* Humor!

A burglar breaks into a house late at night. He has his little burglar flashlight and burglar bag. He goes into one room and puts a couple of things in his bag then moves to another room and puts a couple more things in his bag. Then from the dark behind him he hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you”. He looks around and sees nothing and puts more in his bag. Then he hears the voice again say, “Jesus is watching you”. He shines his flashlight around and shines it on a parrot in a cage. He laughs and says, “was that you? what’s your name”. The parrot says, “my name is Moses”. The burglar laughs and says “who would name a parrot Moses”? About that time he hears a deep growl and the parrot says” the same one who named his Rottweiler Jesus”.