* Hunor!

Little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to talk about what their fathers do for a living.

Little Suzy raises her hand and says, “My dad is a doctor! He saves people’s lives.”

Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My dad is a firefighter! He rescues people from burning buildings.”

The teacher turns to Johnny and asks, “Johnny, what does your dad do?”

Johnny replies, “My dad is dead. He was a stripper at a club for men.”

The teacher is absolutely mortified, quickly changes the subject, and goes back to her desk. At recess, she walks up to Johnny and says, “Johnny, I am so sorry about your father, but is that really true?”

Johnny whispers, “No, he actually plays for the New York Jets, but I was too embarrassed to say it out loud.”