Humor!

A man with really bad eyesight was going for a job as a pilot.

It was his dream job, so he asked a friend how he might get past the interview, what with his terrible eyesight and all.

‘What can I do? I obviously can’t wear my glasses…’ he asked his friend.

His friend said, ‘Stick a pin in a tree on the other side of the field from the office. When they ask you about your eyesight say that you’re able to see a pin stuck in the tree and it’s been distracting you during the interview.’

‘They’ll be so intrigued that they’ll probably come with you to show them where the pin is. Boom, you’re hired!’ the friend suggested.

The next week the friend asked how the interview went.

‘I didn’t get the job. Everything was going well until they asked about my eyesight. I had done what you said — I stuck a pin in the tree and mentioned it during the interview. They wanted to see this pin for themselves, so we all went across the field to see it.’

‘Okay, that sounds fine, you did have the pin stuck in the tree. So what happened?’ the friend asked.

‘While walking towards the tree, I tripped over a cow.’

This contest started on 11/3/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

This contest started on November 2nd, 2021. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2 Tickets: National Touring Headliner Comedian- Joe DeVito.

Jeff Eats got 2 tickets (retail value: $90) to give to one of you guys to see National Touring Headliner Comedian- Friday, November 5th, 2021 @ 7:30pm, Mizner Park Cultural Center, 201 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida 33432.

The game- the first 15 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

* National Touring Headliner Comedian- Joe DeVito.

If you wanna see one of the funniest comedians currently working America’s comedy club/ casino/ college/ television circuit- then you gotta go see Joe DeVito!

Over the past 30 years (yes! I said 30 years) Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have seen DeVito’s stand-up act countless of times- and I am telling you guys, the man is an- absolutely brilliant comedian!

National Touring Headliner Comedian- Joe DeVito

Friday, November 5th, 2021 (7:30pm)

Mizner Park Cultural Center
201 Plaza Real, Boca Raton, Florida 33432
Box Office: (844)-672-2849
Tickets: miznerparkculturalcenter.com

from miznerparkculturalcenter.com

“Joe DeVito from New York, ruled the room… 9.5 out of 10.” – Montreal Gazette

Joe DeVito has appeared on The Late Late Show, Last Comic Standing, and Comedy Central, and is a frequent guest on the top-rated Greg Gutfeld Show. His comedy albums are in regular rotation on SiriusXM comedy channels and his special for Dry Bar Comedy has over 5 million views online.

Whether taking on relationships, his Italian-American family, or current events, Joe DeVito’s dead-on timing, unexpected twists and sheer flights of lunacy make him a favorite at clubs and colleges across the USA, and at the top venues in New York City!

Originally posted on October 31st, 2021.

* 80TH ANNIVERSARY PEARL HARBOR CEREMONY WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE VICTORY DOLLS.

THIS IS A COMPLIMENTARY EVENT.

From miznerparkculturalcenter.com
Admission and Registration is FREE; however, we invite you to pay-what-you-can and support our Veterans in however much you can give.
REGISTER NOW!

80TH ANNIVERSARY PEARL HARBOR CEREMONY WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE VICTORY DOLLS

Tuesday, December 7th, 2021 @ 6pm

REGISTRATION IS REQUIRED

Mizner Park Cultural Center
201 Plaza Real
Boca Raton, Florida 33432
Box Office: (844)-672-2849

Complimentary Registration: miznerparkculturalcenter.com

from miznerparkculturalcenter.com

About The Victory Dolls

Award-Winning, Andrews Sisters Style Harmony Group – With A Modern Twist
The Victory Dolls are a vocal singing group that is reminiscent of the tight harmonies of the Andrews Sisters and features many of the top Carbonell Award-winning actresses in South Florida.

The Victory Dolls are a group of women with enormous musical talents and a unique, nostalgic style who have combined a vintage look and choreography with lively, original musical arrangements. It’s an All-American show when The Victory Dolls hit the stage, complete with a modern day twist on your favorite songs, that dazzles in three-part harmony!

***** RaRa’s Pizza & Wings, 11419 West Palmetto Park Road, Suite D, Boca Raton, Florida 33428, (561) 945-8984.

Got a dynamite pizza joint for you guys to check-out, RaRa’s Pizza & Wings in Boca Raton.

Simple tale to tell, takeout joint with a handful of tables/booths, order/pickup at counter, reasonably priced menu of salads/hoagies/Detroit style pizzas/wings/other stuff, open 7 days a week 5pm-9pm.

Yesterday, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats needed to-feed some folks who were watching football and the World Series at our Boca Raton abode- and we decided to kill two birds with one stone- “discover” and feed them with RaRa’s Pizza & Wings’ stuff!

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you, RaRa’s food absolutely killed- not one single guest bitched about the food!

Now, you guys know that this food reviewing gig is purely a subjective call- you know, what I like you may hate and what I think is hot, you may think is cold- so on and so forth- with this in mind, I’m telling you guys- that RaRa’s Pizza & Wings is an absolute must try!

You guys can check menu/prices/info at raraspizza.com.

This contest started on 10/31/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Lily’s Handmade Ice Cream Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Lily’s Handmade Ice Cream Gift Card for one of you guys!

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at Lily’s Handmade Ice Cream, 4900 Linton Boulevard, Delray Beach, Florida 33445, (561) 501-4301.

You guys can check-out menu/prices/info at lilyshandmadeicecream.com.

Posted on October 20th, 2021

***** Lily’s Handmade Ice Cream, 4900 Linton Boulevard, Delray Beach, Florida 33445, (561) 501-4301.

Got a real good ice cream joint for you guys to checkout- Lily’s Handmade Ice Cream in Delray Beach.

