Humor!

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it..”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What”s so special about it?”

The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What”s it telling you now?”

Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”

The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch, and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”

This contest started on 10/20/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win 3- $10 Shake Shack Gift Cards.

Jeff Eats got 3- $10 Shake Shack Gift Cards to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 30 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Cards are good at any Shake Shack location (shakeshack.com for locations, menu, info).

Originally posted on August 7th, 2022.

* “In Art We Lust III”.

TICKETS JUST WENT ON SALE!

Just bought 2 tickets…

From thecentercs.com/events

“In Art We Lust III”

Event Date: Friday, October 21, 2022 at 6:00 pm

Coral Springs Center For The Arts
2855 Coral Springs Drive
Coral Springs, Florida 33065
Box Office: (954) 344-5990
Tickets:thecentercs.com/events (Tickets: $23.54)

“In Art We Lust III” is an emersive, female driven art showcase benefiting the “National Breast Cancer Foundation”, funding Groundbreaking Research & Vital Services. “In Art We Lust III” represents the talents of local South Florida artists. Enjoy a night of live musicians, DJ, raffles, vendors, live body art and more! Come meet some of South Florida’s most brilliant creative minds and take home some beautiful works of art all for a great cause.

***** Bagels by Bell d/b/a B&S Bialy.

Now, you guys and Jeff Eats both know that this whole food blog “reviewing” situation is purely one big subjective call- you know, what I like, you may hate and vice versa!

With that in mind, a couple of days ago while shopping at The Fresh Market located at 5540 North Military Trail, Boca Raton, Florida 33496, (561) 994-2221) I came across Bagels by Bell d/b/a B&S Bialy (pkg-6, $4.99) in its bakery department and I gotta tell you guys- that all 6 bialys have already been toasted, eaten and were absolutely- off-the-chart delicious!

Like I said a few seconds ago, what I like you may hate and vice versa. All I know, is that in my day- I’ve probably eaten something like a 22,384 bialys and that Bagels by Bell d/b/a B&S Bialy -bialys rank right up there with some of the best that I’ve eaten!

For you “detail” guys- the 6 bialys were toasted and eaten un-sliced (2 were topped with melted American cheese and bacon, 3 were topped with butter and strawberry jam, 1 was topped with cream cheese).

You guys can check thefreshmarket.com for store locations/product info.

You can also check-out Bagels by Bell d/b/a B&S Bialy, 3333 Royal Avenue, Oceanside, New York 11572, 718.272.2780, at bialy.com (retail outlets/products/info).

This contest started on 10/9/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Trader Joe’s Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Trader Joe’s Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at any Trader Joe’s location (traderjoes.com for locations, info).

* Humor!

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?”, he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”

This contest started on 10/18/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Joseph’s Pizza Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Joseph’s Pizza Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Joseph’s Pizza, 30 Ocean Boulevard, Atlantic Beach, Florida 32233,(904) 270-1122.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at josephspizza.com.

Posted on September 28th, 2022

***** Joseph’s Pizza, 30 Ocean Boulevard, Atlantic Beach, Florida 32233,(904) 270-1122.

Got a real good Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Joseph’s Pizza in Atlantic Beach.

Simple tale to tell, last week Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats, Daughter Jeff Eats, Son Jeff Eats and a couple of long-time “originally from Brooklyn” friends- “discovered” Joseph’s Pizza and I gotta tell you- the joint’s food was right on the money! Inside table & counter seating/ outside covered patio table seating, reasonably priced appetizers/ soups/ salads/ pastas/ chicken wings/ hot & cold sandwiches/ pizzas/ entrees/ desserts/ beer & wine menu, Saturday & Sunday brunch, open Tuesday-Thursday noon-9pm/ Friday noon-10pm/ Saturday 10am-10pm/ Sunday 10am-9pm/ closed on Monday.

Let’s wrap-up Joseph’s Pizza by saying- if this joint was a whole lot closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode, we definitely would be real steady customers! By the way, Joseph’s fried calamari alone – is worth the price of admission and Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ long-time “originally from Brooklyn” friends picked up the bill!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at josephspizza.com.

Humor!

