Humor!

A traveling salesman stops at a roadside diner for dinner. Sitting at the counter he sees the special of the day is his favorite dish cold chili, so he orders it. I’m so sorry sir the waitress says, the gentleman sitting next to you got the last one. Ok, the salesman says, just a ham sandwich and coffee. While waiting for his order, the salesman notices the man next to him is not eating his chili. After watching for several minutes he finally asks, are you going to eat that chili? No, the man replies, so the salesman asks him mind if I eat it? Knock yourself out the man replies and slides the bowl over. Digging in with gusto the salesman gets about halfway through his chili when he finds a dead mouse, which causes him to immediately vomit everything back into the bowl. Shaking his head wistfully, the man says yup, that’s about as far as I got too!

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 12/4/22- Roxie’s Place).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

BEEF ON WECK
($11.90- slow roasted top round beef served on a Kimmelweck roll with hand cut curly fries/pickle)

Roxie’s Place
15 North J Street
Lake Worth
561) 508-6979
Latest Review: 3/31/22

If you’re into “mom & pop” diners (and who isn’t?)- you will absolutely love this joint!

Posted on March 31st, 2022

***** Roxie’s Place, 15 North J Street, Lake Worth, Florida 33460, 561) 508-6979.

Got a real good diner for you guys to checkout, Roxie’s Place in Lake Worth.

Simple tale to tell, yesterday afternoon, Jeff Eats and a couple of business associates “discovered” Roxie’s Place and- the joint’s food absolutely killed! Inside booth/ table/ counter seating/ handful of tables outside, reasonably priced all-day-breakfast/lunch menu.

I kinda think I know my diners- Roxie’s Place’s delicious food/ reasonably priced menu/ pleasant service/ diner- decor and vibe make it a must try!

Roxie’s Place is open Monday-Friday 7am-3pm/ Sunday 7am-2pm.

Originally posted on December 2nd, 2022.

* The RRAZZ ROOM PRESENTS/ The Duprees, The Crystals and Peter Lemongello Jr.

Terrific lineup…

Just bought 2 discount tickets at goldstar.com.

The Duprees, The Crystals and Peter Lemongello Jr.: Holiday & Greatest Hits
Eissey Campus Theatre – Palm Beach Gardens, Florida

Sunday, December 4th, 2022 / 7:00pm

Tickets: ($59.50-$79.50) palmbeachstate.edu

Discount Tickets: ($30-$40) goldstar.com

From goldstar.com…

From the Event Organizer

If you are going to see one show this season, this is the one not to miss! The tradition and sound that originally made The Duprees such a well-loved and successful group has echoed through time for more than 50 years. Tommy Petillo, Phil Granito, and Jimmy Spinelli active today clearly show their dedication and passion for the type of music that started on a New Jersey street corner and grew to something both classic and ultimately timeless. The Duprees have entertained audiences who love their unique and romantic sound for more than six decades. From their doo-wop and rock and roll groups start in Jersey City New Jersey, they grew quickly to become a sensation all across the country and around the world. Although members have changed throughout the years, the singing group stayed in touch with their east coast roots and dedication to bringing favorite classics in an updated style. The singing group still thrills audiences with their smooth harmonies and romantic sound as they revitalize their top hits for new generations. Their dedication to preserving the sound, sharing it with more people, and spreading appreciation for music everywhere continues with Tommy Petillo, Phil Granito, and Jimmy Spinelli who are today’s Duprees for more than 40 years now of stage performances. The Crystals featuring Original Founder Dee Dee Kenniebrew have racked up hits like ”He’s a Rebel,” “Da Doo Ron Ron (When He Walked Me Home),” “Then He Kissed Me” and “He’s Sure The Boy I Love”. Considered one of the defining acts of the “Girl Group” era, The Crystals continue to perform a high energy show that keeps audiences asking for more.
Additional fees may apply. For events with a discounted price, no coupon or promo code is necessary to purchase tickets.

This contest started on 12/2/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $10 Chick-fil-A Gift Card to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 10 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $10 Gift Card is good at any Chick-fil-A location (chick-fil-a.com for locations, menus, prices, info).

Originally posted on November 7th, 2022.

* An Evening Of Christmas Cheer Featuring Michael D’Amore.

Just picked- up 2 tickets!

Don’t miss this show!

An Evening Of Christmas Cheer Featuring Michael D’Amore

Thursday, December 1st, 2022 (8pm)
Boca Black Box Center for the Arts
8221 Glades Road #10 Boca Raton, Florida 33434
Box Office: 561.483.9036

Tickets: bocablackbox.com check goldstar.com (discount tickets)
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For you guys who have never seen/heard Michael D’Amore- just a taste!

This video was recorded in the Kings Point Golf & Country Club clubhouse (Delray Beach) lobby several years ago- following a Michael D’Amore concert in its theater…

This contest started on 12/1/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win 24 Bonomo Turkish Taffy Bars.

Jeff Eats got a package of 24 1.5 oz Bonomo Turkish Taffy Bars ($24 retail value- 6 Vanilla/ 6 Chocolate/ 6 Banana/ 6 Strawberry) to give to one of you guys…

The game- the first 25 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

Check product information at bonomoturkishtaffy.com

***** Blueprint Cookies.

A recent email received by Jeff Eats…

Jeff,Maybe you can help me out with this one.

This year, my law partners and I plan to give Christmas bonuses to our clerical staff (7). We’d also would like to give each employee a box of freshly baked gourmet cookies. Can you help us out with a dynamite bakery?

As you can see from the address below we are located in Fort Lauderdale.

Thanks,
Marc Cantor

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Marc Cantor,

Got a prefect “bakery” which has three South Florida retail locations…

Trust me on this one, Blueprint Cookies’ cookies are absolute- dynamite!

