A Clean Joke For You To Tell Over The Upcoming Holidays- An Old Man Dies!
* A Clean Joke For You To Tell Over The Upcoming Holidays- An Old Man Dies!
An old man dies…
His last wish to his son is to print an obituary. The son goes to the newspaper office and asks how much they charge for an obituary. They tell him $5 per word.
He says then print “Solomon dead”. The newspaper tells him that it requires a minimum of 5 words. He thinks for a moment and says, then make it “Solomon dead, wheelchair for sale.”