Real simple tale to tell…

Yesterday afternoon Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Lily’s Handmade Ice Cream and I gotta tell you- the joint’s ice cream absolutely killed! Order/pickup at the counter, handful of inside and outside tables, reasonably priced- in house made ice cream, ice cream cakes & pies, hot fudge, whipped cream/ toppings/ cereal bowls/ coffee menu, open 7 days a week noon-10pm.

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you- I kinda think I know my “ice cream”- and I’m telling you guys- Lily’s Handmade Ice Cream is cranking-out dynamite stuff! No bs- some of the best ice cream- Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have had down here in Florida!

You guys can check-out menu/prices/info at lilyshandmadeicecream.com

This contest started on 10/12/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2 Tickets: Destination Motown featuring The Sensational Soul Cruisers.

Jeff Eats got 2 tickets (retail value: $100) to give to one of you guys to see Destination Motown featuring The Sensational Soul Cruisers, on Saturday, February 12th, 2022 (doors open 7pm/show 8pm) at The Casino @ Dania Beach, 301 East Dania Beach Boulevard, Dania Beach, Florida 33004, (954) 920-1511.

The game- the first 100 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

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Tickets Online: casinodaniabeach.com
Tickets By Phone: 877-788-8208

The Casino @ Dania Beach
301 East Dania Beach Boulevard
Dania Beach, Florida 33004
(954) 920-1511
Open: 9am-3am

Destination Motown is a multi-media show performed by New Jersey’s own, The Sensational Soul Cruisers, delivering the greatest hits by the Temptations, the Jackson Five, Marvin Gaye, The Four Tops and so many others. This incredible live band brings a “WOW” show, time after time. They will have you singing and dancing along to all your favorite Motown hits. The Sensational Soul Cruisers are described as a cross between Kool and the Gang, Chicago and the Temptations. If you remember a movie called “Eddie and the Cruisers,” you would be interested to know that the Soul Cruisers rhythm section was the band behind Eddie Testa, as Eddie and the Cruisers. That band and its name inspired the movie of the same name. So many National Artists have been guests at Soul Cruisers shows, including Bruce Springsteen, Clarence Clemons, John Eddie, Southside Johnny, and so many more

This contest started on 10/21/21. This contest has a winner.

* Win 2 Tickets: Stars of the Sixties Volume 4.

Jeff Eats got 2 tickets (retail value: $200) to give to one of you guys to see Stars of the Sixties Volume 4, Friday, February 4th, 2022 at 7:30 PM at Carole & Barry Kaye Auditorium at FAU, 777 Glades Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33431.

The game- the first 200 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

Posted on August 3rd, 2021

* Stars of the Sixties Volume 4.

Just announced…

Stars of the Sixties Volume 4

Friday, February 4th, 2022 at 7:30 PM

Carole & Barry Kaye Auditorium at FAU
777 Glades Road-
Boca Raton, Florida 33431
Box Office: (561) 297-6124

Tickets: fauevents.universitytickets.com

Pre-Sale -Starts on Tuesday- August 3rd, 2021 at 10AM

PRE-SALE CODE: POPROCK
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Ticket sales begin on 8/6/2021 at 10:00AM

Tickets: fauevents.universitytickets.com

Carole and Barry Kaye Auditorium
Friday, Feb 4, 2022 at 7:30 PM

Stars of the Sixties return to FAU with The Association! They have sold over 80 million records, tapes, CDs and DVDs, earning six gold and three platinum discs along with seven Grammy Award nominations. “Windy”, “Cherish”, “Along Comes Mary”, “Never My Love” and “Everything That Touches You” receive almost as much airplay today as they ever have and on February 4th, you’ll get to hear them all live.

Joining them will be The Brooklyn Bridge (“The Worst That Could Happen”, “Welcome Me Love”, “Blessed is the Rain”), Dennis Tufano, singing all the songs he made famous as the lead singer of the Buckinghams (“Kind of Drag”, “Don’t You Care”, “Susan”, “Hey Baby! They’re Playing Our Song”, “Mercy, Mercy, Mercy”, “Back in Love Again”), The Cyrkle (“Red Rubber Ball”, “Turn Down Day”), and Chris Ruggiero will make a special guest appearance following his rise to fame on PBS-TV, singing 60s favorites you know and love. Don’t miss this sixties reunion!

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 10/31/21- Shaka Donuts).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

CINNAROLL
($2.75- raised donut topped with cinnamon glaze/ streusel/ vanilla icing)

Shaka Donuts
225 East Michigan Street
Orlando
(407) 801-5066
shakadonutsorlando.com
Latest Review: 4/12/21

Trust Jeff Eats when I tell you- if you like donuts, you will absolutely positively love Shaka Donuts!

Posted on April 12th, 2021

***** Shaka Donuts, 225 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, (407) 801-5066.

Got a killer donut joint that you guys gotta check-out…Shaka Donuts in Orlando.

Real simple tale to tell…

Yesterday morning, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Shaka Donuts and the order-pickup at the counter/ table and hi-top seating/ house donuts- made to order donuts -breakfast sandwiches- coffee menu joint totally blew us away!

Trust Jeff Eats on this one…Shaka Donuts is an absolute must try!

You guys can check shakadonutsorlando.com for menu/prices/info.

Shaka Donuts is open:
Sunday 7:30AM–1PM
Tuesday-Friday 6:30AM–6PM
Saturday 7:30AM–6PM
Closed Monday

* HAPPY HALLOWEEN- 2021!