The Three Little Pigs went to lunch one day. Pig #1 ordered a bountiful lunch. Pig #2 ordered a healthier but still substantial lunch. Pig #3 ordered water.

As the meal went on, Pigs 1 and 2 ordered refills, seconds and desert; pig 3 kept requesting more water.

Finally, pigs 1 and 2 asked their friend, “What’s this with all the water? Aren’t you going to eat ANYTHING?”

Pig 3 smiled pleasantly and responded, “One of us has to go wee wee wee all the way home.”

This contest started on 10/17/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Jeremiah’s Italian Ice Gift Card

Jeff Eats got a $10 Jeremiah’s Italian Ice Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Jeremiah’s Italian Ice location (check jeremiahsice.com for locations, menu, info).

Posted on November 8th, 2021.

***** Jeremiah’s Italian Ice, 8170 Glades Road K-2, Boca Raton, Florida 33434, (561)465-3274.

Got a real good Italian Ice/Soft Serve Ice Cream/Gelati joint for you guys to checkout, Jeremiah’s Italian Ice in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, Jeremiah’s is a fast growing Italian Ice franchise (since 2019) which currently has stores spread-out over Florida. Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina, Texas. Three weeks ago, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff “discovered” Jeremiah’s Boca Raton joint and have been back 5 times since that initial outing. Order/pickup at inside counter/outside walk-up windows, handful of inside/outside tables, reasonably priced- 40 rotating and seasonal Italian Ice flavors/ vanilla-chocolate soft serve/ loads of toppings menu.

Now, just between you and me, I kinda think that I know my Italian Ices and Soft Serve Ice Cream and I’m telling you guys that Jeremiah’s Italian Ice is turning out absolutely delicious stuff!

Like I said a few seconds ago, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have been to Jeremiah’s 6 times (between 7:30-9:30pm) and each and every time- there were lines both inside and outside with people waiting to order. In addition, every table inside/ outside was taken. Of interest, all ages were there.

Not sure as to how it all plays out franchise wise, but for right now, the Jeremiah’s (which opened in Boca Raton on June 28th, 2021)) looks like a home-run business!

Checkout jeremiahsice.com for locations/menu/prices/info.

Jeremiah’s Italian Ice is open, Sunday-Thursday noon-10pm, Friday-Saturday noon-11pm.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 10/16/22- Packy’s Sports Grill).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

PACKY’S JACK DANIELS GLAZE WINGS
($15.99- 10 pieces served with blue cheese & celery sticks)

Packy’s Sports Grill
11379 West Palmetto Park Road
Boca Raton
(561) 482-0052
packyssportsgrill.com
Latest Review: 9/20/22

Absolutely Delicious!

By the way, if the wings don’t work for you…

CHEESEBURGER SLIDERS
($11.99- 3 mini burgers topped with American cheese/ lettuce/ tomatoes/ pickles, side of French fries}

Off the chart delicious!

Posted on September 20th, 2022.

***** Packy’s Sports Grill, 11379 West Palmetto Park Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33428, (561) 482-0052.

Got a real good sports bar for you guys to check-out, Packy’s Sports Grill in Boca Raton.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and eight long time “Brooklyn” friends “discovered” Packy’s Sports Grill and I gotta tell you that its food was absolute dynamite! Inside table/booth/hi-top seating, outside patio table/hi-top seating, separate full liquor bar, loads of tvs inside and outside, pool table, reasonably priced appetizers/ salads/ sandwiches/ wings/ soups/ burgers/ entrees/ desserts menu, super pleasant staff, events calendar- food & booze specials/ live music/ karaoke/ poker/ outdoor car shows.

Let’s wrap Packy’s Sports Grill up- by saying that Packy’s real good food, reasonable prices, terrific staff, no frills decor and no fancy schmancy anything, make it a winner!

You guys can check menu/ prices/ events schedule/ info at packyssportsgrill.com.

Packy’s Sports Grill is open:

Monday- Wednesday
11:30 AM – 12:00 AM (Next day)

Thursday
11:30 AM – 1:00 AM (Next day)

Friday- Saturday
11:30 AM – 2:00 AM (Next day)

Sunday
11:30 AM – 10:00 PM