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IRAN & USA?

Posted on July 8th, 2019 · Music/Events/Other

Originally posted on 7/3/19.

* IRAN & USA?

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18 Comments to “IRAN & USA?”

  1. Mel Robinson says...

    Outrageously funny.

  2. Joe Kennedy says...

    ROTFLMFAO

  3. Gary Goldberg says...

    Absolutely brilliant!

  4. Lo Lo says...

    Love the video.
    I think there’s a hidden meaning here.

  5. Fred Frumpkin says...

    Very clever.
    Could this be Iran v USA story?

  6. Lou D says...

    Personally, I would have fired away.

    • Richard Garcia says...

      Me too!

      • Azureblue says...

        Me Three…

  7. Jeff Robinson says...

    Subject: Common Sense Is NOT So Common!!!

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    By Jeff Foxworthy:

    If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags (or straws) are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!

    If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to borrow and spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

    THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION….

    LET’S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

    IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

    IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

    IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

    IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!

    A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON SUPPORTING YOU, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE, THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

    I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

    PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!!! …… FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. IT WOULDN’T HURT TO SEND THIS TO

    TO A THICKHEADED LIBERAL PROGRESSIVE FRIEND UNLESS YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THEM TO NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! THEY HATE HEARING FACTS AND TRUTHS AS A GENERAL RULE. IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA TO WHAT THE LEFT IS DOING TO THIS COUNTRY !!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Jake C says...

    Exactly,
    IRAN just a bankrupt fraud.
    Very funny video.

  9. Ted Gleason says...

    IRAN is just a big talker.
    Very funny video.

  10. Bob Davidson says...

    Jeff,
    Ive never laughed so hard,

  11. Gary J says...

    Very very funny.

  12. Kate S says...

    Very funny.

  13. Gino Carrington says...

    That video absolutely summarizes Iran v USA. They are nothing but a paper tiger. Time to do what we got to do.

  14. Slip Mahoney says...

    Jeff,
    Absolutely brilliant.

    Time to see if those atomic bombs we got, work.

    Enough of these third world countries bluffing the US.

  15. Mark Itzler says...

    Hilarious.
    Ive forwarded the video to tons of people.

  16. Joey Shea says...

    Loved it.

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