* Humor!
A gynaecologist was having an affair.
One day his mistress was in his office and he said to her, “Just for something different, let’s just have a cup of coffee and a chat.”
Through his window he saw his wife walking into his office and in a panic said to his lover, “Quick take your pants off and jump up on the examination table, this way my wife won’t get suspicious.”
This contest started on 11/13/23. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $10 Whit’s Frozen Custard Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $10 Whit’s Frozen Custard Gift Card to give to one of you guys…
The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $10 Gift Card is good at any Whit’s Frozen Custard location.
You guys can check – whitscustard.com for locations, menu/prices, info.
Posted on December 1st, 2019
***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 12/1/19- Whit’s Frozen Custard).
One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…
2 SCOOPS WAFFLE CONE
$6.00
Whit’s Frozen Custard
3551 North Federal Highway
Boca Raton
(561) 465-3428
whitscustard.com
Latest Review: 12/1/19
Yesterday- Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Whit’s Frozen Custard and all I can tell you- is if you like frozen custard- you will absolutely love this joint. Simple concept- order/pickup at counter, inside table & wall counter seating, very reasonably priced vanilla/chocolate/rotating daily and monthly flavors/toppings/shakes-malts menu, open 7 days a week noon-10pm, currently 51 U.S. store-chain with a handful of Florida joints- Boca Raton store opened in October,2019.
Let me wrap-up Whit’s Frozen Custard by saying that its custard is made fresh daily and is absolutely delicious!
Check store locations/menu/info at whitscustard.com.
***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 11/12/23- Taste of Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant).
One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…
PEPPER STEAK WITH ONIONS
(Large-$9.55)
Taste of Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant
2224 Gulf Gate Drive
Sarasota
(941) 922-6765
tasteofhongkongsrq.com
Latest Review: 3/14/22
When you guys eat in this joint, you’ll swear that it’s 1957 and that you’re back in Brooklyn!(Please feel free to change location that works for you).
If Taste of Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant was a whole lot closer to Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton abode, we definitely would be real steady customers!
Posted on March 14th, 2022 · Chinese · [edit]
***** Taste of Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant, 2224 Gulf Gate Drive, Sarasota, Florida 34231, (941) 922-6765.
Got a real good Chinese/Thai joint for you guys to checkout, Taste of Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant in Sarasota.
Simple tale to tell, yesterday, Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and our friends Ellen and Marc “discovered” Taste of Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant and I gotta tell you that- the joint’s food was absolutely delicious! Booth/table seating, reasonably priced- full boat of Jewish American Brooklyn circa 1957 Chinese food/handful of Thai ‘specials’ menu, open Monday- Saturday 11:30am-10pm/ Sunday 4:30pm/9pm.
Let me wrap-up Hong Kong Chinese Restaurant by saying, that if the joint was in Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ Boca Raton neighborhood- we definitely would be real steady customers! Ditto- for Ellen and Marc who also live in Boca Raton!
Check menu/prices/info at tasteofhongkong-chineserestaurant.business.site.
* VETERANS DAY- Complimentary Meals & Restaurant Deals/Discounts.
For starters check…
Check military.com for- 2023 Veterans Day Free Meals and Restaurant Deals and Discounts.
* Special Event with Comedian Rocky LaPorte @ The Box 2.0.
Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are big fans…
Just picked-up 2 tickets for the 7:30 PM show!
Special Event with Comedian Rocky LaPorte @ The Box 2.0
Friday, November 10th, 2023
7:30 PM & 9:30 PM
THE BOX 2.0
Boca Black Box
8221 Glades Road #10 Boca Raton, Florida 33434
Phone: 561.483.9036
Box Office: (Tickets: ALL General Admission $32.50) bocablackbox.com)/ check goldstar.com for discount tickets
From bocablackbox.com:
Special Event with Comedian Rocky LaPorte @ The Box 2.0
NOTE: This show will be held at The BOX 2.0 – right next door to our main room.
Rocky traveled with Drew Carey to Iraq to entertain the troops and was seen on the Showtime special Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie. Rocky has filmed his own Comedy Central Presents special and was voted the network’s second most popular comedian in a nationwide poll. He has performed on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and appeared on A&E‘s Evening At The Improv and VH1‘s Stand-Up Spotlight, along with sitcom appearances on Cheers and his own NBC pilot called the Rocky LaPorte Show.
Rocky has opened for the likes of Garry Shandling, Drew Carey, Tim Allen, Louie Anderson, Hootie and the Blowfish and the Righteous Brothers, just to name a few. His clean, blue-collar style of comedy continues to increase in popularity as he travels the country.
This contest started on 11/10/23. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $10 Burger King Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $10 Burger King Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $10 Gift Card is good at any Burger King location (burgerking.com for locations, menu, info).
This contest started on 11/9/23. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $10 Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $10 Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen Gift Card for one of you guys!
The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $10 Gift Card is good at Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen, 133 East Hillsboro Boulevard, Deerfield Beach, Florida 33441 (954) 427-0650, picklebarrelfl.com
Posted on November 6th, 2008
***** Pickle Barrel Deli & Delicatessen, 133 East Hillsboro Boulevard, Deerfield Beach, Florida 33441 (954) 427-0650.
I am now going to give you the name of one of South Florida’s great “order at the counter delis”…Pickle Barrel. This joint has been around since 1974 and makes some of the most delicious deli sandwiches and salads that you have ever tasted. Take a look at Pickle’s website at www.picklebarrelfl.com for menu/prices.
I am telling you…the food at this joint is absolutely amazing. The corned beef, pastrami, turkey and tuna-shrimp-chicken salads are about as good as it gets…throw in your choice from 6 breads, 12 condiments and 5 cheeses and this joint can whip-up some heavy-duty combination sandwiches. As for prices, although Pickle Barrel is located right next-door to a pawn shop, you won’t have to go into hock for this joint’s sandwiches or salads… Pickel’s prices are in-line with your favorite neighborhood sub shop’s menu.
Pickle Barrel is open Monday-Friday 9am-6pm, Saturday 9am-5pm and Sunday 9:30am-4:30pm.
This contest started on 11//7/23. This contest has a winner.
* Win A $20 Shake Shack Gift Card.
Jeff Eats got a $29 Shake Shack Gift Card to give to one of you guys!
The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!
The $20 Gift Card is good at any Shake Shack location (shakeshack.com for locations, menu, info).
* Humor!
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
“Look what you did to my car! You’re going to give me $10,000 right now or I’m going to beat you to a pulp!”
“Oh my…” the old man said nervously. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do.”
“Dolphins!” the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
“So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I’m going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!”
“I’ll be there in 10 minutes.” says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said,
“For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”
