* Two Guys From Long Island…Walk Into A Bar.

The below- article first appeared on August 9, 2016. Jeff Eats just picked-up 2 discount tickets on goldstar.com. Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats got big “comedy plans” for this coming Saturday and Sunday- the legendary Bob Nelson plays the Boca Black Box on Saturday and Romas & Consoli hit the same stage on Sunday. Trust me, 3 very funny guys!

Posted on August 9th, 2016
* Two Guys From Long Island…Walk Into A Bar.
Two of America’s top-notch “clean” comedians Al Romas and John Consoli team-up for “Two Guys From Long Island…Walk Into A Bar” a must see show at the Boca Black Box on Sunday, September 18, 2016 at 7pm!

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have seen both Romas and Consoli’s stand-up acts and they absolutely kill!

If you wanna go see them…

Two Guys From Long Island…Walk Into A Bar
Sunday, September, 18, 2016 (7pm)
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road #10
Boca Raton,FL 33434
Box Office: 561.483.9036
Tickets: bocablackbox.com. goldstar.com (discount tickets)

from bocablackbox.com

What happens when you have one comedian from Long Island? You get an evening of hysterical humor. BUT, what happens when you have two comedians from Long Island? You get an uproariously evening of hilarity that will surely tickle your funny bone.

So don’t miss the show critics are going to call the new Odd Couple: Two Guys from Long Island… walk into a bar.

Al Romas is an established headliner who has delighted audiences in an impressive list of venues ranging from Radio City Music Hall for ESPN’s Espy Awards to Las Vegas, Atlantic City and various major Cruise Lines. You may have seen him on: VH1’s “Standup Spotlight” , A&E’s “Evening at the Improv” , MTV’s “Half Hour Comedy Hour” and Comedy Central’s “Short Attention Span Theater.”

John Consoli is a stand-up comedian from Long Island. His act pulls from all facets of his life experience as the product of a broken but hysterical home, a husband, father, ex-husband and a guy who’s starting to realize that life is trying really hard to pass him by.John’s quick wit and ability to improvise make him a great fit for virtually any venue. John also performs as a one man show at theaters all over the north-eastern USA, most recently at the Courtyard Theater in Selinsgrove PA.

***** To The Moon Marketplace, 2205 Wilton Drive, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33305, (954) 564-7987.

This is an “out of sight, out of mind” situation!

First told you guys about To The Moon Marketplace way-back on June 29, 2009- hadn’t been back since.

Long story short, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats went yesterday- we were literally like kids in a candy store!

Do yourself a real solid and GO! You will have an absolutely great time “shopping.”

Posted on June 29th, 2009
***** To The Moon Marketplace, 2205 Wilton Drive, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33305, (954) 564-7987.

Got something different for you…To The Moon, which is like a “general store” with merchandise from something like 60 countries.

The joint has all kinds of nostalgic candies, chocolates, licorice, greeting cards, gag gifts…all kinds of crap (in the good sense).

Check out the joint’s website www.tothemoonmarketplace.com for products/tons of photos/details.

I am telling you…you will have an absolute blast shopping at this joint

To The Moon is open Monday-Thursday 10am-11pm, Friday 10am-1am, Saturday 11am-1am and Sunday 11am-11pm.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 9/11/16).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

WALMART’S GLAZED DONUTS
$3.98 (baker’s dozen)

Walmart
Walmart.com
Latest Review: 6/12/15

A donut is like sex, even when it’s bad, it’s good.

Posted on June 12th, 2015
* Walmart’s Glazed Donuts.
There is an old French saying (then again, maybe it’s an old German saying) “Any port in a storm.”

With that in mind, even though “they”” aren’t your-so called gourmet-donuts…Walmart’s Glazed Donuts at $3.98 for a baker’s dozen are welcome in Jeff Eats’ kitchen -anytime day or night!

Trust me on this one, at roughly 30 cents a piece this is “good stuff.”

* Artie Fletcher.

This article first appeared on September 2, 2016. Jeff Eats just checked goldstar.com and there is a handful of really good discount-tickets left for tonight’s show! Very funny guy. Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats will be there!

Posted on September 2nd, 2016
* Artie Fletcher.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have been fans of the “light blue” comedian for years!

