A Joke From Long Time Jeff Eats’ Reader- Andy Gold

Posted on January 16th, 2020 · Music/Events/Other

* A Joke From Long Time Jeff Eats’ Reader- Andy Gold.

A recent e-mail from Jeff Eats’ reader- Andy Gold…

Hey Jeff,
Got a real good joke for you.
Can you share it with everybody?
Andy Gold

Andy Gold,

Your wish is my command.

Thanks for the joke and- your being such a loyal Jeff Eats’ reader is much appreciated!

Jeff Eats


God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”

Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”

God said, “Go down into that valley.”

Adam said, “What’s a valley?”

God explained it to him.

Then God said, “Cross the river..”

Adam said, “What’s a river?”

God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to the hill…..”

Adam said,”What is a hill?”

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, “On the other side of the
hill you will find a cave.”

Adam said, ‘What’s a cave?’

After God explained, He said, “In the cave you will find a woman.”

Adam said, “What’s a woman?’

So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, ‘I want you to reproduce.”

Adam said, “How do I do that?”

God first said (under
His breath), “Geez…..” And then, just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the
cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in
about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now?”

And Adam said….



“What’s a

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