* Humor!

Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.

One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!’

The old man said, ‘There is no way you can guess my age!’

One of the Grandmas said, ‘Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.’

Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times.

Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.

Then they all said in unison, ‘You’re 87-years-old!’

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, ‘How in the world did you guess my age?’

Slapping their knees, high-fiving, and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed…

‘We were at your birthday party yesterday!’

***** Zom Hee Chinese Restaurant, 9015 Park Blvd.Seminole, Florida 33777,
(727) 391-8393.

Got a real good Chinese joint for you guys to checkout, Zom Hee Chinese Restaurant in Seminole.

Simple tale to tell, last night, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Zom Hee Chinese Restaurant and its food absolutely killed! Booth/table seating, full liquor bar/ reasonably priced “You Name We Got It” menu.

Straight-up, I am telling you guys, that Zom Hee Chinese Restaurant ranks right up there with the best Chinese joints that we have been to in Florida! By the way, you do know that this food reviewing “thing” is purely a subjective call- what I like you may hate and what I think is cold, you may think is hot! Anyway…

Let’s wrap-up Zom Hee Chinese Restaurant by saying that it is an absolute must try, that you can check menu/prices/info at zomhee.com, that its been in business for 40 years, that it features Szechuan, Hunan, and Cantonese styles of cooking, that its open:

Monday
​11:30 am – 2:30 pm, 4:00 -9:00 pm
Tuesday CLOSED
Wednesday
​11:30 am – 2:30 pm, 4:00 -9:00 pm
Thursday
11:30 am – 2:30 pm, 4:00 -9:00 pm
Friday
11:30 am – 2:30 pm, 4:00 -9:30 pm
Saturday
noon – 2:30 pm, 4:00 -9:30 pm
Sunday
noon – 2:30 pm, 4:00 -9:00pm

This contest started on 8/26/24. This contest has a winner.

***** Win A $10 Anthony’s Clam House & Grill Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Anthony’s Clam House & Grill Gift Card to give to one of you guys

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Anthony’s Clam House & Grill, 2861 East Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33308, (954) 595-2104.

Check menu/ prices/ info at anthonysclamhouse.com.

Posted on July 29th, 2024 ·

***** Anthony’s Clam House & Grill, 2861 East Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33308, (954) 595-2104.

Got a real good Italian Seafood Chophouse joint for you guys to check-out, Anthony’s Clam House & Grill in Fort Lauderdale.

Real simple tale to tell, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and our friends Ellen and Eric and Mike and Toby “discovered” Anthony’s Clam House & Grill and its food and service blew us away! Table/booth/hi-top seating, full eat-at liquor bar, reasonably priced appetizers/ seafood/ Italian/ chophouse / desserts menu, loads of flat screen tvs, happy hour, casual “dress” code- your shorts and flip-flops ensemble will work!

Right off the bat I’m telling you guys, that all six of us absolutely loved the joint. No fancy schmanzy business going on, just solid delicious food, big portions, super pleasant-competent waitstaff and a mixed aged crowd eating-drinking having a good time!

Let’s wrap Anthony’s Clam House & Grill up by saying, the joint is an absolute must try, you can check menu/prices/info at anthonysclamhouse.com, that the joint is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 8/25/24- Anthony’s Clam House & Grill).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

HATFIELD FARM PORK CHOP
($29- 12 oz. Bone-In pork chop, grilled, topped with sautéed peppers, onions & mushrooms in a fresh tomato & basil sauce served with spaghetti)

Anthony’s Clam House & Grill
2861 East Commercial Boulevard
Fort Lauderdale
(954) 595-2104
anthonysclamhouse.com
Latest Review: 7/29/24

Trust Jeff Eats on this one- this joint is an absolute must try!

Posted on July 29th, 2024

***** Anthony’s Clam House & Grill, 2861 East Commercial Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33308, (954) 595-2104.

Got a real good Italian Seafood Chophouse joint for you guys to check-out, Anthony’s Clam House & Grill in Fort Lauderdale.

Real simple tale to tell, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and our friends Ellen and Eric and Mike and Toby “discovered” Anthony’s Clam House & Grill and its food and service blew us away! Table/booth/hi-top seating, full eat-at liquor bar, reasonably priced appetizers/ seafood/ Italian/ chophouse / desserts menu, loads of flat screen tvs, happy hour, casual “dress” code- your shorts and flip-flops ensemble will work!

Right off the bat I’m telling you guys, that all six of us absolutely loved the joint. No fancy schmanzy business going on, just solid delicious food, big portions, super pleasant-competent waitstaff and a mixed aged crowd eating-drinking having a good time!

Let’s wrap Anthony’s Clam House & Grill up by saying, the joint is an absolute must try, you can check menu/prices/info at anthonysclamhouse.com, that the joint is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.

Originally posted on June 7th, 2024.

* Comedian Ryan Niemiller.

Tickets Go On Sale- Monday, June 10th, 2024 at 10am!

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, this guy is an absolutely brilliant comedian!

Don’t miss him!

Comedian Ryan Niemiller

Sunday, August 25th 2024 (6pm)

The Studio At Mizner Park
201 W Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida 33432
Box Office: 561-203-3742
Tickets: thestudioatmiznerpark.com ($25-$35)

From cripplethreat.com:

Comedian Ryan Niemiller finished in 3rd place on Season 14 of America’s Got Talent!

