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THIRD WORLD SCAMMERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE GOOD CROOKS!

Posted on January 12th, 2015 · Music/Events/Other

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* THIRD WORLD SCAMMERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE GOOD CROOKS!

Jeff Eats just this minute got the “below” e-mail…

It is e-mails like this, that tell the story…THIRD WORLD CHARACTERS don’t even know how to be GOOD CROOKS!

Just a little story for you…A couple of months ago, Jeff Eats received a phone call from some guy purporting to be with the IRS. He was ranting and raving about back taxes and how I was going to go to jail unless I immediately paid the balance due-with my credit card. Of course, I told the guy to go F-himself and hung up! This past Friday, the same guy called (same phone number and his accent was the same) purporting to be with the United States Department Of Defense and telling me that I had been placed on the Terrorist Subversive List and needed to immediately pay a $250 fine with my credit card- to get off the list. I couldn’t stop laughing- when the guy immediately hung-up… when I told him that I was Major General Jeff Eats assigned to Camp Blanding Army Base in Starke, Florida and that all of my incoming calls-were taped and monitored by the United States Army.

All I know is that these SCAMMERS should first learn how to speak and write proper ENGLISH before they take a run-at-us!

Like I said, these THIRD WORLD SCAMMERS don’t even know how to be GOOD CROOKS!
_____
DHL COMPANY
We have finally arranged to deliver your package worth $8.2m USD
through (DHL) Company. We were able to accomplish this through the help
of IMF director Anderson Morgan and every necessary arrangement has
been made successfully .
Contact MR.DOGLARS THOMAS
Telephone: (+229, 989,65580)FORWARD ALL YOUR INFORMATION HERE
Email: (dhlbranchoffice102@qq.com)
Contact the (DHL) with your delivery information such as:
(1) Full names —
(2) Phone line —
(3) Country —–
(4) Age/sex ——
(5) Occupation:—
(6)Home address:–
And also be informed that delivery agent will leave to this country as
soon as you proceed with (DHL) Company.
Sincerely
Mrs.NANCY WILLIAMS
EMAIL;;(dhlbranchoffice102@qq.com)
MOBILE PHONE NUMBER (+229 ,991,35567)

9 Comments to “THIRD WORLD SCAMMERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE GOOD CROOKS!”

  1. TURNER says...

    Jeff,
    I got the IRS call about 2 months ago.
    Some Hindu guy called and was telling me that I owned back taxes blah blah blah. I couldn’t stop laughing at him and told him to kiss my ass. One of my neighbors also had what appears to be the same clown call her.

    I get emails like the DHL all the time. I also get lottery ones all the time. They make no sense and the English is off the wall.

    These are just boiler room clowns looking for a sucker and sadly every so often they catch one.

  2. JoyceEatsBagels says...

    Jeff,
    I got the IRS call but I wasn’t home. The jerk left a voice message. I knew it was bs, but I did call my accountant to double check and he told me it was a scam that was going on around the country.

  3. Anthony Franza says...

    Crazy.
    A few months ago I received 2 phone calls from a guy with a Hindu accent. Both times he tried to scare me with an IRS claim. Each time I told him that I didn’t need any Dunkin’ Donuts and that he should get back to work making the coffee. Pesky little rat but both times he seemed to being a script. Just kept going while I made fun of him.
    Time for Romney or Jeb to take control and get rid of these clowns once and for all.
    The way I see it, Obama now wants our crooked Hindu friend to go to Community College on us.
    This country is F@@ked UP!

  4. SidRidesABike says...

    What the hell is that email about?

  5. Young Court says...

    HELLO MY FRIEND!

    These crooks crack me up.

  6. Marsha says...

    I get the calls from the Indian guys ‘from Microsoft’ who want to solve the problems with my computer…then after they load the viruses into it, I can pay them to clean it up. The last time, I told the guy to call me back on the phone line that was in the computer room..and gave him the phone number for the Miami FBI office…they haven’t called me back….

