An 82 year old woman went to a walk-in clinic where she was seen by a young, new doctor.
After about 3 minutes in the exam room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the door, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was.
After she told him what had happened, he sat her down in another exam room and marched back to where the first doctor was.
‘What is the matter with you? That lady is 82 years old, has four grown children and 9 grandchildren and 3 great-grandchildren! And you told her she was pregnant? Are you insane?!’
The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and without looking up, replied, ‘yep, but I’ll bet you a buck she doesn’t have those hiccups anymore!’