* Humor!

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed.

The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court.

The lawyer did his best-selling job, and finally, the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn’t resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, “You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn’t have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn’t have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!”

The old rancher replied, “Well, I’ll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that bull came home this morning.”

This contest started on 10/11/23 This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Shake Shack Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Shake Shack Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Shake Shack location (shakeshack.com for locations, menu, info).

This contest started on 10/9/23. This contest has a winner.

***** Win A $25 Johnnie Brown’s Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Johnnie Brown’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at Johnnie Brown’s, 301 East Atlantic Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33483, (561) 243-9911.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at johnniebrowns.com.

Posted on 2/21/16

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 2/21/16).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

CLASSIC “FLAT GRIDDLE” ANGUS SLIDERS
$9.99 (3 mini angus burgers topped with cheddar/grilled onions/ketchup/mustard/pickles, side of French fries

Johnnie Brown’s
301 East Atlantic Avenue
Delray Beach
(561) 243-9911
johnniebrowns.com
Latest Review: 12/12/09

Johnnie Brown’s is a really cool sports bar. The joint makes absolutely delicious angus sliders. Those sliders come with a side of French fries-which between you guys and me- kinda “suck”- But, the sliders more than make up for the crappy- bland tasting-definitely from a “frozen” bag fries (trust Jeff Eats, they look better than they taste). While I’m on the subject of food, Johnnie Brown’s -3 cheese grill sandwich is amazing delicious and its BBQ baby back ribs are real good. Throw in live music every night, tons of tvs, hip young waitstaff and great views of Alantic Avenue for “people watching” and you got a joint that- you gotta try!

Posted on 12/12/09

***** Johnnie Brown’s, 301 East Atlantic Avenue, Delray Beach, Florida 33483, (561) 243-9911.

Back on May 26, 2009, I told you guys about Johnnie Brown’s…at that time, Johnnie Brown’s was “under-construction” and was expected to open in October, 2009. Well!…Johnnie’s didn’t make the October date, but did open this past Wednesday (December 9, 2009). Do me a favor and read that original “review” so I don’t have to waste time typing the same background info…

Last night I ate at Johnnie Brown’s and I will bet you anything, that this “American Style–Roadhouse–Make Believe Biker Bar” joint is a major homerun. This joint has outdoor covered patio seating and indoor seating…to say that this is an easy going joint would be an understatement—your tee shirt/shorts/flip-flops ensemble is perfect. At this juncture, take a look at Johnnie’s website www.johnniebrowns.com for menu/prices.

Johnnie Brown’s has a full outdoor patio bar…a menu loaded with reasonably priced appetizers, salads, burgers, sandwiches, wings, bbq ribs. Last night I did—house salad, sliders, bbq ribs, grilled chicken breast, onion rings, french fries, sweet potatoes fries, jalepeno corn bread—trust me on this one, the food is outrageously good. The only item that I didn’t care for– was the jalepeno corn bread which came with the ribs, thought it was kinda bland tasting…the sweet potato fries were easily the best that I have ever eaten–and over the years, I have eaten my fair share of sweet potato fries. On the service side, now remember the joint was only open 3 days, was excellent. Our waitress, Rhonda knew the menu inside and out…the food came out right on time, beers, sodas and waters were constantly attended to—this joint was operating as if it had been opened 30 years.

Johnnie Brown’s “looks-like a biker-bar” (think Pee Wee Herman!)…neon signs—great ambiance. So—great decor—great food—great service—reasonable prices—and live-bands playing nightly and you got HOMERUN.

Posted on May 26th, 2009

***** Johnnie Brown’s Burgers, Wings, Ribs & Classic Rock, 301 East Atlantic Avenue, Delray Beach 33483.

Hey Jeff Eats, why are you telling us about a joint, that doesn’t even exist? Because…I want you to be one of the first to know, that Elwood’s Dixie Barbeque which has been around for something like 12 million years, was recently sold to Nick Nicholas and Jay Patrinos who run one of “my-most” favorite restaurants in the whole wide world, Primanti Bros….that Elwood’s will be remodeled–renamed Johnnie Brown’s–and probably have some of the most incredible, reasonably priced food that South Florida has ever seen…but then again, I am just guessing.

Look for Johnnie Brown’s to open sometime in October 2009.

***** Morgan’s Country Kitchen, 180 Business Park Way, Ste A2, Royal Palm Beach, Florida 33411, (561) 795-5285.

Got a real good “mom & pop” diner for you guys to check-out, Morgan’s Country Kitchen in Royal Palm Beach.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Morgan’s Country Kitchen and I gotta tell you guys its food absolutely killed! Table/booth/counter seating, reasonably priced All Day Breakfast/ subs/ salads/ sandwiches/ wraps/ burgers/ Monday-Thursday lunch entree specials menu.

If you’re looking for dynamite food, super friendly service, big portions, reasonable prices- you gotta try Morgan’s Country Kitchen!

Morgan’s Country Kitchen is open Monday-Friday 7am-2pm/ Saturday=Sunday 7am-1pm.

You can check menu/prices/info at morgans-countrykitchen.com

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 10/8/23- Kings Pizza- New York Style).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

PEPPERONI CALZONE
($17.95)

Kings Pizza- New York Style
6550 International Drive
Orlando
(407) 801-5383
kingspizzaorlando.com
Latest Review: 6/14/18

You’guys will swear that you’re in a neighborhood Brooklyb pizza joint!

