* Humor!

I was on a plane …
… looking out the window when the pilot goes, “this is your captain speaking. We’re currently cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet and we’ll reach our destination in four hours. So sit back and enjoy your flight.”

The pilot puts down the microphone but forgets to turn it off. He turns to his co-pilot and says, “do you know what I could go for right now?”

The co-pilot goes, “what?” The pilot goes, “I could really go for a BJ and a cup of coffee.”

Hearing this at the back of the plane, the flight attendant starts running up towards the front to let the captain know that the microphone is on.

Out of nowhere, someone from the back of the plane shouts out, “Don’t forget the coffee!”