* Humor!

A Highway Patrol Officer pulled over a little old lady for going 10mph on the highway.

As he walked up to the old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid.

He leaned down to the old lady’s window and noticed she was as calm as could be.

“Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma’am?”

“No, I do not,” she replied sweetly.

“You were going 10mph on the highway. That’s a serious hazard for other drivers.”

The officer couldn’t help but glance at the three terrified passengers.

The little old lady pointed at the sign nearby. “Isn’t the speed limit 10?”

The officer looked at the sign and laughed. “Ma’am, that’s the sign telling you which highway you’re on. Interstate 10.”

The little old lady burst out in a fit of giggles. “Oh, I’m sorry!”

The officer decided it was an honest mistake and was going to let her go. But curiosity got the better of him. “Can I ask why your passengers are so scared?”

The little old lady laughed again. “Probably because I just got off Interstate 127.”

* Halloween candy prices surge 13% — more than double inflation in other grocerie

The above New York Post headline (10/30/23) says it all!

Just keeping you guys (who may have been in a coma during the past 3 years) in the loop!

You guys can read the complete New York Post article at nypost.com.

This contested started on 10/31/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Burtons Grill & Bar Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Burtons Grill & Bar Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at all Burtons Grill & Bar locations.

You can check burtonsgrill.com for menu/prices/locations/info.

Posted on November 27th, 2017

***** Burtons Grill & Bar, 5580 North Military Trail, Boca Raton, Florida 33496, (561) 465-2036.

Got a real good American-Style joint for you guys to checkout, Burtons Grill & Bar which opened 6-weeks ago in Boca Raton.

Great looking free-standing building restaurant which seats something like 300 featuring an open kitchen/ a full liquor bar/ table & booth seating/ a menu loaded with reasonably priced- appetizers, soups, salads, sandwiches, entrees, paleo dishes, vegetarian dishes, gluten free dishes, desserts.

Like I said 2 seconds ago, Burtons Grill & Bar opened 6-weeks ago in Boca Raton- that said, this joint isn’t Burtons owners’ first rodeo in that they also have 13 other Burtons Grill & Bars spread-out over Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Hamphshire, Virginia, South Carolina and North Carolina!

Long story short, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and two other couples did-dinner at Burtons and I gotta tell you, its food and service were right on the money! Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, unless my hearing is going- during and after the meal I didn’t hear even one single bitch about “anything”- so Jeff Eats is kinda thinking that Burtons Grill & Bar has a winning formula figured out!

Let me wrap Burtons Grill & Bar up for you guys- by telling you that the joint is open Monday-Thursday 11:30am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 11:30am-10;30pm, Sunday 11:30am-9pm- and you can checkout menu/prices/info at burtonsgrill.com.

* Happy Halloween!

This contest started on 10/31/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 The Habit Burger Grill Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 The Habit Burger Grill Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any The Habit Burger Grill location (habitburger.com for menu/prices, locations, promotion info)- and can be used for any purchase!

This contest started on 10/30/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen location.

Check Popeyes.com for menu/prices/locations/info.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 10/29/23- Mount Dora Pizza & Subs).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

LARGE CALZONE
($22.25- pepperoni/ sausage/ ground beef/ mushrooms/ mozzarella cheese/ ricotta cheese/ garlic, side of marinara sauce)

Mount Dora Pizza & Subs
2718 West Old US Highway 441
Mount Dora(
9352) 383-5303
mountdorapizza.com
Latest Review: 10/2/23

This calzone is off the chart delicious!

Posted on October 2nd, 2023.

***** Mount Dora Pizza & Subs, 2718 West Old US Highway 441 Mount Dora, Florida 32757, (352) 383-5303.

Got a real good “mom & pop” Italian joint for you guys to check0-out, Mount Dora Pizza & Subs in Mount Dora.