Posted on June 14th, 2018

***** Kings Pizza- New York Style, 6550 International Drive, Orlando, Florida 32819, (407) 801-5383.

Found a real good pizza joint for you guys to check out, King’s Pizza- New York Style in Orlando.

Real simple concept at work here- order/pickup at counter, handful of tables/counter seating, big slices/pies, small handful of other stuff!

The other day, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats were up in Orlando and needed- a couple of slices…We gave King’s Pizza a shot and I gotta tell you guys- the joint makes a real nice New York Style slice (thin crisp crust, sweet sauce, nice fold, nice oil drip)- and its $4.95 slice/can of soda “deal” was exactly what the doctor ordered!

Let me wrap King’s Pizza- New York Style up for you guys- by saying, if you’re looking for a big New York Style slice (and who isn’t?) this joint will absolutely-positively work for you!

You can check menu/prices/info at kingspizzaorlando.com.

King’s Pizza- New York Style is open Sunday-Thursday 5pm-midnight, Friday-Saturday 5pm-1am.

This contest started on 10/7/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante, 7491 North Federal Highway, Boca Raton. Florida 33487, (561) 852-9290.

You can check menu/prices/info at bellaamiciboca.com.

Posted on March 2nd, 2023

***** Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante, 7491 North Federal Highway, Boca Raton. Florida 33487, (561) 852-9290.

Got a real good “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joint for you guys to checkout- Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante in Boca Raton.

Long story short, last night Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante and the joint’s food absolutely killed! Handful of inside & outside tables/ inside counter seating, no frills pizza joint decor, reasonably priced appetizers/ pizzas/ pastas/ hot & cold heros/ entrees/ desserts/ daily specials/ beer & wine menu, open Tuesday-Thursday 11:30am-9pm/ Friday-Saturday noon-10pm/ closed Monday.

Just so you know, Bella Amici’s food totally blew Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats away! I gotta rate this joint right up there with the best “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joints that we have eaten at in Florida. Just so we are straight- if you’re looking for fancy schmancy- Bella Amici is absolutely-positively not going to work for you! I’m talking here- tee shirts/shorts/flip flops, pizzas, pastas, mussels marinara, lasagna, wings, fried calamari, strombolis, heros, antipasto salad, garlic knots, tartufos, endless Coca Cola refills and loads of napkins!

Let’s wrap Bella Amici Pizzeria & Restaurante up by saying- you can check menu/prices/info at bellaamiciboca.com.

Originally posted on October 2nd, 2023.

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The Wall And Beyond “The Pink Floyd Experience in Surround Sound”

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Saturday, October 7th, 2023 (7:30pm-10pm EDT)

FAU Carole and Barry Kaye Performing Arts Auditorium
777 Glades Road
Boca Raton, FL 33431
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Celebrating 50 Years of “The Dark Side of the Moon”
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This unique show will also take you on a journey through time and the endless creatives of Pink Floyd… You will revisit The History of Pink Floyd live like never before with State-of-the-Art Surround Sound, LED Walls, Lasers and 15 World Class Grammy Musicians and Engineers.

* Humor!

A man went to Heaven.

As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks for?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”

“Oh”, said the man. “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s”, replied St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible”, said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s President Biden’s clock?” asked the man. **

St. Peter replied, “We’re using it as a ceiling fan”.

** Please feel free to insert your “favorite” politician’s name!

***** Jimmy C’s Italian Deli & Market, 3571 North Federal Highway, Boca Raton, Florida 33431, (561) 405-6164.

Got a real good Italian deli-market for you guys to check-out, Jimmy C’s Italian Deli & Market in Boca Raton.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Jimmy C’s Italian Deli & Market and its food absolutely killed!

Order/pay at counter, food delivered to handful of tables, Reasonably priced cold & hot subs/ salads/ pastas/ soups/ prepared foods/ entrees/ desserts menu.

Now you guys know that this food reviewing “gig” is just a subjective call- you know, what Jeff likes you may hate and vise versa…

With that in mind, I gotta rate Jimmy C’s Italian Market & Deli right up there with Florida’s best sub joints and Florida’s best Italian markets. The food was dynamite, the guys behind the counter were super pleasant, the prices were reasonable- make this joint a must try!

Jimmy C’s Market & Deli is open Monday-Friday 11am-5pm/ Saturday 11am-3pm/ closed on Sunday.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at Jimmycdeli.com.

This contest started on 10/6/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Whit’s Frozen Custard Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Whit’s Frozen Custard Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Whit’s Frozen Custard location.

You guys can check – whitscustard.com for locations, menu/prices, info.

Posted on December 1st, 2019

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 12/1/19- Whit’s Frozen Custard).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu…

2 SCOOPS WAFFLE CONE
$6.00

Whit’s Frozen Custard
3551 North Federal Highway
Boca Raton
(561) 465-3428
whitscustard.com
Latest Review: 12/1/19

Yesterday- Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Whit’s Frozen Custard and all I can tell you- is if you like frozen custard- you will absolutely love this joint. Simple concept- order/pickup at counter, inside table & wall counter seating, very reasonably priced vanilla/chocolate/rotating daily and monthly flavors/toppings/shakes-malts menu, open 7 days a week noon-10pm, currently 51 U.S. store-chain with a handful of Florida joints- Boca Raton store opened in October,2019.

Let me wrap-up Whit’s Frozen Custard by saying that its custard is made fresh daily and is absolutely delicious!

Check store locations/menu/info at whitscustard.com.