* Comedian- Kathleen Madigan Boxed Wine & Tiny Banjos 2023 Tour.

Tickets Go On Sale This Today At 10am.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are-in for 2 tickets…

From thecentercs.com/events

Comedian- Kathleen Madigan Boxed Wine & Tiny 2023 Banjos Tour

Friday January 13th, 2023 (8pm)

Coral Springs Center For The Arts
2855 Coral Springs Drive
Coral Springs, Florida 33065
Box Office: (954) 344-5990
Tickets:thecentercs.com/events

Comedian Kathleen Madigan’s 32-year comedy career is showing no signs of slowing down as she’s currently on her Do You Have Any Ranch? Tour. Madigan has been touring 250 nights a year on the road and has risen from performing in comedy clubs to performing in marquee theaters with sold-out shows. Madigan has squeezed in over 40 appearances on late night talk shows and multiple comedy specials airing on Netflix, Comedy Central and HBO. She has also appeared on Jerry Seinfeld’s Netflix popular Netflix series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and made the most of the pandemic by launching a podcast, Madigan’s Pub cast, on all streaming outlets. Her most recent special Bothering Jesus is her fifth hour long stand-up special and third special.
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TOUR SCHEDULE:

Sep 16 2022 7:30pm Dallas TX
Majestic Theatre 7:30pm Dallas TX

Sep 17 2022 7:00pm Austin TX
Paramount Theatre

Sep 22 2022 8:00pm Chattanooga TN
Walker Theatre

Sep 23 2022 7:30pm Knoxville TN
Knoxville Civic Auditorium and Coliseum

Sep 24 2022 7:30pm Asheville NC
Thomas Wolfe Auditorium

Oct 6 2022 8:00pm Rochester NY
Rochester Auditorium Theatre

Oct 7 2022 8:00pm Ithaca NY
State Theatre of Ithaca

Oct 8 2022 8:00pm Wilkes-Barre PA
F.M. Kirby Center

Oct 14 2022 7:30pm Ft Collins CO
Lincoln Center

Oct 15 2022 7:00pm Colorado Springs CO
Pikes Peak Center

Oct 21 2022 7:30pm Grand Rapids MI
GLC Live at 20 Monroe

Oct 22 2022 6:00pm Royal Oak MI
Royal Oak Music Theatre

Oct 22 2022 9:30pm Royal Oak MI
Royal Oak Music Theatre

Oct 28 2022 8:00pm Dayton OH
Schuster Center

Oct 29 2022 7:30pm Indianapolis IN
Clowes Memorial Hall

Nov 5 2022 6:30pm Oroville CA
Gold Country Casino Resort

Nov 5 2022 9:00pm Oroville CA
Gold Country Casino Resort

Nov 11 2022 8:00pm Warren OH
Packard Music Hall

Nov 12 2022 8:00pm Cincinnati OH
Taft Theatre

Nov 19 2022 8:00pm Welch MN
Treasure Island Casino

Dec 2 2022 7:30pm El Cajon CA
The Magnolia

Dec 3 2022 6:30pm Riverside CA
Fox Performing Arts Center

Jan 7 2023 9:00pm Charles Town WV
Hollywood Casino

Jan 12 2023 7:30pm Fort Pierce FL
Sunrise Theatre

Jan 13 2023 8:00pm Coral Springs FL
Coral Springs Center for the Arts

Jan 14 2023 8:00pm Ft. Myers FL
Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall

Jan 20 2023 8:00pm St. Petersburg FL
Mahaffey Theater

Jan 21 2023 8:00pm Orlando FL
Hard Rock Live Orlando

Jan 28 2023 8:00pm Bensalem PA
Xcite Center at Parx Casino

Feb 3 2023 10:00pm Las Vegas NV
The Mirage

Feb 4 2023 8:00pm Scottsdale AZ
Talking Stick Resort

Feb 18 2023 8:00pm Nashville TN
Ryman Auditorium

Mar 4 2023 7:00pm New Orleans LA
The Joy Theater

Mar 10 2023 7:00pm Red Bank NJ
Count Basie Center for the Arts

Mar 11 2023 7:00pm Huntington NY
The Paramount

Mar 24 2023 8:00pm Milwaukee WI
Pabst Theater

Mar 25 2023 7:30pm Wausau WI
Grand Theater

Mar 31 2023 8:00pm Ledyard CT
Foxwoods Resort Casino

Apr 1 2023 7:00pm Boston MA
The Wilbur

Apr 21 2023 8:00pm Durham NC
Carolina Theatre of Durham

Apr 29 2023 7:30pm Niceville FL
Mattie Kelly Arts Center

May 5 2023 7:00pm Ponte Vedra Beach FL
Ponte Vedra Concert Hall

May 5 2023 9:30pm Ponte Vedra Beach FL
Ponte Vedra Concert Hall

May 6 2023 8:30pm Charleston SC
Charleston Music Hall

May 12 2023 8:00pm Santa Rosa CA
Luther Burbank Center for the Arts

May 13 2023 8:00pm Wheatland CA
Hard Rock Live Sacramento

This contest started on 9/16/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

***** Paolo’s Of Boca, 1365 West Palmetto Park Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33427, (561) 245-7563.

