* Senate Impeachment Trial.

Jurors…

Klobachur
Booker
Warren
Sanders

See how stupid the whole process is?

* Happy Hanukkah.

A Mezuzah?

A man was observant in the placement of mezuzahs
in his home finally made it in business.
As a reward, he treated himself to a new Lamborghini!
After buying it, he feels a sense of guilty driving
without a mezuzah on the door post of his auto
so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks
for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.

“You want a mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks.
“It’s a Lamborghini,”

“What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.
“A sports car.”
“What? That’s blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts.
“You want a mezuzah for a sports car?
Go to the conservatives!”
Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the
conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah.
“You want a mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks.

“For my Lamborghini”, the man replies.
“What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.
“A car, a sports car.”
“What kind of sports car?” asks the Rabbi.
“Italian.”
“What? That is blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts.
You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe car?
Go to the Reform!”

Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed,
but goes to the Reform Rabbi.
“Rabbi,” he asks, “I’d like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini.”
“You have a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.

“You know what it is?” says the man.
“Of course! It’s a fantastic Italian sports car.
What’s a mezuzah

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 12/22/19- Gramma’s Bakery).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

EVERYTHING

Gramma’s Bakery
1446 South Military Trail
Delray Beach
(561) 496-0185
Latest Review: 10/27/17

It would be a fool’s errand to try and pick just one item…

Gramma’s Bakery is an absolute must try!

Posted on October 27th, 2017

***** Gramma’s Bakery, 1446 South Military Trail, Delray Beach, Florida 33445, (561) 496-0185.

This tale gets filed under- some-things bear repeating…first told you guys about Gramma’s bakery on 12/1/15…

Gramma’s Bakery is as close as you’re gonna get to the terrific neighborhood bakeries that dotted Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, (The) Bronx and Staten Island in the 1940s-1950s-1960s.

This always busy hole in the wall- (which is owned by The Boys Farmers Market, 14378 South Military Trail, Delray Beach, Florida 33484, (561) 496-8123) makes off the chart- reasonably priced delicious- cakes, breads, pies, pastries, rolls and cookies!

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, Gramma’s stuff will put the kibosh on any diet you’re on or planning to go on!

Open 7 days a week 9am-5pm.

Gramma’s Bakery is an an absolute must try!

Posted on December 1st, 2015
***** Gramma’s Bakery, 14466 S Military Trail, Delray Beach, Florida 33484, (561) 496-0185.

Got an absolutely terrific bakery for you guys, Gramma’s Bakery in Delray Beach.

Gramma’s is owned/operated by The Boys Farmers Market- which is one of Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats favorite “markets” to shop in…Jeff Eats got a whole bunch of Boys’ “reviews” if you’re interested!

Gramma’s is a hole-in-the-wall retail joint. The “baking area” is in the back of the store. Jeff Eats is thinking (actually knows) that many of the items carried in The Boys’ bakery- is baked at Gramma’s which is a 2 minute walk from The Boys and vice versa (that’s how it usually works!).

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you that Gramma’s baked goods are absolute dynamite- and super-reasonably prices. The joint’s selection covers the full gamut…cakes, cookies, pastries, breads, so on and so forth…The odds are, that you will find what you came for and leave with “it” and other stuff- that you didn’t come for!-happens to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats each and every time!

Gramma’s Bakery is definitely one of the best bakeries in South Florida.

Gramma’s is open 7 days a week 9am-5pm.

One final thought, for you Brooklyn guys out there who might be “missing” Ebinger’s Bakery…for sure it’s not the real deal- but trust Jeff Eats, Gramma’s chocolate cake will- get you through the day quite nicely!

This contest started on 12/20/19. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 The Fresh Market Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 The Fresh Market Gift Card to give to one of you guys.

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at any The Fresh Market location (thefreshmarket.com for locations, info).

This contest started on 12/15/19. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2 Tickets- An Intimate Evening With Bobby Caldwell.

Jeff Eats got 2 tickets- to give to one of you guys to see- An Intimate Evening With Bobby Caldwell at- Sport of Kings Theater at Gulfstream Park Racing and Casino, 901 Federal Highway, Hallandale Beach, Florida on Sunday, January 12th, 2020 (7pm).

The game- the first 30 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

Posted on December 11th, 2019

* An Intimate Evening With Bobby Caldwell.

Just announced…

An Intimate Evening With Bobby Caldwell

Sunday, January 12th, 2020 (7pm)

Sport of Kings Theater at Gulfstream Park Racing and Casino
901 Federal Highway, Hallandale Beach, Florida 33009

Tickets Online: seasidemusicmgmt.com ($35-$95)

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are huge-fans…

Really looking forward to seeing Bobby Caldwell in concert!

