* Humor!

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON’T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON’T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, “YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I’LL HANDLE THIS, I’M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.”

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, “OH, I’M SORRY.” AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

“I TOLD HER, ‘FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO TORONTO.”

***** Remi’s Rugelach.

A recent e-mail received by Jeff Eats…

Jeff,

Been reading you literally forever.
Love jeffeats.com.
Most of your picks are spot on.
But, your “Rugelach Picking”- not so hot!
I need some dynamite rugelach for the upcoming Jewish Holidays.
Got any new rugelach for me to try?

Happy Holidays To You And Your Family,

Lo Lo

__________________

Lo Lo,

Pretty please. I beg you, give me another rugelach chance…

Here you go, and Happy Holidays to you and your family!

Jeff Eats

This contest started on 9/20/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $25 Chick-fil-A Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $25 Chick-fil-A Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $25 Gift Card is good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

This contest started on 9/17/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $20 Paolo’s Of Boca Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $20 Paolo’s Of Boca Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 20 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $20 Gift Card is good at Paolo’s Of Boca, 1365 West Palmetto Park Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33427, (561) 245-7563.

You guys can check(menu/ prices/ info at paolosofbocaraton.com.

Posted on September 14th, 2022

***** Paolo’s Of Boca, 1365 West Palmetto Park Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33427, (561) 245-7563.

Got a real good “mom & pop” Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Paolo’s Of Boca in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Paolo’s Of Boca Raton and its food killed! Inside table seating/ 2 tables outside, no frills decor, reasonably priced appetizers/ pizzas/ pastas/ subs/ wraps/ rolls/ calzones/ salads/ entrees/ desserts menu, open Sunday/Tuesday-Thursday 11am-9pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-10pm/ closed Monday.

Now! You guys know that this Jeff Eats’ food gig is purely a subjective call…what I like, you may hate and vice versa- with that in mind, I’m telling you that this joint’s food is delicious- and Paolo’s Of Boca Raton is an absolute must try!

Let’s wrap-Paolo’s Of Boca Raton up by saying that you can check menu/prices/info at paolosofbocaraton.com.

* National Cheeseburger Day- 2022!

Just in case you forgot, today is National Cheeseburger Day!

On September 16th, 2022, Jeff Eats’ buddy- Burger Beast ran an absolutely terrific story “National Cheeseburger Day 2022 Happenings” which has a huge list of scheduled “holiday” deals – and the Beast’s personal opinion about each and every deal!

You guys can checkout Burger Beast’s story at burgerbeast.com.

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 9/18/22- Conchy Joe’s Seafood).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER
($9.00)

Conchy Joe’s Seafood
3945 NE Indian River Drive
Jensen Beach
(772) 334-1130
conchyjoes.com
Latest Review: 12/5/08

By the way, if the New England Clam Chowder doesn’t work for you…

CONCHY’S FAMOUS CONCH CHOWDER
($9.00)

Posted on December 5th, 2008 ·

***** Conchy Joe’s Seafood, 3945 NE Indian River Drive, Jensen Beach, Florida 34957 (772) 334-1130.

Got a real good casual-“American” joint for you…I know that that this indoor-outdoor restaurant is called Conchy Joe’s Seafood, but this joint in addition to loads of seafood stuff has enough non-fish appetizers, salads, sandwiches, burgers, chicken/meat entrees, so no-one is going to go hungry. Don’t believe me?… check Conchy’s website at www.conchyjoes.com for menu/prices…by the way, there are also loads of pictures at the site, which will give you some idea of what this joint is all about.

Just so we are straight…we are not talking gourmet seafood or gourmet anything else here…we are talking “SOUTH FLORIDA DINING EXPERIENCE”…tee shirts/shorts…honky-tonk indoor and outdoor deck dining (be smart and sit outside)…decent enough food…large portions… cold sodas and beers…very reasonable prices…easy-going pleasant staff.

