Humor!

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny but she couldn’t have been right because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.

I told my dad what happened and he said that she was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened and he laughed to. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class the teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today she asked me what famous military person I admired the most and I said, “Colonel Saunders”.

Guess where I am right now….