You can figure out the rest- Blueprint’s site is: blueprintcookie.com.

Thanks for reading and happy holidays to you, your partners and staff!

Jeff Eats

This contest started on 11/28/22. This contest has a winner.

* Win A $50 Warren- American/Whiskey/Kitchen Gift Card.

Jeff Eats got a $50 Warren- American/Whiskey/Kitchen Gift Card to give to one of you guys!

The game- the first 50 “reader-comments” received – will be entered in a “blind hat pick”! You can submit as many comments as you’d like but- Please, only 1- reader comment – per day…play fair!

The $50 Gift Card is good at Warren- American/Whiskey/Kitchen, 15084 Lyons Road, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 455-4177.

You can check warrendelray.com for menu/prices/reservations/info.

Posted on July 5th, 2021

***** Warren- American/Whiskey/Kitchen, 15084 Lyons Road, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 455-4177.

Got an absolutely killer American-Style joint for you guys to checkout, Warren- American/ Whiskey/ Kitchen in Delray Beach.

Way-back on June 11th, 2021 I told you guys that I had been hearing terrific things about Warren which had literally just opened in Delray Beach and that I planned on giving Warren a shot in the very near future- Long story short, last Saturday night (7/3/21)- Jeff Eats, Mrs. Jeff Eats and two other couples ate dinner at Warren and I gotta tell you guys that Warren didn’t disappoint with its food, decor and service absolutely killing it!

Save me some-time and checkout Jeff Eats’ 6/11/21- story (down- below) for background color…

Right out of the gate, Warren’s mind blowing main dining room’s walls are lined-with something like 1,000 bottles filled with different whiskey, bourbon and scotch brands- its open kitchen allows diners to see “their” food prepared, a separate indoor bar-room’s windows permits- patrons to counter dine/drink on an outdoor patio which also has table seating and is set-up to accommodate live music acts and other entertainment!

On the food front, based on our waiter’s recommendation our party of 6 shared a whole bunch of “dishes”- all of which were delicious…

Crispy Calamari
Caesar Salad
Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes
Gloria’s (KFC) Korean Fried Chicken
Warren’s Damn Good Burger
Buttermilk Fried Chicken Sandwich
Lobster Seafood Bolognese
Roasted Heirloom 1/2 Roasted Chicken
Chocolate Fudge Layer Cake

If you insist on a pecking order, Jeff Eats would rate Gloria’s (KFC) Korean Fried Chicken, the Warren Damn Good Burger, Lobster Seafood Bolognese and the Chocolate Fudge Layer Cake as the definite home-run stand-outs! Now you guys do know, what I like you may hate and vice versa…for the record, Mrs. Jeff Eats raved about the Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes, but then again, the name of this blog site is Jeff Eats and not Mrs. Jeff Eats- am I right or am I right!

Let me wrap Warren’s up by saying that this joint is an absolute must try.

You guys can check menu/prices/info at warrendelraycom.

Warren- American/Whiskey/Kitchen is open Tuesday-Sunday 5pm-10pm, closed on Monday.

Originally posted on June 11th, 2021.

* Warren- American/Whiskey/Kitchen.

Hearing absolutely terrific things about Warren, 15084 Lyons Road, Delray Beach, Florida 33446, (561) 455-4177 which opened about a week ago in Delray Beach.

Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have reservations for later this month.

Hearing that the American-Style joint’s food kills, that it has 2 indoor liquor bars that-literally serve everything imaginable, an outdoor patio that in the coming months will feature all types of musical entertainment, a well trained and professional staff, an everyday 3-6pm by the clock happy hour and a decor that is as cool and hip as can be!

As I mentioned a couple of seconds ago, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats have reservations later this month- so be on the look -out for a Warren update…

In the meantime, check warrendelray.com for menu/prices/reservations/info.

By the way, if you beat Jeff Eats to Warren, let me know what you think!

Warren is open Tuesday-Sunday 5pm-10pm, closed on Monday.

* Humor!

Sam & Morris met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Morris didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Morris hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn’t know where Morris lived, so was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Morris, but one day, Sam approached the park and — lo and behold — there sat Morris! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Morris, what in the world happened to you?’

Morris replied, ‘I have been in jail.’

‘Jail!’ cried Sam. ‘What in the world for?’

‘Well,’ Morris said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?’

‘Yeah,’ said Sam, ‘I remember her. What about her?’

‘Well, one day, she knew I had money, and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old,

I was so proud that when I got into court I pleaded ‘Guilty’.

‘The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.’

***** DISH OF THE WEEK (Sunday- 11/27/22- Donuts To Go).

One of Jeff Eats’ favorite menu items…

MIXED DOZEN OF DONUTS
((13.99)

Donuts To Go
1414 West 1St Street
Sanford
(407) 878-2856
Latest Review: 9/9/16

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, they are all delicious- special shout-out to Donuts To Go’s- ALMOND JOY DONUT!

Posted on September 9th, 2016

***** Donuts To Go, 1414 West 1St Street, Sanford, Florida 32771, (407) 878-2856.

Trust Jeff Eats on this one, I know my donuts!

With the above in mind, Jeff Eats and Mrs. Jeff Eats recently “did” donuts at Donuts To Go in Sanford and I gotta tell you, the joint’s donuts are totally off the chart-delicious! Not really into the “ranking game”- but if I was, which I’m not, I’d rank Donuts To Go’s donuts right up there with the best I’ve had here in Florida as well as elsewhere! Donuts To Go also does- a handful of real-good breakfast sandwiches/items!

Let me wrap Donuts To Go up for you guys…no frills donut shop, order-pickup at counter, handful of tables, terrific donuts and delicious breakfast sandwiches/items!

Donuts To Go is open Monday-Friday 6am-6pm, Saturday-Sunday 6am-2pm.