About The Event

The Sport of Kings Theater offers an intimate concert experience with six levels of seating for 850 guests. Located on the 2nd floor of the Gulfstream Park Clubhouse, Sport of Kings is the perfect venue to see the show up close and personal. View the show in style from the VIP section including cocktail tables, beverage and food service.
Bobby Caldwell- Singer, Songwriter, Composer, Producer
Tracing a twenty-eight year history from acclaimed soul stylist to in-demand pop and R&B songwriter, Bobby Caldwell is truly one of the most revered vocalists and songwriters in contemporary-music. With a fan base that dates from his first hits “What You Won’t Do For Love,” “Next Time I Fall,” and “Heart Of Mine,” Bobby appeals to a large and diverse crowd. R&B fans of his earlier “blue-eyed soul” chart toppers, youngsters who listen to urban contemporary, older fans of the classic “standards”, and the POPS symphony audiences agree that whatever Bobby Caldwell sings, will be thoroughly heart-rendering, brimming with swaggering confidence, and sensuality. His superb vocal mastery and his stage presence makes for great entertainment.
Bobby’s timeless classic, “What You Won’t Do For Love” has been recorded and sampled by more than 100 artists, including a rendition by Boys II Men on their hit album. A sample of Bobby’s song “Open Your Eyes” appeared in the Grammy nominated platinum rap hit “The Light” by Common. All combined, Bobby’s songs and samples have contributed to over 40 million sales. Artists as diverse as Tupac Shakur, Michael Bolton, Roberta Flack, Go West, Vanessa Williams and Notorious B.I.G. have all paid tribute to the blueeyed singer in the slouch hat. Most recently Bobby’s classic song was sung by Elliot Yamin during the final 3 round of American Idol 2006.
Something about Bobby keeps them coming back! Endearing himself to the audience, an immediate rapport ensues when he takes the stage! This guy loves what he’s doing!
Bobby Caldwell’s live performances are always electrifying! Drawing from his vast repertoire of rousing R&B, intimate smooth jazz stylings, and big band songs, Bobby is afforded the ability to entertain at any venue, for fans of all ages. In Japan and throughout Asia, he enjoys a feverish popularity, selling out shows and achieving gold and platinum status for his releases in those countries. In addition to heavy touring, Bobby starred as Frank Sinatra in the David Cassidy/Don Reo theatrical production “The Rat Pack Is Back” in Las Vegas, Nevada. Bobby received rave reviews for his performance, both from industry critics and from his loyal fans. As a singer, he has a successful career with numerous solo releases, which have earned him accolades far and wide. His songwriting skills have earned hits not only for himself, but also for well-known artists like Chicago, Boz Scaggs, Peter Cetera and Amy Grant, Neil Diamond and Al Jarreau. Revered as a songmaster and entertainer, Bobby is as timeless as his music!

This contest started on 12/16/19. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $50 Jackson’s Prime Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $50 Jackson’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 30 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $50 Gift Card is good at Jackson’s Prime, 3300 Northeast 32nd Street, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33308, (954) 765-6316.

Check menu/prices/info at jacksonsprime.com.

Posted on July 25th, 2019

***** Jackson’s Prime, 3300 Northeast 32nd Street, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33308, (954) 765-6316.

Got a real good unpretentious reasonably priced upscale steakhouse for you guys to checkout, Jackson’s Prime in Fort Lauderdale.

Last night Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Jackson’s Prime and I gotta tell you guys that the joint’s food was off the chart delicious and its unaffected professional waitstaff knew exactly what to do- on the price-front, not bad-at all!

At this stage of this tale let me say that- Jackson’s Prime is an absolute winner- as far as Jeff Eats is concerned, it’s definitely right up there with Florida’s best steakhouses!

Let me wrap up Jackson’s Prime by telling you guys that you won’t need a second job to pay your bill, that you don’t have to get all dolled up to eat there, that it has a full liquor bar- happy hour drink and food specials, that it’s open Monday- 5pm-11pm/Saturday 5pm-midnight/Sunday 5pm-10pm and that it’s an absolute must try!

You can check menu/prices/info at jacksonsprime.com.

* Bobby Brooks Wilson.

This guy is an absolute must see…

Just picked-up 2 tickets for tomorrow night’s show.