Like I said before…Conchy Joe’s Seafood card is… decent food with great ambiance. Unless you are a real stuff shirt, there is no reason why you shouldn’t have a great time eating at this joint. Conchy is open 7 days a week 11:30am-10pm.

Originally posted August 22nd, 2022.

* Jimmy Williamson and Friends.

Simple tale to tell you guys…

Jimmy Williamson and Friends is an outrageously talented group of musicians-who cover Soul, R&B, Jazz, Fusion, Standard, Show Tunes, Rock and more. If you’re into artists such as Frank Sinatra, Gino Vannelli, The Spinners, Bobby Caldwell, Al Jarreau, Marvin Gaye, The Righteous Brothers, Billy Paul, Player, Firefall, England Dan & John Ford Coley, Orleans, Toto, Wild Cherry and Hall & Oates- then you gotta- go see the group on Friday, September 16th, 2022 (9pm-1am- free/no cover charge) at the Sunset Grill located in: Seminole Casino Coconut Creek, 5550 NW 40th Street, Coconut Creek, Florida 33073, (954) 977-6700.

For you guys (non-house-burglars) who like to follow Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats’ “social calendar”- we got -plans on the 16th to enjoy some burgers/ salads/ wings and catch Jimmy Williamson and Friends in action at the Sunset Grill!

Sunset Grill
Located right outside Smoke-Free Pavilion, you’ll find a casual, outdoor smoke-free dining experience under the cover of our traditional Chickee. Indulge in handcrafted drinks, fresh seafood and juicy burgers, all while playing Slots & live Table Games or watching your favorite sports.

Check menu/ prices/ info at seminolecoconutcreekcasino.com.

* Comedian- Kathleen Madigan Boxed Wine & Tiny Banjos 2023 Tour.

Tickets Go On Sale This Today At 10am.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats are-in for 2 tickets…

From thecentercs.com/events

Comedian- Kathleen Madigan Boxed Wine & Tiny 2023 Banjos Tour

Friday January 13th, 2023 (8pm)

Coral Springs Center For The Arts
2855 Coral Springs Drive
Coral Springs, Florida 33065
Box Office: (954) 344-5990
Tickets:thecentercs.com/events

Comedian Kathleen Madigan’s 32-year comedy career is showing no signs of slowing down as she’s currently on her Do You Have Any Ranch? Tour. Madigan has been touring 250 nights a year on the road and has risen from performing in comedy clubs to performing in marquee theaters with sold-out shows. Madigan has squeezed in over 40 appearances on late night talk shows and multiple comedy specials airing on Netflix, Comedy Central and HBO. She has also appeared on Jerry Seinfeld’s Netflix popular Netflix series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and made the most of the pandemic by launching a podcast, Madigan’s Pub cast, on all streaming outlets. Her most recent special Bothering Jesus is her fifth hour long stand-up special and third special.
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TOUR SCHEDULE:

