THIRD WORLD SCAMMERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE GOOD CROOKS!
* THIRD WORLD SCAMMERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BE GOOD CROOKS!
Jeff Eats just this minute got the “below” e-mail…
It is e-mails like this, that tell the story…THIRD WORLD CHARACTERS don’t even know how to be GOOD CROOKS!
Just a little story for you…A couple of months ago, Jeff Eats received a phone call from some guy purporting to be with the IRS. He was ranting and raving about back taxes and how I was going to go to jail unless I immediately paid the balance due-with my credit card. Of course, I told the guy to go F-himself and hung up! This past Friday, the same guy called (same phone number and his accent was the same) purporting to be with the United States Department Of Defense and telling me that I had been placed on the Terrorist Subversive List and needed to immediately pay a $250 fine with my credit card- to get off the list. I couldn’t stop laughing- when the guy immediately hung-up… when I told him that I was Major General Jeff Eats assigned to Camp Blanding Army Base in Starke, Florida and that all of my incoming calls-were taped and monitored by the United States Army.
All I know is that these SCAMMERS should first learn how to speak and write proper ENGLISH before they take a run-at-us!
Like I said, these THIRD WORLD SCAMMERS don’t even know how to be GOOD CROOKS!
We have finally arranged to deliver your package worth $8.2m USD
through (DHL) Company. We were able to accomplish this through the help
of IMF director Anderson Morgan and every necessary arrangement has
been made successfully .
Contact MR.DOGLARS THOMAS
Telephone: (+229, 989,65580)FORWARD ALL YOUR INFORMATION HERE
Contact the (DHL) with your delivery information such as:
(1) Full names —
(2) Phone line —
(3) Country —–
(4) Age/sex ——
And also be informed that delivery agent will leave to this country as
soon as you proceed with (DHL) Company.
MOBILE PHONE NUMBER (+229 ,991,35567)
I got the IRS call about 2 months ago.
Some Hindu guy called and was telling me that I owned back taxes blah blah blah. I couldn’t stop laughing at him and told him to kiss my ass. One of my neighbors also had what appears to be the same clown call her.
I get emails like the DHL all the time. I also get lottery ones all the time. They make no sense and the English is off the wall.
These are just boiler room clowns looking for a sucker and sadly every so often they catch one.
I got the IRS call but I wasn’t home. The jerk left a voice message. I knew it was bs, but I did call my accountant to double check and he told me it was a scam that was going on around the country.
A few months ago I received 2 phone calls from a guy with a Hindu accent. Both times he tried to scare me with an IRS claim. Each time I told him that I didn’t need any Dunkin’ Donuts and that he should get back to work making the coffee. Pesky little rat but both times he seemed to being a script. Just kept going while I made fun of him.
Time for Romney or Jeb to take control and get rid of these clowns once and for all.
The way I see it, Obama now wants our crooked Hindu friend to go to Community College on us.
This country is F@@ked UP!
What the hell is that email about?
HELLO MY FRIEND!
These crooks crack me up.
I get the calls from the Indian guys ‘from Microsoft’ who want to solve the problems with my computer…then after they load the viruses into it, I can pay them to clean it up. The last time, I told the guy to call me back on the phone line that was in the computer room..and gave him the phone number for the Miami FBI office…they haven’t called me back….
I say we shut down all of the 7 Elevens and Dunkin’ Donuts and chase the bastards out of the country.
We got to make sure what happened in France doesn’t happen here.
WELCOME ECO BANK PLC
The Pan African Bank
Plot 87 Ajose
Adeogun Street,Victoria Island,
On behalf of our Executive Aims of Government and Federal Ministry of Finance Abuja, I was authorized to inform you that the arrangement to affect your inheritance/compensation payment of $3.5 Million has been scheduled and been arranged for you through Inter Swift ATM VISA CARD payment which will allow you to withdraw your fund from any ATM Machine in any part of the world; Europe, America and Asia pacific .The Swift ATM CARD worth $3.5 Million USD has been package,will be released and delivered to you by UPS COURIER COMPANY.Forward your above details to UPS Courier Company and call them immediately to enable them deliver your ATM VISA CARD to your home address without any delay.Note: Because of impostors, we hereby issue you with our code of conduct, (ksm209),please indicate this code while contacting the Director in charge for this ATM (MR STEVEN KEEPER) to enable him know that you are the right person. Any message you receive concerning this transaction without this code (ksm209) should be treated as a
YOUR ATM MASTER CARD DETAILS:-
ATM Card Number: (4278763100030014)
Security Pin Code: 6689
ATM Card value is: $3.5 Million USD.
Withdrawal per day: $5,000 US DOLLARS
Personal Identification: 822
Issued Date: 17-09-2014
Expiration Date: 18-09-2017
FILL THE FORM BELOW :-
YOUR FULL NAME:…….
YOUR FULL DELIVERY ADDRESS:…….:
YOUR PHONE NUMBER………….
YOUR COUNTRY / STATE OF ORIGIN…..
CONTACT UPS COURIER COMPANY WITH THIS INFO :-
Contact Person: MR STEVEN KEEPER
Tel: +234-706497 1074
DR.MRS HELEN MURPHY.
ECO BANK PLC
Jeff, This email just came.
This is one of the best that I’ve seen.
You are required to confirm why you have not claimed your
fund despite numerous
contact with you in the past by the authorities. We are
under pressure from Mr.
Clinton Guzman who claimed that you are dead and made him
your Beneficiary and next
of kin hence, your fund $4.8m should be paid to him.
We are very confused at this stage because we have not heard
from you and it is very
suspicious as Mr. Clinton Guzman is ready to pay for the
Compulsory Payment Approval
Fee for the funds to be re approved in his favor as your
next of kin and paid to him.
Finally, this is the very last confirmation and you are
advised to confirm to us and
when you will pay the Compulsory Payment Approval Fee
of $85 needed from you immediately if
you are Alive so that the funds $4.800,000.00million USD
will be reactivated and paid to
you. We must prove that this man is either lying against you
or you are dead if we do
not get your response hence, he will be paid the fund as
your Next of kin.
NOTE: Your payment will be by direct deliver to your
nominated home address or
via ATM Card.
If your alive,please reconfirm to us your full delivery
here is the address required from you,
YOUR FULL NAME………
Please call us on our direct telephone number +00229 61670032
(firstname.lastname@example.org) immediately you received this
message for more advise.
Urgent compliance is to your advantage, if you are alive.
United Nations Oversight Office
Tel: +00229 61670032