Real simple tale to tell, last week Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Mount Dora Pizza & Subs and its food was right on the money! The joint which opened in 1978 has inside table/booth seating and a “full boat” reasonably priced menu of appetizers/ soups/ salads/ pastas/ pizzas/ hot & cold subs/ entrees/ desserts/ beers & wines.

Now you guys know, that this food reviewing “gig” is purely a subjective call, what I like you may hate and vice versa! With that in mind, I’m telling ypu guys, that Mount Dora Pizza & Subs really has its act together- serving up dynamite stuff! If this joint was a whole lot closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode- we’d be real steady customers!

Mount Dora Pizzas & Subs is open Monday-Thursday 11am- 9:00pm/ ​​Friday- Saturday: 11:00am – 9:30pm/ closed Sunday.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at mountdorapizza.com.

This contest started on 10/28/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen Gift Card for one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen, 133 East Hillsboro Boulevard, Deerfield Beach, Florida 33441 (954) 427-0650, picklebarrelfl.com

Posted on November 6th, 2008
***** Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen, 133 East Hillsboro Boulevard, Deerfield Beach, Florida 33441 (954) 427-0650.

I am now going to give you the name of one of South Florida’s great “order at the counter delis”…Pickle Barrel. This joint has been around since 1974 and makes some of the most delicious deli sandwiches and salads that you have ever tasted. Take a look at Pickle’s website at www.picklebarrelfl.com for menu/prices.

I am telling you…the food at this joint is absolutely amazing. The corned beef, pastrami, turkey and tuna-shrimp-chicken salads are about as good as it gets…throw in your choice from 6 breads, 12 condiments and 5 cheeses and this joint can whip-up some heavy-duty combination sandwiches. As for prices, although Pickle Barrel is located right next-door to a pawn shop, you won’t have to go into hock for this joint’s sandwiches or salads… Pickel’s prices are in-line with your favorite neighborhood sub shop’s menu.

Pickle Barrel is open Monday-Friday 9am-6pm, Saturday 9am-5pm and Sunday 9:30am-4:30pm.

***** Two Fat Guys Italian Gourmet Deli, 1355 Southwest Gatlin Boulevard, Port Saint Lucie, Florida 34953, (772) 446-9371.

Got a real good Italian deli for you guys to check-out, Two Fat Guys Italian Gourmet Deli in Port Saint Lucie.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Two Fat Guys Italian Gourmet Deli and the joint’s reasonably priced selection of hot & cold sandwiches-heroes/ prepared foods/ salads/ pastas/ baked goods/ pizzas/ cheeses/ meats/ seafood/ breads/ desserts/ groceries totally blew us away! We were like two kids in a candy store!

Two Fat Guys Gourmet Italian Deli is an absolute must try!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at twofatguysbrooklyn.com.

Two Fat Guys Gourmet Italian Deli is open Monday – Wednesday 8:30am-6:30pm/ Thursday 8:30 am-7:00 pm/ Friday 8:00 am -7:00 pm/ Saturday 8:00 am – 5:00 pm​, closed Sunday.

By the way, Two Fat Guys Gourmet Italian Deli also sells bagels!

* Thurston Howell – A Premier Yacht Rock Spectacular.

Just picked-up 2 tickets!

Hearing real good things about this act!

From casinodaniabeach.com…

Thurston Howell is A Premier Yacht Rock Spectacular; their shows are tailored to perfection. It’s all about taking the audience on a journey through some of the most iconic soft rock of the 70’ and 80’s. Performing them with modern energy while staying true to that classic sound.

Featuring classic hits from Toto to Michael Mcdonald, Hall & Oates, Boz Scaggs, Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, Steely Dan, Little River Band and many more. Thurston Howell navigates across your favorite smooth sailing hits of the 70’s & 80’s. So, grab your mates and make your way out to the edge of the dock. Climb on board the Thurston Howell Yacht Rock spectacular and enjoy a musical tour!!

You can catch tickets at: casinodaniabeach.com

The Casino @ Dania Beach

301 E Dania Beach Blvd
Dania Beach, Florida 33004