* Humor!
An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up.
As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “ask them where we are!” So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “by the way, where are we?”
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”
The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “where are we?”
“He doesn’t speak English” replies the husband.
* NATIONAL PIZZA DAY- 2023!
Just between you guys and me, I almost forgot that today, February 9th, 2023- is National Pizza Day!
Keep a secret?
Yesterday, I really screwed-up- as I forgot to wish all you guys- a very happy and healthy National Kite Flying Day!
This contest started on 2/9/23. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $10 Burger King Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $10 Burger King Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $10 Gift Card is good at any Burger King location (burgerking.com for locations, menu, info).
* Exclusive Online Presale: Tom Jones.
Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are big fans…
We’ll be there!
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Passcode: GREEN
* Humor!
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning.
He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch.
He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time.
The old man slowly reached over and pushed the camel’s testicles to one side and then released them, letting them swing to a stop.
“10:27” he said.
The archaeologist was stunned as he had never seen someone tell time like that before.
He rushed back to the hotel to find his colleagues and then brought them back to the town square to find the old man.
Having found him again, the archaeologist said, “I will give you this $50 bill if you’ll show me how you tell time.
The old man pocketed the $50 bill and said, “OK, kneel down here with me and put your head close to mine. Now swing the camel’s testicles out of the way. Now, can you see the clock on that building over there?”
* Exclusive Online Presale: Pickleball Slam.
If you guys don’t mind, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are gonna pass on this one…
Watching from the bleaches- Harry, our 84 year old next-door neighbor and his latest lady friend Rose age 78 limp around the court is about all the pickleball Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats can handle for right now!
If “this” works for you…
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Passcode: PBALL
* Exclusive Online Presale: Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo.
Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are not big fans- we are GIGANTIC fans!
We will be there!
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Florida Tour Dates:
APR
24
Van Wezel Performing Arts Hall Sarasota, FL
APR
26
The Saint Augustine Amphitheater St. Augustine, FL
APR
27
Ruth Eckerd Hall Clearwater, FL
APR
29
Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino – Hard Rock Live
* Comedian Ian Bagg.
Tickets Just Went On Sale!
Trust Jeff Eats on this one- Ian Bagg is an absolutely brilliant comedian.
Don’t miss this show!
from bocablackbox.com
Ian Bagg
Friday, May 5th, 2023 (7pm & 9pm)
Saturday, May 6th, 2023 (7pm & 9pm)
Boca Black Box Center for the Arts
8221 Glades Road #10 Boca Raton, FL 33434
Phone: 561.483.9036
Tickets: ($32-$42) bocablackbox.com goldstar.com (discount tickets)
Ian Bagg is a world touring comedian and the host of the weekly podcast, “Ian Bagg Bought a House”. His quick wit, off-the-cuff antics, playful conversation and fast paced crowd work has earned him spots on some of the best stages in the world.
Early on in his life he discovered a love for hockey. Pro hockey, junior hockey, or just a bunch of kids getting together to skate around would satisfy him. At one point he tried hockey camps and knew that he had no chance to make it. One of the most valuable things that he learned from chirping players on the bench, bus or the locker room was that he was funny. That is where his extraordinary talent for humor began his comedy adventure.
Flying over 100,000 air miles per year, life has been amazing for this energetic and wildly funny boundary pushing entertainer. These qualities earned Bagg a top-5 finish on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing”, where he performed a national tour. Aside from touring, he’s been on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”, “The Tonight Show”, Adam Corolla Show, WTF with Marc Maron, and The Wrap Up Show on Howard Stern.
While bringing his love of comedy and hockey together, Ian has performed multiple collaborative NHL Alumni shows for teams such as the Detroit Red Wings, St. Louis Blues, and the Toronto Maple Leafs. Bagg has also been featured on the History Channel, the Food Network and the Biography Channel. His most recent one-hour specials are “Ian Bagg: Getting to F**king Know You” that airs on Showtime and “Conversations”, available on iTunes, Amazon and Google Play. Stand-up comedy is Ian’s personal journey – fans of his don’t want to miss a single show, because no two shows are alike.
Originally posted on October 18th, 2022.
* LITTLE ANTHONY.
All I can say…
Tears On My Pillow
Goin’ Out of My Head
Shimmy Shimmy KO KO Bop
I’m On The Outside (Looking In)
Two People in the World
Take Me Back
Hurt So Bad
LITTLE ANTHONY
Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 at 8:00 pm
Kings Point Golf And Country Club
7000 Atlantic Avenue
Delray Beach, Florida 33446
Tickets: kingspointdelray.com
Box Office- (561) 499-3335
$25 Residents • $31 Non-Residents
This contest started on 2/6/23. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $25 Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $25 Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $25 Gift Card is good at Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza, 15200 South Jog Road, Unit A3, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 908-2466.
Check menu/prices/info at ah-beetz.com.
Posted on August 1st, 2022
***** Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza, 15200 South Jog Road, Unit A3, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 908-2466.
Got an absolutely dynamite coal fired pizza joint for you guys to checkout, Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza in Delray Beach.
Real simple tale to tell, last week Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” (1 eat-in/ 1- takeout) Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza (which opened something like 3 months ago) and its food totally- blew us away! The no-frills joint has 2- tables (for 4) inside and a handful of tables outside. Reasonably priced pizzas/ calzones/ salads/ wings menu.
Now, you guys know, or should know by know- that this food reviewing “gig” is purely a subjective call…what I like, you may hate and vice versa!
With that in mind, I gotta tell you that the coal oven-pizzas/ calzone/ chicken wings, salads that we ordered- rank right-up there with the best that we’ve eaten here in Florida!
Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza is an absolute must try joint!
You guys can check menu/prices/info at ah-beetz.com.
Ah-Beetz New Haven Pizza is open Tuesday-Saturday 11am-9pm/ Sunday 1pm-8pm, closed on Monday.