* Happy Presidents’ Day.

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* A Valentine’s Day Motown Tribute Show- Featuring Shadows Of The 60s.

Got a live-stream “event” that you 60s-70s Motown guys out there- don’t want to miss…

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, the Shadows Of The 60s is one of best Motown Tribute shows in the business…

Don’t believe me on how good these guys are?…

You can catch tickets at meethook.live and shadowsofthe60s.com.

* Happy Valentine’s Day.

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Rachel.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
“To check my sister’s wedding- invitations” she said.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn’t overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said “Before you commit your life to my sister.”
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test.”
“We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.”
Welcome to the family my son.

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 2/14/21- Rays Pizza).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

STROMBOLI
($10.95 small- mozzarella cheese/ pepperoni/ sausage/ onion/ green peppers/ mushrooms, Ray’s sauce)

Rays Pizza
118 Crescent Street
Fort Myers Beach
(239) 765-7437
rayspizzafmb.com
Latest Review: 10/17/19

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, this no frills pizza joint’s pizzas/ subs-sandwiches/ wings/ salads/ calzones/ strombolis/ appetizers/ desserts are off the chart delicious!

Posted on October 17th, 2019

***** Rays Pizza, 118 Crescent Street, Fort Myers Beach, Florida 33931, (239) 765-7437.

Got a real good pizza joint for you guys to checkout- Rays Pizza in Fort Myers Beach.

Real simple tale- handful of tables, pizzas/wings/salads/subs/calzone/stromboli menu, open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm/Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm.

Last night- Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Rays Pizza and I gotta tell you guys that this no-frills decor joint’s food absolutely killed!

Let me wrap-up Rays Pizza by saying that- if this joint was closer to the Eats’ Boca Raton abode, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats would definitely be real steady customers. Like I said a few seconds ago- this no-frills decor joint’s food absolutely killed!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at rayspizzafmb.com.

This contest started on 2/10/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 Jet’s Pizza Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 Jet’s Pizza Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at any Jet’s Pizza location (jetspizza.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

This contest started on 2/11/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Chicken Salad Chick Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Chicken Salad Chick Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

Trust Jeff Eats- when I tell you, that if you like chicken salad, you’re absolutely gonna love Chicken Salad Chick. This joint features 13 different chicken salads- and guaranteed you’ll find at least one that absolutely kills! I recently “tried” all 13 in one of Chicken Salad Chick’s Orlando locations and I gotta tell you guys that it was a toss-up for me between Dixie Chick and Classic Carol with Dixie Chick winning by a feather!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at any Chicken Salad location in the United States- (there are currently 21 Florida units).

You can check menu/prices/locations/info- at chickensaladchick.com

Posted on April 14th, 2014

* Chicken Salad Chick.

Here’s one for you-that Jeff Eats will bet that you’ve never-ever heard of…Chicken Salad Chick!

Real simple concept–a fast food chain that specializes in CHICKEN SALAD.

That’s right, I said an Auburn, Alabama headquartered- fast food chain that specializes in CHICKEN SALAD.

For right now, Chicken Salad Chick has 15 locations. There are 12 locations in Alabama-Georgia-South Carolina. There are 3- Florida stores-Destin, Panama Beach, Tallahassee.

Just so you know, Jeff Eats has yet to try Chicken Salad Chick. The chain was recently brought to my attention by my good friend Mike- who raved about the concept/food after eating in the Destin outpost.

At this stage of the game you guys can check www.chickensaladchick.com for menu/other info.

In reviewing Chicken Salad Chick’s website…something like 15 different types of chicken salad, handful of soups, handful of deli sandwiches for the non-chicken salad crowd. Order at the counter-food is delivered to your table. In checking with the Company-all of the chicken salads are prepared in-house on- a daily basis. Chicken Salad Chick has been around since 2008 and has been franchising since 2012.

Let me wrap this up for you…

One of Jeff Eats favorite food “items” is chicken salad. I love good chicken salad. As a matter of fact, I enjoy chicken salad so much-that every now and then- I’ll actually buy the pre-packaged chicken salad that Publix sells in its deli-department…which by no stretch of the imagination- could ever be considered anything but-fair at best.

Just in case we find ourselves one day on that tv-show The Newlywed Game…I love chicken salad topped with chopped onions and bacon- on a toasted everything bagel.

You now know about Chicken Salad Chick a player in the chicken salad business.

This contest started on 2/7/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Danny’s Pizza Kitchen Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Danny’s Pizza Kitchen Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at Danny’s Pizza Kitchen, 3501 West Boynton Beach Boulevard, Boynton Beach, Florida 33436, (561) 200-0739.

Check dpkboynton.com for menu, prices, info.

Posted on June 28th, 2020

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 6/28/20- Danny’s Pizza Kitchen).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

PEPPERONI CHEESE PIZZA
(DD-$17.95)

Danny’s Pizza Kitchen
3501 West Boynton Beach Boulevard
Boynton Beach
(561) 200-0739
dpkboynton.com
Latest Review: 1/20/20

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you guys that I know my-pizza…and I’m telling you guys- that Danny’s Pizza Kitchen makes – “real deal” New York Style Pizza- absolutely delicious thin crispy crust/ sweet sauce/ top quality cheese and toppings/ nice slice-fold with requisite oil drip when pointed down!

Danny’s pies run:
Medium 14″ $10.95
Large 16″ $12.95
Extra Large $14.95
DD $15.95
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Toppings run:
M $1.50
L $1.75
XL $2
DD $2

Posted on January 20th, 2020
***** Danny’s Pizza Kitchen, 3501 West Boynton Beach Boulevard, Boynton Beach, Florida 33436, (561) 200-0739.

