Happy Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 14th, 2021 · Music/Events/Other

* Happy Valentine’s Day.

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Rachel.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over.
“To check my sister’s wedding- invitations” she said.

She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn’t overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

She said “Before you commit your life to my sister.”
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test.”
“We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.”
Welcome to the family my son.

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

3 Comments to “Happy Valentine’s Day”

  1. Azureblue says...

    Bahhhhhh 👏👏👏

  2. Lo Lo says...


  3. Ellen G says...

    Very funny.

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