* An Angel Visited A Woman…

An angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wanted to get into Heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

The angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was doing.

“Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to look in the freezer- my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt and had his way with me right then and there.”

“They don’t like that in Heaven”, said the angel.

The woman replied: “They’re not too crazy about it in Publix either!!

This contest started on 4/23/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Nick’s Family Diner Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Nick’s Family Diner Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at Nick’s Family Diner, 5439 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, Florida 32810, (407) 704-8861.

Check nicksfamily-diner.com for menu/prices/info.

Posted on February 1st, 2017

***** Nick’s Family Diner, 5439 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, Florida 32810, (407) 704-8861.

Got a real good breakfast/lunch diner for you guys, Nicks Family Diner in Orlando which is open Tuesday-Saturday 7am-3pm, closed Monday.

Now- not exactly a 24/365 New York Diner- but for down here in sunny Florida- pretty good, pretty good! Free standing building/table/booth/counter seating!

Checkout Nick’s menu down-below, Jeff Eats is kinda thinking that unless there is something very-very wrong with you- you’re definitely gonna find what to eat!

Last week Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats caught breakfast at Nick’s and really enjoyed the joint. No bs-here, if Nick’s was closer to our Boca Raton abode, we would definitely be real steady customers!

Like I said 3.4 seconds ago, not exactly a 24/365 New York Diner- but trust Jeff Eats when I tell you Nick’s Family Diner is a winner!

Check nicksfamily-diner.com for menu/prices/info.

This contest started on 4/23/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win 48 White Castle The Original Sliders.

Jeff Eats got 3- White Castle The Original Sliders coupons to give to one of you guys. Each coupon gets you a 16 pack of White Castle The Original Sliders. For you guys out there who might be math-challenged, 3×16=48! Retail value $35.00.

The game- the first 30 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many coAmments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The 3- White Castle The Original Sliders coupons can be used at any super-market/retail outlet that carries 16-pack White Castle The Original Sliders (check whitecastle.com for market/retail locations).

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 4/25/21- Wendy’s $5 Bacon Double Stack Biggie Bag).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

WENDY’S $5 BACON DOUBLE STACK BIGGIE BAG

(Wendy’s® is giving fans a chance to #SecureTheBag with the return of the Bacon Double Stack™ in one of the best deals around – the $5 Biggie™ Bag. That’s right, the iconic Bacon Double Stack – featuring two fresh never-frozen beef patties*, Applewood smoked bacon, cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickle and onion – is back in fast food’s ultimate meal deal. What’s in the bag? With the Bacon Double Stack, 4-piece chicken nuggets (Spicy or Crispy, your choice), small fries and a small drink for just $5, Wendy’s Biggie Bag is everything you ever wanted in one (biggie) bag.).

Trust Jeff Eats on this one…

Wendy’s- Bacon Double Stack is an absolutely dynamite fast food burger! Throw in some crispy chicken nuggets, french fries and a Coke- with the whole megillah costing 5 bucks and you got yourself a great deal!

You guys can check wendys.com for offer details/Wendy’s locations/info.

This contest started on 4/21/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 V & S Italian Deli Subs and Pasta Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 V & S Italian Deli Subs and Pasta Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at V & S Italian Deli Subs and Pasta, 2621 North Federal Highway, Boca Raton, Florida 33431 (561) 395-5206. Check menu/prices/info- vandsdeli.com.

Posted on October 23rd, 2016

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 10/23/16)

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

EVERYTHING

V & S Italian Deli Subs and Pasta
2621 North Federal Highwat
Boca Raton
(561) 395-5206
Latest Review: 5/21/2010

V & S is one of the best sub joints that Jeff Eats has had the pleasure to do business with for the past 25 years!

No bs- here, can’t recall even one single “item” that wasn’t off the chart delicious!

This joint is an absolute must try!