  7. Hello My Friend says...

    I say we shut down all of the 7 Elevens and Dunkin’ Donuts and chase the bastards out of the country.
    We got to make sure what happened in France doesn’t happen here.

  8. ken w says...

    WELCOME ECO BANK PLC
    The Pan African Bank
    Plot 87 Ajose
    Adeogun Street,Victoria Island,
    Lagos, Nigeria

    Attn: Beneficiary

    On behalf of our Executive Aims of Government and Federal Ministry of Finance Abuja, I was authorized to inform you that the arrangement to affect your inheritance/compensation payment of $3.5 Million has been scheduled and been arranged for you through Inter Swift ATM VISA CARD payment which will allow you to withdraw your fund from any ATM Machine in any part of the world; Europe, America and Asia pacific .The Swift ATM CARD worth $3.5 Million USD has been package,will be released and delivered to you by UPS COURIER COMPANY.Forward your above details to UPS Courier Company and call them immediately to enable them deliver your ATM VISA CARD to your home address without any delay.Note: Because of impostors, we hereby issue you with our code of conduct, (ksm209),please indicate this code while contacting the Director in charge for this ATM (MR STEVEN KEEPER) to enable him know that you are the right person. Any message you receive concerning this transaction without this code (ksm209) should be treated as a

    YOUR ATM MASTER CARD DETAILS:-
    ATM Card Number: (4278763100030014)
    Security Pin Code: 6689
    ATM Card value is: $3.5 Million USD.
    Withdrawal per day: $5,000 US DOLLARS
    Personal Identification: 822
    Issued Date: 17-09-2014
    Expiration Date: 18-09-2017

    FILL THE FORM BELOW :-
    YOUR FULL NAME:…….
    YOUR FULL DELIVERY ADDRESS:…….:
    YOUR PHONE NUMBER………….
    YOUR COUNTRY / STATE OF ORIGIN…..
    YOUR IDENTIFICATION….

    CONTACT UPS COURIER COMPANY WITH THIS INFO :-
    Contact Person: MR STEVEN KEEPER
    Email: info.ups.ng@qq.com
    Tel: +234-706497 1074

    Best Regards,
    DR.MRS HELEN MURPHY.
    OPERATION MANAGER
    ECO BANK PLC

  9. SidRidesABike says...

    Jeff, This email just came.
    This is one of the best that I’ve seen.

    Attn: Beneficiary,

    You are required to confirm why you have not claimed your
    fund despite numerous
    contact with you in the past by the authorities. We are
    under pressure from Mr.
    Clinton Guzman who claimed that you are dead and made him
    your Beneficiary and next
    of kin hence, your fund $4.8m should be paid to him.

    We are very confused at this stage because we have not heard
    from you and it is very
    suspicious as Mr. Clinton Guzman is ready to pay for the
    Compulsory Payment Approval
    Fee for the funds to be re approved in his favor as your
    next of kin and paid to him.

    Finally, this is the very last confirmation and you are
    advised to confirm to us and
    when you will pay the Compulsory Payment Approval Fee
    of $85 needed from you immediately if
    you are Alive so that the funds $4.800,000.00million USD
    will be reactivated and paid to
    you. We must prove that this man is either lying against you
    or you are dead if we do
    not get your response hence, he will be paid the fund as
    your Next of kin.

    NOTE: Your payment will be by direct deliver to your
    nominated home address or
    via ATM Card.

    If your alive,please reconfirm to us your full delivery
    address
    here is the address required from you,
    YOUR FULL NAME………
    COUNTRY………..
    CITY……….
    HOME ADDRESS………..
    PHONE NUMBER……….
    OCCUPATION………..
    ZIP CODE………..

    Please call us on our direct telephone number +00229 61670032
    or Email:
    (deliveroffice@yahoo.com) immediately you received this
    message for more advise.

    Urgent compliance is to your advantage, if you are alive.

    Regards,
    Dr.king terry
    United Nations Oversight Office
    Tel: +00229 61670032

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