A kangaroo walked into a movie theater. Wanting to avoid paying a high price for popcorn at the concession stand, she hid a bucket of popcorn in her pouch and tried to smuggle it in.
When the kangaroo went up to the ticket booth, the theater employee looked at the kangaroo’s pouch and said, “Ma’am, are you carrying in any outside food or drink?”
The kangaroo replied, “No, this isn’t popcorn in my pouch. It’s my child.”
The employee said, “Really? Okay. Come on in.”
A man who was in line behind the kangaroo then went up to the booth to buy a ticket, carrying a bucket of popcorn.
The employee said to him, “No outside food or drink is allowed in here! If you want a bucket of popcorn, you’ll have to buy it at the concession stand for $10.”
The man said, “But that’s not fair! You let the kangaroo come into the theater, and she was carrying a bucket of popcorn in her pouch pretending that it was her child!”
The employee replied, “Yes, but the kangaroo paid an extra $15 for her child’s ticket.”
This contest started on 12/30/22. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $20 Chick-fil-A Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $20 Chick-fil-A Gift Card to give to one of you guys…
The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $20 Gift Card is good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).
For you guys who may be wondering, tomorrow night, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are having 4 long time friends over to our Boca Raton abode to celebrate New Year’s Eve.
Got a real good “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joint for you guys to check-out, Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen in Boca Raton.
Real simple tale to tell- last night, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen (located in a requisite bombed-out South Florida strip center) and I gotta tell you guys- that the joint’s food was- delicious! Inside table seating/ small handful of outdoor tables, reasonably priced menu featuring appetizers/ soups/ salads/ pizzas/ calzones/ strombolis/ hot & cold subs/ wings/ entrees/ desserts/ other stuff!
Like I said 2- seconds ago, the joint’s food was absolutely delicious…
Last but surely not least, Aunt Lulu’s wait and back of the house staff was off-the-chart good! Despite the masks, dine-in orders and loads of take-out orders, the crew was extremely competent and super-pleasant in taking care of business!
You guys can check menu/prices/info at auntluluspizza.com.
Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen is open 7 days a week 11am-10pm.
One of America’s funniest clean-national touring headlining comedians- Modi is set to play the Boca Black Box in Boca Raton on Thursday Night, January 20th, 2022 (8pm) and Thursday Night, January 27th, 2022 (8pm).
Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have seen Modi twice and I am telling you guys- that unless there is something seriously wrong with you, he will have you laughing all night long!
Don’t miss this guy!
The Skinny:
National Touring Headliner Comedian- Modi
Thursday, January 12, 2023 (8pm)
&
Thursday, January 26, 2023 (8pm)
Voted one of the top 10 comedians in New York City by the Hollywood Reporter and BackStage, MODI is one of the comedy circuits most sought after performers. Featured on HBO, CBS, NBC, ABC. Comedy Central, Howard Stern and E! Entertainment, MODI has received rave reviews in the New York Times, Time Out NY and the New York Post.
Born in Israel, MODI moved to the United States when he was seven. After college, MODI worked as an investment banker and had no plans to become a stand up comedian. But one open mic changed everything.
Amelia David of BackStage raves, MODI has a young Sid Caesar esque talent for creating accents and characters, making him appeal to a diverse market. According to the Los Angeles Times, MODI is versatile and quick on his feet. He can read an audience in a beat and improvise so nimbly that he keeps any audience, regardless of age, race and gender, laughing.
MODI has appeared in several feature films and played leading roles in two: Waiting for Woody Allen, which won the LA Film Festival, and Stand Up, a feature-length film. According to Variety, MODI delivers a naturally funny performance with a tremendous amount of energy on screen.
MODI is a regular performer at the New York and Los Angeles comedy clubs and headlines around the country. He has also gone on tour in the United Kingdom, Holland and Israel and performs in comedy festivals and special venues, including Montreals Just for Laughs Comedy Festival and The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C.
This contest started on 12/27/22. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $10 Salvo’s Pizzeria Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $10 Salvo’s Pizzera Gift Card for one of you guys!
The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $10 Gift Card is good at Salvo’s Pizzeria, Delray Beach Market, 33 Southwest 3rd Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida, (561) 562-7000.
You guys can check menu/prices/info at salvospizzeriadelray.com.
Got a real good pizza joint for you guys to checkout, Salvo’s Pizzeria which is located in the gigantic Delray Beach Market food-court in Delray Beach.
Simple concept, order/pickup at counter, tons of inside table seating,
Hours of Operation:
Sunday-Thursday: 11am-10pm
Friday-Saturday: 11am-11pm
Yesterday, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Salvo’s Pizzeria and I gotta tell you- the joint’s food absolutely killed!
Like I said 12 seconds ago, Salvo’s Pizzeria is located in the Delray Beach Market- which is basically a gigantic food-court. Salvo’s menu is a bare bones situation but trust me, the pizza, garlic knots, risotto balls which we had were delicious!
You guys can check menu/prices/info at salvospizzeriadelray.com.
This contest started on 12/26/22. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $10 Miller’s Ale House Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $10 Miller’s Ale House Gift Card to give to one of you guys…
The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $10 Gift Card is good at any of Miller’s 97 Ale House locations (millersalehouse.com for locations/ menus/ prices/ info).
Got a real good Chinese joint for you guys to checkout, Lu Garden in Orlando.
Simple tale to tell, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Lu Garden and the joint’s food killed! Indoor booth/table seating/small handful of outdoor tables, reasonably priced Brooklyn Jewish American Chinese Food circa 1957/Authentic Real Chinese Food menu, open Sunday 12pm-11pm/Monday-Thursday 11am-11pm/Friday-Saturday 12pm-12am.
Let’s wrap-up Lu Garden by saying- if the joint was a whole lot closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode- we would be real steady customers.
You guys can check menu/prices/info at lugardenorlando.com.
My name is Jeff. I was born and bred in Brooklyn, New York. Since 1991, I have lived in South Florida and have eaten in so many restaurants down here, that I now consider myself to be a food expert.
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