Posted on May 21st, 2010

***** V & S Italian Deli Subs and Pasta, 2621 North Federal Highway, Boca Raton, Florida 33431 (561) 395-5206.

V & S is a small Italian takeout-deli located in Boca Raton. The joint has been around since 1985-and has the full gamut of cold and hot subs/sandwiches/salads/Italian entrees/pasta dishes. On the sub price-front, figure on spending $6.50-$8 depending on whether you get small-or-large.

A recent outing had Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “sampling” some subs and I gotta tell you guys- absolutely top-shelf! Delicious fresh baked hard crust bread stuffed with great “fillings”- just that simple!

Like I said two seconds ago, V & S is basically a takeout (handful of wall counter seats) so don’t planning on staging big weddings, bar mitzvahs or baby namings there!

The joint is open Monday-Friday 9am-6pm, Saturday 9am-5pm, Sunday 10am-3pm.

This contest started on 4/21/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 McDonald’s Gift Card.

Real simple story, Jeff Eats got a $20 McDonald’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at any McDonald’s location (mcdonalds.com for locations, menu, info.

This contest started on 4/19/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Way Beyond Bagels Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Way Beyond Bagels Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at:

Way Beyond Bagels
16850 Jog Road,
Delray Beach, Florida 33446
561-638-1320
Monday-Friday: 7am-4pm, Saturday-Sunday: 7am-3pm

Way Beyond Bagels
9858 Clint Moore Road,
Boca Raton, Florida 33496
561-883-3535
Monday-Friday: 7am-4pm, Saturday-Sunday: 7am-3pm

Menu/prices/location waybeyondbagels.com
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Posted on April 22nd, 2016
* Way Beyond Bagels Buys Palm Beach Bagel Bakery & Restaurant.

Here’s a scoop for you guys, Way Beyond Bagels located in Delray Beach recently acquired the Palm Beach Bagel Bakery & Restaurant location at 9858 Clint Moore Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33496. Literally as Jeff Eats types this “scoop” a remodel is underway at the store- which will be renamed Way Beyond Bagels! The full service restaurant (operated by Way Beyond Bagels) is open- during the renovation! Just so you know, this “deal” will leave 2 Palm Beach Bagel joints open- 1200 Yamato Road, Boca Raton and 533 Clematis Street, West Pam Beach (palmbeachbagel.net).

Printed down below are previous Jeff Eats’ tales- about both Way Beyond Bagels and Palm Beach Bagel!

If Jeff Eats was a betting man, I’d bet you guys a buck that the new Way Beyond Bagels’ joint- will be an absolute homerun-goldmine! That’s usually what happens when you make outrageously delicious stuff!

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Posted on June 20th, 2008
***** Way Beyond Bagels, 16850 Jog Road, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 638-1320.

Way Beyond Bagels makes some of the best bagels and bialys in all of South Florida. In addition, its appetizing…like tuna salad, chicken salad are absolutely superb.

Check menu/prices at www.waybeyondbagels.com.

This joint opened about 5 years ago as a take-out which had a few outdoor tables. Based on its immediate and overwhelming success, Way Beyond Bagels rented the store next to its shop and created a cafeteria-type setup where you can eat the stuff that you purchase at the counter. In addition to all types of bagels, bialys, breads, rolls and cold appetizing, Way Beyond Bagels also has hot breakfast items and meats.

This joint is open 7 days a week for breakfast and lunch. On Saturday and Sunday it is absolutely “zoosville.” I am telling you that Way Beyond Bagels’ stuff is as good as it gets down here in South Florida…that’s why it is always jammed with eat-in and take-out orders.

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Posted on July 23rd, 2008
***** Palm Beach Bagel Bakery & Restaurant, 9858 Clint Moore Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33496 (561) 883-3535.

Palm Beach Bagel Bakery & Restaurant has literally taken Boca Raton by storm…in 2 short years, this bagel-deli has opened 3 terrific joints. The original location is on Clint Moore Road…the second and third locations are at, 21065 Powerline Road, Boca Raton (561) 477-7077 and 1200 Yamato Road, Boca Raton (561) 998-8868.

Down here in South Florida, you don’t get away with opening 3 joints in record time, without having the goods…Palm Beach’s bagles/bialys are terrific… not to mention delicious appetizing, deli meats, sandwiches, wraps, soups and salads.