Got a real good “mom & pop” Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Paolo’s Of Boca in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Paolo’s Of Boca Raton and its food killed! Inside table seating/ 2 tables outside, no frills decor, reasonably priced appetizers/ pizzas/ pastas/ subs/ wraps/ rolls/ calzones/ salads/ entrees/ desserts menu, open Sunday/Tuesday-Thursday 11am-9pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-10pm/ closed Monday.

Now! You guys know that this Jeff Eats’ food gig is purely a subjective call…what I like, you may hate and vice versa- with that in mind, I’m telling you that this joint’s food is delicious- and Paolo’s Of Boca Raton is an absolute must try!

Let’s wrap-Paolo’s Of Boca Raton up by saying that you can check menu/prices/info at paolosofbocaraton.com.

* Humor!

A woman brings a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she lays her beloved pet duck on the table, the vet puts his stethoscope to the bird’s chest and listens carefully.

A moment later the vet shakes his head and says sadly, “I’m really sorry mam, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.“

The woman becomes quite distressed and begins to cry.

“Are you sure?” she says with tears flooding from her eyes.

“Yes mam, I am sure” the vet responds. “Your duck is definitely dead.“

“But how can you be so sure?” the woman protests. “I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything have you? Perhaps he’s just stunned or in a coma or something.”

The vet rolls his eyes, then turns around and leaves the room.

A few minutes later he returns with a black Labrador retriever.

As the duck’s owner looks on in amazement, the Labrador stands on his hind legs, puts his front paws on the examination table and sniffs around the duck from top to bottom. He then looks up at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.

The vet pats the dog on the head and takes it out of the room.

A few minutes later the vet returns with a cat. The cat jumps on the table and delicately sniffs at the bird from its head to its feet. After a moment the cat looks up, shakes its head, meows softly and strolls out of the room.

The vet looks at the woman and says, “Look mam I’m really sorry, but as I said before, this is most definitely a duck that is no longer of this world. Your duck is dead.“

The vet then turns to his computer terminal, hits a few keys and produces a bill, which he hands to the woman.

The duck’s owner, still in shock, looks at the bill and sees it is $150.

“$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!” she shrieks with incredulity

The vet shrugs his shoulders and says, “I’m sorry mam. If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. However, with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.“

This contest started on 9/12/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Five Guys Burgers and Fries Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Five Guys Burgers and Fries Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Five Guys Burgers and Fries location (for locations, menu, info- fiveguys.com

This contest started on 9/12/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Miller’s Ale House Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Miller’s Ale House Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any of Miller’s 97 Ale House locations (millersalehouse.com for locations/ menus/ prices/ info).

This contest started on 9/11/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

* NEVER FORGET 9.11.01.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 9/11/22- Pelican Cafe).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

DECADENT DONUT TM “HOMEMADE MOUTHWATERING DONUTS”

($1 per donut, Sour Cream Old Fashioned Powdered/ Apple Cider Cinnamon Sugar/ Chocolate Glazed/ Blueberry Glazed)

Pelican Cafe,
612 US Highway 1
Lake Park
(561) 842-7272
thepelicancafe.com
Latest Review: 1/21/10

This joint is an absolute must try!

Posted on January 21st, 2010

***** Pelican Cafe, 612 US Highway 1, Lake Park, Florida 33403 (561) 842-7272.

Let’s call Pelican Cafe a “a cozy-neighbborhood American-style” joint…which serves breakfast-lunch and dinner. If you check its website www.the pelicancafe.com you will find menu/prices/photos so you’ll know what this joiint is all about. Let me get this out of the way, Pelican has indoor & outdoor patio seating and is closed on Monday–serves breakfast Tuesday-Saturday 8am-11:30am, lunch Tuesday-Saturday 11:30am-2:30pm, dinner Tuesday-Sunday 5pm-9:30pm, Sunday brunch 9am-2pm—these guys got more-schedules than the Long Island Railroad.

Anyway…the other day, I did breakfast at Pelican Cafe and this joint is a winner. Just so we are straight, I didn’t do lunch or dinner or brunch…but based on breakfast, I’m gonna go out on a limb and think-that lunch and dinner are also going to be real strong.

I have never really mentioned this, but old Jeff Eats is a sucker for a good donut…well, Pelican makes “home-made” donuts– plain, powdered, apple cider cinnamon, chocolate frosted, blueberry—and Dunkin’ Donuts and Krispy Creme better watch out…the chocolate frosted and plain were outstanding.

As for my breakfast “sampling”…banana & pecan waffles, challah french toast, western omelet—right on the money.

Like I said before, I only did breakfast—but I definitely would like to give this joint a shot for lunch and dinner. In reviewing the menus, the dinner menu is heavy on Italian stuff, which is even more reason for me to get to Pelican Cafe because I love Italian food…then again, I also love Chinese food, burgers, wings, ice cream.

Pelican Cafe…the donuts alone are worth the price of admission.

Humor!

Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, and clean.

So’s the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Bill asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.

Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”

Confused, Bill asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, “Lady leave me alone, I’m married!”