Humor!
* Humor!
Little Johnny attends a horse auction with his father.
He watches as his father moves from horse to horse running his hands up and down his legs, rump and chest.
After a few minutes Johnny asks, “Dad, why are you doing that?”. His father says, “I have to make sure that they’re healthy and in good shape before I buy one.“\
With a worried look on his face, Johnny looks at his father and says “Dad, I think the local UPS delivery guy wants to buy mom.”