Jeff Eats is gonna be putting into his trunk is big, ripe and seedless!

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When: August 20, 2016 | 9:30am – 12:00pm
Where: Keller Williams Realty Boynton Beach | 8188 Jog Road, Boynton Beach, FL 33472 | Corner of Jog & Le Chalet
Questions? Call us at 561-965-1225

* Burger Beast’s Croqueta Palooza.

Just got this e-mail from long time Jeff Eats’ reader Mark Haygar…

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From: mark haygar
Subject: Things to do

Message Body:
I have not seen this on your blog but i might have missed it. Its tonight and there will be alot of good cuban food http://croquetapalooza.com/

***** Daly’s Flame Broiled-Burger, 10754 70th Avenue, Seminole, Florida 33772, (727) 392-0200.

Real simple tale to tell you guys, fast food burger joint-order/pickup at counter-bunch of tables/hi-tops/booths-reasonable prices-off the shelf delicious food!

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats did a recent “dinner”…and like I just said, off the shelf delicious food!

Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, if Daly’s was “even-close” to my Boca Raton home, I’d be a real and I do mean REAL steady customer-but trust me, Boca Raton to Seminole is unfortunately-quite the trip!

Anyway,

Daly’s Flame Broiled-Burgers is open Monday-Saturday 10:30am-9pm, closed Sunday!

* Donny & Marie- Inernet Pre-Sale.

The beautiful thing about this show, if you don’t like-it, Marie gives you a free 6-month Nutrisystem membership, and for those who really bitch to Ticketmaster (ticketmaster.com) a free year’s membership is in the cards for you!

* Pauly and The Goodfellas.

Jeff Eats just purchased 4- tickets!

Pauly and The Goodfellas- the legendary 50’s-80’s party/show band makes a rare public Florida appearance- Saturday Night (7pm), February 4, 2017 at Century Village at Deerfield Beach, 250 Century Boulevard, Deerfield Beach, Florida 33442, (954) 866-8910.

For you guys unfamiliar (or is it- not familiar?) with Pauly and The Goodfellas, the band based in Canada has been around for something like 35 years and if you “think” Sha Na Na, you’ll be in the right wheelhouse!

Jeff Eats has been a Pauly fan for years, but as I just mentioned, the band very rarely plays Florida not to mention South Florida (so I won’t)! Keep it between us, but I’m hearing that Pauly recently “acquired” a Margate home, so just maybe, we’ll be seeing Pauly and The Goodfellas down here in Florida more frequently, but that’s just a guess!

All I can tell you, if you’re into 1950’s-1980’s music, Pauly and The Goodfellas is an absolute must see!

If you still need some convincing as to how good and entertaining Pauly and The Goodfellas is, checkout the band’s website paulyandthegoodfellas.com is!

There is no doubt in Jeff Eats’ mind that Pauly is gonna sell-out Century Village at Deerfield Beach. If you live in the community, tickets are 13 bucks. If you are a non-resident, tickets are 18 bucks! Like Jeff Eats did, you can buy tickets online at centuryvillage.com. Just so you know, there are no “ticket service charges”- so 13 means 13 and 18 means 18!

One final note, Century Village at Boca Raton (3/7/17), Century Village at West Palm Beach (3/9/17) and Century Village at Pembroke Pines (3/11/17) have Pauly and The Goodfellas booked, but these venues (unlike the Century Village at Deerfield Beach) don’t allow non-residents to purchase tickets! By the way, if the Deerfield Beach date doesn’t work for you, Pauly has a 3/10/17 (7:30pm) public appearance show at the Maltz Jupiter Theatre, 1001 East Indiantown Road, Jupiter, Florida 33477, Box Office Phone: (561) 575-2223, jupitertheatre.org.

frompaulyandthegoodfellas.com

The Ultimate Show from the Gangsters of Soul!
The Goodfellas is a high energy interactive show consisting of four talented vocalist / performers accompanied by a stellar four piece band.

They will take you back to fifties, sixties, seventies and early eighties, recreating the look and sound of the most memorable music and styles of the era. The disco funk of the seventies is highlighted as well, with their exceptional portrayal of the Village People. You will be mesmerized by the vocal renditions of great hits by the Stylistics, the O Jay’s, KC and the Sunshine Band, Kool and the Gang, and many more.

Don’t miss the Goodfellas hilarious incarnation of the new Blues Brothers. The antics of the four Blues Brothers will leave you screaming for more! Get out the dark shades and thin ties!

Your guests become part of the show, on and off the stage with Pauly & the Goodfellas interactive antics and choreography. The ultimate show from the Gangsters of Soul, rock ‘n’ roll and blues is guaranteed to create a riotous party at any function or occasion!

The Goodfellas are adaptable to fit any situation or event style. The show is highly interactive and has many other elements that can be added, such as female dancers and backup singers as well as performing in part with other key performers.

For an energetic, variety, fun filled event with music, laughter and antics, then Pauly and The Goodfellas are your ticket to entertainment!!

* Chubby Checker.

The guy is gonna be 75 in October!

The legendary performer has a handful of 2016-2017 Florida dates…

If you’ve never seen him, go see him!

from chubbychecker.com

Schedule
August 2016
August 6 Paragon Casino Resort – Mari Center Marksville, LA
August 24 Loreto Park Bronx, NY
August 25 The Colosseum at Caesars Windsor Windsor, ON, Canada
September 2016
September 16 River Creek Resort & Casino Enoch, AB, Canada
September 17 Deerfoot Inn & Casino-Chrome Showroom Calgary, AB, Canada
September 22 Ocean City Sunfest Inlet Beach Ocean City, MD
October 2016
October 1 Beau Rivage Resort & Casino Biloxi, MS
October 8 Bakersfield Business Conference Bakersfield, CA
October 9 Sycuan Casino El Cajon, CA
October 23 Newberry Opera House Newberry, SC
October 25 The Savannah Center The Villages, FL
November 2016
November 6-13 Rock The Boat 6 Cruise More Details
November 16 Dick Clarks American Bandstand Branson, MO
November 18 (Pending)
November 19 Knuckleheads Saloon Kansas City, MO
November 25, 26, 27 South Point Hotel Casino & Spa Las Vegas, NV
December 2016
December 23 Mohegan Sun Casino-Wof Den Uncasville, CT
January 2017
January 5 The Lakeland Center Lakeland, FL
January 13 Belcher Center – LeTourneau University Longview, TX
January 14 Brauntex Theater New Braunfels, TX
January 15 Dosey Doe The Woodlands, TX
January 27 Community Arts Center Williamsport, PA
March 2017
March 3 & 4 Niagara Fallsview Casino Resort Niagara Falls, ON, CA
March 18 Margaritaville Resort Casino – Paradise Theater Bossier City, LA
March 22 Duncan Theater – Palm Beach State College Lake Worth, FL
March 23 The Palladium St. Petersburg, FL
March 25- April 1 Chubby Checker Dance Party Cruise Fort Lauderdale, FL
May 2017
May 13 Mill Town Music Hall Bremen, GA