The Skinny:

Bobby Brooks Wilson

Friday, December 20th, 2019 (8pm)

Kings Point-Delray Beach
7000 Atlantic Avenue
Delray Beach, Florida 33446WILSON
Tickets: kingspointdelray.com
Box Office- (561) 499-3335

$14.00 Residents • $20.00 Non-Residents

from kingspointdelray.com

The son of legendary R&B/soul singer Jackie Wilson, Bobby continues his legacy
with the same amazing talent as his biological father. Bobby is a global entertainer
having performed in casinos, clubs and on cruise ships around the world. He is a
three-time Grammy Balloted Artist and has had four top ten hits on the adult charts.
Once you see him and his band perform, you will agree with the fans who have named
him, ‘Mr. Entertainment’.

This contest started on 12/16/19. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Bru’s Room Sports Grill Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Bru’s Room Sports Grill Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at any Bru’s Room Sports Grill and Bru’s Room Wings N Things location.

Check menu/prices/locations/info at brus.com.

Posted on July 31st, 2008
***** Bru’s Room Sports Grill, 5466 W. Sample Road, Margate, Florida 33073 (954) 968-3663.

Bru’s Room Sports Grill is a South Florida sports/bar chain…there are currently 7 locations. Bru’s is owned by former linebacker Bob Brudznski (thus the name Bru’s, if you were wondering) who played for the Miami Dolphin’s from 1981-1989.

Everyone and their mother knows that sports/bars literally dot the South Florida landscape…we got Duffy’s…we got Ale Houses…we got more sports/bars than you can shake a stick at. Bru’s is a sports/bar…food, booze, tvs galore, small game rooms, djs and live music.

Over the years, I must have eaten in the Margate joint at least 15 times. My most recent Bru’s outing was just last week at the Deerfield location. Am I going to tell you that Bru’s food is fantastic?…of course not, after-all this is a sports/bar. I will tell you that Bru’s menu which is loaded with appetizers, burgers, sandwiches, salads and tons of entrees is very reasonably priced and the food is decent. By the way, Bru’s prides itself on its chicken-wings and they happen to be very-very good. You can checkout Bru’s website at www.brusroom.com for menu/prices/locations/details.

Joints like Bru’s serve a very valuable purpose…decent food at very reasonable prices… relaxed and casual atmosphere. By the way, I have never been in a Bru’s (dinner time and late at night) when the joint hasn’t been packed. Bob Brudznski ain’t no Dan Marino so “fame” alone isn’t the reason that he currently has 7 of these joints and more on the drawing-board.

Bru’s is open 7 days a week from 11am-2am.

* Jay Siegel’s Tokens & Comedian- Eddie Capone.

Just picked-up 2 tickets…

The Skinny:

Jay Siegel’s Tokens & Comedian- Eddie Capone.

Wednesday, February 5th, 2020 (8pm)

Kings Point-Delray Beach
7000 Atlantic Avenue
Delray Beach, Florida 33446
Tickets: kingspointdelray.com
Box Office- (561) 499-3335

$20.00 Residents • $26.00 Non-Residents

from kingspointdelray.com

One of pop music’s most talented and enduring groups, Jay Siegel’s Tokens have remained popular generation after generation. They started out as a bunch of guys in Brooklyn singing doo-wop on street corners and in school bathrooms and ended up accomplishing extraordinary fame.

They had their first music break onto the pop charts in 1961 with Tonight I Fell In Love which reached No. 11 on the Billboard charts, followed by their all-time hit of The Lion Sleeps Tonight which became No. 1 and sold more than one million copies. They continue to tour around the world bringing their classic sound to fans both old and new.

Opening for Jay Siegel’s Tokens is the very funny comedian, Eddie Capone. Eddie is noted for
his wonderful ad-libbing and interaction with an audience.

from jeffeats.com

Posted on January 24th, 2015
* Eddie Capone.

Real simple and short story for you guys…

Last night, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats and 381 of our closest friends saw a terrific comedy show at the Woodfield Country Club in Boca Raton- headlined by Grammy nominated Comedian- Bobby Collins…Comedian- Eddie Capone opened.

Collins and Capone worked “clean” and killed for close to 2-hours! Their respective acts-perfectly complemented one another.

I just wanted to mention- that Capone, himself a Boca Raton resident, regularly appears at South Florida clubs/casinos/events- is a performer- that you definitely should make it your business to go-see. Trust Jeff Eats on this one, Capone’s’ opening 35 minutes was headliner- quality…the guy really knows how to work a room!

You can check-out Eddie Capone’s schedule/video/info at eddiecapone.com.

* Exclusive Online Presale- Adam Sandler 100% Fresher.

Sometimes he’s brilliant and sometimes he’s anything but brilliant…

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are going- hopefully we “catch” one of his brilliant outings…

Sandler will also be appearing on Thursday, March 12th, 2020 (7:30pm) at the Hertz Arena in Estero, Florida. You guys can use the same Exclusive Online Presale info- listed for the Hard Rock Live show for tickets for the Hertz Arena show…