* Humor!

While driving too fast on #16 at the golf course, a retired but handsome gentleman accidentally overturned his cart late one March afternoon.
An attractive female who lives in a huge house right on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: -“Are you OK?”
“I’m gonna live, just bruised up, thanks.”- he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.
She said: -“Come up to my patio, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
The man noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a killer figure. “That’s mighty nice of you,”- he answered, -“but I know my wife wouldn’t like it.”
“Oh, come on now Big Boy!”- she insisted.
She was so hot and pretty, and very, very persuasive, and he was weak.
“Well, OK.”- he finally agreed.
After a couple of Bourbon and ginger ales, he thanked her and said: -“I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be upset. So I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!”- she said with a smile, letting her robe fall open. -“Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
He replied: -“Still under the cart.”

***** Genna Pizza Company,4301 North Wickham Road, Melbourne, Florida, 32935, (321) 242-3003.

Got a real good pizza joint for you guys to check-out, Genna Pizza Company in Melbourne.

Real simple tale to tell…last night Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats “discovered” Genna Pizza Company and its food absolutely killed! Inside table/counter seating for something like 30 people, no frills open kitchen decor, full boat menu of reasonably priced appetizers/ gas oven & coal fired oven- whole pizzas and slices/ chicken wings/ pastas/ salads/ entrees/ hot & cold subs/ calzones/ strombolis/ desserts. Open 7 days a week 11am-10pm.

Let’s wrap Genna Pizza Company up by saying, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats and Son Jeff Eats absolutely loved the joint’s food- (and that our family dinner was drama-free)!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at gennapizza.com.

This contest started on 3/28/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Olive Garden Italian Restaurant Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Olive Garden Italian Restaurant Gift Card Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at any Olive Garden location (check olivegarden.com for locations, menu, info).

This contest started on 3/29/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Trader Joe’s Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Trader Joe’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Trader Joe’s location (traderjoes.com for locations, info).

Originally posted on February 24th, 2023.

* Burger Beast’s Hamburger House Party.

Our buddies over at burgerbeast.com are throwing a “best burger” contest-party…

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you- Burger Beast’s “contest parties”- are all you can eat/drink affairs, with so much food, beer, spirits and entertainment that your head will spin!

Tickets Just Went On Sale- BURGERBEAST.COM and will run you $75 a piece!

This contest started on 3/26/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A ComfortWash 100% Cotton FAU OWLS Red Arch Logo Dyed Tee Shirt.

The game- the first 30 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

By the way- you guys don’t have to worry about “sizes”- Jeff Eats can handle… men’s small, medium, large, x-large, xx-large, xxx-large!

The shirt’s retail value $40.00.

This contest started on 3/26/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A Men’s Fanatics Branded Charcoal Miami Hurricanes 100% Cotton 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament March Madness Final Four Retro T-Shirt.

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

By the way- you guys don’t have to worry about “sizes”- Jeff Eats can handle… small, medium, large, x-large, xx-large, xxx-large!, xxxx-large.

The shirt’s retail value $35.00!

This contest started on 3/27/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Wendy’s Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Wendy’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Wendy’s location (wendys.com for locations, menu, info).

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 3/26/23- Little Louie’s Italian Kitchen).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

LASAGNA BOLOGNESE
($18- ricotta cheese/ground angus beef/mozzarella cheese/marinara sauce, side salad, garlic rolls)

Little Louie’s Italian Kitchen
4254 Southwest 152nd Avenue
Miami
(305) 225-1500
littlelouiesmiami.com
Latest Review: 8/5/14

This joint is an absolute must try!

Posted on August 5th, 2014

***** Little Louie’s Italian Kitchen, 4254 Southwest 152nd Avenue, Miami, Florida 33185, (305) 225-1500.

Got a really good “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joint for you…Little Louie’s Italian Kitchen in Miami.

Handful of tables-and absolutely positively nothing fancy going on here. As the Dave Clark sang, “The name of the game, is I like it like that.”-and Little Louie’s is exactly “how” Jeff Eats likes his “mom & poppers.”

Now you know and I know- that “mom & pop” red sauce Italian joints are a dime a dozen down here in South Florida- with that in mind, “we” can afford to be kinda picky when it comes to laying down our hard earned cash..

Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and a couple of friends recently gave Little Louie’s a shot for dinner-and I gotta tell you, the calamari fritti, Caesar salad, lasagna bolognese, veal parmigiana, frutti de mare, cheese pizza that were delivered to our table were all-right on the money. Us guys know-that pecking orders are silly, but I gotta tell you that the frutti de mare was outrageously good and the thin/crisp/sweet sauce pizza was absolute dynamite. Now don’t get me wrong, everything else was delicious, but these two “dishes” were homeruns!

As expected, Little Louie’s menu has the full boat of expected appetizers, pastas, pizzas, subs, entrees (that come with soup or salad/garlic rolls/pasta side ). Check menu/prices/info at littlelouiesitaliannkitchen.com.

Like I said a few seconds ago, “a dime a dozen”…

Let me wrap this up for you. If Little Louie’s was by my house-Jeff Eats would be a very steady eat-in/takeout customer. The stuff I “had” ran circles around the-food served up by most of the “mom & pop” red sauce joints down here in South Florida.

Little Louie’s Italian Kitchen is open Sunday-Thursday 11am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 111am-11pm.

This contest started on 3/25/23. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2- $10 Jeremiah’s Italian Ice Gift Cards.

Jeff Eats got 2- $10 Jeremiah’s Italian Ice Gift Cards to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Cards are good at any of Jeremiah’s Italian Ice- 69 Florida locations (check jeremiahsice.com for locations, menu, info).

Posted on November 8th, 2021.

***** Jeremiah’s Italian Ice, 8170 Glades Road K-2, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561)465-3274.

Got a real good Italian Ice/Soft Serve Ice Cream/Gelati joint for you guys to checkout, Jeremiah’s Italian Ice in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, Jeremiah’s is a fast growing Italian Ice franchise (since 2019) which currently has stores spread-out over Florida. Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina, Texas. Three weeks ago, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff “discovered” Jeremiah’s Boca Raton joint and have been back 5 times since that initial outing. Order/pickup at inside counter/outside walk-up windows, handful of inside/outside tables, reasonably priced- 40 rotating and seasonal Italian Ice flavors/ vanilla-chocolate soft serve/ loads of toppings menu.

Now, just between you and me, I kinda think that I know my Italian Ices and Soft Serve Ice Cream and I’m telling you guys that Jeremiah’s Italian Ice is turning out absolutely delicious stuff!

Like I said a few seconds ago, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have been to Jeremiah’s 6 times (between 7:30-9:30pm) and each and every time- there were lines both inside and outside with people waiting to order. In addition, every table inside/ outside was taken. Of interest, all ages were there.

Not sure as to how it all plays out franchise wise, but for right now, the Jeremiah’s (which opened in Boca Raton on June 28th, 2021)) looks like a home-run business!

Checkout jeremiahsice.com for locations/menu/prices/info.

Jeremiah’s Italian Ice is open, Sunday-Thursday noon-10pm, Friday-Saturday noon-11pm