Sep 16 2022 7:30pm Dallas TX
Majestic Theatre 7:30pm Dallas TX

Sep 17 2022 7:00pm Austin TX
Paramount Theatre

Sep 22 2022 8:00pm Chattanooga TN
Walker Theatre

Sep 23 2022 7:30pm Knoxville TN
Knoxville Civic Auditorium and Coliseum

Sep 24 2022 7:30pm Asheville NC
Thomas Wolfe Auditorium

Oct 6 2022 8:00pm Rochester NY
Rochester Auditorium Theatre

Oct 7 2022 8:00pm Ithaca NY
State Theatre of Ithaca

Oct 8 2022 8:00pm Wilkes-Barre PA
F.M. Kirby Center

Oct 14 2022 7:30pm Ft Collins CO
Lincoln Center

Oct 15 2022 7:00pm Colorado Springs CO
Pikes Peak Center

Oct 21 2022 7:30pm Grand Rapids MI
GLC Live at 20 Monroe

Oct 22 2022 6:00pm Royal Oak MI
Royal Oak Music Theatre

Oct 22 2022 9:30pm Royal Oak MI
Royal Oak Music Theatre

Oct 28 2022 8:00pm Dayton OH
Schuster Center

Oct 29 2022 7:30pm Indianapolis IN
Clowes Memorial Hall

Nov 5 2022 6:30pm Oroville CA
Gold Country Casino Resort

Nov 5 2022 9:00pm Oroville CA
Gold Country Casino Resort

Nov 11 2022 8:00pm Warren OH
Packard Music Hall

Nov 12 2022 8:00pm Cincinnati OH
Taft Theatre

Nov 19 2022 8:00pm Welch MN
Treasure Island Casino

Dec 2 2022 7:30pm El Cajon CA
The Magnolia

Dec 3 2022 6:30pm Riverside CA
Fox Performing Arts Center

Jan 7 2023 9:00pm Charles Town WV
Hollywood Casino

Jan 12 2023 7:30pm Fort Pierce FL
Sunrise Theatre

Jan 13 2023 8:00pm Coral Springs FL
Coral Springs Center for the Arts

Jan 14 2023 8:00pm Ft. Myers FL
Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall

Jan 20 2023 8:00pm St. Petersburg FL
Mahaffey Theater

Jan 21 2023 8:00pm Orlando FL
Hard Rock Live Orlando

Jan 28 2023 8:00pm Bensalem PA
Xcite Center at Parx Casino

Feb 3 2023 10:00pm Las Vegas NV
The Mirage

Feb 4 2023 8:00pm Scottsdale AZ
Talking Stick Resort

Feb 18 2023 8:00pm Nashville TN
Ryman Auditorium

Mar 4 2023 7:00pm New Orleans LA
The Joy Theater

Mar 10 2023 7:00pm Red Bank NJ
Count Basie Center for the Arts

Mar 11 2023 7:00pm Huntington NY
The Paramount

Mar 24 2023 8:00pm Milwaukee WI
Pabst Theater

Mar 25 2023 7:30pm Wausau WI
Grand Theater

Mar 31 2023 8:00pm Ledyard CT
Foxwoods Resort Casino

Apr 1 2023 7:00pm Boston MA
The Wilbur

Apr 21 2023 8:00pm Durham NC
Carolina Theatre of Durham

Apr 29 2023 7:30pm Niceville FL
Mattie Kelly Arts Center

May 5 2023 7:00pm Ponte Vedra Beach FL
Ponte Vedra Concert Hall

May 5 2023 9:30pm Ponte Vedra Beach FL
Ponte Vedra Concert Hall

May 6 2023 8:30pm Charleston SC
Charleston Music Hall

May 12 2023 8:00pm Santa Rosa CA
Luther Burbank Center for the Arts

May 13 2023 8:00pm Wheatland CA
Hard Rock Live Sacramento

This contest started on 9/16/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

***** Paolo’s Of Boca, 1365 West Palmetto Park Road, Boca Raton, Florida 33427, (561) 245-7563.

Got a real good “mom & pop” Italian joint for you guys to checkout, Paolo’s Of Boca in Boca Raton.

Real simple tale to tell, yesterday Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats “discovered” Paolo’s Of Boca Raton and its food killed! Inside table seating/ 2 tables outside, no frills decor, reasonably priced appetizers/ pizzas/ pastas/ subs/ wraps/ rolls/ calzones/ salads/ entrees/ desserts menu, open Sunday/Tuesday-Thursday 11am-9pm/ Friday-Saturday 11am-10pm/ closed Monday.

Now! You guys know that this Jeff Eats’ food gig is purely a subjective call…what I like, you may hate and vice versa- with that in mind, I’m telling you that this joint’s food is delicious- and Paolo’s Of Boca Raton is an absolute must try!

Let’s wrap-Paolo’s Of Boca up by saying that you can check menu/prices/info at paolosofbocaraton.com.