This contest started on 2/16/21. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $20 Dairy Queen Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $20 Dairy Queen Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $20 Gift Card is good at any Dairy Queen location (dairyqueen.com for locations, menu, info).
This contest started on 2/16/21. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $25 Papa John’s Pizza Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $25 Papa John’s Pizza Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $25 Gift Card is good at any Papa John’s Pizza location.
Check papajohns.com for men/prices/locations/info.
This contest started on 2/16/21. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $20 Carvel Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $20 Carvel Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $20 Gift Card is good at any Carvel location (carvel.com for locations, menu, info).
* Comedian Vic DiBitetto.
Real simple tale- Vic DiBitetto is one of hottest-funniest “very light blue” stand-up comedians currently working America’s comedy club/casino/convention circuit!
Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have seen DiBitetto a number of times and I’m telling you guys- that he will have you crying from laughter all night long!
The Skinny:
Vic DiBitetto
Thursday, February, 18th, 2021 (8pm)
Friday, February, 19th, 2021 (8pm)
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434
Box Office:(561)483-9036
Tickets: bocablackbox.com check goldstar.com (discount tickets)
&
Saturday, February 20th, 2021 (7pm & 9pm)
Lake Park Black Box
700 Park Ave
Lake Park, Florida 33403
Phone: 561.328.7481
Tickets: lakeparkblackbox.com check goldstar.com (discount tickets)
From bocablackbox.com
The Italian Hurricane. His pace is frenetic. He holds no hostages. He says what you are thinking but are afraid to say out loud. The bottom line is this: Wear adult diapers if you are going to see Vic DiBitetto perform live.
· 1.2 million followers on social media
· An internet sensation with over 500 million video views worldwide
· Regularly featured on the nationally syndicated daytime TV show Right This Minute
· Currently the Host of Vic’s Picks, a digital TV show for Hearst Digital/Entertainment
Vic has created many viral video characters like Tony Gaga, That Guy, Frankie Pentangelli, Fool by the Pool and Ticked Off Vic. His Yankee and Giant locker room satires are now legendary. And his Bread and Milk video is like a Christmas Carole that comes back on TV, radio and news outlets every time it snows almost anywhere in the world.
Trust us. You’ve never seen anything like Vic DiBitetto on stage. Vic DiBitetto…blue collar comedy.
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* Which One Is The Crook?
The other day Jeff Eats was in both- Publix Super Market, 3003 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, Florida’s 33434, (561) 241-5006 and Walmart Supercenter, 22100 State Road 7, Boca Raton, Florida 33496, (561) 226-3157…
While shopping I spotted identical packages of
at…
Publix Super Market, advertised price- BOGO $4.97.
Walmart Supercenter, advertised price- $2.48.
Now, Jeff Eats is thinking that you don’t have to be a math genius to know which one- the crook is!
This contest started on 2/12/21. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $20 Gary Woo Express Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $20 Gary Woo Express Gift Card to give to one of you guys…
The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $20 Gift Card is good at Gary Woo Express, 9874 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 483-8889 (garywooexpress.com for menu, prices, info).
Posted on November 19, 2016
***** Gary Woo Express, 9874 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 483-8889.
Was just by- Yamato Road & 441 in Boca Raton. Saw a gigantic tractor-trailer “unloading” a ton of cars- all with New York license plates!
To save you “car owners” the time-effort of writing Jeff Eats…
Posted on December 23rd, 2012
***** Gary Woo Express, 9874 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561)483-8889.
Got an absolutely terrific Chinese-takeout joint for you…Gary Woo Express in Boca Raton.
Just so you know, Jeff Eats originally “reviewed” this joint on August 19, 2009…suffice it to say, I loved its food back in 2009. Anyway, about 8 months ago new owners took over and to their credit, the food they are “banging-out” is even better than the original stuff. Trust me on this one, Gary Woo Express is right up there with the best Chinese restaurants that Jeff Eats has tried down here in South Florida.
When you check menu/prices at www.garywooexpress.com- in addition to loads of Chinese stuff you will find a huge Japanese menu. For the record, Jeff Eats, didn’t try any of the Japanese items, but if the Japanese food is as good as the Chinese stuff was—Gary Woo Express will be a joint where you can get both-delicious Chinese and Japanese takeout. Just so you know, Gary Woo Express has a couple of tables inside and a handful outside—but this joint is basically a takeout.
