Humor!

FIRST TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, Morris . This is Saul, next door. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently. I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.- Saul.
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Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul.
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SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.

This contest started on 4/21/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2- $25 The Habit Burger Grill Gift Cards.

Jeff Eats got 2-$25 The Habit Burger Grill Gift Cards to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 50 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Cards are good at any The Habit Burger Grill location (habitburger.com for menu/prices, locations, promotion info)- and can be used for any purchase!

* Exclusive Online Presale- Steely Dan.

Just one of the greatest Rock N Roll duo-bands of all time!

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Password: ROCK

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Florida Tour Schedule 2022

This contest started on 4/20/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2- $10 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Gift Cards.

Jeff Eats got 2- $10 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Gift Cards to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Cards are good at any Krispy Kreme Doughnuts location. You can check krispykreme.com for locations/info.

***** Asian Pearl, 2551 Drew Street, Clearwater, Florida 33765, (727) 797-1888.

Got a real good Chinese joint for you guys to checkout, Asian Pearl in Clearwater.

Real simple tale, last week Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats were visiting some friends (Mike and Angie) in Clearwater and they introduced- and treated us to dinner at Asian Pearl- and I gotta tell you guys its food absolutely killed! Table/booth/counter seating, reasonably priced menu of Brooklyn Jewish American Chinese Food circa 1957 and “Real” Chinese Food, open Tuesday-Sunday 1pm-10:30pm/closed Monday.

Let’s wrap Asian Pearl up by saying, if this joint was in Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton neighborhood we definitely would be real steady customers!-

You guys can can check menu/prices/info at asianpearlcw.com.

This contest started on 4/18/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2- $20 Arby’s Gift Cards.

Jeff Eats got 2- $20 Arby’s Gift Cards to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 40 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Cards are good at any Arby’s location (arbys.com for locations, menu, info).

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday-4/17/22- How Ya Doughn’?).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

CLASSIC PEPPERONI PIZZA
($24- 16” Mozzarella, parmesan, pepperoni, onion, sauce)

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, AWESOME PIZZAS & SALADS!

How Ya Doughn’?
4251 North Federal Hwy Suite 1
Boca Raton
(561) 617-1579
howyadoughn.com
Latest Review: 11/29/21

Posted on November 29th, 2021

***** How Ya Doughn’?, 4251 North Federal Hwy Suite 1, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 617-1579.

Got a real good pizza joint for you guys to check-out, How Ya Doughn’? in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell- basically takeout/delivery, pizzas/salads menu, order/pickup at counter, inside counter seating/handful of outside tables and picnic benches.

Yesterday, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” How Ya Doughn’? (which opened something like 3 months ago) and I gotta tell you that the pizzas and salads we picked-up to help “feed” a couple of visiting cousins were off the chart delicious!

Now, you guys know that this food reviewing gig is purely a subjective game- you know, what Jeff Eats likes you may hate and vice versa! With that in mind, I kinda think that I know my pizzas and pizza joint salads and I’m telling you that How Ya Doughn’? is an absolute must try joint!

How Ya Doughn’? is open Tuesday-Thursday 11am-8pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-10pm/ Sunday noon-8pm, closed on Monday.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at howyadoughn.com.

* Happy Easter!

* Humor!

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?” Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

* Happy Passover.