Just picked up a pair of tickets for Fletcher’s upcoming Saturday (8pm), September 10th appearance at the Boca Black Box in Boca Raton.

If you can handle the “F” word (sheesh! Jeff Eats’ dog, Jiggy Jeff Eats can handle the “F” word), you will absolutely love Fletcher’s hilarious take on every day life!

The Skinny:

Artie Fletcher
Sat., Sep. 10, 8 p.m.
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road #10
Boca Raton, Florida 33434
Box Office: 561-483-9036
Tickets: bocablackbox.com and goldstar.com (discount tickets)

from bocablackbox.com

Artie is one of the Entertainment Industry’s most talked-about “must-see” performers. No stranger to Film and Television, Commercials, Voice-overs, Print and Live Stand-up Comedy, Artie is taking the industry and Newstalk Radio waves by storm. Artie has been seen on Law and Order, Conan O’Brien, David Letterman and The Tonight Show. He has performed his dynamic act in such places as Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Radio City Music Hall, Westbury Music Fair, The Toyota Comedy Festival, The Chicago Comedy Festival and Universal Orlando…to name a few. Artie performs internationally, performing for audiences in places as diverse as England, Canada, Hong Kong and ArubaHe has righteously been spotlighted in Las Vegas, Radio City Music Hall, Atlantic City and opened for the likes of Joan Rivers, Regis Philbin, Howie Mandell and Tony Bennett. Regis Philbin described Artie’s ability to entertain and adjust his act to any situation as “Just unbelievable!” Joan Rivers affirmed, “The most interesting thing about Artie is that I’ve never seen so much energy from any person on and off stage.” Through the years Artie has met many people in the business all who have said, “Black or White, it doesn’t really matter, Artie is one of the hottest entertainers to watch!” Catch him at the Box this September!

* Best Chicago Deep Dish Chicago Pizza In Florida.

I’m starting a list here!

Murray’s Bagels, 500 6th Avenue, New York, New York 10011, (212) 462-2830.

The other morning, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats were in New York City and based on super positive YELP reviews- “tried” Murray’s Bagels’ bagels out!

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! Think white bread and you’ll be on the right page!

You guys and Jeff Eats know that “food reviewing” like most things in life is purely a subjective call, you know- what I find hot, you might find cold, so on and so forth! That said, how so many YELPERS could rate Murray’s Bagels’ bagels so-highly, is an absolute mystery to me!

Jeff Eats will leave it at that, but I am telling you guys ABSOLUTE GARBAGE!

One final thought, this winter when the relatives and friends from New York are “down” here visiting-and telling you how great New York Bagels are- tell them, that Jeff Eats said- they obviously never had bagels from Murray’s Bagels, 500 6th Avenue, New York, New York 10011, (561) 462-2830!

* Stevie Nicks.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are going!

STEVIE NICKS With PRETENDERS
NOVEMBER 4 | BB&T CENTER

PRESALE BEGINS: Friday, September 9 at 10:00am
PRESALE ENDS: Sunday, September 11 at 10:00pm

Ticketmaster.com
PASSWORD: DREAMS

***** Donuts To Go, 1414 West 1St Street, Sanford, Florida 32771, (407) 878-2856.

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, I know my donuts!

With the above in mind, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats recently “did” donuts at Donuts To Go in Sanford and I gotta tell you, the joint’s donuts are totally off the chart-delicious! Not really into the “ranking game”- but if I was, which I’m not, I’d rank Donuts To Go’s donuts right up there with the best I’ve had here in Florida as well as elsewhere! Donuts To Go also does- a handful of real-good breakfast sandwiches/items!

Let me wrap Donuts To Go up for you guys…no frills donut shop, order-pickup at counter, handful of tables, terrific donuts and delicious breakfast sandwiches/items!

Donuts To Go is open Monday-Friday 6am-6pm, Saturday-Sunday 6am-2pm.

* Tony B’s Ristorante & Supper Club, 7351 State Road 7, Parkland, Florida 33073, (954) 906-5411.