Applying Jeff Eats’ 1950’s Brooklyn Jewish Taste Test…sampled items included— won ton soup, tomato egg drop soup, egg rolls, pan fried pork dumplings, bbq ribs, general tso’s chicken, sweet & sour pork, pepper steak, shrimp in lobster sauce, chicken lo mein, roast pork fried rice. The result…Gary Woo Express is one of the best Chinese-takeoout joints that Jeff Eats has tried down here in South Florida. No kidding around, every item “tried” was delicious. To be perfectly honest with you, Jeff Eats’ original plan was to put the “dishes” in some sort of pecking order- but they were all dynamite–so I’ didn’t bother. For you wise-guys out there, No!–Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats didn’t eat “all” that food all by ourselves in one sitting…The fact of the matter, the taste test was conducted in 2-parts…some of the food was picked-up on a Thursday night and some was picked up on Saturday night—so there!
If I got one bitch here, I found the prices a drop- on the high side. No big deal–no second job needed…but the prices were definitely higher than the local competition.
Before I run…if you decide to try Gary Woo Express–when you get to the joint, you’ll find a “menu-rack” outside the front door. The takeout menus in the rack–have coupons and you can use them “right away”— Now that I’m thinking, the coupon that I used saved me 10% off my entire order. The point of all this yapping—use the coupons to off-set the higher-prices I detected.
Gary Woo Express was a “huge” find.
I am telling you, this joint is right up there with best of breed.
Gary Woo Express is open Monday-Friday 11am-10pm and Saturday-Sunday 2pm-10pm.
Posted on August 19th, 2009
***** Gary Woo Express, 9874 Yamato Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33498 (561) 483-4889.
Let me be straight-up with you guys…years ago, Gary “Woo” was a neighbor of mine…best friends, nope, but I know the guy. I remember when he opened his first joint- China Dumpling (Boynton Beach), his second joint-Gary Woo’s Asian Bistro (Boca Raton)…if you check, I rated China Dumpling one of the best Chinese restaurants in South Florida. To date, I have not reviewed the Asian Bistro.
Anyway…a few months ago a new strip center opened in Boca Raton…Gary Woo Express is the Chinese “anchor”…this is a takeout -only joint.
Let me start off by saying, that the food that this joint is cranking out is top-notch. Now, in most likelihood, I haven’t gotten stuff from your favorite neghborhood haunt, but based on 2-takeout outings…I’m gonna bet that Gary Woo’s food is better than the food you have been schleping home.
Recent taste-tests of…wonton soup, egg rolls, bbq ribs. pan fried dumplings, roast pork fried rice, sweet sour pork, general tso’s chicken, shrimp in lobster sauce…top-notch. I couldn’t find one item to really complain about.
At this stage of the game…checkout Gary Woo Express website www.garywooexpress.com for menu/prices.
I do have one problem with the joint…some of the prices are off-the chart…waaaaay tooo expensive.
So…you guys now know about a top-notch Chinese takeout joint.
Gary Woo Express is open Monday-Friday 11:30am-10pm and Saturday-Sunday 3pm-10pm.
* A Valentine’s Day Motown Tribute Show- Featuring Shadows Of The 60s.
Got a live-stream “event” that you 60s-70s Motown guys out there- don’t want to miss…
Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, the Shadows Of The 60s is one of best Motown Tribute shows in the business…
Don’t believe me on how good these guys are?…
You can catch tickets at meethook.live and shadowsofthe60s.com.
* Happy Valentine’s Day.
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Rachel.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over.
“To check my sister’s wedding- invitations” she said.
She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn’t overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She said “Before you commit your life to my sister.”
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test.”
“We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.”
Welcome to the family my son.
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 2/14/21- Rays Pizza).
One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…
STROMBOLI
($10.95 small- mozzarella cheese/ pepperoni/ sausage/ onion/ green peppers/ mushrooms, Ray’s sauce)
Rays Pizza
118 Crescent Street
Fort Myers Beach
(239) 765-7437
rayspizzafmb.com
Latest Review: 10/17/19
Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, this no frills pizza joint’s pizzas/ subs-sandwiches/ wings/ salads/ calzones/ strombolis/ appetizers/ desserts are off the chart delicious!
Posted on October 17th, 2019
***** Rays Pizza, 118 Crescent Street, Fort Myers Beach, Florida 33931, (239) 765-7437.
Got a real good pizza joint for you guys to checkout- Rays Pizza in Fort Myers Beach.
Real simple tale- handful of tables, pizzas/wings/salads/subs/calzone/stromboli menu, open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm/Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.
Last night- Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Rays Pizza and I gotta tell you guys that this no-frills decor joint’s food absolutely killed!
Let me wrap-up Rays Pizza by saying that- if this joint was closer to the Eats’ Boca Raton abode, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats would definitely be real steady customers. Like I said a few seconds ago- this no-frills decor joint’s food absolutely killed!
You guys can check menu/prices/info at rayspizzafmb.com.
