* Happy Hanukkah.

A Mezuzah?

A man was observant in the placement of mezuzahs
in his home finally made it in business.
As a reward, he treated himself to a new Lamborghini!
After buying it, he feels a sense of guilty driving
without a mezuzah on the door post of his auto
so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks
for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.

“You want a mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks.
“It’s a Lamborghini,”

“What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.
“A sports car.”
“What? That’s blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts.
“You want a mezuzah for a sports car?
Go to the conservatives!”
Well, the man is disappointed, but goes to the
conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah.
“You want a mezuzah for what?” the Rabbi asks.

“For my Lamborghini”, the man replies.
“What’s a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.
“A car, a sports car.”
“What kind of sports car?” asks the Rabbi.
“Italian.”
“What? That is blasphemy!” the Rabbi shouts.
You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe car?
Go to the Reform!”

Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed,
but goes to the Reform Rabbi.
“Rabbi,” he asks, “I’d like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini.”
“You have a Lamborghini?” asks the Rabbi.

“You know what it is?” says the man.
“Of course! It’s a fantastic Italian sports car.
What’s a mezuzah