Got a real good pizza joint for you guys to checkout- Danny’s Pizza Kitchen in Boynton Beach.

Easy concept to explain…order at counter-food delivered to the joint’s handful of inside & outside tables, drive-thru service, reasonably priced menu of appetizers/ salads/ pizzas/ pastas/ entrees/ hot & cold subs/ other stuff.

Simple tale to tell, last night- Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and Daughter Jeff Eats “discovered” Danny’s Pizza Kitchen and I gotta tell you guys that the our ordered- salads, fried calamari, garlic rolls and pizza were right on the money!

Like I said a few seconds ago, Danny’s Pizza Kitchen is a real good pizza joint-that you guys should definitely checkout. Trust me on this one, you won’t be disappointed!

Danny’s Pizza Kitchen is open Monday-Thursday 11am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-midnight

* A Sign Of the Times!

Originally posted on January 12th, 2021.

* Andrew Dice Clay.

Tickets just went on sale…

One of America’s most controversial, outrageous, brilliant, famous, talented, legendary comedians is coming to the Boca Black Box and the Lake Park Black Box!

The Skinny:

Andrew Dice Clay

Friday, February, 12th, 2021 (7pm & 9:30pm)
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33434
Box Office:(561)483-9036
Tickets: bocablackbox.com check goldstar.com (discount tickets)

&

Saturday, February 13th, 2021 (7pm & 9:30pm)
Lake Park Black Box
700 Park Ave
Lake Park, Florida 33403
Phone: 561.328.7481
Tickets: lakeparkblackbox.com check goldstar.com (discount tickets)

From bocablackbox.com

ANDREW DICE CLAY is proud to be one of America’s most controversial and outrageous comics in history. In 1990 he became the first comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row. That same year he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film ‘The Adventures of Ford Fairlane’ and has starred in numerous classic 80’s films such as ‘Pretty In Pink’, ‘Casual Sex’ and many more.

Over the last few years, Clay’s role in Woody Allen’s ‘Blue Jasmine’ got critical praise for his role alongside Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin. He’s had recurring roles on HBO’s hit show ‘Entourage’ and Martin Scorsese’s Vinyl. His latest film ‘A Star Is Born’, written and directed by Bradley Cooper, was released last October where Dice plays Lady Gaga’s father.

This contest started on 2/8/20. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar, 4406 North Falkenburg Road, Tampa, Florida 33610.

Check dannysallamericandiner for menu, prices, info.

Posted on November 6th, 2015 ·
***** Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar, 4406 North Falkenburg Road, Tampa, Florida 33610, (813) 740-0606.

LOVED LOVED LOVED…Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar in Tampa.

Simple tale to tell…which by the way, Jeff Eats already told you on April 22, 2012!

Fast food burgers/hot dogs/fries/onion rings/subs-sandwiches/salads/shakes/ice cream- order/pickup at inside counter or outside window- no inside seating/a load of outside benches to eat at! All kinds of old baseball memorabilia -“decor.”

Did Jeff Eats tell you that he and Mrs. Jeff Eats LOVED LOVED LOVED- Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar?- If I didn’t- we LOVED LOVED LOVED the joint! Just between you guys and Jeff Eats, if Danny’s was “close” to my Boca Raton house- regardless of what my cardiologist said, I would eat there everyday- that’s how good its food is…

Now, no bs-here, a recent Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ -lunch netted us some absolutely delicious flat top grilled-hamburgers/hot dogs- onion rings and French fries. Trust Jeff Eats on this one, Danny’s stuff is right up there with- the best fast food burgers/hot dogs/fries/onion rings that I’ve had in a very-very long time!

Let Jeff Eats wrap this one up for you guys…

Danny’s is an absolute must try!- the food is dynamite, the prices are reasonable, the staff is as pleasant as can be, the decor/vibe kill and Danny’s “salads” will keep- the vegans, vegetarians, party poopers and dieters in your car from busting your-balls when you pull-up to the joint!

You can check Danny’s menu/prices/info at dannysallamericandiner.com

Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar is open 7 days a week 10:30am-6pm.

Posted on April 22nd, 2012

***** Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar, 4406 North Falkenburg Road, Tampa, Florida 33610, (813) 740-0606.

There is an old saying…”One picture is worth a thousand words.”—With that in mind, I need you guys to go to www.dannysallamericandiner.com—when you get there- in addition to menu/prices, you will find photos/videos which will “explain” this joint in detail. Basically, you order from a small building’s window and pickup your own food—you eat outside on picnic tables. Just so you know, Danny’s was featured on tv’s ‘Diners, Drive-ins & Dives’–that “segment” is on Danny’s site…for good or bad, thanks to Guy Fieri, Danny’s customer base is now just not limited to townies.

For you purists out there, Danny’s really isn’t a diner—actually, it’s a hole in the wall-fast food joint that does breakfast stuff, burgers, franks, sandwiches, salads, fries, ice cream, shakes.

Before we go any further, I absolutely loved Danny’s. No lying, if Danny’s was by-my house, I’d eat there at least once a week.

The other day I did lunch at Danny’s…”tried”-bacon cheeseburger, french fries, onion rings, chocolate shake. For what’s it worth, I would match Danny’s “flat-top” grilled burger/fries/onion rings/shake against the best that I’ve had down here in South Florida. There really isn’t too much more that I can say about this joint other than–its food is tremendous, its dumpy roadside building has a great retro-vibe (watch the video), its prices are reasonable and Danny- a former marine (who cooks everything) captures the essence of what American roadside food is suppose to be-and not what the McDonald’s of the world have pushed on us.

I highly recommend Danny’s All American Diner & Dairy Bar.

Danny’s is open Monday-Friday 8am-6pm, Saturday 10:30am-3pm, closed on Sunday.