Humor!

A traveling salesman stops at a roadside diner for dinner. Sitting at the counter he sees the special of the day is his favorite dish cold chili, so he orders it. I’m so sorry sir the waitress says, the gentleman sitting next to you got the last one. Ok, the salesman says, just a ham sandwich and coffee. While waiting for his order, the salesman notices the man next to him is not eating his chili. After watching for several minutes he finally asks, are you going to eat that chili? No, the man replies, so the salesman asks him mind if I eat it? Knock yourself out the man replies and slides the bowl over. Digging in with gusto the salesman gets about halfway through his chili when he finds a dead mouse, which causes him to immediately vomit everything back into the bowl. Shaking his head wistfully, the man says yup, that’s about as far as I got too!