Palm Beach Bagel’s 3 locations are open 7 days a week from 7am-3pm.

Angelo Elia Pizza Bar Tapas, 16950 Jog Road, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 381-0037, angeloeliapizza.com.

You guys do know that food-reviews are strictly a subjective call…what I like, you may hate and what I think is hot, you may think is cold!

Keeping the above in mind, last night Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats ate dinner at Angelo Elia Pizza Bar Tapas in Delray Beach. Suffice it to say, MEDIOCRE and that’s being kind! Chicken parmigiana as hard as a hockey puck, linguine pomodoro that was literally tasteless, grilled salmon salty beyond belief and a cheese pizza that was undercooked, soggy and like the linguine-tasteless! On the service front, after the food was delivered, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats never saw the waitress again until she brought our check. For a bit more color- our waters and sodas were never refilled and it only took 3 requests to a bus-boy to get table setups (which for some reason weren’t on the table when we were first seated).

Like- I said a few seconds ago- food reviews are subjective calls…

For you guys who seek your own knowledge, there are 4 Angelo Elia Pizza Bar Tapas in Florida…

Fort Lauderdale
4215 N. Federal Highway
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33308
(954) 561-7300

Weston
COUNTRY ISLES SHOPPING CENTER
1370 Weston Rd
Weston, FL 33326
(954) 306-0037

Coral Springs
SAWGRASS CENTER
5920 Coral Ridge Dr
Coral Springs, FL 33076
(954) 344-1233

Delray Beach Beach
16950 Jog Rd
Delray Beach, FL 33446
(561) 381-0037

You guys can check angeloeliapizza.com for menu/prices/info. You can also check YELP, TripAdvisor etc. for pictures/reviews!

Let me wrap-up Angelo Elia Pizza Bar Tapas by saying, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats most likely-won’t be back for round 2!- and the bet here is that your current favorite Italian joints- run circles around this small chain operation!

This contest started on 4/15/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 Five Guys Burgers and Fries Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 Five Guys Burgers and Fries Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at any Five Guys Burgers and Fries location (for locations, menu, info- fiveguys.com).

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 4/18/21- Mama Maria’s Pizzeria).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

MEAT LOVERS PIZZA
($19.95- 16” cheese pizza topped with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, salami)

Mama Maria’s Pizzeria
2085 Tamiami Trail South
Venice
(941) 408-9226
Latest Review: 6/28/18

Too bad this joint isn’t a whole lot closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode- because if it was, we’d be real-real steady customers!

Posted on June 28th, 2018

***** Mama Maria’s Pizzeria, 2085 Tamiami Trail South, Venice, Florida 34293, (941) 408-9226.

Got a real good “mom & pop” Italian red sauce joint for you guys to checkout- Mama Maria’s Pizzeria in Venice.

Real simple tale to tell…yesterday, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats did lunch at Mama Maria’s Pizzeria and I gotta tell you- off the chart delicious stuff! Our order: 1- 10” Cheese Steak sub, 1- slice of cheese pizza, 2- 10” Chicken Bomb subs! Like I just said, off the chart delicious! Now you guys and I both know that this food reviewing “gig” is just a big old subjective call- like what I think is hot, you may think is cold and vice versa- with that in mind, I am telling you that Mama Maria’s Chicken Bomb subs were right up there with the best Chicken Bombs that Jeff Eats and for that matter Mrs. Jeff Eats have had since this blog’s 2006 debut! Like I said, “subjective”- but trust me when I tell you, off the chart delicious! By the way, the cheese pizza was a New York Style thin crisp crust/ sweet sauce slice- it and the Cheese Steak sub like the Chicken Bombs were absolutely delicious!

Let me wrap Mama Maria’s Pizzeria up by saying- if this joint wasn’t 221 miles away from the Eats’ Boca Raton abode- we would definitely be real steady customers.

Mama Maria’s Pizzeria is open Monday-Thursday 11am-9pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-9:30pm