Despite being born with a disability in both arms, Ryan Niemiller, the self-proclaimed “Cripple Threat of Comedy” shares his views of the world from the perspective of the handicapped.

Ryan began his comedy career in Los Angeles, California, and hasn’t looked back since, performing in clubs and colleges across the country. Covering topics such as dating, trying to find employment, and attempting to find acceptance in a world not designed for him, Ryan tackles the issues in a way that makes you think while laughing the entire time.

With his quick wit, great timing, and a gimmick that only he can exploit, Ryan hopes to prove to the comedy world that he may be unarmed, but he is dangerous.

* Humor!

This contest started on 8/22/24. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen, 19785 Hampton Drive, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 245-7011.

Check menu/prices/info at auntluluspizza.com.

Posted on March 15th, 2021.

***** Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen, 19785 Hampton Drive, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561) 245-7011

Got a real good “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joint for you guys to check-out, Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell- last night, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen (located in a requisite bombed-out South Florida strip center) and I gotta tell you guys- that the joint’s food was- delicious! Inside table seating/ small handful of outdoor tables, reasonably priced menu featuring appetizers/ soups/ salads/ pizzas/ calzones/ strombolis/ hot & cold subs/ wings/ entrees/ desserts/ other stuff!

Like I said 2- seconds ago, the joint’s food was absolutely delicious…

Last but surely not least, Aunt Lulu’s wait and back of the house staff was off-the-chart good! Despite the masks, dine-in orders and loads of take-out orders, the crew was extremely competent and super-pleasant in taking care of business!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at auntluluspizza.com.

Aunt Lulu’s NY Style Pizza & Kitchen is open 7 days a week 11am-10pm.

***** Andy’s Frozen Custard. 2190 Gulf to Bay Boulevard, Clearwater, Florida 33765,
(727) 496-3626.

Got a real good frozen custard joint for you guys to check-out, Andy’s Frozen Custard in Clearwater.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday- Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Andy’s Frozen Custard and the joint’s frozen custard was absolute dynamite! Order/pickup at outside windows/ drive-thru, outdoor bench/table seating, reasonably priced vanilla chocolate seasonal frozen custard cones cups shakes malts ‘all kinds of concoctions’ toppings galore menu.

Right off the bat I am telling you guys that if you’re into frozen custard, Andy’s Frozan Custard is an absolute must try! Just so you know, Andy’s Frozen Custard is a national chain which currently has 150 locations (15 states) 9 of which are in Florida.

Let’s wrap-up Andy’s Frozen Custard by saying, you can check menu/prices/locations/info at eatandys.com.

Andy’s Frozen Custard is open Sunday-Thursday 11am=11:30pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-midnight.

***** East Garden Restaurant, 5136 West Colonial Drive, Orlando, Fllorida 32808,
(407) 203-6001

Got a real good Chinese joint for you guys to check-out, East Garden Restaurant in Orlando.

Real simple tale to tell, last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and our long time friends Ed and Robin, John and Greta and Mark and Cindy “discovered” East Garden Restaurant and its food blew us away! Table and both seating, reasonably priced You Name It They Got It Chinese Including Dim Sum menu!

Trust me on this one, East Garden Restaurant ranks right up there with Florida’s best Chinese joints!

Let’s wrap East Garden Restaurant up by saying that its food and service killed, that the next time “someone” asks you the age-old question “Where can we get good Chinese food in Florida?”- you now have a joint for them, that Ed, John and Mark split-and paid the bill, that if East Garden Restaurant was a whole lot closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode we would be real steady customers, that the joint is open every day except Wednesday 10:30am-9pm.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at eastgardenorlando.kwickmenu.com/index.php.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 8/18/24- Goldberg’s Delicatessen and Bagel’s).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

HOT “CARNEGIE DELI” CORNED BEEF SANDWICH
($18.9- served with Coleslaw, Macaroni Salad or Potato Salad
and Pickle. On choice of Fresh Rye, Multigrain Bread, Wrap or
Bagel)

Goldberg’s Delicatessen and Bagel’s
2701 East Oakland Park Boulevard
Fort Lauderdale
(954) 669-1000
goldbergsbagelsfl.com
Latest Review: 7/31/24

Terrific food!

This joint is an absolute must try!

Posted on July 31st, 2024

***** Goldberg’s Delicatessen and Bagel’s, 2701 East Oakland Park Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 33306, (954) 669-1000.

Got a real good deli/bagel joint for you guys to check-out, Goldberg’s Delicatessen and Bagel’s in Fort Lauderdale.

Real simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Goldberg’s Delicatessen and Bagel’s and the joint’s food absolutely killed! Inside table/ booth/ hi-top seating/ outside table seating, reasonably priced full boat breakfast/ bagels galore/ salads/ soups/ hot and cold sandwiches/ burgers/ hot dogs/ wraps/ knishes/ desserts menu.

Now you guys and I both know that there are more deli/bagel joints in Florida than there are Chins in a Chinese phonebook (I know, Soupy Sales 1958)- anyway, I am telling you guys that Goldberg’s Delicatessen and Bagel’s ranks right up there with Florida’s best ones!

Let’s wrap Goldberg’s Delicatessen and Bagel’s up by saying that Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats. Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats absolutely loved the joint, its food was dynamite, service was as pleasant as can be, that you can check menu/prices/info at goldbergsbagelsfl.com, that it’s open 7 days a week 7am-3:30pm, that if the joint was a drop closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode we would be real steady customers and that it’s an absolute must try!