The below-story first appeared on August 26, 2016. In a nutshell, it told you about a new Italian joint that was getting ready to open in mid-September, 2016…

Long story short, Tony B’s is set to open tomorrow (9/9/16)- so if you wanna be one of its first customers, reservations (954) 906-5411 or online at OpenTable.com.
Tony B’s hours:
Mon Closed
Tue 5:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Wed 5:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Thu 5:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Fri 5:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Sat 5:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Sun 4:00 pm – 10:00 pm

A quick final note, some buddies of mine- recently got to “test” some of Tony B’s stuff and said the food was off-the-chart delicious! Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats got plans to-do Tony B’s sometime in the next 30 days. If you get there before we do, let me know your thoughts!

Posted on August 26th, 2016
* Tony B’s Ristorante & Supper Club, 7351 State Road 7, Parkland, Florida 33073, (954) 906-5411.
Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, Jeff Eats “hears” a ton of stuff every day…and, I’m hearing a ton of talk about Tony B’s Ristorante & Supper Club which plans to open mid-September, 2016 in Parkland…The chatter is-that the upscale Tony B’s is gonna be an off-the-chart terrific Italian restaurant featuring amazing entertainment! Now you guys and Jeff Eats both know that talk-is-cheap, so we’ll just have to wait and see if owner Tony Brocco – who by the way is one of America’s most successful 50’s-60’s music concert promoters, has assembled a line-up of top shelf chefs, managers and wait-staff to warrant the current favorable buzz!!

Let’s keep a close eye on this Tony B’s situation- tonybsristorante.com.

from tonybsristorante.com
About Us
Tony B’s Ristorante & Supper Club is the realization of a long-time dream of owner Tony Brocco. This unique dining concept, opening in September, 2016, in Parkland, Florida, will feature Classic Italian Cuisine with a modern touch—we call it “Italian Fusion”—a mix of the best of Northern, Southern and Modern Italian cooking. Our warm & welcoming hospitality will create the ideal environment to enjoy home-style cooking, as well as enjoy music to enhance your dining experience. Tony’s vision is informed by his enjoyment of the supper clubs of the 50’s & 60’s in NYC—great food, sophistication, and outstanding entertainment. The expert and professional team at Tony B’s will enhance your every dining experience—our goal is to have you “Come for the food…Stay for the Music!”

With over 40 years of experience in various aspects of the food industry, Tony is passionate about his new venture. Moving to Florida in the 1970’s, Tony became an innovator, opening a chain of fast-food Italian sausage eateries. In the years that followed, he owned and operated distribution organizations for the highest quality meat products in the region. More recently, Tony has been at the forefront of the entertainment industry in South Florida– bringing some of the top hit recording artists of the ’50 & ‘60’s to the area in major concert venues, including Bobby Rydell, The Drifters, The Platters, The Shirelles, The Flamingos, Jay and the Americans…and the list goes on. These icons, including legendary DJ/MC Cousin Brucie, created the soundtrack of his life, and now, to Tony, they are friends.

He and his wife, Ann Marie, look forward to bringing this love of quality food and music to new friends and guests who visit Tony B’s Ristorante & Supper Club, opening this September, at 7351 State Road 7 (441), Parkland, Florida. Watch this website for special Happy Hour, Ladies Night, private party & live music events. Tony B’s hope to become your “go to” place for all your special events. Let us help you plan an evening or party to remember. Stay tuned…

Use our Contact Us page to stay in touch until our doors open in September.

***** New York Style Pizza & Restaurant, 6438 Lake Worth Road, Lake Worth, Florida 33467, (561) 964-1503.

Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, some things in life just can’t be explained. Like- Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats having never “tried” New York Style Pizza & Restaurant until last night, despite 1. the joint having been around since 1979, 2. since 1991 we’d heard nothing but terrific things about its food and 3. it’s only- 20 minutes from our Boca Raton home!

Long story short, last night (I know I already told you that) Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats ate dinner at red sauce- mom & pop – New York Style Pizza & Restaurant and the joint blew us away! Delicious food, big portions, super pleasant service, very reasonable prices!

Trust Jeff Eats on this baby, this joint is an absolute home run!

You can check nysrp.com for menu/info.

New York Pizza & Restaurant is open Monday-Thursday 11am-9pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-10pm, Sunday 4pm-9pm.